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Jay Brazeau (2010- 2020s)

Jay Brazeau appeared in Canadian Action Comedy/Drama Gunless in 2010.

Brazeau also appeared in Canadian Comedy Fathers & Sons in 2010, baring his ass in a sex scene.

Jay showed some more skin in another Canadian film, Sex After Kids in 2013.

Also in 2013, Jay appeared in the comedy Jinxed.

For the last 10 years Jay has appeared in 1 or 2 Holiday TV Movies each year.

#Jay Brazeau #2010s #fat actor #fat nude male actor #Jay Brazeau naked

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clemsfilmdiary · 4 months

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Double Jeopardy (1999, Bruce Beresford)

1/10/24

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mlobsters · 11 months

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supernatural s5e14 my bloody valentine (w. ben edlund)

wow, everyone really went for it on this scene. it could have gone just pure gore but they really kept that sex edge to it. impressive

ALICE'S ROOMMATE There was blood everywhere...and... other stuff...I think Alice was already dead.

okay.

ALICE'S ROOMMATE No premarital. I used to wonder how she did it. I mean, you know, didn't do it. It was her first date in months. She was so excited.

SAM Apparently, they were both pretty excited.

made me laugh. just missing the caruso sunglasses move. what the cheeseball

DEAN Well, then what, then? Oh, dude! At the coroner's-- you didn't see these bodies. I mean, these two started eating and they just... kept going. I mean, their stomachs were full. Like Thanksgiving-dinner full. Talk about co-dependent.

(oop the snazzy laptop desktop background is back)

see they're not so bad, they're not eating each other to death! model of a healthy relationship. codependent shmodependent

SAM Go ahead. Unleash the kraken. See you tomorrow morning.

is that what we're calling dean's dick now?

DEAN Where am I going?

SAM Dean, it's Valentine's day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it-- Uh, unattached drifter Christmas?

DEAN Oh, yeah. Well... be that as it may...I don't know. Guess I'm not feeling it this year.

SAM So you're not into bars full of lonely women?

DEAN Nah, I guess not. Ahh. What?

SAM That's when a dog doesn't eat-- that's when you know something's really wrong.

DEAN Remarkably patronizing concern duly noted. Nothing's wrong. We gonna work or what?

was thinking i recognized him from another spn episode (yes s1e19) but also yes from the killing

the killing s1e9 undertow - jay brazeau as judge russell elliot

DEAN Hey. (hands Sam one of the hearts they're examining) Be my Valentine?

LOL another moment i read in fic and didn't think actually happened. ham

these idiots

i think i know this dude from commercials.

lex medlin in a bunch of ads listed on ispot.tv

again tying into the main arc with the cupid being behind john and mary. that's you know, okay i guess. lol

and good job sam, telling dean about the demon encounter (aka writers for not deciding to angst over this for the millionth time). and that demon was rocking an intense contour. and pretty handy trick there for sam, sniffing out demon blood. except for the addiction situation. where is demon blood methadone when you need it

double gold star for sam telling dean he needs to stay back

hope he has a pillow or something. shoulda dragged the tv in for distraction. nothing like being in pain/freaking out and having nothing to do but focus on the fact that you're in pain/freaking out

DEAN Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.

CASTIEL So...you're saying you're just well-adjusted?

DEAN God, no. I'm just well-fed.

wasn't expecting that to be the explanation for why he's immune.

FAMINE Yes. I see. That's one deep, dark nothing you got there, Dean. Can't fill it, can you? Not with food or drink. Not even with sex.

DEAN Oh, you're so full of crap.

FAMINE Oh, you can smirk and joke and lie to your brother, lie to yourself, but not to me! I can see inside you, Dean. I can see how broken you are, how defeated. You can't win, and you know it. But you just keep fighting. Just... keep going through the motions. You're not hungry, Dean, because inside, you're already...dead.

okay listen, we're depressed. it's true. but really? neither reason seems terribly plausible to me

so famine is.... destroyed? what? i thought you couldn't kill them. confused. why didn't dean just try to get his ring while sam was sucking out the demons the first time. or the second time. i get it but having dean standing there with the knife and nothing to do and cutting to his reaction periodically was ... silly

they really need to come up with a better detox system than this.

and now dean is praying? well. at least we didn't have a One Tear moment. you know who dean could use right now? fuckin ellen. ugh. faking like you're gonna extend their support network but no it's just so they can kill them off and give dean some more grief to carry around *shakes a fist*

#blood #supernatural #ben edlund #spnwatch #spn 5x14 #jay brazeau #the killing #lex medlin #unattached drifter christmas #that was a title of a fic i read recently i think lol and i wondered where it came from #so many the wild things in fic i later learn happened canonically it's a trip #hazards of reading ahead of viewing schedule #spn desktop background update

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soweirdondisney · 7 months

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Disney Plus has made the first five Air Bud movies available to stream.

