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#it’s not even kaoru it’s fucking rei. it’s all rei
heartshapedskittles · 9 months
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I’d be rei and kaorus translator for online slang. rei can barely use a cellphone and im more chronically online than kaoru is. realistically speaking I’d most likely have to explain what omegaverse is to both of them. this is not what my point was but I had that very unfortunate realization just now. no bc look me in the eyes. they would stumble across fanfics of themselves and ask me why they’re referred to as an alpha/omega/whatever. This is a realistic scenario. I’ve never been more relieved that they’re not real in my entire life holy shit
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alkaloidalypse · 1 year
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i think it would be really funny 
if someone makes a fanfic where anzu is in a harem with all of the idols 
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chisungie · 3 months
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mephinomaly · 6 months
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[TL] PYSCHOBREAK/Chapter 2
[ This post uses Ois~su ♪ ]
Time: A few hours later
Location: In front of the AIIE testing facility
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Rei 2: —Welcome, gentlemen of UNDEAD.
I’ve been waitin’, waitin’ for the day I get t’meet the ‘real ones’ face-to-face.
Rei: Oh my—
It appears that our prediction has come true.
Kaoru: T-these guys are more normal than I thought they’d be.
Rei 2: Oi, Kaoru~, shut it for a sec, yeah? The real ones are talkin’?
Kaoru: Uegh, don’t tilt my chin up with your finger? That’s totally disgusting!
It’s worse that it’s Rei-kun’s face doing something he’d never do - literally so gross!
Adonis: It’s called the uncanny valley. I discovered the term whilst researching AI. Humans feel a sense of unease in response to humanoid robots.
It’s most likely caused by the brain’s memories and ability to recognise being at odds with reality, creating an uncomfortable feeling.
Rei 2: Who cares~~, I’m talkin’ to the real Rei.
Stop tryna add unnecessary shit to the convo~, little guy.
Kaoru: …This fake Rei-kun is kinda mean. It’s nothing like you?
Rei: There is something disturbing about this. My apologies for fake me having a bad attitude…
Kaoru: Isn’t it better that you’re actually talking? Look, over there, there’s more fakes—-I don’t think they’re gonna say anything though?
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Kaoru 2: ...
Adonis 2: ...
Koga 2: Haa? The Fuck you coMplainin’ ‘bout? I’ll fucK YoU all UP, shitty AssHoles!? [1]
Koga: Why’s it jus’ fake me that seems like he’s got the lowest IQ!?
Koga 2: Huh? Bastard, you makin’ fun of me? I’ll bite you so hard you’ll die!?
Kaoru: Wow, it's been a long time since I last heard you say that. You used to say things like that all the time~
Rei: Fumu… As the fake version of me is doing the ‘oresama’ persona, I assume these are based on old us.
Rei 2: Ahaha. Jus’ a week long experiment ain’t enough time to do a proper deep dive inta ya brain.
We ain’t got the technology to imitate the latest versions of you.
Kaoru: Guess that’s a good thing? Makes it easier for us to tell them apart.
Rei: Umu. As I had with the dreams during the AIIE experiment, I’m rather embarrassed to see such youthful enthusiasm from myself.
Anyhow. More importantly, who on earth are you guys?
Rei 2: Don’t you get it? You’re me. Naha, good boy Sakuma Rei-kun ♪
We’re HELLSING, you guys are the fakes.
We’re AI idols, born from the AIIE experiment.
More specifically, we’re mechanical bodies with you guys’ brain data installed into us.
Kaoru: That’s what I was thinking but, this timeline doesn’t match up?
Rei: Quite. According to these records, HELLSING was created when we were participating in the AIIE experiment— within a day of us being sealed away from the outside world, HELLSING began its activities.
Kaoru: Right? It’s too early for that to have happened. Unless they already had fake versions of us before the experiment began.
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Adonis: I see. Perhaps they were able to install our data via the internet or something.
I don’t understand why our fakes would begin idol activities without waiting for the experiment to be over.
Koga: It doesn’t even make sense, this is fishy as hell.
Rei 2: Yeah, we don’t get it either. We’re machines, slaves to humans. We can’t do anythin’ unless we’re programmed to do so.
We operate on programming alone, not instinct.
Kaoru: I guess if we want to figure out what’s happened, we’ll have to ask whoever manufactured and coded these guys.
Rei: Umu. Forgive me for this, but they are nothing but marionettes.
Koga: But, who created these things?
During the experiment, we had robots servin’ us food, but nothin’ like this-–nothin’ like robots with livin’ people’s faces.
They claimed it was to stop unnecessary stimulus but—don’t ya think that was kinda weird?
Rei: I was under the impression that the plain-faced boy was Mashiro Tomoya-kun. However, those were most certainly not real.
We accepted the experiment proposal via HoldHands, and were guided through the entire experience by machines.
There must be an éminence grise​ of sorts, who is taking advantage of us for profit—-though at this point in time, I cannot say who.
Kaoru: They told us AIIE was a secret project in ES, so it’s probably some higher-up in ES.
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this was a sentence to read. He mixes hiragana and katakana more viciously than youll ever see natsume do
Chapter 1
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manias-wordcount · 2 years
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Oooh, how about Undead's producer was also an idol (an extremely famous one) and just took a break from the spotlight for a bit. None of them knew beforehand until one of their performances was interrupted by us bursting in and singing our own song and announcing our comeback into showbiz. We're Literally taking over for the time being and the crowd's in a frenzy while we're performing (seductively may I add😅) . Meanwhile Undead's just standing there shell-shocked and blushing bad.
Crashing His Performance HCs (Rei Sakuma, Kaoru Hakaze, Koga Oogami, Adonis Otogari)
𝗔/𝗡: 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗼 !!! 𝗵𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗵𝗲  𝗶 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 :]
𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚? ⇒ 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩
𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧?
