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erene-e · 2 years
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simplyender · 1 year
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Inside Job + Dogs
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Air Bud, Golden Receiver
Case for survival:
Ain't no rule says a dog can't survive Castle Dracula
Case against survival:
Ain't no rule says a dog can survive Castle Dracula
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If the wolves try to challenge him to a game of pickup he will definitely destroy them. If they attack him like wolves, he will definitely die
Because of his triple threat of being an athlete, having luscious, wavy blonde hair, and also being a super cute dog, the Girlies may actually drawn to him more than Dracula. They may even be persuaded to join his team.
If Dracula challenges Bud to a game Bud might lose if it's one-on-one, but if he manages to get the Girlies to join his rag-tag team of misfits then they'd pull off a miracle shot in the last quarter.
Incredible.
So Dracula is not above killing literal dogs, as a certain Whitby mastiff will attest. But can he defeat one in Basketball? Does Castle Dracula have a have a Basketball court? Maybe it should! Maybe if Dracula had a better rec room his solicitors wouldn't keep climbing the walls or rushing about madly like a rat in a trap. He can put it next to the swimming pool.
How is Dracula's Game? He's inhumanly strong and fast, and his propensity for yeeting is unparalleled. But does he have the precision? Hitting a window with a wolf is not exactly the same as making a 3 pointer. Also I have read that White Guys Can't Jump, and Dracula is very very pale. I believe the only time in the novel we see him jump is out the window of his Picadilly house. Oh, and making landfall at Whitby in dog form. Is Dogcula better matched against Air Bud than regular type? And whom are we rooting for? Dracula is a sore loser - if Air Bud beats him in a fair game he'll probably gut him out of spite. He's actually more likely to survive if he loses. Is Air Bud savvy enough to throw the game? Is he willing to compromise his principles by doing so??
Alternatively, if Dracula refuses to meet him on the court, can Air Bud survive two months in a stone prison with no opportunity to play Basketball? His whole identity is Air Bud. In Castle Dracula he's just... Bud. I have also read that Ball Is Life - how, then, can he live without Ball?
Air Bud is a golden retriever - but so was Arthur Holmwood, and I killed him. But Air Bud doesn't need to shave, and animal blood is not as attractive to vampires anyway. Unlike Mr Harker, Air Bud is unlikely to be perceived as either a snack or a snacc.
All natural animals hate Dracula. Will Dracula take pleasure in subduing him and bending him to his will? Is his plan to be the only guy in England with a basketball playing dog? Does he think it will keep the Girlies out of trouble if they have a pet to keep them company while he's gone? Can Air Bud's luscious locks and athletic prowess (and being a super cute dog) win them to his team?
I have just consulted with my Ridiculous Dog Media contact, who tells me that (a) Air Bud never loses and (b) absolutely cannot climb. And despite my contact's exhortations, I do not believe Air Bud can convince Dracula to heel-face turn upon learning that it's about the game and cameraderie.
So I must sadly conclude that Air Bud can not survive Castle Dracula, and even if he could, could never hope to escape it. I hope the Girlies like basketball.
Addendum: TIL that there are fourteen Air Bud movies. I... I think that's too many probably...
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galaxysentry · 1 year
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I don’t care what anyone else thinks, these have to be the best frames I’ve seen in all of season 2 of Brett, hands down. Or at least, my favorites.
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gavamont · 11 months
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A wizard that uses a dagger as a wand. I checked the rule book, there’s no rule against using sharpened or metal objects as wands. I even found the rule that enshrines a dog’s right to play wizard basketball while I was looking through the rule book.
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xkcdbracket · 11 months
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Sweet 16 Final Match!
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(ignore the multitude of balls. In the real match there's only one ball)
A dog team (the dogs are like Air Bud) with one human VS four kindergartners and (adult) Lebron James
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peteneems · 21 days
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robinsbuckleys · 3 months
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i dont know my recently watched feels kinda off putting
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rawro · 6 months
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"(x) is the first openly queer super hero in the mcu!"
wrong. air bud
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Conversation
Tim: Did anyone else not know that the dog in Air Bud was originally owned by an alcoholic abusive birthday clown who hates both birthdays and children, and at the end where the judge rules in the kid's favour in terms of ownership, the bithday clown is immediately taken away to jail, or was that just me?
Jason: What?
Tim: What part are you saying what to?
Jason: Everything.
Tim: Would an elaboration on any of it help? Because I will very happily elaborate.
Jason: I don't know, but you can elaborate.
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iwikitty · 6 months
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ever heard of air buddies?
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raindingrandom · 9 months
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Something I realised today:
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archangelofzion · 18 days
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I still can't get over the fact that Cosmo is CGI like I thought that was a real ass dog with the animated face like the fricking Buddies movies.
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returnofstiqz · 7 months
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WELL THE PARTY WAS NICE THE PARTY WAS PUMPIN
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