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katewritesss · 4 months
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Hello, Mr. "Perfectly Fine"
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How's your heart after breaking mine?
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Mr. "Always at the right place at the right time," baby
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Hello, Mr. "Casually Cruel"
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Mr. "Everything Revolves Around You"
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I've been Mr. "Misery" since your goodbye
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And you're Mr. "Perfectly Fine."
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lesbiradshaw · 7 months
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♫ top gun characters as taylor swift album covers
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carlisles-girl · 5 months
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So I was wondering if you can make Caius headcannons with a mate who is swiftie and who is a fan of Lana Del Rey, a female mate pls
a/n: of course !! i love taylor n lana <3 he’s so ultraviolence
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Caius With A Mate Who’s A Fan of Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey
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Caius would probably prefer listening to Lana Del Rey more than Taylor Swift whenever you play music.
It’s not that he doesn’t like Taylor’s music, he just prefers the production of Lana’s work more.
He’s definitely an Ultraviolence and Honeymoon girlie.
Caius supports your love for your favourite artists, on the condition you don’t love them more than him.
One time you joked that you loved Taylor and Lana more than him and he didn’t join you for dinner for 3 days.
Tells you that he should be your favourite musician because he can play almost any instrument, but he prefers playing piano.
When ‘Snow On The Beach’ was released, he learned how to play it on piano for you.
“I hope you like this, mia amore.”
He would prefer the albums ‘folklore’ and ‘evermore’ from Taylor, but ‘Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)’ is definitely his guilty pleasure.
He likes listening to the instrumentals from Ultraviolence and Born To Die.
Definitely appreciates the poetry that’s Lana’s lyrics.
“How could a mortal write this?”
Loves Taylor’s lyrics on a story-telling level.
“Timeless is so us.”
“What does that mean?”
Gets tired when you play the same songs over and over again.
“Mia amore, please play something else.”
“I thought you liked this song?”
“You’re making me hate it.”
You best believe he got you tickets to The Eras Tour.
“Oh my god, did you like, give a limb for these?”
“… Something like that.”
He wouldn’t hear the end of you talking about what you’re gonna wear for weeks and weeks.
“Darling, please. It’s a few hours in one seat, not a ball.”
“Might as well be.”
Caius matches his outfit with yours to be supportive.
Is very confused when you yell the lyrics to All Too Well.
“Don’t I treat you better than how Jake Gyllanhaal did Taylor?”
“How’d you know that?”
“Something about a scarf.”
Has bought you every edition of every Taylor and Lana album ever on vinyl.
He actually managed to get a copy of the Lust for Life heart-shaped vinyl for you.
Listens to Lover and thinks of you when you’re away.
Aro found him sitting in his office with that song playing and asked if Caius was alright.
“Are you alright, dear brother?”
He’d put a hand on Caius’ shoulder knowing Caius wouldn’t tell him verbally and immediately understands.
“They’ll be back soon.”
“I know.”
Isn’t a big fan of pop, but endures it for you.
He would never ask to put on anything that you like, but would secretly hope that you will.
When the love songs come on, he’ll dance with you if you’re up for it.
Lover, invisible string, willow, and Timeless, are his favourite Taylor Swift songs to dance to with you.
Religion is his favourite Lana Del Rey song to dance to with you.
The gifts he gives you are very catered towards your love for Taylor and Lana.
As well as his declarations of love; he often quotes their songs.
“You’re my religion, mia amore.”