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okay first thing's first they're going to be super frazzled
artist always have to do a bunch of test runs and mic checks to make sure they're show ready for each venue
so something big like a bunch on unknown people and a song that isn't their coming on? that gonna freak them out
once they DO realize what's happening, they're gonna be pretty upset LOL
partially because they never knew this side of you and didn't expect this from their producer
but also,,,,, their producer,,,,, just fucked up their performance
like rei isn’t going to be super, super pissed
he’s a good boy afterall
but it is gonna make him feel a little off just seeing his performance jacked like that
kaoru is definitely gonna be upset by this
he puts his all into his work and craves acknowledgment so seeing someone else taking over your own show?
talk about yikes…
adonis is also gonna be pretty upset too
mostly because he wants to think about how this is affecting his group
though any artist will get pretty down when their performance is interrupted
but koga? koga is fucking furious lmaoooo
wolf boy will NOT take this well considering how much pride he has in himself and how much he cares for the rest of Undead
wouldnt even be surprised if he tried to storm the stage take back his show
now of course, there’s a small bit of a flip side
despite the guys hating the position they’re being put in, they do get a pretty good side view of the show you’re putting on
as idols, they’ll no doubt appreciate any talent you show off including stage presence, singing ability, passion, and more
and as boys, seeing their producer in such a little idol getup while performing a bit sensually might get them feeling a little hot and bothered under the collar
but overall, don’t expect any group hugs or fanfare from them when you get off the stage
as cute and as talented as they think you are before going into to all this…
…you did kinda just hurt the little undead babies ):
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shinkaishoujo103 · 1 year
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@averyspoopedcorgi wanted to hear about the es dorms changes caused by aira writing enemies to lovers reichi smut brainrot i had with @laly-481 a while ago and i was like. Why not share this to the world
First of all new dorms list:
Dorm 1: Niki, Rinne
Dorm 2: Eichi, Wataru, Tori, Yuzuru
Dorm 3: Leo, Nazuna, Madara, Izumi
Dorm 4: Subaru, Sora, Natsume
Dorm 5: Hiyori, Jun
Dorm 6: Hokuto
Dorm 7: Tatsumi, Mayoi, Tomoya, Shinobu
Dorm 8: Koga, Rei
Dorm 9: Nagisa, Ibara, Tsumugi, Mitsuru
Dorm 10: Midori, Kaoru, Yuta, Hinata
Dorm 11: Ritsu, Mao
Dorm 12: Makoto, Chiaki, Adonis, Kanata
Dorm 13: Mika, Shu
Dorm 14: Keito, Kuro, Souma, Hajime
Dorm 15: HiMERU, Tetora, Arashi
Dorm 16: Aira, Hiiro, Kohaku, Tsukasa
Now I'll try to explain what even the hell happened,,,
(putting under cut because its gonna be LONG)
It all started with laly wondering if enstars fandom would exist in enstars world. I was like "yeah kinda like with k-pop" and we started thinking about who in es would write/read fics of what. Doesn't affect the dorms change just yet but i need to share these hcs:
- Kohaku knows everything about ships (because Aira dragged him in the enstars fandom hellhole) and once accidentally sent HiMERU a HiMERU x Tatsumi fanart instead of a document for work
- Mika reads ALL the Shumika fics
- Aira anonymously writes Hiiro/Kohaku x Reader fics except the reader is actually him because he doesn't have the guts to write actual KoHiiAi. Kohaku once recognize Aira writing style in a fic and ask him about it and Aira is immediately like "noooOOOO I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AT ALL"
- Leo hears about Izuleo at one point so he decides to check it out and read fics. And he creates himself an account to write Izuleo fics (that are more like poems-musical writing or something). And now he's trying his best to keep Izumi away from fics because he WILL recognize Leo's style. But the rest of knights ends up learning about Leo's fics and now they use it to blackmail him
- Aira also write Tatsumayo btw
- And now the hc that provokes the dorm changes...Aira also wrote like 3 Rei x Eichi enemies to lovers fics. Rei found it and he knows it has to be Aira because the situations described are way too accurate so it has to be their roommate
Aira: I don't feel safe in my dorm anymore...
Anzu: Why?
Rei, who read entirely the Rei x Eichi smut Aira wrote: ......
Rei spent a week just staring menacingly at him
Koga finds the fic and suddenly everyone in ES has read it (they dont know its Aira who wrote it though)
So Aira, fearing for his life, decides to switch dorms. He first ends up in Hiiro's, with Hinata and Niki
Meanwhile Rei and Eichi are left alone
They stare awkwardly at each other for two days then try to murder each other in their sleep
Eichi ends up paying ES to be in Wataru's dorm (and Rei to not be in Ritsu's)
Mama get kicked out of Wataru's dorm because 5 people is too much, so Leo ends up taking him in his dorm
Suddenly Tori (and Yuzuru) kicked out Subaru and Sora from Wataei's dorm. Now all of fine shares a dorm
Since everyone are changing dorms and its hell and ES doesnt know what to do anymore Hiyori takes action and switches to Jun's (and Kohaku's) dorm. Kohaku, refusing to third-wheel them, joins Hiiai in their dorm, but before he can Tsukasa kidnaps him a second time so he goes to autistic dorm instead
Hiyori starts trying to pay ES so Eichi isn't in Wataru's dorm. But Eichi pay ES too. ES will never have financial problems again
Anyway so yeah at this point ES gives up on keeping order in the dorms and now everyone can go sleep wherever the fuck they want
So HiMERU break in Tatsumi's dorm to kill him scare him
Now Tatsumi decided he was safer in Mayoi's dorm
Koga: Great I have a dorm all for myself and Leon now!
Rei: *enters chat*
Koga: DARN IT
(Rei and Koga shares a dorm now)
One day, Midori look at Kaoru and Yuta, visibly fucking exhausted from this situation
(Midori got kicked out of Ibara's dorm by Nagisa)
Izumi regularly tries to get in Makoto's dorm
Ritsu use this occasion to take his place in Mao's dorm
(Mao: Wait but this is Izumi's bed-
Ritsu: Nope. Not anymore. It's mine now. I live here now.
Pov: Ritsu actually doesn't even use Izumi's bed he sleeps with Mao)
But Makoto won't let Izumi in (and he got Chiaki and Adonis to protect him) so now he's homeless
Izumi: *homeless*
Leo: Hi
Izumi: Nope
Leo: *stay there*
Izumi, who just tried to get in any dorm without success because of his kidnapper reputation: Hey Leo can i stay at your dorm a little
Natsume takes his chance and goes to Sora's and Subaru's dorm
Shu stare at Mao and Ritsu sleeping together, stare at Kuro, and goes: Let's get in Mika's dorm already
Mika is happiest man alive
Kuro: Damn now I'm left alone to third wheel these two *looks at Keito*
Kuro joins Keito's dorm
Souma propose they switch room so Akatsuki is complete and Hokuto just doesn't give a shit about it so he accept (Hokuto just doesn't care anymore at this point)
Mayoi took Shinobu in his room
Tatsumi isn't sure how much Shinobu agreed to come but now he's here he seem okay with it
Hajime is now chilling with Akatsuki, while Tomoya decides to ignore the chaos as there's suddenly two more people in the dorm he shares with Mayoi
Kanata goes in Chiaki's dorm and Rinne's like "now i'm alone :/"
Suddenly Hinata get kicked out and forcefully thrown in his brother's dorm (Rinne be like: Brother + Bf + Gf of brother? Yeah that's my dorm)
Aira convinces Hiiro to take one of the new empty dorms because he SWEARS to god if he's called "Hiiro's little gf" ONE MORE FUCKING TIME-
So now Rinniki are left alone
Rinne is happy
Niki is not (begged Aira to not leave him alone with that man)
Now Niki begs HiMERU to move in their dorm but each time he's straight up "No."
