#jazz x soundwave
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Main Pairing of the Story
MegOp
Dratchet
JazzWave
SkyThunder (StarScream actual helps them get together)
StarScream and IronHide. This is more of a FWB than an actual ship
#colony aphrodisia au#transformers au#Potential ships#shipping post#dratchet#megop#Skyfire x Thundercracker#Jazz x Soundwave#JazzWave#SkyThunder
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Soundwave! Do you have a crush on anyone? If not, who's your favorite Cybertronian?
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Hey, It's Halloween. So here's a NSFW(almost idk) Halloween thingy.
Matching Halloween costumes with yor Cybertronian bf/gf, begging them to just wear devil horns while you dress like an angle. Your on your hands and knees now, hands clasped together, puppy dog eyes looking put at them. A little please leaving your lips. They take in the sight, enjoiyng you on your hands and knees, begging for them yo put on a simple headband with red fabric covering it and stuffed horns. They want to, taking everything in their power not to just agree and put the stupid headband on, but they don't. Why not get something out of this. Why waste having you on your hands and knees all dressed up like Primus' favorite angle.
A evil smirk coming across their face plating as they look down at you, a servo coming to caress your head. Your such a sweet angle, but they can't say yes unless they get something in return, a true devil. You promise you'll do anything for them to wear the matching fucking headband, scooting close to their pedes. Your hands coming to place on their knees, you were already perfectly placed for it.
Their spike came into view, a servo wrapped nicely around it, giving generous pumps. "Oh come one Angel, You promised anything for me to put this little headband on." Their free servo picking up the red headband and putting it on. That same evil smirk never leaving their face plating as they spoke. "Now, get to work."
#stars writings#tf x reader#tf#transformers#transformers x reader#prowl x reader#jazz x reader#optimus x reader#megatron x reader#starscream x reader#rodimus x reader#hot rod x reader#soundwave x you#bumblebee x reader#shockwave x reader#overlord x reader#pharma x reader#ratchet x reader#drift x reader#deadlock x reader#hound x reader#galvatron x reader#im forgetting some but like you get the idea#maybe one day ill have an entire list of every single tf
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POV: You got kidnapped by Decepticons, and you're also on your period
(If you're wondering if you saw this before, you probably did! Tumblr's just being wonky and didn't show it, so I'm reuploading it)
Cast (of the TF characters): Skywarp, Thundercracker, Shockwave, Megatron, Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy, Jazz, Prowl, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Blaster, and a bit of Lazerbeak at the end
Synopsis: You’re on your period, and took a pretty strong painkiller before you went to class so you could focus without curling into fetal position from the pain. However, you didn’t think that you’d be kidnapped by alien robots. Luckily, you were using a cup. However, the painkiller is starting to wear off while you’re captive, and you’re hoping that you can be saved fast. Ideally, without these alien robots seeing you cough up endometrium.
A/N: I made the heights based more on G1 Transformers. I like the big bois, and g/t (mostly because I’m barely 5'2 but that’s irrelevant), but Rumble does not deserve to be 21 feet tall. He and Frenzy should be tiny menaces. Also, I think the size difference between the reader character and Blaster is more than enough. Also, this isn’t really for any specific Transformers continuity or series, more of my own headcanons if anything. Also, if you want to ask about the reader character, use the name Lorelei. Also, my endometriosis is not in my lungs, I just thought "Hey, do you know what would really fuckin suck?" and gave poor Lorelei endometrium in the lungs.
Word Count: 4.8K
Warnings: Menstruation, Endometriosis, Anatomical words for reproductive organs, Kidnapping, Vulgar Language, mentions of medical neglect.
You woke up dreading the day. According to the tracker, your period starts today, which is bad because the cramps get severe enough that you’d be bedridden if you didn’t have your painkillers, and also because you had class today. College life and all. At least today was Saturday, so it was only one three-hour class.
Going to the bathroom first, you checked your underwear for any signs of blood. There was only a bit of blood, but if you didn’t act quickly the bloodfall would begin. You grabbed one of your menstrual cups, folding it then pushing it in through your vulva. When it was in place, you used some toilet paper to wipe some of the discharge and blood off your fingers, flushed, then washed your hands.
You felt a cough coming up. Grabbing a tissue, you coughed into it. There was a bit of what looked like blood from where you coughed. If this was your first time, you would’ve panicked. However, you knew it was the stupid endometrium in your lungs because of your stupid endometriosis. Better pack some extra tissues, maybe buy some from the convenience store on your way to class.
Going into the shared space, you noticed a bag with a note. Must’ve been one of your roommates. The note had your name on it, so you decided to read it.
Y/N, I got you a snack. You mentioned in the group chat that your period starts today. I don’t know if you’re supposed to eat something with your painkillers, so I got you one of your favorite snacks just in case. Toodles! - Emily
It was chocolate covered pretzels. You took the bag, grabbed a beverage from the fridge and went back to your room to grab your medication before eating. It’s best to take it now, so your cramps don’t get so severe that you end up curled up in fetal position sobbing from pain once it fully starts.
After eating in the common room, you went back to change into your clothes. Fortunately, you didn’t share a room with anyone, so you could change in your room. You picked out an oversized black band tee and blood red sweatpants after putting on a tank top. If you weren’t on your period you would’ve picked something that looked a little cuter or fashionable, you don’t want to ruin those clothes if you need to cough up blood. You don’t know if hydrogen peroxide works that well with the materials.
Besides, most people that know you can easily predict whether or not you woke up feeling good based on how styled you look. If you’re wearing something more styled, with multiple layers and accessories, you’re likely in a more positive mood. If you’re not, either you’re on your period or doing something that requires some dirty work.