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viviwivipoo · 23 days
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more general kitsune headcanons (made by my friend)
okay so i showed my friend the kitsune boys and asked for her first impression headcanons of them and she did not disappoint (thanks taylor)
most of these are like shitpost hcs but there is one nsfw headcanon for each character so beware of that
again if you dont agree with these please scroll lol
Fuyu : 
gagged at taylor louderman’s regina performance
secretly loves damian’s character (mean girls)
bought crystals and found out that it was mostly a ploy to get people to buy rocks and went ballistic (his fave was tigers eye)
needs reader glasses
probably had some sort of body piercing but it healed up
got snapchat to be “hip and cool” and a bunch of people added them, including haru and aki on spam accs (they trolled and loyalty tested him ☠️)
likes atari
terrified of the MacBeth superstition
likes starwars and transformers 
owns starwars and transformers figurines and has to keep them clean and dust free at all times
gives off a collector vibe
either plays as king boo or tom nook in mario kart
likes sherlock holmes
loves lana del rey and read her poetry book
his fave lana era(s) are chemtrails over the country club and born to die
a bit of a swifty
fave era is lover
would wear matching bracelets with you and never take them off
gives off allen (barbie, 2023) vibes
love language is physical touch and words of affirmation
loves cuddling
would want a hedgehog as a pet (sorry sven)
IF meeting your parents, would play the shamisen for them 
(NSFW) probably more vanilla / traditional in the bedroom
Haru :
plays an instrument
probably electric or bass guitar
possible yapper?
girl dad
probably owns a t-shirt with his name and face on it
keeps feminine hygiene products in his bathroom
sings in the shower
played soccer professionally at one point
practices pick-up lines to bottles in the shower
prefers mrs. pac-man over original pac-man
likes lana also, but prefers her sluttier songs (ex. Almost every song on ultraviolence)
HEAVY swifty, fave era is reputation but has a soft spot for her country eras
gives off magic earring ken / sugar daddy ken (barbie, 2023) vibes
love language is physical touch and acts of service
likes maroon5
likes to spend money 
goes to hot topic and spencers to pick up goth chicks
(NSFW) most definitely a giver / enjoys giving rather than receiving 
Aki
plays zelda
had his wisdom teeth pulled
likes pinball machines
prefers jake paul over logan paul
watches brent rivera
owns crocs
gives off kenough ken (simu liu) (barbie, 2023) vibes
loves charles boyle (brooklyn 99, 2013)
listens to a few icp songs
has minor anger issues
favorite girl scout cookie is tag-a-longs
unironically yells “burger king foot lettuce”
makes you throw up (from cringe) and holds your hair
LOVES impractical jokers
favorite joker is joe 
(NSFW) has some kind of bsdm fetish 
jesus theres so much
anyway hope you enjoyed 😜
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kaylor · 1 year
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not to beat a dead horse about the way people view gaylors but like... for 99% of gaylors the worst thing you can say is that we're projecting our stuff onto her life. but that doesn't actually affect her. like if we all thought she was secretly a natural brunette and made posts about her dying her hair blonde etc. it doesn't matter because it's just like, not true. whereas i've seen het swifties speculate about shit like whether she lost her virginity to jake or john which is way more invasive!
literally and the past two days have shown that projection is not exclusive to gaylors lmao. swifties are JUST as good at it if not even better considering the absolute state some of these girls are in right now as if they're the ones who've just been dumped.
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246sn · 2 years
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﹒SUNNY DAYS ˒ ˓ FILES O1 𖥦 yn and her lovers ! 𓈒 ꔛ ˙ ˖
⋆ NEXT ⫾ kim sunoo is a popular student. so popular in fact that he has numerous fan accounts, but he only cares about one: an anonymous user who posts encouraging messages every morning before school. his goal is to figure out who this mysterious person is but what would happen if one betrayal reveals this user’s “true identity”? would they rather fight for love or stay with the person who has been with them since the beginning?