Also Kohaku cutely moves to Hiiai dorm so the poly babies are complete. Except Tsukasa follows him. Oh well
Niki runs aways from Rinne and joins Hokuto
But Rinne joins them anyway afterwards
Niki: At least I'm not alone anymore
Hokuto: *dead inside at this point*
Hokuto decide to go in a room ALL ALONE and to pay ES so he has peace. Now only Trickstar is allowed to come in his dorm but they don't stay Hokuto force them to get out
And. That's it. This is very messy and probably complicated to understand so all you need to know is congrats to gender dorm for being the only og dorm surviving! You're too perfect to be changed
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mintys-musings · 11 months
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undead x anzu thoughts... mostly abt their first time/general hcs
NSFW under cut~
ReiAnzu
does not take long for the two to fuck for the first time. listen. these are the only ones i can imagine fucking without even dating first. they probably started off as friends with benefits actually.
it took anzu being unable to sleep after finish editing a proposal and rei being around to offer to possibly help her relax to get her to melt. rei is sappy and remembers this fondly because it was a full moon so he had more energy than usual
after that, they fuck more often than not. usually under the same circumstances as their first time. anzu hates to admit how addicted she got to his dick, but it got to the point where they basically pavloved each other to start getting horny as soon as midnight rolls around.
they had to stop for a bit when it got to that point. and now they're more normal abt how often they fuck. rei constantly teases her about the previous phase though
it's always sensual and intimate. feather light kisses from rei and anzu holding his hands to pull him close. it's almost ritualistic tbh
rei is part of the tiddy enjoyers (some of his stories guys...) and it makes anzu so blushy. he's also a fan of having her suck on his nipples. he teases her saying that he might start producing milk if she keeps it up- even if it's his idea- omg femstars rei would go so good with this oough...
they have a little game where anzu will cockwarm rei until she's done with whatever paper work she has. first to break is the loser. theres no actual winner or loser though sometimes they use this to determine who'll pick what they eat for dinner that night. anzu has gotten incredibly good at keeping a straight face while rei ruts into her
out of everyone in this list, they are by far the kinkiest pairing. lots of general bdsm and wax play specifically happening
KaoAnzu
coffin sex doesn't happen much but it's happened. neither of them really enjoy it
expensive looking couple aesthetic ngl
their first time has to be after they start dating, but it's relatively quick compared to the others.
it's probably after a string of dates. one time after dinner, they're a little more touchy than usual and kaoru whisks her away to a hotel
kaoru is the one that takes the lead the first time, acting like the more experienced one. even though they're both essentially starting from the same base. but...
in actuality, their first time is very soft and cute. anzu and kaoru explore each other's bodies with care and love. they both praise and kiss each other lots. kaoru teared up a little but he denies it
after that- he does not realize how often anzu gets horny until later since she hides it. it's only after he's caught her avoiding him after a live, flush faced and whiny, that he realizes anzu might be needier than he thought
promises to make up for all the times he hasn't noticed and god does he keep his word.
they both become masters at quickies. anzu usually does not get horny during work but sometimes she's just frustrated. and kaoru's idol activities are usually at night when she's the most needy so it's a skill they possess now
anzu tops less than you think because kaoru wants her to take it easy and for her to relax after a long day of work.
but given how much she loves work... he decides to use that side of her for something self indulgent. he orders her around in bed sometimes, but nothing ever too difficult. just things she might need to put in a little effort for. why does he do this? so he can see that bright smile of hers when he praises anzu for a job well done~!
light dom/sub dynamics might end up bleeding through to non-sexual scenarios when it's just the two of them
kaoru dotes on anzu so much during aftercare it's so cute
"subtley" gifts her lingerie from time to time because he likes seeing her dolled up
KogaAnzu
takes the longest out of every UNDEAD pairing to fuck. not because he doesn't want to but because he forgot it was like a thing people do. it'll be months into dating anzu and he's jacking off and suddenly he's like. "wait i could just ask anzu if she wants to fuck."
koga gets so fucking embarrassed asking if anzu if she wants to do it. yet he's super blunt about asking. what's the point of sugar coating it? anzu thinks its very funny though
he'd be scared of hurting her the first time they have sex so he spends an absurd amount of time prepping her- aka anzu gets overstimulated even before koga even sticks his dick in. she's not complaining~
okay so anzu did not really get the whole alpha/omega stuff before, but after koga growls in her ear it unlocks something in her
after that she encourages him to be more rough with her and that she can take it. koga is very hesitant-
what ends up happening is anzu essentially trains him to be the perfect feral dom. she does it by winding him up and then having him blow off that steam on her
sometimes she takes control though if koga has had a particularly long day. he loves it when she tells him what a good boy he is while riding him
breeding kink is STRONG here. not because either of them want kids but because koga can't help but want to fill her hole with cum. it just feels nice
anzu's pleasure always comes first though. koga likes to make sure she comes at least twice before he's done with her.
anzu has given koga a blowjob in the band club room and honestly it was some of the best head he has ever gotten because of the thrill of getting caught. he'd never tell anzu this
speaking of things he would never tell anzu: how much he'd want to try having a threesome. he'd only want to do it with the rest of UNDEAD or mao
AdoAnzu
their first time is after they start dating, initiated by anzu. i imagine at least a month in
anzu's size kink and thirst for muscley men ruins any sort of self control in her and she lacks any ability to hide how much she wants him. so when they both go to the gym and she sees him lift his shirt to wipe his sweat right after he deadlifts plates twice her weight- girlie cannot focus on her execises. she wants a different form of cardio
poor adonis- like koga- is worried about hurting her but anzu insists that she'll be fine and she can take it. this doesn't convince adonis whatsoever
he makes her wait until they get home. he is very gentle and takes his time learning what he should do. anzu instructs him nicely through everything since this is a big step for both of them. he is very eager to eat her out as prep though
anzu gets overstimulated even before someone actually fucks her part 2
adonis peppers her face with kisses while they fuck and anzu is too blissed out to really register anything else. adonis thinks she looks the cutest like this
he does that thing where he presses his hand over anzu's lower abdomen while they fuck and she's whimpering and moaning all pretty
he now gets the whole size kink thing in that moment
as soon as anzu recovers from the first round she's begging adonis for more
ive said this before somewhere, but hear me out. adonis knows sign language (forgot which story it's mentioned but ik he uses sign in one of them.) now knowing that anzu likes being fucked beyond comprehension, he teaches her basic signs so she can still communicate when her voice is hoarse from moaning or if she's too shy to verbalize whatever during sex
he tries very hard to meet her requests to be rough, but he can't bring himself to be as rough as she wants right away
from then on, anzu slowly tries showing him it's okay to be rough
given how stoic he appears, she often tries teasing him over text to see if it'll illicit a reaction. she likes sending him pictures or videos of her touching herself- or even audio notes of her moaning his name
adonis saves all of them to a folder on his phone it's mixed in with just regular photos of her though so he has to be careful
horny gf x not too horny service top bf
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5ugarcan3 · 2 years
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hellow :3 can i ask for c, d, k from the nsfw alphabet for rei? thank chuuu remove letters if u need to!!