You packed your messenger bag with the things you needed: stationary, wallet, charger with power bank, tissues, a plastic zipper bag in case you can’t throw any bloodied tissues at the current moment, a small hammer, the tools that tech people carry, extra menstrual cup in a 3D-printed cube container that requires the opening to be twisted to get to it, a spray bottle of hydrogen peroxide, the usual things.
Luckily for you, all you had was a single class that only lasted two hours today. No rehearsals for the color guard, since the field is still wet from yesterday’s downpour. Maybe you’ll do some sketches after class.
Putting your shoes on, you left your dorm room and walked to your class. You made sure that your dormitory was close to the main campus, given your medical problems. Unlike yesterday, it was a gentle sprinkle of water, so you didn’t rush yourself. Class was in half an hour anyway.
Walking into the lecture hall, there was only one other person. You sat at a seat closest to the door, and turned to the other student. Like clockwork, you both got out your phones, pointed a finger at each other, and took a picture. Neither of you know each other's names, yet the bond is indescribable. Bonding through mutual goofiness without a single word exchanged. After that, a few more classmates came in, and once the clock hit noon the lecture began.
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After class ended, you packed up your things. Before you could get up, someone tapped on your shoulder.
Turning around, you saw one of your classmates with a furrowed brow. “Do you know about the recent sightings of alien robots?”
You shook your head, “I haven’t checked the news.”
“You haven’t heard anything?! They were spotted really close to campus two days ago. It looked like a bird, but obviously no birds nearby are that large! Be careful out there, hopefully nobody gets abducted.” She waved goodbye and sped out the room.
The alien robots are something you’ve heard about only in passing. Your roommates have mentioned them before, one of them took a picture that was so bad in quality you thought it was fake. Why are they going near a college, out of all places? There’s no local government facilities or anything that you think would interest them. Except for the telescope the astronomy majors use. They might be curious about that. It’s not related to your major though, so hopefully they won’t try taking you.
Walking out of the building, you decided to walk around a bit. It was nice, the sun wasn’t too harsh, the drizzle stopped, and there were basically no people around. Your painkiller should last a few more hours, so you have time to chill and walk slowly.
You couldn’t enjoy the scenery for long. You should’ve realized why you didn’t see anyone, not with that giant robot who almost crushed you, and is now looking down at you.
The creature was massive, quadruple your size at the very least. Black, purple, and annoyed.
“Who… are you?” you took a step back, ready to zoom away at any moment. They didn’t answer you, though, only grabbing you. Before you could react, you saw a bright purple light consume your vision, and you closed your eyes so your retinas wouldn’t burn.
♢♢♢
When the light was no longer visible, you were somewhere you didn’t recognize. The walls were metal, and there were more… people? Whatever they were, but they were looking at you. One looked identical to the one holding you, but almost entirely blue. An all-purple robot with a single yellow eye stared down at you, emotionless.
“I found one. I barely saw anyone at the location.” the one holding you said.
“Strange,” the blue one pondered, “shouldn’t there have been more of these squishies at that place?”
You wanted to retort so bad, but you also knew that the moment you start speaking you might cough. And honestly? What goes on in your body is none of their business. It’s Saturday, you thought to yourself, no shit there’s barely anyone there.
“Hey, tiny squishy!” the blue one put his face close to yours, “Tell us how we can access that telescope!”
You sighed in defeat. “I don’t know, I’ve never been to the building it’s in.” Well, that was a half-lie. You have been to the science building, just not the room the telescope was inside of.
“You WHAT?!” Oh, they’re annoyed.
At this point, you were pissed. You wanted to get away before the pain gets you, and you started getting snippy, “I dunno, maybe you should’ve asked before kidnapping me BECAUSE MY MAJOR DOES NOT INVOLVE THE FUCKING TELESCOPE! My major is in tech AND NOT ASTRONOMY!”
There is a cough coming up. Wriggling an arm out from the giant hand grasping you, you coughed into the crook of your elbow. Blood, as per usual during shark week. For you, that is.
“What is that red thing that came out of her intake?!” The blue one’s blood red eyes widened.
“Do we have anyone who knows how to fix organics?” the one holding you asked.
You yelled, “I’M FINE! This is normal for me, at least my painkillers are in effect!”
“Coughing internal liquids is abnormal for any being.” The purple one with the yellow eye spoke. “Thundercracker, inform Lord Megatron at once.”
The blue one ran out of the room. That one was Thundercracker, from what you could tell.
“Put them on the table, Skywarp. I’ll check their systems.” the one with the yellow eye ordered. The hand gripping you plopped you unceremoniously onto the table, leading you to cough yet again.
When you got up, you noticed the blood you coughed up on the table. Guess you gotta clean that. Opening your bag, you got out the hydrogen peroxide spray and a few tissues. It was a familiar procedure; spray the bloodied surface, and then clean it.
“What even is that?” Skywarp asked.
“Hydrogen peroxide. It’s used to clean blood off things, including clothing. I’d use a paper towel, but all I have are tissues.” you replied.
A hand held your face, opening your mouth and pressing your tongue down with their thumb. The one-eyed robot tilted your head up, and observed.
“No anomaly in the intake pipe. Finding the anomaly might require an invasive approach or scans.” they removed their hand from you.
Oh hell no. If this was an OBGYN, you’d be fine with it. However, you are not, and giant robots probing your lungs and uterus and just anywhere inside you is the last thing you want happening.
“Absolutely NOT!” you yelled, “I’m not letting you do that to me! Just bring me back to campus before my painkillers wear off!”
“I don’t think I’ll allow that.” Wait, who the fuck said that?
“Lord Megatron!” Skywarp turned around, bowing down at a gray figure. You could see the red glow of their eyes from where you stood.
“So, this is the one you found. She’s smaller than Soundwave’s cassettes.” Great. Just great. They’re calling you small. “She will do just fine, even if she’s not the one we hoped for.”
“How in Cybertron can this squishy help us if she’s never been to the building that the telescope is in?” Thundercracker asked.