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LEE YN aka user sparksfly and secretly sunnydays is an 03 liner and a sophomore in decelis academy. she literally has 4 friends and one of them is her brother 😐✋! she lives & breathes kaomojis, (DOCTOR !!) taylor swift theory enthusiast (“taylor wore red lipstick on her graduation, track 3 of 1989 is style which has the line “i got that red lip classic thing that u like” so that means 1989TV must be next” type vibe), also very very cute & must protect :(
JAKE SIM aka user _sjy is a junior in decelis academy but is more well known as not only heeseung’s #bff 😁💯 but that mf who posts too much thirst traps 🤬!! he’s also the only guy who heeseung allows near yn because he’s basically an honorary member of the lee family… but he’s also kinda obsessed with yn … and layla <3
KANG YEOREUM aka user k_yr is a sophomore in decelis academy. she’s kinda friends with everyone and some say she’s nice but others say there’s something off about her!! only close to yn because of heeseung. she tends to copy peoples styles a lot so it gets annoying :p is an obvious sunoo fan…
LEE HEESEUNG aka user speaknow is a senior in decelis academy but is also yn’s (cool-ish) brother! introduced yn to t.swift and converted her into a swiftie 😁🫶 he also forced yn to have matching taylor swift users and is only obsessed with 2 girls: taylor swift and yn. is the one making the taylor swift theories. he’s also (really) jealous of haewon lol :p
OH HAEWON aka user ohhae03 is a sophomore in decelis academy and is the student body treasurer as well !! she’s been yn’s best friend since kindergarten and they’re practically attached by the hip. she’s only a few months older than yn but she babies her too much 😠! the only one who never gets invited to outings planned by heeseung lol. kind of the only person yn fully trusts though! is jokingly and (secretly) a jenlisa shipper
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crooked-jes · 9 months
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ok, so we all know that jake seresin is secretly a swiftie, but i personally believe that he's a huge fan of marina and the diamonds too and that his favourite song, his anthem basically, is "oh no!"
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what do you think some of the b99 characters opinions on glee would be???
jake peralta - it would be his guilty pleasure. he would secretly adore the show but would never be caught dead watching it publicly. he’d care most about blaine and quinn and would empathize w them most due to their issues with their dads. every burt and kurt scene would make him cry. he would also die hearing santana hear mine given that he's a canon swiftie :)
charles boyle - he is canonically a gleek!! he likes sam enough to remember who chord overstreet is, 5 years after glee ended, and I think it's bc sam reminds him of jake <3
rosa diaz - rosa has never heard of glee, but her alternate personality emily goldfinch - the super chatty and smiley one - loves the show and chats about it to her book club friends. rosa is a diehard santana/quinntana stan.
terry jeffords - terry would unironically love that shit. he loves all the characters, has all the songs memorized and ships all the couples hardcore - especially klaine and brittana. once his daughters are a little older, he watches it with them.
captain holt - holt doesn't seem like the type of person to enjoy a show like glee, but I do think that he would really like kurt. he would be really impressed by kurt's storyline in s1-2 and would feel angry about everything the show put him through later on. he would also enjoy santana's coming out arc, but wouldn't be too interested in either klaine or brittana. still, he'd be happy that the show ended with both major gay couples getting married.
amy santiago - her favorite character would probably be mercedes, and I believe she'd like rachel for her ambition and type-a personality. she would be torn on santana bc on one hand, she would love that glee depicted a strong latina woman, but on the other hand she's not a fan of santana's meanness. she's generally not a fan of any of the other 'bully' characters. she would also think that tina deserved better.
gina linetti - she would be an UHT and mike stan and would hate almost everything else. 'the UHT carried the show' is her motto and she'd spend her time making snarky comments whenever anyone else, particularly schue or rachel, is onscreen.
hitchcock & scully - they would discover the show by accident and would end up watching it out of curiosity. they don't have any favorite characters bc they're too lazy to follow along with any of the storylines, and scully just loves it for the singing. hitchcock, being the devoted husband best friend that he is, would try his best to score scully an audition for the show, but he fails bc he ends up on scam sites every time.
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I know nothing about TS, what does that photo mean? 👀
LMAOOOOO
So in 2015, Taylor was dating Calvin Harris, who was a Controversial Figure in the fandom because he'd said some offensive things in the past but also because he was a foil to various shippers; people who missed her and Harry, people who missed her and Jake (*shudder*), or, perhaps the most vocal on Swiftie-tumblr (but not Across The Board), those who thought she was secretly dating Karlie.
Anyways, Taylor and Karlie had been very publicly affectionate around that time and also Taylor was generally very active on social media, so people were looking forward to the post she would make for Karlie's birthday.
