So...

I wanted to have at least some of Præy out by now, as well as the much anticipated continuations of Pet and Corrupted. My brain has had other plans.

Work has been crazy, insanely busy, and a few other factors like typical pride-month depression have also played their roles. But as soon as my brain recovers slightly and catches up on sleep, more will be coming.

I love you all, and am blown away by your comments, reblogs, likes and messages. You're the best group of horny nerds I know.

Take care of yourselves and happy Pride.

“the lords of westeros would never accept rhaenyra’s BASTARDS as rulers” the lords of westeros were having a wwe smackdown over who got to marry their children to them. borros b tried to peer pressure luke into breaking his lifelong betrothal and then cregan came in with the pact of ice and fire steel chair

This picture is so funny it’s just Jace putting everything he has into punching Aemond and Aemond looking like he’s in a shampoo commercial

whaddup cassie time to get some new names

It feels like every one of us had to pass a test before being called a true TSC fan and that test was to not stop reading when Clary and Jace were thinking they‘re siblings in TMI

what if ty’s letter to kit is just like jace’s letter to clary THEN FREAKING WHAT?!?!?:!!//&/€

I was looking for songs that remind me of Starbreaker and I realized I just already have Porter's playlist.

Turns out being full of rage pays off sometimes.

characters that convince people they don't care by screaming and getting very emotional>>>>>>>>>>

ok but it’s actually evil that Loot wasn’t designed as a sultai card

wotc PPLLEEEAAASSEEE I just wanted to make a sultai jace/vraska commander deck with their new son at the helm

Fuck. That moment- when Jace asks Helaena to dance. And you see at once what could have been and what can never be. And YET. For that moment it almost looks like... things will heal. It looks like the family will heal. THAT is what, I think, the audience- no matter who you are and what different circumstances you have- can tap into. That is your own family at that moment- almost being okay. Almost healing. That’s the tragedy.

Thank you for ruining marvel for me. Saddest excuse for an attempt at fanfic I've ever seen.

I..You're welcome?

I don't recall holding a gun to anyone's head and forcing them to read my fics...this week at least. So you could just...I dunno...not. 🤷‍♀️. Try that and see if it works out better for you.

Good luck!

Rhaena, Nettles and Daeron sat in the too pretty to be there category. Why does HBO hate pretty people?

Jace: Yes! I feel an intense longing to do something for others. Alec: Just whom do you mean by others? Jace: Well, I suppose almost anybody outside of my immediate family.

Alec's broken arm

Mundane circumstances because magic and runes could easily heal a broken bone.

So if Alec had a cast due to broken arm. Magnus would write something flirty on it. Madzie would draw something that looks like a hippo, but she would assure him is a unicorn. Jace would write something he thinks is funny. Magnus would cross out what Jace wrote and write a love poem underneath. Izzzy would write that he earned this cast due to stupidity. Clary would draw a comic strip depicting how he got his arm broken. (When Alec is asleep, cause he didn’t let her near him with a marker when concious.) Izzy put her up to it and provided the Info about the accident. Magnus would add that even as a comic figure Alec looked dashing. Max would make a sticker out of a picture of Magnus and stick that on the cast, so that "there is a theoretical chance that during a lecture, because you caught me cutting class again, you will see your boyfriend on your arm and mentally go to your happy place and forget to ground me."

It‘s all fun and games until someone loses their mind a Herondale has to talk about his feelings

ur hitting us w/ all the fatalistic endings, but is there one where things dont go bad? no heroes, no mortality, no fall? pls spare a crumb of happiness

okay u know I was just going to beg 4 forgiveness and say that Gortcas doesn’t really have a “good” ending (this is still true) because of who they are as people, you know.... men that will just drive whatever they’re doing to such an extreme that I see it as impossible for them to just end normally. Like if it’s not their conquest and need for power driving them to their ultimate fate it’s them as people just ruining each other sooner or later etc etc u know what I mean

BUT… there is more or less an ending to me that I usually enjoy entertaining the most where Cas’ story intertwines with the story of Jace (my main oc. my face. my pfp I know he does exist outside of serving cunt sometimes….) and it's well, not necessarily "happy" but it leaves it open enough that they might just be fine rn 💖

anyways Jace was, while Cas was in the Hells still, Mephistopheles' advisor but clearly for his own gain. I’m not going to elaborate TOO much about who or what Jace is but tldr is that Jace was the one making sure Cas survives long enough to get out of the Hells after he got disgraced and wounded by Mephistopheles and later on functions a bit as an informant about whats going on in the Nine Hells. (Why? Let’s just say Jace is something like a…. Aeon that started to rebel against Ao and the concept of balance and then fell from grace as well, ending up hiding as some common devil with a bit too much knowledge of what might happen) Much later when Cas confronts Bhaal Jace basically offers him a deal where he wants Cas to allow him to take his place as a new God instead and he will give him the powers and position of an Archdevil, basically allowing him to return back to the Nine Hells. Cas, who, as I mentioned before at some point, was VERY scared of losing himself (as in change as a person beyond recognition) if he becomes a God and also having yearned to live freely in the Hells again for ages takes this offer. also because he knows that he’ll be powerful enough down there to extend Gortash’s life or even turn him half immortal as well as long as he has some freedom and access to the Hells secrets/magic again

To me this is the only “ending” to the current plot that is, I suppose, not horrendously tragic because it just leads into another timeline where Cas and Gortash end up fucking around in the Nine Hells instead and begin challenging the Lords of the Nine 4 power (what else do you see them doing. lets be honest) … also Cas finally gets a shot at revenge on Mephistopheles as well 🙏 I'm not saying whatever is going on in the Hells will necessarily end well for them but it ALLOWS for a slightly better final end which I will not write. be free kings, try not to die horribly🔥