This isn’t Johnny discourse but it is kind of discourse about the discourse about him balding (which he isn’t).
What would it matter if he took off his hat and he was a shining beacon?? The dude canonically fucks (well not canon-canon but I feel like there’s implications of fucks-ing)!! At the most, he would be a Pitbull reference and that would be cool because good for Daisuke. Listen to Timber by Ke$ha (feat. Pitbull).
It kind of felt like they were making jokes at the expense of people loosing hair. It’s like that thing where you shouldn’t make fun of people for ‘X’ because then your friends who ‘X’ will know you think that about them.
John E is cool. I think he’s lame but he’s cool.
-A concerned Jellyfish Pirate
Idk anything about Pitbull, to be honest, but my GOD does he look like he's having the time of his life in the Timber video hahah Been a while since I heard that song...
Anyway, Johnny totally fucks. There's no way a man that toned, running around shirtless all of the time, with that slight yeehaw accent, couldn't find someone DTF with the tiniest bit of effort. He's absolutely gettin it rofl He could still get it if he was bald too, or receding.
I've complained about it on here a bit already, but yeah I don't think people making fun of Johnny because they think he's losing hair realize that a lot of people in real life are going to lose their hair as they age, and their jokes at Johnny are also jokes at these people. It's not even just an issue cis men can have either, everyone's hair thins with age, some just more (and sooner) than others. To make fun of someone, fictional or otherwise, for losing their hair is digging a trench to fill with future self loathing at one's own hair loss. And hair loss in >2023 isn't even that bad anymore!! There are so many ways to manage and style it now.
Johnny's a babe. Big fan of his "dad trying too hard to be cool but is actually somehow still really cool despite that" energy
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You should make a compilation of every Time BIGB lies about something stupid (not his task) like the hole and the backrooms etc.
im like halfway through ll rn so i wont be able to do it for every season but ill do it for double limited and secret, if thats ok!! (limited and secret are gonna have so many clips....)
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Ultrakill spoilers isaiah don't look
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I forgor the gotdamn spoilers 💀
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((Rant incoming))
I am so tired of my mom treating me like I'm broken for not sharing her ideals of "success". So tired of being told how I should aim for more and have higher career goals, and that because I am "aimless" in that regard then suddenly = I am depressed (in the first place, I am not "aimless"). I am tired of being treated like a weirdo also for not caring/aiming for marriage as if I ever would in this patriarchal shitty middle eastern society, so tired of being treated as a failure when my life barely even begun. So tired of being told I should change my personality and mask all my "weirdness" Like *dude*, fuck you, I just graduated... let me BREATHE. Also like, no fucking shit medicine isn't my passion lmao it's art and I hate it when she pretends like my whole art thing is ever going to end (not even gonna talk about the fact that she hated the fact I entered medicine and not pharmacology so I'd be one with her thats a whole arc). I am so tired of trying to do everything, but in the end it doesn't matter anyway. In the end, I should have "goals like her", in the end I am wrong for not "sharing my life with her" when in reality all my life anything that was dear to me was ridiculed to hell and back, or just barely tolerated by her. I am SO TIRED. Every single time I think I got better, my progress is squashed by her. I hate it.
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ROTTMNT MOVIE SPOILERS
AU where Mikey can't get his portal magic to work at the conveniently right time, and Leo ends up trapped in the prison dimension for years. Kraang beats him pretty thoroughly and then fucks off, but Leo somehow manages to pull through. Most of his limbs are broken, but it's fine, gravity isn't as important here. His mind gets a little broken too, being completely alone for years on end, maybe even develops somebody in his head to talk to, Last Ronin-style, but he's alive.
Meanwhile, his family presumes him dead. Why wouldn't they? All of them together couldn't beat Kraang, just trap him again. Why would Leo, all on his own, have any chance? So they have a funeral for him. Bury his swords, since they're all that's left. Spend a long time mourning, but after many years, accept what happened and start to move past it. Maybe even start to get used to the way things are. By the time Mikey learns to make portals on command, Leo's been dead for years in his mind. Why would there be any reason to go looking for him?
But somehow, some way, Leo makes it out. I don't know how he does it, but he makes it back to his family. They're all overjoyed to see him, of course, but... shocked, to say the least. How are you supposed to feel when someone you've gone through the full grieving process for suddenly shows up on your doorstep? Not to mention that it's been so long, they're all completely different people now. They try for a little bit to fall back on the old family dynamic, but it just feels... wrong. Forced. Fake.
So they start again from scratch. Rebuild their family from the ground up. It's hard, it's awkward, and some days it feels like they'll never be as close as they once were, but the Hamatos are nothing if not determined. They tell each other about what they've been doing ever since Kraang's invasion. (Well, mostly everyone else tells Leo what they've been doing - Leo himself has done a lot of the same, being trapped in the prison dimension.) They have game nights and movie nights, long talks over tea, they comfort each other whenever one of them has a nightmare (which happens quite often, considering everything they've all been through) and slowly - agonizingly slowly - but surely, they start to heal.
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