Which ended up being that pic, placing her boyfriend front and center and Karlie in the background. And people were like SO PISSED on behalf of Karlie lmao and basically accused Taylor of being a bad friend. Also, shippers were trying hard to make it seem like this was rational and not them being mad they weren't being fed like they wanted to be. (I think it's possible Taylor was legit trolling k*ylors and if she was.... that's hilarious sorry and Karlie was 100% in on it, too)
It's like when Beatle people get offended by Paul not posting on John's death date except simultaneously more and less petty.
God I love watching terminally online people being terminally online.
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bisluthq · 3 months
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This is so random but lowkey most swifties are secretly really really attracted to Jake Gyllenhaal. I’ve found this with like every fan of hers I know irl.
because we’re all a bit stupid lol and he’s hot in an asshole way idk how to explain it
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waklman · 11 months
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why do i feel like fake it!jake would be an even bigger swiftie than princess. but like secretly bc the frat bros would make fun of him
i’m crying at this?? i feel like it would a secret until one day in sophomore year his phone connected to the house speakers and the entire fearless album plays through their living room while he’s upstairs with princess 😭
ok but also…what are we thinking his favorite song is…
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lafdbitch · 2 years
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headcanon that buck is a swiftie and he’s been blasting Red (Taylor’s Version) in the station 24/7
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xxwhisper255xx · 2 years
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Padmé being a swiftie headcannons:
Obviously an AU where Tay is famous in their universe as well
• Padmé definitely did that “please don’t be in love with someone else” shower thing. Anakin walked in and was very concerned to see his wife standing in the shower fully dressed and sobbing
• She listens to Shake it Off after a hard day in the senate dealing with politicians
• Anakin has learned some songs from hearing them so often.
• A couple times Ahsoka has caught him singing them while doing repairs
• Padmé will run her fingers through Anakin’s hair and sing ‘Ours’ after he’s had a hard day
• One time Padmé played her music in Anakin’s ship but forgot to take it out
• So on Anakin’s next mission with Obi Wan he had to say that it was his music and tried to convince him by singing along to the ten minute All Too Well
• She took the day off work when Red (Taylor’s version) came out
• Anakin found her angry on the couch watching the All too Well short film. They watched it again and by end Anakin was pissed too
• Anakin got too invested and it got out of hand, so now Obi Wan knows more than he cares to.
• “Why are you so obsessed with this Jake person?” “No, master, you don’t understand! He. Dropped. Her. Hand.”
• Ahsoka sometimes gets involved with the rants just to confuse Obi Wan. “Don’t forget he missed her birthday!”
• Padmé’s favourites are Lover, Enchanted and All Too Well
• Anakin ends up liking reputation the most, specifically Don’t Blame Me and Ready For It (he’s also secretly melts over Love Story)
• Ahsoka’s guilty pleasure is ‘Long Live’ because it makes her think of the clones (“I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you”), ‘Cardigan’ and ‘No body no crime’
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uravichii · 3 years
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bnha characters as swifties ~
— you convert them into swifties and there's no going back
characters: bakugo katsuki, todoroki shouto, yaoyorozu momo, jirou kyouka
warnings: swearing (bakugo's part)
notes: i don't know what came over me when i decided to write this,, happy 1 year of folklore ig ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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- bakugo katsuki -
katsuki would only know the name 'taylor swift'
he knows she's some famous celebrity, but he has no idea what she's known for : /
when you first introduce him to her discography, you started with her debut album and 'fearless.'
he didn't like it :') he said it was way too cheesy
katsuki also criticized how inaccurate love story was because romeo and juliet didn't end that way : |
he also despised the "shitty country music" pls never play 'our song' when he's nearby, he'll absolutely destroy whatever it is you're playing it from.
you then introduced him to the most successful album, 1989, hoping he'd at least give it a chance
no, he thought it was "hella annoying" 🙄
"YOU'RE TELLING ME 'ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY' AND 'I WISH YOU WOULD' AREN'T THE SAME FUCKING SONG? FUCK OFF."