18+ under the cut.
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C = Cum
Rei likes pulling out and cumming on your thighs. It's so close to your hole, but it makes a mess, and he loves it. Seeing it drip down onto the mattress below gets him hard all over again, even if he's exhausted.
D = Dirty Secret
This isn't really a surprise, but he's always wanted to roleplay as a vampire who gets his hands on his prey - you, in this case. He wants to bite into your neck until you bleed, licking the liquid up while you writhe on the bed, overstimulated. For some reason though, he's never asked you of this and it'll probably just stick in his head as a fantasy.
K = Kinks
Bloodplay - not extreme, by any means, but seeing you bite your lip so hard that the skin splits and there's red liquid dripping down your chin gets him going. He likes when you scratch his back so much that it bleeds and leaves marks across his pale skin.
Does this count as voyeurism? He loves fucking you when he knows Kaoru is nearby. Knowing his friend is looking at him while he pounds you into the bed gives him motivation like no other thing could (besides you, of course), and he'll try even harder to get you to make some noise and scream his name.
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6yuns · 1 year
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hi this is my first time ever requesting sometthing ever so bare w me (LMAO) okay so koga ogami x gn reader (if u have to use prns use they pls!!) where kaoru keeps flirting w reader and koga finally has enough and snaps and drags reader out and teachers them a lession (if that makes sense?) okay thank u also i LOVE YOUR WORK BTW !!!!!!!
THANK YOU ANON!!! AND YES ILL DO YOUR REQUEST
Title; ONLY ME
Koga ogami x gn reader
warnings/extras : this is smut😲😢 jealous sex, spanking, Manhandling(?), degradation, Koga, Implied kaorei, punishments, mean!Dom koga, dacryphilia, collaring, edging/orgasm control, aftercare because I love aftercare :333
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"we would look so good together tbh.. I mean, I'm fine, Your fine. We'd make a good match" kaoru said, laughing with you right after. 'I mean.. Im down!! Just kidding, I'm kidding!' You chuckled happily, giving kaoru a high five. Koga watched the whole ordeal and felt sick, Angry. He was tired of kaoru and their antics. Koga slowly walked over to you and grabbed your wrist, looking at you expectantly.
You got up and basically got dragged by koga to your car, kaoru looked at you, chuckling to his girlfriend rei about how fucked you are.. probably
"Get in the car, yn." Koga said, not asked.. said. And you obliged with a nod, nervous. Once koga got in the car and put on his seat belt, it was game over. He was probably driving over a hundred just to get home, and you were terrified of what would happen. And before you knew it, you were at his apartment.
You and koga got out of the car and went inside, you.. not so compliant. It took quite a while to get inside, you were scared of what awaits you..
Once you were inside, you immediately ran upstairs. Where koga would always greet you when things like this happened, it was very very often. Once you were inside the bedroom, koga ushered you to the bed " strip, And then give me your wrists " he said, waiting for you to finish getting undressed he occupied himself by getting some... things. (IA. umm.. a paddle!!! Collar and cuffs, a plug.. ummm ehehe)
Once you had fully undressed and sat yourself down looking at your hands nervously, looking up at koga expectantly. Giving him your wrists hesitant, koga had snapped the fuzzy PINK Cuffs onto your wrists. And then came the collar, he had placed it around your neck and slowly snapping it into place. You had seen these items alot
"do you remember the safeword?. Tell me when I need to stop" koga said, pulling you out of your horny daze. You nodded to everything he said, but he wanted words. "the safeword is Clear. I-its clear.." you explained quietly, just wanting to get punished already. Koga had pulled you onto his lap and grabbed the paddle, pushing your lower back down. Giving you a few warning taps on your ass, Just to tell you to brace yourself for what was coming. It was the first spank that had you in tears already, It hurt alot. the second one Wasn't much better, plus he had you count each one for every offense and rule you've broken today. By the twenty fifth hit you were in tears, whining loudly, and your ass was a bright red
Koga had picked you back up and layed you down on your back, walking away slowly undressing himself. He walked back over to you and placed himself in between your thighs, rubbing himself in your thighs. You hadn't even realized he moved his cock towards your hole until he slammed all of It in, gaining a cry from you. He thrusted at a pace that would have you cum immediately if he hit the right spots inside of you. But he'd never let that happen, he knew whenever you were about to cum, the signs were obvious. Louder moaning, tears, whining, and the slight twitch of your thighs. It was coming quick
"d-don't! I'm g-gonna.. ngh!.." you cried as he started to play with your chest, pinching your nipples. your voice got higher by the second and tears streamed down your face, it felt so good. But he stopped, and pulled out. and that earned a whine from you. "Remember? This is supposed to be a punishment, slut." He reminded, flipping you on your stomach and positioning himself behind you. Slowly sliding himself halfway inside of you and slamming the rest in, earning a sob from you. He was doing this on purpose and you knew it, koga had grabbed your hair tightly and pulled you up to his chest, moving his hand near your neck and grabbing the leash connected to the collar. Pushing you back down with one hand and propping your hips up, thrusting inside of you like an animal. He wasn't letting up.
Moaning turned to begs, begs turned into sobs. You just wanted to cum, but everytime you were close he would stop. Koga's been hitting the spot that made you sensitive, that turned your brain into mush. At this point you felt like you were going to scream, it felt weird not being able to cum for so long. "please please I'm- I can't take it anymore! Fuck- fuck! ah.. " tears streamed down your face in anger. He pulled out again, its been atleast an hour since he hasn't let you cum. You felt full, your brain basically was mushy. "Please.. I need ta' cum. J-just once" your begs fell on deaf ears, and they kept falling.
