Could i please get some headcanons for rung, megatron, and maybe starscream (if you can't do him no worries!) with a singer s/o that writes a love song for them and sings it to them + their reactions? i love your writing so much!!
starscream
not exactly the type of song he imagined the masses would one day sing of him, songs about glory and victory, but it is the type that leaves him flushed to the audials for the rest of the week. he can't hardly look at you while you sing to him, too embarrassed and flattered to fully comprehend all the lyrics. he will be gracious enough to allow you to continue making songs about him, whether they're about his glory or how tenderly you feel. as long as he's always the focus and you only make songs for him.
rung
he's so incredibly touched that he probably starts crying. just hearing you sing his name, without needing to be corrected or think about it, has him flushing and tearing up. it might not be a song that is remembered for millions of years, but just having you remember him, think about him enough to write lyrics of your love for him, is enough to have him floating on cloud nine for weeks. rung won't ever be able to express just how much it means to him. don't be surprised if he asks you to sing for him again and again.
megatron
he's had plenty of people write odes to him, even commissioned them when he was a warlord (more like held artists at gunpoint). but never has anyone performed for him just to show how much they love him, adore him, intimately. it would go to his head if he wasn't already so beaten down by life. instead, it warms his spark and thrills him like he were a sparkling with a first crush. it's also incredibly embarrassing for him, because he knows he's really not all that you've built him up to be and you really shouldn't love him. that shame loses out to how genuine your love is. then you start riffing about "do that ass clap, queen" and it's done. he's wooed. that ass is yours.
First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X
Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
There's alot of stuff over transformers loving the taste of humans, from the sweat of their skin and arousal and this got me thing and I went down a rabbit hole of transformers transfluid taste like Energy drinks. And humans can't get enough of it,
Imagine you're going down on your favourite bot and getting a mouthful, and instead of it tasting God awful, you're just there like. 'Why does that taste like monster Mango loco?' The bots don't really take much notice to it until they realise their partner seems alot more interested in oral with them.
And on that thought, imagine both sides of it, humans tasting amazing to Cybertronians and vice versa.
With that out of the way I present to you my chart of what I believe different bots taste like.
Bulkhead: monster ultra paradise
Megatron: monster Zero Ultra
Rodimus: Ultra peachy keen
Ironhide: monster mule (ginger brew)
Ratchet: Mother Original
Ultra Magnus: monster Zero sugar
Tailgate: monster punch mango loco
Cyclonus: mother Lava guava
Drift, Rung: monster Ultra Gold
Optimus prime, Breakdown: Blue V
Starscream: monster Juiced Khaotic
Pharma: monster Juiced Monarch
Bumblebee: Mother Passion
Prowl: monster Juiced Pipeline punch
Knockout: monster ultra strawberry dreams
Whirl: Mother Epic swell
Swerve: V raspberry lemonade
Soundwave: mother original, zero sugar
Shockwave, Tarn: Mother frosty berry
First-aid: V original
Brainstorm: mother Rainbow Sherbee
Skids: red bull
Mirage: Rockstar Jucied El mango
Perceptor: Rockstar Recovery
Red alert: rockstar Refresh summer fruits
Thundercracker, astrotrain: Rockstar Punched
Thunderclash: rockstar original
Getaway: C4 original
Arcee: Mother Razzle berry
Blitzing: monster ultra violet
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk and enjoy, use how you wish.
Also I'm so glad you're still open! May we have a fairygodparent!Bumblebee getting ready to throw hands with his new assignment, King Starscream
If Bumblebee could tap his little fairy foot right now, he would.
What did he do to deserve having Starscream as his latest assignment? Starscream, the most stubborn and irritable royal to ever be brought into the Universe. Bee has to do this. For the good of Cybertron, of course.
Bee would do anything for his home. Often, he has given more than truly had in the first place, but this seems to be a step too far. He's taken on many assignments from his superiors, but... Can he really follow through with his promise to foster worthy royalty for the throne.
"Fumblebee, are you listening?" Starscream looks up from his carefully constructed plan, involving annexing homes of the disenfranchised and downtrodden. A plan Bumblebee has vehemently tried to discourage, short of actually fighting for his argument physically.
Bumblebee's clenched servos tremble, but all the little fairy-mech can do is sigh heavily. Maybe he has to try a different approach.