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justreadingfics · 5 months

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It's a Challenge

An "It's a Deal" One-Shot

Bucky Barnes x Reader

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Warnings: 18+, smut (or almost), unrealistic sex performance, part of a series.

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Author’s Note: Written for the amazing @chase-your-dreams-away No beta and no proof-reading, but written with love.

“Come again, sweetheart?”

There he is, in an unsuspecting Saturday morning, wearing only a pair of black boxers as clothing, heading to the kitchen to fetch you some water and a little bite, when he hears the words that makes him stop in his tracks. He has just given you four orgasms almost in a row and figured his pretty girl needed some refreshments to start the day after he had used a warm washcloth to gently clean the last of the pleasure from her sated body.

Or as sated as he thought it would be, it seems.

“You heard me just fine, old man.” You stretch your limbs in an adorably exaggerated way before turning over on the mattress to lie on your stomach. Bucky’s gaze travels over your skin and a low sound comes out of his lungs at the view of your round and perfect ass. You you’re your head on a hand to look at him where he stands by the door of your room.

Oh, he did hear you. He heard you just fine. But he needed to see that pretty little mouth of yours moving again to say one more time what made him stop on his tracks. He says nothing. Just bites his lower lip and leans himself with his metal hand on the doorframe. Stares at you. And waits.

He bites his lip harder at the sound of your snort and the playful roll of your eyes. Damn, he loves you.

“What I said,” Bucky catches how hard you’re trying to hold back a mischievous smile, “Is that life as a couple must be wearing on you. We never got to come even close to our record again.”

Ah, there it is. Bucky’s eyebrows furrow and he squints at you, tilting his head at the words and the clear challenge in them. You have the good sense to look a little nervous when the tiniest of smiles curls his lips and he leans away from the door.

He knows what you’re talking about. That night when the two of you still had that deal of yours. The best deal he made in his life. To be completely at your service, to be there for you whenever you wanted him. In your bed.

Or his…

Or at the back of an empty alley…

Anywhere else that would suit you, really.

He bites back the urge to laugh at the only rule you had at the time. No falling in love.

A lifetime ago.

And he knows which night you’re talking about specifically.

The night when you were curious about how many times you could reach orgasm using him and his inexhaustible source of stamina as a … human dildo… that’s what you called him if he remembers correctly. He was more than pleased to accept the challenge then… and he certainly wouldn’t balk from the current one laced at your words.

25 is the number he knows it’s on your mind.

He chuckles darkly when your eyes ever so slightly widen at the slow and poised pace he uses to walk back to you. His gaze never leaving yours.

You bite your lip when he comes close and drops to his knees on the floor beside you. Putting on his most serious face, he cups your chin, fixing your gaze on him.

“Take a look at what you do to me, sweeatheart.”

You whimper when you glance down to where you know he wants you to. He’s already hard. Has been ever since the formidable little words left that sinful mouth of yours.

“I hope you have no weekend plans other than have me inside you.” He leans in to brush his lips against your ear as you swallow, “Licking you.” His tongue darts out to lick the shell of your ear. You shudder. “Kissing you.” His lips trail to your neck, your skin hot from the contact. “Touching you in the most unholy ways you can think of…” He brings a hand to grab a handful of your ass, loving how your breath hitches. “Not until we double that little number that’s on your mind now.”

“Bucky!” You let out a startle cry, leaning back to widen your eyes at him.

“Shhhh,” He pulls your neck to his lips again and and slide his other hand in to feel your pussy from behind. A groan rumbles his chest when he feels the little vixen is once again wet.

No other words come out from your parted lips and he senses your eyes fluttering shut at his touch. You reach down to dip your hand under the fabric of his boxers and he lets you, licking your neck when you wrap your soft fingers around him.

“But first,” he says, leaning back from your neck and marking his firm words with a slap on your ass that makes you shudder and whimper in sheer pleasure. “Water and breakfast. My girls is not a super soldier as her magnificent boyfriend after all.” He covers your hand on his cock with his metal one and guides it on a deliberately slow motion down its entire length to make his point clear.

It takes all of his strenght to part from you right now, but his grin is broad when he leans back and stands, ceasing all kinds of touch, leaving you as hot and bothered as he wanted before he swiftly turns to fetch what he just promised you.

One more time, he halts at the door when he hears you speaking from behind him.

“Just so you know, we’re not counting those first four.”

His grin turns even wider.

Fuck… he loves you.

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #bucky drabble #bucky smut #it's a deal

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aragarna · 5 months

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Good Omemes: it's a deal! - Michael Sheen as Aziraphale and David Tennant as Crowley (Good Omens, 2x04)

#good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley #aziraphale #deal #it's a deal #handshake #agreement #good omemes #my gifs

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2-lines-and-a-circle · 1 year

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Lips and Kiss (Malleus ver.)

Notes: Fem. reader, Malleus x fem reader, romance, established relationship

Sebek and you were tight buds who always talked to one another. The bond you had was so tight it was like cherries that grew together and then got stuck. What did you two grow to love? It was the fan life! You were a die hard fan of Azul and Sebek was a fan of Malleus. You had been a fan of Azul since the first day you attended school and saw that man walking down the corridor.

Saying your lover didn’t mind how big of a simp you were for Azul would be quite wrong. On the other hand you knew to shower Malleus in love too. This is what keeps the perfect balance of your simp and love life. Sebek, of course, wasn’t happy when you started dating Malleus, but was fine so long as you two still talked like normal.