“You. You’re a student of the university, correct?” Megatron asked, looking at you.
“Yes?” you replied, unsure of what the gray robot was going to ask you to do.
“Good, good. Then you should be able to get to it for us.”
Pardon?! “I’m one of the tech majors, if I just walk into the building and go to where the telescope is, the staff will find it suspicious!” you protested, “The only time I’ve even been in the science building is when I was being shown around campus, and we never went into the room that the telescope is inside of! If I’m to go in that room, I’m going to need to explain to the department head as to why I need to go in there.”
“Along with that,” you glared at Megatron, “I want to know exactly why you want access to the telescope.”
Skywarp huffed, “Why would we tell you about that?”
“Because y’all kidnapped me! If you want me to cooperate, you need a damn good explanation.”
“It’s rather simple. If you humans have access to such technology, wouldn’t we be curious about how it works? Such technology would be useful to our cause.” Megatron explained, and you hated the condescending tone he was using. It reminded you of the times you’ve been to the hospital, begging for an answer to all the pain and too-heavy bleeding only to be spoken down to like a toddler. Claiming that what you experienced was normal when it very much was not.
You sighed, “Fine. If you want my assistance, I will only help you if you follow a few basic rules. Do not damage any part of the school campus, try to abduct anyone else, or even think of trying to destroy the telescope. If you violate these rules, I will not help you any further. I will lecture all of you about your behavior without hesitation if you do that.”
“But what if the Autobots start the fight?”
“I’ll lecture them too. Don’t fucking try me.” You countered. It’s been a long time already, you can feel the pain creeping up to a painful level. After grabbing another tissue from your bag, you coughed up more blood.
You need to get back to your dorm soon, if the painkillers fully wear off you don’t know how you can escape.
“Now, I’d like to return to campus before my painkillers wear off. Can you please bring me back?” you tried your best to be polite, but right now you’re starting to get desperate. It must have been an hour at the very least, and you need to get back before you’re paralyzed by pain.
“Not so fast, young lady. We never got your name, and based on what Thundercracker said, I’d rather have you be under supervision.” Megatron turned to the purple robot, “Shockwave, bring her to your lab and prepare the scanners. I’ll leave her in your hands.”
Oh no. Oh no no no no NO. That’s the last thing you want happening.
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A group of Autobots were on the campus, talking to various humans.
“I was looking outside the window during lab. This purple and black robot picked someone up, turned into a purple light and just… disappeared with them!” a tall brunet said, gesturing to the spot the abduction happened.
Prowl frowned. He knew it was Skywarp, no other Decepticon had that ability. He’ll have to inform Optimus Prime once he finished speaking to who he was speaking to.
“Do you know the student who was kidnapped?” Optimus Prime asked the young blonde-haired woman standing in front of him.
“Yes. Y/N L/N is my roommate. I know that today she’s starting her cycle, which for her is incredibly painful. She needs to take pretty intense painkillers so she can function during this. I didn’t see her before I left for work, but I made sure to get her a snack so that she could eat something when she got up before I left.”
“What is that cycle? Is this something that organic life experiences?” He asked.
She tapped on her phone for a bit before looking back up at the Autobot leader, “All animals with a uterus and ovaries have an ovarian cycle, in order to prepare for a potential pregnancy,” she showed the diagram on her phone’s screen, “the uterus creates a lining, which sheds if a pregnancy doesn’t happen in a period called menstruation, or just a period, for humans. This lining is called endometrium. This lining, however, can end up outside the uterus, and in rare cases can go all the way up to the brain. This is called endometriosis, and is what Y/N has and what causes her the intense pain.”
“For her, there is endometrium in her lungs. She coughs it out during her period sometimes.”
Ratchet approached the two. “You mention that, and earlier the painkiller she takes. How long ago was that?”
The woman checked the time, “About five hours ago, based on the time she usually wakes up on this day of the week.”
“And when does it wear off?”
She paused. “After six hours, she’s back to regular unmedicated pain.”
Optimus got up. “Thank you, Miss Emily. We will find her as soon as we can.”
“Can I come with you? I don’t know how willing Y/N is going to be while she’s in pain around strangers.” Emily asked, “I’ll do my best to stay out of danger, and keep close.”
Ratchet grimaced, “It’s going to be dangerous. I doubt we have any weapons that you can use, if you can even hold them.”
“I understand your sentiment, old friend. However, she has a point. I doubt that Y/N will be pleased to have more Cybertronians trying to take her. Especially if she’s in terrible pain.”
Sighing in defeat, Ratchet turned to Emily, “Fine. We’ll bring her along.”
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Before you could protest, Shockwave grabbed you and started walking away. You thrashed in his hand, trying to wriggle out to run away and hide. Your efforts, however, bore no fruit, and only made Shockwave hold you tighter.
He put you in some kind of container, too tall for you to climb out.
“Soundwave, can you come to my lab with Rumble and Frenzy? Lord Megatron requested me to do scans of the human Skywarp found. She’s being difficult, I need those two to restrain her so I can do the scans without her attempting an escape.”
“Understood.” a voice was heard, likely coming from Shockwave.
After some time, a cobalt blue figure walked into the lab. They were the same size as Shockwave. Two significantly smaller figures followed them in tow; one purple, one black.
“So,” the blue one looked at you, “this is the human?”
“Yes.” Shockwave replied, grabbing you and putting you on some kind of table. They removed your bag, so you couldn’t grab a hammer and thwack anyone even if you tried.
“Rumble, Frenzy, restrain the human so we can do the scans.” The blue one ordered. The small figures jumped onto the table, grabbing your limbs and pushing them into the table. Honestly? That’s pretty painful. You tried to fight, kick, anything, but their grip was unrelenting.
“Stop wiggling, fleshy!” one of them tightened their grip.
