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kaylor · 4 hours
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MESSY TOP LIP KISS HOW I LONG FOR OUR TRYST
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kaylor · 6 hours
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ACTUALLY Laerryn's actions in episode 2 are not at all condemnable because they're the high fantasy equivalent of like. You've finished your super cool piece of code and it's actually passed all its unit tests this time, but when you try to run your first integration tests then it all works perfectly except it slows your system to a crawl. So you (a non-habitual Windows user) grudgingly open up task manager and see that some unrelated system file with all numbers in the name and a file extension you don't recognise is taking up a huge amount of your CPU and memory. You Google it and get no clear documentation, and so you check Stack Exchange and there's like 2 answers saying "don't uninstall this" with no good explanation. So you're like "well how bad can it be" and you kill the process, and your code starts running perfectly! You tell your friends about it! It's great! Then you find an ancient forum post that's like "hey don't do this it will brick your computer, here's why" and you find out the file you stopped running was actually a crucial, load-bearing component of your antivirus software
Anyway, the moral of Calamity is that you should be running your flying cities on Linux. What was I saying
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kaylor · 7 hours
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GIFTOBER 2023
DAY THIRTY-ONE: FREE CHOICE
A timeline of DONALD GLOVER and MILES MORAELS
Spider-Man 3 (2007) / The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) / Donald Glover: Weirdo (2012) / Community 2x01 "Anthropology 101" (2010) / Ultimate Fallout #4 (2011) / "Not Going Back" Live Performance (2011) / Ultimate Spider-Man 3x11 "The Spider-Verse: Part Three" (2015) / Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) / Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) / Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
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kaylor · 11 hours
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The flip side of the post-World War II cries of “Never again” was an unspoken “Never before.” The insistence on lifting the Holocaust out of history, the failure to recognize these patterns, and the refusal to see where the Nazis fit inside the arc of colonial genocides have all come at a high cost. The countries that defeated Hitler did not have to confront the uncomfortable fact that Hitler had taken pointers and inspiration on race-making and on human containment from them, leaving their innocence not only undisturbed but also significantly strengthened by what was indeed a righteous victory.
Naomi Klein, Doppelganger
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kaylor · 12 hours
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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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kaylor · 12 hours
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shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs (tagged by @murielswedding 😘)
feathered indians, tyler childers
me before you, bleachers
dancing in the dark, bruce springsteen
the boy is mine, ariana grande
cold war, cautious clay
my boy only breaks his favorite toys, taylor swift
the prophecy, taylor swift
i'm on fire, bruce springsteen
trigger, smash into pieces
hannah hunt, vampire weekend
god what a list of absolute jams. tagging @jonismitchell @littleoblivions @whiskeyswifty @pr if you wanna ❤️✌️
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kaylor · 12 hours
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'Enjoy it despite its flaws' is one thing, but Mass Effect somehow invented its own category: 'simultaneously one of the most flawed and the most well-crafted sci-fi stories I've ever experienced'. These games are incredible. They’re the worst. All the women are sexualized. All the women have deeply flawed and complex personalities without being either demonized or romanticized. The first available f/f ship seems to be written along the guidelines of 'what would a straight man find hot'. As the games go on, they effortlessly include multiple same sex romance options given just as much care and development as the the opposite sex ones. You can play as a xenophobic murderhobo asshole. You can play as someone genuinely caring but also harsh, who inspires growth and co-operation wherever you go but who makes hard choices when you have to. You can kill civilians and punch reporters and commit genocide. You can stop a generational war and mediate peace and save several species from extinction. The robots are stereotypically evil cannon fodder. The robots are deeply complex with a tragic history. Your team mates are assholes with xenophobic opinions or justifications for police brutality and genocide, or they just want excuses to Do Murder. You team mates are deeply flawed and can be urged to grow alongside you. The most important aliens are all humanoids. There are plant aliens and jellyfish aliens and insect aliens and elephant aliens and aliens who can’t share an atmosphere with us. You have to drive around countless identically boring planets with little to show for it. You get to discover hidden secrets and civilisations millions of years old and live through some of the most emotionally harrowing scenes in storytelling history. I am going absolutely insane about it.
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kaylor · 12 hours
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had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid
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kaylor · 12 hours
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Endless Fantasy High
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kaylor · 13 hours
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Some Caleb Widogast and Frumpkin artwork...because I love this sad hobo man and his kitty. ( Prints now available on my ETSY )
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kaylor · 14 hours
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kaylor · 1 day
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what we really need is a femininomenon! ✨
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kaylor · 1 day
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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this album is WAY too long and unfortunately I agree that her partnership with Jack Antonoff has just. Not produced anything memorable in the last two album cycles at least but I will say. After sitting on it for the weekend I still believe ttpd to be better than midnights
agree!!! did you see the rolling stone article about jack/taylor?
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This is genuinely her worse work i think u just want to backtrack because everyone else is also saying that and you just want to be contrarian all the time.
how can i be contrarian and also be saying what everyone else is saying 🧐
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