but you persevere— you introduced more tracks, explained the lyrics to him, and you forced him to watch the reputation stadium tour on netflix.
he won't admit it openly, but he LOVES reputation.
he loves the new sound, the darker theme, and how edgy and angry it is.
his favorite songs are 'i did something bad' and 'don't blame me'
but he also secretly falls asleep to 'new year's day' 🥺
folklore enraged him in a good way,,
"FUCK JAMES, AUGUSTINE DESERVES BETTER."
and for the album red, "FUCK JAKE GYLLENHAAL, TAYLOR DESERVED BETTER."
this man will make a stan twitter account and demand a punk rock era from tswift because katsuki knows the queen is ✨versatile✨ and she can definitely thrive with a new sound like that 😌
- todoroki shouto -
"taylor swift??? what year and class is she in?"
"shouto— "
you need to present this boy a whole powerpoint presentation,, he badly needs it.
at first, he wouldn't mind the lyrics, he pays more attention to how it sounds.
he likes the mellow ones like 'begin again' 'untouchable' and most tracks from both sister albums, 'folklore' and 'evermore'
for some reason, he loved taylor's country music. those were actually the first songs he added to his playlist.
"it's a bop." he says this with a straight face and a monotonous voice 😐
then, you urged him to read and take in the lyrics, and shouto LOVED her as an artist a lot more.
he definitely cried to 'never grow up' :(((( he can't listen to it again though because he's afraid the song will lose its meaning if it was played too much.
he also appreciates 'seven' a lot. 'tolerate it' and 'soon you'll get better' reminded him of his mother :((
also, he always plays 'mad woman' when endeavor's nearby 💀
he turns up the volume when taylor sings, "does she smile... or does she mouth "fuck you forever. ~ "
he'd definitely buy a lot of merch from taylor, and he was very dismayed when the cardigans sold out before he got to buy one :(
he is very excited for red (taylor's version) and even marked november 19th on his calendar >:)
- yaoyorozu momo -
momo listened to taylor swift a lot when she was younger. she loved singing along to the album, 'fearless'
but she eventually phased out from her songs, not for any particular reason though.
she knows the famous singles like 'shake it off' and 'blank space' and she's mostly neutral about it.
so you force her back into the fandom by having her listen to her whole discography >:)
momo LOVES 'folklore' and 'evermore' this woman will break down the lyrics, analyze it, and upload long-ass essays about them.
"the lyrics are just absolutely exquisite! it's amazing how she manages to use a different sound each album and pull it of :)) you have my deepest gratitude, y/n for having me listen to such a beautiful masterpiece!"
she'll never stop gushing over the jamez-betty-augustine drama. she'll definitely be empathetic towards each one, but she does love augustine the most 😔
she understands james too though and loves 'this is me trying' :') she's not sure if she likes the song 'betty' tho 😧
you'd get under a blanket with momo and cry to 'champagne problems' and 'tolerate it' for fun.
"such a heartbreaking story..." she sniffles into a napkin.
momo was also inspired to write poems because of the two sister albums.
i don't think she'd be interested in taylor's dating life, but she does think it's amazing how you're able to witness the artist's growth by just listening to the songs she writes over the years :))
- jirou kyouka -
"of course i know taylor swift..." she looks to the side sheepishly. "i don't really like her."
"😦"
kyouka unfortunately thinks taylor swift is overrated </3
you can't really blame her though because apparently, she only knew her singles 😃 specifically, 'we are never going back together,' 'blank space, 'shake it off,' and 'ME!'
she says they're catchy but she doesn't really understand the hype.
so you make her understand >:)
you start with lover which later became her favorite album along with reputation and red.
she looves 'cruel summer' and she's angry that it wasn't a single in the album, she also loves the song, 'lover' she won't admit it but she thinks it's incredibly sweet and it makes her want to have a lovelife like taylor's.
she also loves 'the man' and she also sings the bridge of 'death by a thousand cuts' EVERYDAY.
kyouka will also make her own covers of taylor's older songs,, she'll make a cover of 'sparks fly' that sounds edgier. it sounds amazing 😌
she'll lie on her bed, and probably cry to 'superstar' thinking how sweet it would be if someone wrote a song about her like that :((
folklore and evermore aren't her favorites, but she adores the writing so much that it influenced hers.
kyouka will write a song for you out of gratitude for making her listen to the queen, miss swift 😌
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demonic-bby · 2 years
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Some Music Headcanons - Demon Bros
Asmo and Satan are both big Swifties and enjoy bonding over karaoke (and bashing Jake G.)