Some kind of scanner descended to your chest, stopping a few centimeters above you. It whirred to life, and a red light shone onto your chest. It shifted around, scanning from your chest to your pelvis. After a few minutes, the light turned off.
“Peculiar.” Shockwave stated.
“Is this what human internals look like? How strange.” The cobalt one tilted their head, then looked at you.
“Rumble, Frenzy, release.” They ordered, and the two robots holding you by the limbs released you. However, you couldn’t run, as Shockwave grabbed you. The change from laying down to being vertical made you feel the menstrual blood leak out of your cervix, sending shivers down your spine.
“Do you even know what you’re trying to look for? There’s nothing that you can base it on!” you yelled.
“Intuition.” Shockwave rebutted, putting you back in the container. Jarred once again.
The pain creeps up once more. The whole restraining debacle distracted you for some time, but now you realized that the medication is almost out. In a few minutes, you’ll be in fetal position from the pain. Even breathing is a struggle.
Alarms.
“Autobots infiltrated the base, I repeat, Autobots have infiltrated the base.” the announcement rang.
Shockwave and the others left, leaving you alone. This was your chance. Opening up your bag, you grabbed a hammer. Can you even break the glass? Might as well find out.
Walking to one of the corners, you slammed the hammer. A crack formed, and you continued to slam and slam and slam until a large enough opening was made. You walked out of it after putting your hammer away. After going to the side opposite the hole, you dropped and rolled onto the floor. It was time to run and find a small enough place to hide.
You ran out of the lab, zooming through the halls to find somewhere small. Somewhere you could fit and they could not. After a few minutes of running, you found a small slit in the wall that you could just barely squeeze into, so you went in it. It took some time, and your chest especially was squashed, but the slit went to a tiny area, where the slit was the only exit. Curling up into a corner, you waited. The slit is too short for the two who restrained you to fit anyway.
You heard fighting and yelling approaching you. From where you were, they couldn’t see you. After a bit of time, it quieted down.
Voices.
“We haven’t seen the missing person at all. Where could she be, Prowl?” one asked.
“Who knows? Y/N might be trapped somewhere.”
They know your name. Why do they know your name? You didn’t tell any of them your name.
Unless… they’re a rescue party? Moving was a struggle for you, the pain was getting too much. You doubt you could speak right now either.
“Wait. That tear in the wall. Could she be in there?” the voice pondered, getting closer to where you were.
“I’m checkin’ it. Emily’s with Blaster ‘n’ Wheeljack, right? If Y/N’s here, contact them.”
They know Emily? Your roommate? Well, that complicates things.
A large black finger entered the slit, widening it just a tiny bit. “Hey! Are you in there?” they asked. All you could do is whimper in reply.
“Don’t worry, we’ll get you out of here!” they promised.
“Jazz, I contacted them. They should arrive in a moment.”
More footsteps.
“We’re here!” a familiar voice trilled. They are indeed talking about that Emily, the one who is your roommate. Both of you are enrolled in the university’s STEM program, so you have a few classes together. You’re both part of the color guard as well, which is pretty well known for the futuristic masks that the marching band wears as well.
“Do you think you can fit through that? I mean, Jazz, he made it bigger, but it still looks small.” An unfamiliar voice asked.
“If Y/N can fit it, I can.” Emily said, and you heard her step in through the slit.
“That bad?” Emily asked. You turned to her and gave her the stink eye.
“Hey! STEM girlies gotta stick together, y’know? Stop giving me that look.” Emily retorted.
She took out your painkillers from her bag. “I hope yain’t mad about me yoinking your painkillers, I knew that by the time you were found the meds would’ve fully worn off and you’d need to take them again. Here,” she gave you the bottle. You did your best to remove the lid, took one, and swallowed it dry. Ideally, you would’ve had something to drink since it tastes absolutely horrible, but eh.
You put your painkiller bottle in your bag. Emily grabbed you by the waist, hoisting you up to your feet, “C’mon, up at it. Let’s get back.” Both of you walked toward the slit, and left the hiding spot.
There were four of the alien robots. They all had blue eyes, unlike the ones who abducted you.
“Prime, we got ‘er!” The one with a blue visor and black hands said. “We’re gonna get ‘em back now.”
“I’ll hold them.” A red robot said.
Emily introduced them, “The red one’s Blaster, the one with the two trapezoids where his ears should be is Wheeljack, the cop car lookin’ guy with the red eyebrows is Prowl, and the one with the visor is Jazz. They’re all good dudes, even if Prowl’s grumpier than my pawpaw.”
“Don’t call me old.” Prowl growled.
“How old are you again? You’re a peepaw in my eyes.” you could hear Emily’s smirk, it made you chuckle.
“At least she sounds better!” Jazz jokes, “At Prowl’s expense, that is.”
“Shockwave’s lab is nearby. I’ll catch up to all of you later, I think there’s something there that might be useful.” Wheeljack stated.
“Alright. Don’t get killed, Wheeljack.” Prowl ordered, and Wheeljack ran to the lab you escaped from.
Blaster brought a hand to you and Emily, “Well? Hop on, I won’t bite.” Emily brought you to his hand, and he brought you to one of his shoulders and put Emily on the one opposite you.
“Let’s go.” And so, the five of you left. You gripped onto one of Blaster’s neck cables, mostly for reassurance on your part. The bouncing of Blaster zooming made you bounce a little bit, but you knew he was trying not to make you two bounce too much.
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After you got on the small ship, you were met with a few other of the Autobots. The tallest of them was red and blue, with windows on his chest. Next to him was a mostly white with orangish red accents.
“Good, you found her.” The blue one said, smiling.
“Optimus, should I look at her? They might’ve injured her.” The red and white one asked. You coughed into your elbow again, and let go of Blaster’s neck cable.