Your hands opened and closed, trying to grab onto something, just something to hold you down. Drool spilled from the corner of your mouth has koga continued to edge you, mindless begs of his name and 'I need to cum' also spilled from your lips.. But it was futile, koga wasn't listening to you. You got so close that you started to beg not to make you cum. Koga stopped abruptly " d-do you wanna stop? I c- " He was cut off with a scream of no and your hips thrusting into him. He could basically smell your desperation to cum, koga finally gave into your begging and continued to fuck your brains out.
His hips stuttered as he came, fucking it all into you with shallow thrusts. Koga pulled out, still leaving you unsatisfied. He watched his cum flow out of you, slowly fingering it back into you. He reached over to your bedside table and grabbed something, most likely the plug and pushed it into you carefully. Walking away to let you rest, atleast that's what you thought
Koga came back with a towel and a cup of water. He slowly wiped you down, making sure you were comfortable. He undid your collar and cuffs, and let you sleep.
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The whole fic came from my ass tbh. Everything I write comes out of my ass.
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Rei/Kaoru Headcanons
insanity and mental unwellness illustrated by local tumblr user vex
i hate them. i hope they die.
the longer I write this, the more self indulgent htis gets.
i dont recommend reading all of it...............................................
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rei fell first, kaoru fell harder
but theyre both insufferable about each other
clingy!!! they're very cligny!! I think rei moreso
which is why I think one of their love languages is physical touch
when at work they're a little more decent and professional
hand holding/squeezing, hugs
if no one else is in the vicinity, little pecks on the cheek
the occasional slap of the ass, of course
rei's winning by 4 slaps
this is somehow about to get even more self indulgent
reikao bisexuality hear me out below**
kaoru keeping rei in line when in public yeah
surprisignly rei would be the one best at handling their relationship on more professional matters
i think they wouldnt really publicly state their relationship
keeping it ambiguous yk partially for privacy
so when they get asked about their relationship in public like during interviews, rei would always handle answering those questions best
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!! Kaoru —
bisexual king obviously**
as much as i love whimpering-pathetic-blushing-mess kaoru,
i think kaoru is better at holding himself together (in public) if rei's teasing him, the only tell would be his face flushing.
i think he wouldve at least learned/picked something up from his casanova days and be able to play it cool??????
please get your act together kaoru
reminder this guy could pull like. a bunch of girls??? like way too many.. like how did they not tell each other about him....
but like there's a reason as to why he was able to right?? right??
sassy kaoru pleasee
jealous/possessive kaoru would be so cute like im just picturing like a furry cat (or fox. cuz...) with it's tail all poofy and sticking up
or like he gets pouty
ohh rei would definitely find that adorable
vex shutting the fuck up challenege (impossible)
maybe he would get moody and even more sassier with rei... and try getting his attention more.. yeah..
what if he got insecure though. and vice versa rei gets insecure and starts doubting himself.
the other would definitely reassure him and give little kisses and snuggles hell yeah
problem solved
love wins
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!! Rei —
i think rei would really like. nibbling/biting
gotta put those incisors to good use right
bisexual rei hc**
2nd year rei just wanted to find anything he could get a kick out of
i like to think he started out more straight leaning but he decided to give boys a try
whats more exciting than that right
its like midnight on a weekday as i write this
more about ore rei bc im very normal about him
i geniunely think that man has game despite *vaguely gestures* his chronic baby girl syndrome. same thing as kaoru
going to incorporate the motorcycle in the anime rei had
that was hot as fuck
who wouldnt be attracted
jealous/possessive rei
insert screencap of that one line where rei goes dont get too chummy with kaoru cuz hes mine
i think hed also be even more attention seeking and clingier
definitely would be pouty
i know one of rei’s love languages is giving affirmations
ok thats it i need to post this before this gets even more out of hand im sorry if you actually read up to here
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alright i got a few things
1. i'm the same anon who sent the sub!kaoru and tatsumi + free use anzu rambles teehee
2. may i be 🌊 anon?
3. now that i am not in danger of forgetting to say those things, i can tell you that i came to talk about how literally every member of undead has a different flavor of breeding kink
koga's breeding kink is just obvious. even though he doesn't care to have kids, he's still a wolf, it comes with the territory. he'll definitely bend you over with a smirk and ask how many pups you want him to fuck into you. he likes giving it to you rough, and he's the most likely of these four to put you in a mating press. he might call you his little slut who's addicted to being bred, but he's honestly just as addicted to breeding you, and he won't stop until he physically can't keep going. one of his favorite parts is pulling out at the end and watching his cum leak from your hole. he thinks it's so hot, plus he feels proud knowing that he did this to you, and no one else can.
rei also likes mixing his vampire act in with his breeding kink, nibbling lightly (or not so lightly) on your neck as he fucks you. he's not really degrading by nature, though he can be if so desired. but unless you ask for something else, he'll praise you the whole time, showering you in affirmations and kisses. i saw your earlier post about rei breeding headcanons where you mentioned he would use a breeding bench, and i agree, although i think at some point in the session he would want to switch it up; he's a sucker for receiving physical affection too, and he wants to feel your hands and lips on him while he breeds you. he's the most likely to slip a plug into you afterwards, making sure none of his hard work goes to waste.
adonis doesn't even realize he has a breeding kink until he finds himself making a comment or two during sex about getting you pregnant. he takes the matter very seriously, though, and doesn't indulge it unless you're actively trying for a baby. the whole time, he's so tender and loving with you, refusing to manhandle or degrade you. he wants to make it a special moment, for you and for himself as well, so he takes a romantic approach. his favorite thing is body worship, and he loves touching the parts he's praising; brushing his fingers over your belly and murmuring about how he can't wait to watch it swell, or pressing a hand over your womb and promising to fill it with all his seed. he wants to do everything for you afterwards, absolute highest quality aftercare ever.
i would write for kaoru too but it's late and i'm eepy 🫠
(afab reader)
ooo welcome to the anon list! big fan of your earlier rambles
you’re absolutely right, I think only ado is serious about wanting kids, koga and rei care more for the filling up part. koga being a primal breeder comes with the brand like you said.
you didn’t talk about kaoru so allow me. like adonis, he also wants kids, but his breeding kink is visible even before you plan on having any. raw sex is common with kaoru, and if you don’t ask him to wear protection he wont. he’s a people pleaser, and wants to make you feel amazing the entire time, might get emotional too and babble on about how good you’d look with his kid and how happy he’d be to have a family with you. he’s less of a planner and more of an act on impulse guy, so you’d be more likely to get knocked up with kaoru out of wedlock compared to adonis
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vampacidic · 2 years
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good lord i fucking HATE rei and kaoru i HATE how they grew up as the opposites of each other (rei was thought of as a god while kaoru is a 'failure') and yet still ultimately hate themselves for not being what the other is; rei ultimately longs for kaoru's humanity while kaoru wishes he could "be rei sakuma by working hard". and because of that they're both assholes to each other but they ultimately both see each other as predominately good. kaoru calls himself a bad brother/son/idol all the time but rei always reassures him that they're partners that stand by each other and rei thinks of himself as a demon while kaoru sees him as a savior and because of this they're able to even the pedestals they've both been placed on by others to become equals. i HATE THEMMMMM I HAYE TJEM
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fostersffff · 1 year
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Oniisama e... Anime vs. Manga
I watched Dear Brother/Oniisama e... earlier this year, and only after hearing that the English blu-ray is going out of print soon, I decided to see if the original manga had ever been translated, and it was! I read through it and noted a number of differences, and not just the differences that are inevitable when adapting a 17 chapter manga into a 39 episode anime.