Air Bud (1997)

Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)

Air Bud: World Pup (2000)

Air Budd: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)

Air Bud: Spike Back (2003)

This is the first time ever the movies are available to watch on the platform at the same time.

Kevin Zegers was Josh Framm in the Air Bud franchise before being a guest in So Weird's "Second Generation" episode as Ryan Ollman.

He returned to the Air Bud franchise after the episode.

Zegers was in the first four Air Bud movies with another So Weird guest, Jay Brazeau (Mr. Cox in "Detention"), who has probably the most iconic line of the film.

Neither of the men are in the fifth Air Bud movie, Spikes Back, but C. Ernst Harth ("Boo" and "Troll") and Alf Humphreys ("Angel") are.

#air bud #air bud movies #air bud franchise #kevin zegers #jay brazeau #second generation #detention #boo #troll #angel #c ernst harth #alf humphries #disney plus #zoog disney #disney channel #disney

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nerds-yearbook · 9 months

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In 1970, Colonel Crawford was forced to retire from his position as head of the secret military division dealing with aliens after being fooled by a hoax. One of his sons, however, believed he had a clue to a real alien artifact in Alaska. Meanwhile, due to his multiple abductions, Jesse Keys had developed a serious drug issue. While recovering in a VA hospital he fell in love with one of the nurses. (“Acid Tests", Taken, TV)

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badmovieihave · 1 year

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Bad movie I have Cadence 1990

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gameofthunder66 · 1 year

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Malicious Trailer 1995

watched 4/5/2023- 2 [1/2] stars- on Netflixdvd

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kwebtv · 1 month

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Sitting Ducks - Cartoon Network - September 13, 2001 - July 5, 2003

Animated / Children / Comedy (26 Episodes)

Running Time: 22 minutes

Voice Stars:

Ian James Corlett as Bill / Cecil

Dave Ward as Aldo

Kathleen Barr as Bev

Louis Chirillo as Ed

Phil Hayes as Oly / Fred

Jay Brazeau as Waddle

Michael Benyaer as Raoul

Cathy Weseluck as Drill Sergeant Duck

Dale Wilson as additional voices

Brian Dobson as additional voices

Sylvia Zaradic as additional voices

Chantal Strand as additional voices

Chiara Zanni as additional voices

Pauline Newstone as additional voices

Paul Dobson as additional voices

Lee Tockar as additional voices

Garry Chalk as Jerry the Parrott

Scott McNeil as Arnold

#Sitting Ducks #TV #Animated #Comedy #Cartoon Network #2000's #Children

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gatecast · 4 months

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Stargate Birthday - December 22nd

Jay Brazeau - Harlan (SG1) & Lord Protector (SGA)

#stargate #birthdays

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thesmilingfish · 2 years

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Up to the “War Zone” (S3E11) episode of MacGyver and we’ve got Jay Brazeau (Harlan) and Bill Dow (Bill Lee) on deck!

And a naked Richard Dean Anderson. We only get a peak from the waist up but it’s still pretty darn nice.

#macgyver 1985

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glennk56 · 2 months

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Jay Brazeau (1995-2010)

Jay Brazeau is a Canadian character actor. He is a fat actor who has appeared in a wide variety of film and television genres and can play it straight or create some memorable characters. His film career started in 1975 with an Independent Canadian film called The Melting Pot. Today the IMDb site lists his acting appearances at 283 spanning 6 decades. This includes many voiceovers for animated characters. He didn't start getting fat until the 90s. The above photo is from Slam Dunk Ernest starring Jim Varney in 1995.

The above photo is from the 1995 TV movie, The Ranger, The Cook and a Hole in the Sky starring Sam Elliott, Jerry O'Connell and Ricky Jay. Brazeau played a doctor.