“Y/N’s not injured from what I can tell, Ratchet. I was able to give her the painkiller.” Emily told the Autobot.
“Which tastes AWFUL.” you added.
“Right. I forgor, sowwy.” and now Emily is UwUing. Great. That’s usually reserved for when color guard practice happens, or when she pops into the band room to bring you and the other brass members some cursed snack that the store she works at sells. Usually with some kind of beverage for you. Emily may be cursed, but she’s an awesome friend and roommate. You remember the time she recorded you and several other brass members doing a reenactment of I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys. She’s a champ when she wants to be.
“Well, since you coughed up some endometrium, I’m going to take a little sample.” Ratchet grabbed some kind of scalpel, grasping your arm and using it to scrape some of that sweet sweet lung endometrium.
“I’ll ask Perceptor to look at it.” Ratchet walked away.
“Where’s Wheeljack?” Optimus asked.
“Went to look in Shockwave’s lab, I think he should be here around…”
The doors opened, and footsteps ran inside and the door closed.
“Now.” Prowl finished.
“Wheeljack, what did you find?” Optimus asked, with everyone turning to the Autobot.
“Well, there was a clear container that was broken in the corner. Guess that’s where Y/N was put. Along with that,” he showed a hologram, likely the result of the scans, “I noticed this on the screen.”
Optimus approached, looking at it. “Show this to Ratchet once he gets back.”
“We should bring these two back. I’ll inform the authorities that Y/N was found, and has sustained no injuries.” Optimus ordered.
“Jazz, navigate the ship to the university.” Optimus ordered, letting Jazz leave to the cockpit.
After a few more orders, and Blaster placing you and Emily down on the floor, the both of you were left with Prowl.
“Miss L/N, I have a question for you.”
“What’s the question?” you asked.
“Is there any way to reduce the pain, or how long it lasts without your medication?” Prowl asked.
You’d answer, but that involves telling Prowl about sex. And, to be perfectly honest, fucking anyone you barely know is a turn-off to you, especially a giant alien robot that is literally thrice your size. You do not feel fuckable right now, try again later when you’re not bleeding from the cervix and lungs my dude. Do they even have penises? Well, they could use their fingers… No, don’t be horny, Y/N. Are you still ovulating? That likely explains the fact that you actually considered explaining sex and possibly… let’s stop that thought.
“Well, heat can help a little bit.” Good save, Emily. Good save. “It all depends on the person, though.”
“Also, Jazz and Blaster wanted me to ask you this, but what is this… trombone suicide thing Emily mentioned?” Ah. Emily snitched to Prowl.
“It’s a very complex move involving multiple brass instruments, usually trumpets or trombones. If you turn the wrong way, you’ll either bonk trombones or smack your fellow brassist in the face. There’s also the trumpet suicide, sousaphone suicide, and I’m trying to figure out how to do it for the color guard. Also, you’re playing the instrument while doing this.” you explained.
Prowl sighed, most likely in relief, “It isn’t literal, at the very least. That’s a relief.”
After a few more questions, and fortunately sex did not come up during that time, Optimus came back.
“We’ve arrived, let’s get these two back.” Optimus announced.
Walking with him and Prowl, you got tackled by one of your band mates. A good chunk of the brass section and color guard were there.
“Glad you’re back, Y/N!” the one who tackled you said, helping you get up.
After some time, and a little bit of discussion, you and Emily left to go back to the dorm with the others. The sun was setting, and the events of today left you tired and having menstrual munchies. Hopefully you won’t have to deal with the alien robots again.
A mechanical bird observed from a lamppost, watching the two figures enter the building. Even though the Decepticons failed to keep the student from the Autobots, there was still an opportunity to use her. Once they were fully gone, the black and red robot flew away.
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it's been a long while since i've written on tumblr. I lost my last account, but I'm hoping to get back into writing fics or oneshots again. Mainly going to be Writing Transformers.
Transformers Live Action -knightverse, ROTB. On occasions I may make Bayvesre content.
Transformers Prime
Transformers Gen 1
Transformers Mtmte, IDW
Character list and links below ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Requests & ask Rules:
I don't tend to close my request unless I get over 30+ of them.
- 1 character per request if you want a longish one shot fic.
- you can make requests for multiples with scenarios but but I tend to keep them short with a few headcannons added in.
- Specify if you want a continuation of a previous fic.
- I will do both human and Cybertronian and occasionally Experimental monster readers.
-if requesting Cybertronian for smut, they have both a valve and spike as I write all Cybertronians with both parts
- your more than welcome to ask for NSFW, SFW, Angst, fluff and all sorts. I'm pretty chill. All Smut and NSFW content is marked with #valveplug
I write: gender neutral, or Male characters, (I'm not good nor do I like writing fem character, I'm a guy, if I do get fem readers I'm going to write them as gender neutral)
I will do:
- Scenarios
- Yandere and possessive.
- family content
-disabilities (human only)
- Fluff/Angst
- fearplay, mouthplay
-Vore: soft vore/ light vore (may experiment, but very light)
- NSFW, kink:
and Dub-con/ consensual Non-con
size kink
skin fetish
hair pulling
Scent/ smell/ pheromones
Sex pollen/perfume.
silk and ribbon play
cum inflation
breeding
pet play
Predator/prey
(On occasions will write Alpha/Omega/Beta, I write it rather differently to the classic AOB. But I will only write it on very rare occasions)
vore
fluid play and consumption (paint, energon, oil, cum, spit, lubricant,)
spiking warming
Heart and spark syncing
new spike and Valve modifications to test on their human lover
(Just ask pretty much)
-Pregnancy
- death request are alright just keep it civil I won't go into details on the deaths.