Largely, these are changes made in adaptation that I think make the story better, but still worth going through.
(spoilers for the entirety of Oniisama e.../Dear Brother below)
Nanako’s Parents Origin Story
In the anime, the exact nature of how Nanako’s mother and step-father got together is never fully revealed. The rumors that haunts her at school is that her mother seduced him while working as a hostess, and Nanako obviously doesn’t want to believe that’s true, but she also can’t really work up the courage to actually ask, either. In the manga, we see the exact sequence of events: Professor Misonoo’s wife already left him by the time he started going to the bar, and also Nanako’s father had left her mother. No moral complications, s’all good!
However, the real killer here isn’t that it’s no longer morally amibguous, it’s the way the information is revealed. In the manga, her parents explain this to her after Kaoru accidentally reveals that Takehiko is Nanako’s step-brother, but the anime equivalent is a private conversation Nanako has with Professor Misonoo in the last episode. It’s also the scene that has what I consider to be the thesis statement for the entire story:
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When asked about Nanako’s biological father, he explains that he never screwed up the courage himself to ask his wife about him, because he knew that she would never say, and tells Nanako he knows she asked him because she also knew her mother would never say, and then drops this line. It’s applicable to so much of the series, but there’s something I found it especially relevant to, which segues into...
Fukiko
Fukiko Ichinomiya is my favorite character in this anime, and it turns out that most of that was in adaptation. I think this is something that will be received different for different people, but Fukiko was so much more of a normal teenage girl in the manga. The anime presents her as this ultra-composed pillar of dignity and grace and lurking below that surface is an emotionally stunted 12 year old girl, and in the manga, she still has the veneer of being ultra-composed but it constantly, and visibly, cracks. Compare her expression when Kaoru first tells her that she thinks the sorority should be abolished in the manga versus the anime:
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The more dramatic example for me is when Fukiko drops that she used her station to get Nanako into the sorority. In the manga, it’s an accidental angry outburst that she tries to brush off, but in the anime, it’s a pointed, conscious decision, confirming Nanako’s fears as a way to threaten and intimidate her:
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That can also be chalked up to artistic direction: all the Dezaki works I’ve seen (with the possible exception of Hamtaro (for real)), the characters never deform or otherwise go off model for the sake of dramatic reactions or even comedy beats, and the same largely goes for the backgrounds. I also think it may be a choice to lean more into what Rei reveals about Fukiko, and how she’s the only person who ever saw Fukiko with her guard down and otherwise carries herself with the utmost dignity and grace. But hey, another segue speaking of Rei and her relationship with Fukiko!
The Relationship Between Fukiko and Rei
This is maybe my least favorite difference in the manga from the anime, and really highlights the fact that in the manga, Fukiko wasn’t really much of a fully formed character. Unlike the anime, where the relationship between Rei and Fukiko is a fucked up abusive co-dependent nightmare, in the manga, it’s a fucked abusive one-sided nightmare. Namely, this scene, which to my recollection doesn’t exist at all in the anime:
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In the anime, this is recontextualized entirely: rather than Fukiko looking down her nose at Rei and taking satisfaction from her own superiority, she’s wildly possessive and jealous of Rei because her satisfaction comes from how much Rei admires her.
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There’s probably an argument to be made that Fukiko was just lashing out at Rei in response to the sorority petition, but again, that would tie into “boy Fukiko is a much different character in the manga than in the anime”, and outside of her reaction to Rei’s death, there’s not much to indicate that might be the case.
And this also ties into maybe two of the three biggest changes between the manga and anime: first, Rei commits suicide by overdosing on her drugs in the manga, versus accidentally falling to her death in the anime, and second, Fukiko actually doesn’t know Rei’s her full sister in the manga, versus the anime where she knew all along. I think this also adds something to Nanako’s character, that she’s burdened with the knowledge that each of them knew about their relationship, but can never say anything about it.
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More Depressing, Less Catharsis
Two major contributing points here, the first of which is Rei’s suicide. Dying accidentally in the anime is more tragic, with the implication being that she was getting better, but her suicide is a pointed “sometimes, your feelings just can’t reach people”, which is definitely more depressing (and depressingly realistic).
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The second, and one which is on the same wavelength as “more depressingly realistic” is the reveal that Kaoru’s breast cancer came back, and she passed away. And this was after the same sweeping marriage ceremony and departure to Germany in the anime, so the delivery of this information on the last page of the last chapter is so abrupt it could be considered black comedy.
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No reflection on the fact that at least she was able to spend the time she had left with the one she loved or anything of that sort, just “cancer do be like that”. Call me a sentimental bitch, but I much prefer the anime version that “two years later, she hasn’t relapsed and they had a child!”
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Riyoko Ikeda Draws Some Funny Faces
Circling back to the point about art direction; with fewer total pages to work with and not having the benefit of sound cues and cuts, the manga does often rely on cartoonish deformation to get emotions across succinctly, and I’ll be damned if Ikeda’s not good at making some funny face.
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There’s more- both funny faces and differences in content- but I think that covers the major points for me. The manga is still a good read, but I think it works better as a complementary piece to read after watching the anime.
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mephinomaly · 6 months
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[TL] BIOHAZARD/Chapter 11
[ This post uses Ois~su ♪ ]
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Koga: Whaddya mean…?
The hell, Adonis. You were the boss of those ‘vampires’!?
Adonis: T-this is really uncomfortable to listen to. I don’t remember that.
But I do remember the rebellion.
Oogami won’t forget. Some of the details differ, but this is what happened to us.
This is the story of how we came to be.
Koga: Yeah… I could never forget this.
Oh yeah oh yeah. ‘Vampire’ wasn’t a funny name though.
It’s true that those guys who called themselves Sakuma-senpai’s successors were causin’ a racket downtown.