The next 2 photos are from 1997 TV series Dead Man's Gun, which followed the whereabouts of a cursed Gun. This episode was entitiled The Great MacDonacle, starring John Ritter.

This photo is from Hoods in 1998, starring Joe Montegna and Kevin Pollack.

These 3 photos are from TV show Cold Squad, running from 1998-2005. A show similar to Cold Case. Brazeau was a regular until 2001.

Stargate-SG-1 geeks might recognize Brazeau as Harlan, who appeared in 2 episodes, in 1998 and 2001.

Jay Brazeau appeared in 2 episodes of The Outer Limits, The Vaccine in 1998 and The Vessel in 2001.

Jay Brazeau was in TV Movie The Wedding Dress in 2001 and an episode of Dead Like Me in 2003. He also appeared in an episode of Stargate Atlantis in 2006, playing a different character than in previous the Stargate series.

Brazeau was in 2 episodes of Supernatural in 2006 and 2010, playing different roles.

In 2008 Jay Brazeau appeared in Far Cry, an action thriller film from Germany and Canada.

Brazeau had a small role in Watchmen in 2009.

#Jay Brazeau #1990s #2000s #fat actor #Canadian

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clemsfilmdiary · 1 year

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Garage Sale Mysteries: Searched & Seized (2020, Neill Fearnley)

Garage Sale Mystery #16

3/29/23

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minneappleemigre · 2 years

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My first Gatecon was super fun! Took some photos, listened to some panels, learned some stuff. They had to retake the photo with Paul because he asked me a question during the first take, which is why we were laughing. Everyone was so nice and super funny.

And I won a production script at auction! I'm gonna watch the ep and compare it to what ended up happening.

Most of the panel photos I took were kinda far and a little blurry, but the set was super cool. The chevrons lit up and everything!

I was bummed that Martin had to cancel, but Peter Deluise was there, and I guess he doesn't usually.

They did a one-time reading of an original script, and that group was a shit show. It was awesome 😂

The live auction was hilarious. All of the guests who wanted to participate were given mics and it was chaos. Pictured, Apophis wearing the outfit from Brief Candle, Jay Brazeau with a zat, and generally absolute chaos.

Bill Nikolai said that he got the RDA stand-in gig because he has the same "neanderthal eyes." Apparently RDA's eyes are remarkably difficult to light, and he used to have lights dedicated to just his eyes.

Dan Payne describing the supersoldier surviving the missile scene in Death Knell and Andee Frizzell describing the Wraith queen scene popping up from the water in Submersion were amazing. Oddly similar despite one being from dirt and one from water. Both auditions started with 'how long can you hold your breath?' 😭

#gatecon #gatecon the celebration #stargate sg1 #sga #my face

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movies-to-add-to-your-tbw · 9 days

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Title: Hulk Vs.

Rating: PG-13

Director: Frank Paur

Cast: Fred Tatasciore, Graham McTavish, Matthew Wolf, Grey DeLisle, Bryce Johnson, Kari Wahlgren, Janyse Jaud, Jay Brazeau, Jonathan Holmes, Michael Adamthwaite, French Tickner, Nicole Oliver, Qayam Devji, Scott McNeil

Release year: 2009

Genres: science fiction, adventure, action, fantasy

Blurb: For ages, Odin has protected his kingdom of Asgard...but every winter, the All-Father must rest and regain his strength for one week. During this time, all of Asgard's foes try to claim the realm for their own, but they are always stopped by Odin's son, the mighty Thor...albeit with the loss of many brave Asgardian warriors. Loki, god of mischief, has kidnapped Dr. Bruce Banner and brought him to Asgard with the help of Amora - Thor's once-lover, now the supervillain known as the Enchantress. Loki makes Banner angry and changes him into the Hulk, allowing the Enchantress to cast a spell which separates Banner from his monstrous alter-ego and grants Loki control over the Hulk's body.

#hulk vs #hulk vs thor #hulk vs wolverine #pg13 #frank paur #fred tatasciore #graham mctavish #matthew wolf #grey delisle #bryce johnson #2009 #science fiction #adventure #action #fantasy

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lukeevansgirl22 · 6 months

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Air Bud is a classic movie!