- The AUs:
First Contact PotatooftheLand
Tasty AU of @callsign-relic
Energy fluid AU - (my silly energy drink transfluid ones)
Human pet
I will NOT do:
-Incest
-Pedophilia
- Self harm
-Minors (exceptions if they are children of the Bots and reader but only exception)
- Don't get angry if I'm not willing to write fem characters, I'm a guy, and I tend to stick with trans content, M/M, or gender neutral, but I'm leanent but respect my boundaries.
Slightly iffy:
- death of parents (I recently lost my mother in an accident so please be aware I that things one's sometimes I won't do due to my own feelings on these fics, while other time I may because it gives me comfort)
I enjoy making silly little one shots or even just sweet little things. I will eventually do up a master list for links once I make more stuff. (Pretty much anything you can think of up that alley I'm more than happy to do)
If you want a request of one who's not on the list, please submit it. These are just all the ones I can remember off the top of my head, people enjoy.
Ps I love writing silly little things too outside of the fics and even enjoy making art to go along with them when I feel up to drawing.
So nothing is too silly ask away over all the strange little things you want to know.
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Tiny art dump
My little spot for art
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Random Works
Transfluid headcannon
Non Ship works
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Character list and links:
Beachcomber
Breakdown
Bumblebee
Bulkhead
Cyclonus
Drift
First aid
Ironhide
Jazz
Knockout
Megatron
Mirage
Optimus Prime
Perceptor
Pharma
Prowl
Ratchet
Rodimus
Rung
Starscream
Skyfire
Skids
Swerve
Soundwave
Shockwave
Tailgate
Tarn
Ultra Magnus
Whirl
#transformers#megatron#rodimus#transformers idw#transformers x human#transformers lost light#transformers megatron#transformers prime#transformers x reader#bumblebee#breakdown#bulkhead#cyclonus#drift#Ironhide#jazz#Knockout#mirage#optimus prime#perceptor#pharma#prowl#transformers ratchet#ratchet#mtmte starscream#starscream#skyfire#mtmte swerve#soundwave#valveplug
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I found a UK site selling 3rd party Transformers toys and picked my faves 😂
#transformers#maccadam#transformers shitpost#optimus prime#elita 1#cosmos#sg soundwave#jazz#cliffjumper#hot rod#brawn#quintessons#wheeljack#megatron#shockwave#autobot x#sg thundercracker#ultra magnus#sg jetfire#sg skyfire#springer#thundercracker#skywarp#long post#there were so many more but these are the ones I think are the funniest#the ones with the really normal human names just like...really crack me up fsr#something about Optimus being Dave is super amusing#Brawn IS a hunk though#they got that much right#anyways I still have a migraine so I did this instead of drawing lmao
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I have an idea for transformers Au
Soundwave as Kitty and I will definitely draw him
But I have a problem with a character to be puss :
And I dont want to choose a bad one, so you can choose
Cant wait to see who wins!
#transformers#transformers Au#soundwave#optimus prime#earth spark#Au#soundwave ships#transformers last wish#soundwave x megatron#soundwave x optimus#soundwave x hot rod#soundwave x jazz#soundwave x blaster
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Jazz-Hearted
New Chapter here
“B,” he says finally, which… is better than nothing, you suppose. You’re surprised Jazz isn’t having a field day with this guy’s paranoia. Ya’ll ain’t got bombs fallin’ on ya heads or no clue if mech ya love will live past the next battle, dunno why ya so freaked all tha time he’d said once, and it… hadn’t cured your anxiety, but it had certainly made it look like a little bitch.
Someone afraid of Big Brother certainly sounds like something he’d get a kick out of.
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I'm not sure who would be the better couple to be Bumblebee's parents;
Soundwave x Megatron
Prowl x Jazz
Arcee x Elita-1
Ratchet x Ironhide
Unicron x Primus
(So let's vote)
#Unicron#Bumblebee#Prowl#Jazz#Megatron#Arcee#Elita-1#Ratchet#Ironhide#Soundwave#Primus#Megatron x Soundwave#prowl x jazz#Ratchet x Ironhide#Arcee x Elita-1#Unicron x Primus#Transformers#humanformers#alternate universe#fanfiction
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TF: Earth Rising - series links
When a sixteen year old girl named Ashley and her cybertronian bestfriend Swiftgear go looking for Energon things go wrong as the Decepticons take Swiftgear back to their warship believing her to be an autobot. Optimus Prime and his team of Autobots must find a way to save Swiftgear from Megatrons Energon stained servos
The renaming of TF: Energon Madness
Prisoner Pt. 1
Prisoner Pt. 2
Prisoner Pt. 3 somewhat human based chapter
Prisoner Pt. 4
Prisoner Pt. 5
Rest & Repair (coming soon)
#autobots#decepticons#fanmade#oc x canon?#ocs#story#tranformer ocs#transformers#optimus prime#rachet#bulkhead#jazz transformers#ashley#Clawhip#soundwave#swiftgear#bumblebee#megatron#starscream
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The fact that I started the Soundhowl fanfic I was gonna write,has the idea and everything, but then I haven't even touched it in my Drafts on Ao3..
#cyberverse#transformers cyberverse#thunderhowl#tfc thunderhowl#maccadam#Soundhowl#Thunderwave#cyberverse soundwave#Soundwave x Thunderhowl#oh yeah and i have a Jazz x Wild Wheel Fanfic in Google Docs so
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MASTER LIST
Request are open!