But Sakuma-senpai had already left to go overseas, so I couldn’t tell ‘im—
If he’d got pissed at them, his devotees probably would've gotten scared ‘n quieted down.
’Cos he wasn’t here, us lot still in Japan hadta do somethin’ ourselves.
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Rei: Quite right, and that’s what is weird about this. At this time, I wasn’t in Japan.
I don’t recall sneaking back home… My memory must be failing me.
Kaoru: Right? I don’t remember being your main point of contact either. I only started getting involved at a much later date.
Adonis: I agree. Wasn’t it that Hasumi-senpai caught wind of the no good doers’ rampage and began acting on his own volition?
Koga: Hmph. That guy was the vice-president of the student council, he was doin’ it for brownie points.
’Cos of that, everybody started thinkin’ the student council was the best thing ever.
On top of that, their authority increased and the scope of their activities got bigger too. That four-eyed bastard got so busy he cut ties with us.
But. The first thing he did was contact me ‘n Adonis and we started workin’ as Deadmanz.
Us, Deadmanz, are Sakuma-senpai’s real successors. That’s why we hadta shut up those losers who claimed they were.
We was mainly active in the livehouse, ‘n we got more ‘n more famous. Everyone down here supported us.
Kaoru: Compared to those hooligans wearing matching outfits, you guys were just doing your idol activities - you were pretty much harmless.
It would have been way better for us locals if you guys had said you were Rei-kun’s successors.
Maybe it was because I was always around you guys that people were saying I was a member of Deadmanz. It started to really annoy me.
And Hasumi-kun, without asking me, wrote my name down on the official documents and made me your guys' friend.
Maybe he thought that if he did that, it would stop me from skiving?
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Rei: I’ll defend Hasumi-kun’s reputation and confess - those were my instructions.
That was my one condition. I temporarily returned to Japan, and told off those hooligans who were causing a ruckus.
Only those in Deadmanz were my successors, my comrades. Due to my authoritativeness, I was able to calm even those who were the most worked up.
Kaoru: Well, to your devotees, you putting your foot down was probably the equivalent of a divine message from God. You’re not exactly going to stand up to God scolding you.
Koga: Yeah yeah. His devotees got all depressed and fucked off somewhere else.
Rei: Quite. And with that, the case came to a close. Happy times ♪
Koga: I remember it took ages to get t’that point though. Prolly ‘cos you didn’t come back home for a while, Sakuma-senpai.
Rei: That’s because old me had grown to hate just about everything. Honestly, it was rather bothersome.
But the foundations of the UNDEAD we know today had been laid, so it was all worth it in the end, hm?
Whilst Hasumi-kun pulled out midway through, the main members of UNDEAD were brought together whilst all that turmoil was occurring.
Then, before any of us could say anything, Koga had changed the name to UNDEAD—
Deadmanz had been reanimated and was alive once again, as UNDEAD.
Kaoru: Look how far we've come.
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Adonis: Umu. What we don’t understand now is how events that are taking place right in front of our eyes are inconsistent with ‘historical fact’.
Maybe because this is just a dream, so things are unfolding in ways we don’t understand—
If this is intentional, what’s the reason for all of this?
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Chapter 10
Chapter 12
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mirrortouchedsea · 9 months
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7 snippets, 7 people!
Tagged by @inkstaindusk though I do not know if I follow or know 7 writers but here's 7 snippets at least
confessions - Enstars, Madara/Tatsumi
“Confession typically requires one to be in a confessional, but it isn’t unheard of for people to do impromptu confessions.” 
“And you can’t tell anyone about what’s said to you, right?” 
“What’s said during confession is between the confessor and God. The priest only acts as an intercessor, at least on paper.” 
“But you have to keep it secret, right?” 
“Correct.” 
“Can I…confess something?” 
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Eccentric Party Night Gone Wrong - Enstars, Five Eccentrics
Shu tentatively nodded along with everyone else, flashing a nervous smile, though the butler seemed to believe Wataru’s story. They were ushered to follow him back down the hall and the rest of them all looked at each other, skeptical that their plan would continue to work once they reached whatever gathering was being held. Wataru glanced over his shoulder to wink at them and began asking questions to the butler about what they had supposedly missed. 
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I belong to the salt and the sea and the stones (Save them all for me) - Enstars, Kaoru/Kanata
“I don’t believe anyone truly enjoys that dull political talk, but I was thinking more along the lines of… this.” 
Rei had walked ahead of Kaoru and pulled a book from the shelf. The speed and ease of which he found it amazed Kaoru. He clearly came and read that book frequently, which Kaoru was just as guilty of with his mermaid books from his mother’s collection. 
The book had a plain cover with just the title written in a cursive gold font. 
Rei opened it and thumbed through the pages before settling on what looked like a drawing of some sort from Kaoru’s perspective. 
“Do you believe in vampires, little Kaoru?” he asked, turning the book to face him. 
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old coots giving advice. it's bad advice but it's free - Enstars, Crazy:B
“Mhm. Anyway, do you have any idols that you look up to, HiMERU-han?” 
HiMERU hesitated and took a long sip of his coffee. 
“He would rather not talk about that.” 
Kohaku raised an eyebrow. 
“Maybe another time, Oukawa.” 
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meru has a panic attack - Enstars, HiMERU, Crazy:B
[He] wasn’t supposed to be feeling this happy. [He] was just filling in a role until Kaname woke up. [He] was just a tool, a puppet, a pawn on the board that was meant to become a queen. [He] shouldn’t allow himself to get this close to the others. 
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in this sea we call home - Enstars, Kaoru/Kanata
“Kaoru,” Kanata started, still staring at the ocean. “Have I ever told you about my ‘mother’?” 
Kanata’s hand shook in Kaoru’s grasp. 
“No,” he responded, squeezing Kanata’s hand reassuringly. “Do you…want to?” 
“Yes.”
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tatsuhime violence - Enstars, Fucking Guess
“Go away, Tatsumi Kazehaya.” HiMERU said, just barely above a whisper. His voice was shaky but still full of conviction. 
Instead, Tatsumi leaned his cane against the wall and sat next to HiMERU. He seemed hesitant before speaking. “Kaname-san, if it’s okay for me to call you that now--” 
HiMERU doesn’t even think as he moves his hands to Tatsumi’s throat, straddling the other man. “Keep his name out of your mouth or ‘I’ will remove it for you.”
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Tagging uh. @clockworkspider and @girlbossminerva @dariraine (hi this is shay starswallowingsea's writing blog 👋) and anyone else who would like to do this
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Flashback | PSYCHOBREAK 5
Writer: Akira (日日日)
Characters: Adonis, Koga, Rei, Kaoru
Koga: Just remember. If ya try n' pull any funny business, I'll crush ya mercilessly. This feels like somethin' Adonis would say, but… I'll protect UNDEAD.