Hey guys! I’m here to do a review on the movie “Air Bud!” I love this movie because it’s such a classic and has a lot of heart! The movie is about a boy who moves to a new town and joins the basketball team. He befriends a circus dog that escapes from a cruel master. With the cast of Michael Jeter, Kevin Zegers, Wendy Makkena, Bill Cobbs, Eric Christmas, Jay Brazeau, Brendan Fletcher, Stephen…

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montyterrible · 7 months

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Ernest Gets Faustian

Slam Dunk Ernest (1995) not only breaks the naming convention (“Ernest” + verb + noun) of the Ernest series of movies, but it’s also the first of a direct-to-video “trilogy” of sorts, followed by Goes to Africa (1997) and In the Army (1998). Maybe there’s something either auspicious or ominous in there somewhere. Like, is it a decline or the beginning of something? It’s fun revisiting these movies because of how they’re simultaneously so familiar that they’re basically imprinted on my brain, with just the slightest exposure or reflection basically unfolding an entire mental film reel, while also feeling kind of fresh for how I now get to look at them with adult eyes, looking for signs of low-budget production (for one thing) or zeroing in on elements I either glossed over or didn’t appreciate fully as a kid.

While I always knew about the supernatural elements of this story—with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s “Archangel of Basketball” versus Jay Brazeau’s Mr. “Moloch,” with Ernest as a sort of proxy for both in their play for something like a little piece of the young boy Quincy’s soul—I really appreciated the elements of weirdness and the layering of plot and theme that happen in the movie on this re-watch. I did not actually know who the mythological Moloch was back then, for one thing.

For another, there’s a kind of surreal seduction scene in a limo where Ernest is tempted by Moloch and the already fallen Erma Terradiddle, which is a literal hell of a name in this case, with garish lighting and visions of a successful Ernest that include him strutting the catwalk in this funny parody of a fashionable leather get-up just kind of draped over his usual denim outfit. He and Erma repeating “And me! And more money!” in this intimate sort of way over and over again definitely registered with me as more unsettling and, dare I say… erotic this time. Ernest arriving at the big game in a garish sort of popemobile accompanied by a bunch of people in animal costumes was also a nice weird, surreal touch. Earlier in the movie, there’s even a little small-scale representation of the large-scale heaven versus hell conflict where three of Ernest’s teammates arrange themselves in front of him in the locker room in a configuration that recalls one man with an angel and a devil on his shoulders.

It sounds weird to focus on something like emotion in an Ernest movie, but I kind of Felt this one, more so than Goes to Jail or Africa: seeing Ernest slowly lose his way and become less of the true-hearted bumbler he’s meant to be as Quincy simultaneously starts disrespecting his father, how Erma has her own arc of losing her soul to Moloch (and not breaking free in the end!), how the team breaks down thanks to Ernest’s supernatural abilities stealing the show out from under them, and how Ernest has his locker room epiphany and starts to throw the game so that the guys have to go back out there on their own and win with “hard work” like they need to for everyone to more or less get what they deserve... I guess I wouldn’t call it “original,” but I’d call it “competent,” as backhanded as that might sound. It’s an Ernest Sports Movie with a supernatural twist, and I think it pulls of its little story of temptation effectively.

And, yes, it is also funny. The opening scene with kid Ernest, where he tries to shoot a basketball and it ends up causing chaos, with the ball ping-ponging from one innocent victim to the next, is really funny in that way where only the actual physical presence of actors and objects playing off one another (I think) can be. There’s a similarly visceral gag where Ernest tries to go to bed with the sentient shoes the Archangel gives him still on his feet, and, after a beat of calm, his legs burst from beneath the covers and try to run away on opposite sides of the bed in a manner that’s clearly unrealistic but all the funnier for it. In that vein, there are a fair number of scenes where Jim Varney gets to pretend to struggle against his own body (against the aforementioned shoes, but also trying to take a hat off his head at one point), and it just looks like a lot of fun. Obviously, Ernest’s physicality is a big part of the humor of the character, and a sports movie gives him room to indulge. It really makes sense as a vehicle for this brand of comedy, and that it comes packaged with the supernatural and heartfelt stuff just enhances it for me.

#film #movies #movie review #rewatching #jim varney #ernest p. worrell

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