ALLOWED:
●Fluff
●Yandere
●Angst
●Crossovers
●Character x Reader
●Character x Character
●References to other fandoms
●Comfort
●Headcanons
●Reader/Character from one dimension/universe getting sent to a different one (tfp x tfa, trollhunters x zak storm, etc)
●others to be added
NOT ALLOWED:
●NSFW
●Pedophilia
●Incest
●Certain sensitive topics (rape, abuse, etc)
●Other's OC's (I don't have the confidence to do that)
FANDOMS
Transformers
Tfa:
Optimus Prime
- Wattpad Story: Deadly Voice
Ratchet
Prowl
Bumblebee
Bulkhead
Jazz
Jettwins
Ultra Magnus
Megatron
Starscream (+clones)
Lugnut
Blitzwing
Blackarachnia/Elita-1
Grimlock
Wreck-Gar
Soundwave
Longarm Prime/Shockwave
- All It Takes Is A Potion to Show How Much I'm Obsessed With You
Wasp/Waspinator
Tfp:
Optimus Prime
Ratchet
Arcee
Cliffjumper
Smokescreen
Bumblebee
- Bumblebee x SG! Cybertronian Reader
Bulkhead
Wheeljack
Ultra Magnus
Megatron
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
Starscream
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
Soundwave
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
Shockwave
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
Predaking
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
5t3v3(Steve)
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
Knockout
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
Breakdown
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
Dreadwing
- Decepticons Meets Sparklings
Arachnid
Unicron
Tfe
Optimus
Megatron
Bumblebee
Elita-1
Soundwave
Shockwave
Tarantulas
Terrans(PLATONIC ONLY)
Swindle
Starscream
Tfg1
Optimus Prime
Prowl
Jazz
Bumblebee
Ratchet
Megatron
Starscream
Skywarp
Thundercracker
Reflector
Soundwave
-Soundwave x Cybertronian Reader Part 1
Shockwave
Grimlock
Unicron
Other Autobots and Decepticons
Tfbw
Optimus Primal
Rattrap
Rhinox
Cheetor
Dinobot
Megatron
Tarantulas
Waspinator
Tfrid2015
Bumblebee
Sideswipe
Strongarm
Fix-it
Grimlock
Drift
Steeljaw
Thunderhoof
Fracture
Underbite
Saberhorn
LEGO MONKIE KID
Mk
Mei
Red Son
Jin & Yin
Spider Queen
Azure Lion
Macaque
Sun Wukong
Nezha
Syntax
Huntsman
Goliath (Strong Spider)
Peng
Lady Bone Demon
Not Mayor
ZAK STORM
Zak Storm (PLATONIC ONLY)
Cece
Crogar
Clovis (PLATONIC ONLY)
Caramba (PLATONIC ONLY)
Calabrass (PLATONIC ONLY)
Golden Bones
Trollhunters/3Below/Wizards
Angor Rot
Gunmar
Bular
Aaarrrgghh
Blinky (Blinkous)
Nomura
Draal
Krel Tarron & Aja Tarron (PLATONIC ONLY)
Varvatos
Tronos Madu
Zadra
Zeron Alpha
Nari
Skrael
Bellroc
WHEN REQUESTING (More rules will be added later):
●Include the fact whether or not your request is platonic or romantic; If romantic, is Y/n or character in a relationship, and if not, who is the romantic interest(s)?
●Give me some of the plot of what you're thinking for your request. If you don't, and I don't know what you want it to be about, or I can't think of what to make up- Example:
Optimus x Reader. Angst. Reader is male.
I don't know what the plot should be, or what it should involve. Like, if it's good enough that I can think of what it could be, then yeah, sure, but that will be a rare chance with me. But if it's like this- Example:
Aaarrrgghh x Reader. Comfort. Basically, the reader has had a bad day at work/school, and the two of them just cuddle and enjoy the silence in each other's arms, slowly falling asleep.
Then I will be able to think of how it can go because you gave me what you want to include in your request, but now how, I will be able to get behind that.
● I can make the reader be based off of another character, like- Examples:
-Vox! Reader in Trollhunters
-Reader as Ratchet's little sister in Transformers: Generation 1
Anything! Whatever you want as long as it's allowed.
●If your request involves something that isn't allowed, then it will be ignored.
That's everything for now! Request away!
#transformers prime x reader#transformers animated x reader#transformers generation 1 x reader#trollhunters x reader#transformers earthspark x reader#lego monkie kid x reader#requests are open#masterlist#3below x reader#wizards x reader#transformers beast wars x reader#transformers robots in disguise 2015#transformers#transformers x reader#transformers prime#transformers animated#transformers beast wars#transformers earthspark#transformers robots in disguise 2015 x reader#zak storm#3below#wizards#trollhunters#zak storm x reader
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WFC Megatron x GN titan cybertronian reader
Megatron ran across the battlefield, gun in hand, firing rapidly at any autobot that crossed his path. Taking note of the swarm of bots that was forming on his left, he left Shockwave to deal with them and sprinted towards Optimus.
"PRIME! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR DESTINY! NONE SHALL LEAVE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!" Megatron shouted. Jumping over a pile of corpses, Megatron pushed forwards with such fury that it blinded him of his surroundings.
Suddenly, before he could reach the prime, the ground below him gave way. He had failed to take note of Warpath spotting him and blasting what was left of the support beams under the platform he was on.
Crashing down with heaps of metal landing on and around him, he found himself to be trapped. Cursing Optimus's name under his breath, he notified Soundwave of the situation. "Soundwave, I require assistance immediately!" The reply came fast. "Acknowledged. Sending retrieval team to your coordinates," Soundwave said.
Sighing, Megatron looked around to see if there was any way out. No luck. The most he could do was crawl out from under the metal beams that had previously landed on him. Sitting up and looking around, he saw that he had landed further down than he had first anticipated. The light of day wasn't even visible, and the sounds of war raging above were incredibly faint.
Suddenly, the metal ground started to shift. Startled, Megatron fell back with a yelp and tried to scramble to his feet again. As the ground around him shifted, he found himself unable to get his footing and promptly stumbled once more. The floor started to move, and Megatron found himself on a transforming platform heading to the surface.
As the light of day and the sounds of war flooded his sensors, he looked up to see a face. A very, very big face. You opened your optics, the light of them washing over Megatron. "What in the name of Primus?" He muttered to himself. Feeling a bit dumb, he realized all too quickly that he was in the hand of a titan. He had heard of dormant Titans that were left underground, but he hadn't imagined that any of them were still functional.