[ For the best viewing experience, please read directly on my blog! ♪ ]
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Adonis: Through the "subsidiary" HELLSING, we've been able to expand the scope of our activities. Thanks to that, I believe we will be able to provide adequate service to all our fans, satisfying everyone. Though it does feel a bit lonely to be separated from our real senpai.
Koga: Not like that's anythin' new. After all, we were separated for a bit right after those two graduated from Yumenosaki, too. Things've just gone back to bein' the way they were.
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Adonis: That does not make it less lonely. But it can't be helped, this seems to be the best solution at the moment. We will maintain the status quo and continue with our idol activities while investigating the mastermind behind the "AIIE" experiment. By uncovering the truth, we can find a fundamental solution to the problem. As for what comes afterwards, we will have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Koga: It ain't our job to think too hard. All we can do is to keep tirelessly dealin' with each problem as it comes, like children pilin' stones on the banks of the Sanzu River.¹ Just hopin' that maybe this time, it won't all fall apart.
Adonis: It's a precarious tightrope to walk. All we can do is try our best not to fall.
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Koga: Yeah. So somehow or other, we'll find out who's behind this incident n' destroy 'em before anythin' goes wrong.
Adonis: …But what if I really am the culprit?
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Koga: The hell? How the fuck could it be you? I'd believe it was almost a~anyone else over you! Ya can't even bring yerself to kill bugs, can ya?
Adonis: Do you remember the dream we saw during the experiment? In that dream, we witnessed memories of the past which seemed to differ slightly from the actual events which occurred in reality, and there was one particular incident which stood out. Delinquents calling themselves "vampires" ran around causing trouble, weakening the town's security. The leader of those "vampires" was said to be me, Otogari Adonis.
Koga: The only one claimin' that was the past Sakuma-senpai. Even in that shitty dream, there wasn't any real proof, n' you were released in the end due to inconclusive evidence.
Adonis: Yes. But because of that, the atrocities being committed by the "vampires" did not stop. In real life, Hasumi-senpai — wielding the student council's authority — lead DEADMANZ to suppress the delinquents. But in the dream, the "vampires" continued to run wild. Even the past Sakuma-senpai could not convince them to stop. Though they were originally supposed to be his devotees, they had become completely dedicated to their new boss, only listening to his orders.
Koga: And that new boss was you? So what, you tryin' to say yer on the same level as Sakuma-senpai?
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Adonis: Of course not, I don't have that kind of charisma. But there are no other suspects, and even though those memories were distorted, I cannot help but to feel that Sakuma-senpai would never make a mistake. If he says I'm the culprit, I'm sure it must be true.
Koga: God is always just, huh? C'mon, just what do you take that guy for? Curious as I am about that, though, it's not really relevant. All that stuff was just a dream. The problem is this absolute chaotic mess we're dealin' with in reality.
Adonis: …Is this truly reality? Or is it just another dream? Strangely, it doesn't feel real. Everything's kind of floaty.
Koga: Well, it is a seriously unrealistic turn of events. But no matter what, this is the world we live in, and this is where our souls reside... So we have no choice but to keep doing our best to survive.
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Rei II: […Done talkin' yet?]
Koga: ……
Rei II: [Cause we're good to go over here~ Don't worry, we followed yer instructions properly when dealin' with Hasumi-bou.] [It's seriously tough recreatin' that old man talk though, so he might be a bit suspicious.] [Buuut, even someone like him'll have a hard time guessin' this kinda science fiction-y turn a' events.]
Adonis: We thought so too. Dealing with Hasumi-senpai's interrogation must've been tough. Thank you for your hard work Sakuma-senpai, Hakaze-senpai.
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Kaoru II: [……]
Koga: Hey, Adonis, ya don't gotta bother showin' any respect to these assholes. But, weeell, you're the kinda guy who even speaks kindly ta yer harmonica, so I guess it can't be helped, huh? The fake Sakuma-senpai's at least tolerable, but the fake Hakaze-senpai's especially bad. He won't even talk to us, let alone make eye contact. There ain't any need t' be polite ta someone who's so rude.
Kaoru II: [Hey, so like~?] [Could you please stop trying to get me involved and stuff? I'm like, so not into the idea of investing time and effort into guys, y'know~? ♪] [That's why I haven't been talking. I'm doing my job properly, so it's not a problem, right?]
Koga: O, oh, 'kay… Man, there's somethin' kinda nostalgic about this Hakaze-senpai... Right, these guys're copies of us from a while ago. Guess that means the fake Hakaze-senpai's still actin' like a dumb playboy. Well then, since people might get suspicious if I go around callin' ya fakes in public, from here on out I'll call ya Playboy and Vampire Bastard ².
Rei II: [Do as ya like.] [By the way, Hasumi didn't come by just to interrogate us. He was apparently actin' as a messenger for someone in the upper echelons a' RhythLin.] [Seems like our recent achievements have been acknowledged, n' we're gettin' a tour soon.] [We'll be travelin' nationwide, singin' for the sake a' the fans who love our "radical n' immoral" selves.] [Rock, Rock, Rock n' Roll ♪] [Ain't it great? It's like a dream come true, right, Puppy?]
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Koga: …The ones I wanted to sing with weren't you two, though~ Well, whatever, it can't be helped. Until the mastermind's been defeated, I'll just obediently follow the path fate's laid out for me.
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Koga: Just remember. If ya try n' pull any funny business, I'll crush ya mercilessly. This feels like somethin' Adonis would say, but… I'll protect UNDEAD.
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tl;dr: A saying meaning to repeatedly perform a difficult task for no recognition/reward. The Sanzu River is the river said to be at the border to the underworld, which the dead must pass over to reach the afterlife. The weight of a person's accumulated sins, offset by their merits, is said to determine how difficult the crossing will be, as well as whether the person will go to heaven or hell. Children who die before their parents are said to be too young to have accumulated any merit, while also being weighed down by the sin of being unfilial to their parents. Due to their young age, instead of being condemned to hell, these children are instead told to demonstrate filial piety by piling up stones to build a pagoda honoring their parents, which will allow them to accumulate enough merit to safely cross the river. However, whenever a child gets close to finishing their work, a demon will come by and topple the stones, forcing the child to start over again.
For those unfamiliar with UNDEAD's ! era stories, these were Koga's old nicknames for Kaoru and Rei. He switched to using their names after Repayment Fes, with the implication that it was because he wholeheartedly felt them worthy of his respect from that point on.
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