What was not to be expected was how big of a simp Malleus was towards his lover and Azul had to hear it all. Azul was your dorm leader of course. Typically these meetings would happen whenever Azul and Malleus meet up by accident. Today just so happened to be in the monstro lounge.

Azul: I see… Yes she is quite the energetic type. Malleus: I do worry at times. What should I do in the times when I can’t control my love for her? It does overwhelm me from time to time. Azul: How lucky of you to ask me! See…

*the next day*

You: Malleus! *waves to him* I brought you some scones I made with Cater and Trey! I thought they turned out pretty good! Malleus: I see *picks one up to eat* … You used the fresh eggs from spade farms and the flour came from forest picks. Very refreshing, well done. *turns around* You: I didn’t know you could tell the different ingredients I used from just one taste. That’s really a talent, very similar to Azul’s. Hey, you have a crumb on your face.

Standing in front of Malleus you tried motioning to where it was on his face. While you struggled to reach his height, Malleus couldn’t help but chuckle at your cuteness. As soon as the crumbs had been swept away the two of you continued to walk down mainstreet looking for a place to eat the rest of the scones.

Throughout your time of searching for a place to eat you couldn’t help to wonder why Malleus avoided walking beside you. In fact he was in front of you the whole time, just like Azul does. Pondering as to why he was acting like Azul you questioned his strange actions.

You: Did you get jealous of Azul? Is that why you’re acting like him? Malleus: No. You: *pouts* That’s a little disappointing, I was hoping to see your jealous side…

After Malleus took one look at you, his love couldn’t handle your cuteness anymore and he overflowed with love. Holding your face close to his, Malleus kissed you over and over again. He barely left you any time to breathe in between each kiss. You weren’t sure as to what came over him at all, not that you were complaining about his kisses. Finishing up the last bit of his kisses the two of you found a place to eat the remaining scones, while you questioned Malleus on the truth.

#lips and kiss #malleus #Malleus draconia #malleus x reader #diasomnia #sebek zigvolt #fan life #fem reader #fluff #romance #jealousy #azul ashengrotto #azul #it's a deal

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xx-hail2theking-xx · 1 year

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he said yes!

#it's a deal #(つ≧▽≦)つ #chrono #the firstborn - paimak

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mandycantdecide · 28 days

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#seems like a good deal to me #boop #boopometer #april fools day

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 days

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Expertise can't help you here.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #falin touden #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.

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cockworkangels · 1 year

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wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

#this is how i deal with things #da.post

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a1sart · 3 months

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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #al talks about things #OUUGH HE'S MAKIN ME INSANE #he isn't blorbo yet #but he could be #anyway I've seen people say that he's freaking out because he's realizing he maybe does care #No???? that's not it???#He's scared because he just got the shit beat out of him by an angel???#He got reminded that there are things out there that are more powerful than him?#that's why he immediately jumps to trying to figure out a way out of his deal #because he wants to get out from under whoever is more powerful than him!!!#hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor

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deadbutnostink · 9 months

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Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

#inspector constable does not know hoe to deal with heartbreak #good omens 2 #good omens #fanart #crowley #muriel #ineffable husbands #my art

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redstonedust · 7 days

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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

#i swear ive seen this happen in like 3 games now #and every time i am a little baffled at how this is a big deal #but like. well. they DID make an attempt. u right.

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justreadingfics · 2 months

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I just finished “ it’s a deal” and I love it soooo much!!! You did such a great work!!!

Also the one shots are amazing!

And I can’t help it, so did Bucky and reader make their own video? The one they talked in the “best gift ever”?

Ohh, those two idiots. They tried. They did try. But our dear Reader couldn’t stop giggling whenever Bucky came closer with the camera and that’s all they’ve got now: 20 minutes of both of them naked and giggling.

Bucky still takes it to missions and keeps staring at it with a stupid smile on his lips.

It earned Sam a kick to his face when he tried to take a peek at Bucky's phone.

Thank you for your kind words. ;)

#ally answers #it's a deal #bucky x reader

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stuckinapril · 6 months

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every year the time passes and i say "wow i can't handle the passage of time" and the time continues to pass and the cycle repeats

#looking back at my passage of time posts from early 2022.#girl imagine existing in late october 2023???? why must i deal with this #text

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kurohaai · 6 months

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Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I'm an artist but I draw things with my hands. I'm not artificial intelligence; if anything, I'm organic stupidity.

#personal #Kuroha Ai #artist #not AI #literally doing self captcha test in 2023 to prove I'm not a robot lmao #I'll let future Ai deal with this post in the morning #gdgd #artists on tumblr

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demigods-posts · 30 days

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would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

#*percy sobbing profusely into hestia's shoulder*#*hestia giving him and annabeth a blessings that'll ensure he doesn't have to deal with her siblings bullshit ever again*#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson

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artkaninchenbau · 1 month

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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sayruq · 25 days

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Joe Biden has called for an “immediate ceasefire” in Gaza, telling Benjamin Netanyahu that future US support for Israel will depend on it taking concrete action to protect civilians and aid workers. As the two leaders held their first phone call since Israeli airstrikes killed seven employees of the international food charity World Central Kitchen (WCK), Biden issued the strongest US rebuke toward Israel since the start of the conflict. In Thursday’s call, which lasted less than 30 minutes, the US president “made clear the need for Israel to announce and implement a series of specific, concrete and measurable steps to address civilian harm, humanitarian suffering and the safety of aid workers”, the White House said in a statement.

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