Remembering that you were right in front of him, he snapped back to reality and started questioning you. With a sly grin, he asked "What is your designation, titan?" "(Y/N)" you responded, still looking at Megatron.
"(Y/N)... a fine name indeed. I am Lord Megatron, leader of the decepticons. Join me, and we shall bring glory to Cybertron!" Megatron said, taking the time to check out your features. You certainly weren't as big as Metroplex, but you came close. Megatron was intrigued when he noticed that you had 2 giant canons attached to each of your arms, and a massive null ray on your hip.
"I will fight for you, as a show of my gratitude. I am forever in your debt for awakening me," you said. Startled out of his thoughts, Megatron grinned at you. "Soundwave," he started. "Call off the retrieval team. I don't believe we'll be needing it anymore."
On the battlefield below, many had stopped fighting to look up at you in horror and awe. Optimus among the crowd, he noticed Megatron in your palm. "Scrap," Jazz muttered. "It appears that Megatron has found himself a new ally. Perhaps it would be best if we regroup and create a new plan." Optimus said, promptly telling the autobots to roll out before any more chaos could ensue.
Not enough stories with titan readers, so I took it upon myself to write one 🫡
I'll probably make a part 2, I had a lot of fun with this lmao not me casually making my tumblr into a transformer fanfic blog
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🚑 ON A BREAK FROM TF 🚑
secondary profile: @mariariley (currently active there)
❁ Sorry for any typos! My nails are long! 💅🏻 ❁
🎃 MASTERLIST LINK 🎃
🍁Bayverse🍁
Optimus Prime
Ironhide
Ratchet
Jazz
Sideswipe
Dino
Bumblebee
Crosshairs
Drift
Hound
Hot Rod
Megatron
Lockdown
Soundwave
Shockwave
Barricade
!EXCEPTION! Scourge (RoTB)
🧡Transformers Prime🧡
Optimus Prime
Ratchet
Bumblebee
Bulkhead
Smokescreen
Cliffjumper
Wheeljack
Ultra Magnus
Megatron
Breakdown
Dreadwing
Knockout
Soundwave
Shockwave
Predaking
x human fem/gn reader
no ships
no pedophilia, rape, pregnancy, gory self harm, mental illnesses, fursonas or any animal-like add ons
no heavy BDSM or weird fetishes
will do mental breakdowns, hysteria, death (not too gory)
will do angst, fluff, sometimes smut
will do headcanons and NSFW alphabets
self written fanfics in 1st person
requests and headcanons in 2nd person
please make your requests clear and with enough details 🧡
Dividers belong to @cute-sushi-roll , @moansteur , @animatedglittergraphics-n-more , @cafekitsune , @benkeibear 🧡
#transformers#autobots#deceptacons#optimus prime#transformers bayverse#megatron#bumblebee#transformers crosshairs#drift#tf drift#scourge#ratchet#ironhide#bayverse optimus prime#bayverse megatron#soundwave#shockwave#transformers x reader#transformers fanfiction#x reader#tfp#transformers prime#tfp ratchet#tfp bumblebee#tfp knockout#tfp dreadwing#tfp megatron#tfp breakdown#tfp optimus prime#tfp ultra magnus
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What do you think of the new transformers comic?
I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. SKYBOUND AAUUUU oh my god I am nearly obsessed. It’s so good and I love the art and I love the characterization and I just KNOW it’s gonna get better.
I have my small irks with it ofc, I was a little offput by the sort of maybe ish implied arcee x ratchet but that’s just a personal gripe, so I’m not even that mad about it. I don’t think it’ll become canon anyways but.
I love starscream. I love unapologetically evil starscream. I love irredeemable starscream and you know what I love more? Angry soundwave.
I want (I HOPE, I PRAY) soundwave to get fed up with starscreams bullshit and finally do something. Soundwave is such a powerful and underutilized character I want skybound to actually let him take more control over the decepticons for once. Even for a short while until megatron comes back. Soundwave is always the “loyal guy standing stoically behind whoever is in charge” and I yearn for soundwave to get ANGRY and take matters into his own hands. Because god, if anyone can successfully lead the decepticons it’s that bastard.
I also am so so happy to see Jazz again. And Jazz is so wonderfully… Jazz. It’s perfect. He’s perfect.
THE POINT IS. I love it and I’m very excited for more. I have very high hopes and I’m so eager to see what DWJ has planned.
THANK YOU FOR THE ASKKK EEEHEHEHEE ❤️❤️🛸
#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGG#I am also obsessed with how dwj has soundwave and jazz kick eachothers asses on the regular#god help i love it so much#more please moreeeee pleasasssas#transformers#skybound transformers#soundwave#starscream#jazz
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Ahem, and now a Tfa X dead cells au!
Optimus - the beheaded
Ratchet - The collector
Ultra Magnus - the king
Jazz - tutorial knight
Prowl - mentor knight
Elita one - time keeper
Blacksmith - Bulkhead
Hand of the king - Sentinal
Giant - Shockwave/Longarm
The Queen - Megatron
Conjunctivius - Lugnut
Concierge - Starscream
Scarecrow - Blitzwing
Blacksmiths assistant - Bumblebee
Guillian - Sari
Collectors intern - Soundwave
Scarab lady - blackarachnia
Other characters to be added : the tailor and his daughter(could be swapped for Isaac and sari), the modifier Guillian and the rude scribe, the sailor, mama tick, the servants
#transformers#dead cells#megatron#optimus prime#ratchet#ultra magnus#sentinel prime#elita one#blackarachnia#jazz#prowl#bulkhead#bumblebee#sari sumdac#shockwave#longarm prime#soundwave#starscream#blitzwing#lugnut
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