Belphegor's favorite human world band is Bring Me the Horizon
Lucifer can play the piano, violin, cello, and harp
Levi is secretly a Megan Thee Stallion fan (but he'd rather die than ever admit it)
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brittelizzabeth · 3 years
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Marley and Sam
I’m aware this is all in my mind
season 4
Sam felt so bad for Marley when they said those things about her mom
He tried to fix things and they started to hang out as friends
They were volunteers in a group to help homeless people
Both of them worked in a pet shop and they played with the puppies when there was no costumers in the store
They were just friends
Marley talked about Jake with Sam and Sam talked about Brittany with Marley
Marley showed Sam her songs and he love them
He was so happy when he asked him and Unique and Blaine to sing with her You Have More Friends Than You Know (god I love that song so much)
season 5
They became closer when Brittany left to MIT
Sam was sad because he really liked her and they were really good friends and Marley tried to cheer him up
Marley took him to a Taylor Swift concert because she knew how much he loved her and she loved her too. She took extra shifts to be able to pay for the concert tickets
They had a lot of fun and after that Sam bought Marley a guitar because she wanted to learn how to play it like Taylor
They are huge swifties
Sam taught her how to play the guitar
Marley’s mom loves Sam because she have dinner at her house all the time after work
They promised to keep in touch after senior’s graduation
Sam send Marley of that bus with a picture of himself in underwear and she was so proud of him
season 6
Sam told Marley he was back to McKinley and they started to hanging out again. Even though she was transferred to another school, she still lived there
Marley was still working at the pet shop and Sam visited her all the time after work
She always talked about how much she wanted a puppy and she was in love with a baby golden retriever from the store
Sam adopted him for her and they called the dog Taylor because TAYLOR SWIFT
Sam felt his heart beating so fast when he saw Marley’s happy face and he found himself thinking about her all the time
She was so happy and she started to think about how much of a good friend Sam always was and how much she loved to spend time with him
Sam asked her on a date and she said yes immediately
They went to a Harry Potter exhibition and they had a blast. Sam bought them Hufflepuff scarfs and wands
One time they went to a picnic in a park and Marley cooked cupcakes for them. Sam sang Love Grows (this is my favorite and now I proclaimed it the official Sarley’s song (except for all of the Taylor Swift’s songs)) and they had their first kiss
By the end of the season 6 they were secretly but Brittany, Santana and Mercedes knew (I don’t have an explanation for that) and they were so happy for them
after I lived
They live together in Lima in the same neighborhood as Brittana and Quick
Sam is Brittana’s children biological father because they needed someone and he offered himself and they thought that was so cute and “he’s hot so why not?”
They don’t have kids but their dog Taylor is like their child
They babysit Brittana’s kids on Brittany and Santana date night. And same for Puck and Quinn
Because they just love kids
They took them to amusement parks and movies and they play games with them at their home when the kids spend the night there
Sam writes notes for Marley every morning like “I love you” “you’re my sunshine” “read me Harry Potter fanfic tonight? Love you” just adorable things
Game nigh at Brittana’s every week (like in all of my headcanons). Santana and Marley prepare the house and cool and Sam and Brittany choose the games and sometimes the fight about it because Brittany wants to play Just Dance every time and Sam wants to play SingStar. Santana and Marley think they are two hilarious kids
They do something new every day and they are just so will in love
They live happy together until this day
send me a character/couple/friendship and I’ll tell you my ✨headcanons✨ about them
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