Tma quote that had literally no significance but is still one I say every once in a while for no reason and also it's barely a tma quote:

"Me thinks the Spider doth protest too much."

I'll be logging off of tumblr for some little while my guys. I feel a bit overwhelmed by all the polls and discourse and i think i really dont want to spend my time here being pissed at one thing or another so i'm gonna log off for few days to clear my head a little. Love you much.

Are you taken pitchways

# nope ## never have been either ### doubt i ever will be

friend of friends here. genuinely asking how you've never tasted apple pie because it's like. idk one of the common ones ? (I'm not even an apple pie lover- catch me with some cherry or blueberry over apple anyday if we're talking pies)

hello friend of a friend :D

OK SO LIKE

ive never actually had any pie OTHER than pumpkin pie & the reason 4 that is bc my older brother doesnt like any other pie

he has texture issues & just, ??? bc he didnt like it my parents never interacted w/apple pie or any pie outside of pumpkin since? asklfhdsjk

this happens w/all kinds of food & also just other thingssss

this is y ik nothing of starwars; bc my brother h8ed it so i just never got 2 watch any((dont ask how weird that was i just assummed it was a rule & havent made time 2 watych it idk kfjhdsfkj))

also NO1 SELLS ANY APPLE PIE HERE I DONT GET IT

im from goddamn the west of west & just WHERE IS THE APPLE PIE ALL I SEE IS PUMPKIN PIE & CHEESECAKE 4 MILES 2 COME

Brock, still absolutely unhinged, will sit and tell Jack about how he used to be soooo crazy and Jack has to fight the urge to tell him he’s still absolutely insane because he’s not in the mood for another meltdown (because Brock has at least three a day).

cannot get over the fact that people actually have feelings about sex. that they care and want it desperately. sounds fake but okay

Seems I'm not alone at being alone. Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home.

𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥.

                            ——  𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭  𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬  𝐬𝐡𝐞  𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬  𝐢𝐬  𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝  𝐢𝐧  𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬,  a  pair  of  doc  martens  still  cover  her  feet.  perhaps  to  most  they'd  pair  it  with  sandals  or  heels,  but  sawyer  never  intends  to  lose  the  edge  to  her  self  expression,  even  when  dressed  in  the  pinnacle,  quintessential  item  for  cottagecore.  the  dress  is  pale  yellow,  a  little  short  with  the  hem  brushing  against  her  thighs,  with  puffy  sleeves  and  a  low  neckline,  offering  reprieve  from  the  heat  as  the  beeze  is  able  to  grace  the  skin  that's  exposed.  it  must  be  a  shock  to  @fuckedprophet ,  though  perhaps  with  their  lack  of  deep  frendship  it's  nothing  too  out  of  left  field.

                            ❛ just  when  i  thought  it  couldn't  get  any  hotter, ❜  a  gentle  tease  posed  in  his  direction  as  her  lips  pull  into  a  cheeky  grin,  ❛ what're  you  doin'  all  the  way  out  here,  texas? ❜  such  a  nickname  is  done  in  jest,  their  stint  on  tour  together  allotting  them  the  ability  to  find  common  ground  and  lighthearted  inside  jokes. 

'why are there freaks in the hermitshipping tag!' for one we're playing with a Very loose concept of them being characters at all considering they're just doing letsplays and not actually putting any spin on their real personalities or interactions which makes any and all 'character interactions' barely half a degree away from RPF already so like. Maybe start there ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

im art blocked right now so fuckin creature time

The secret ingredient is there is no secret ingredient. Like in Kung Fu Panda

Nope, it is a thing. A tangible thing.

Its not love either

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy