Every time I think about Stranger of Paradise, I think about how it is such a great game that I need Square-Enix to make two new games.
One: a new Final Fantasy Origin game that plays like Stranger of Paradise, but that does not feature Jack Garland and the Jackgang. For better and worse, I think Different Future was a perfect bow on their story, and I would hate for it to be forced into a lame continuation like "now Jack must travel to other worlds (of Final Fantasy) to break shit"
Two: a new Dissidia game, where Jack Garland is the main character and must travel through other worlds (of Final Fantasy) to break shit.
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Nobody in this game has any chill
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did u seriously just equate physical appearance with morality in front of the hoes
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whenever i smile at you in a professional context it's because in my mind i am completely focused on training mode executing air combos on your ragdolling self
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"So, uh, we're a little short on characters to put in the intro this week on account of what happened last week, and what will be happening this week. What do we do?"
"Get Kurt in there, everyone loves to see Kurt."
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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks
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General Petrine, from the video game Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance (2005)
Captain Cima Garahau, from the anime OVA Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory (1991)
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I got no dog in the race because I don't care for Hollow Knight, but considering Silksong was recently rated in Korea it would be so fucking funny if they shadowdropped it during this Nintendo Indie Direct.
Just a random fuckin' Wednesday morning, here's the game everyone has been waiting for for like 5 years.
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COME ON “BLACK RABBIT AND THE RED HARES” WOULD’VE FLOWED SO MUCH BETTER ah whatever at least they didn’t put Altina in that outfit Towa wore for her concert.
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Decided to check out X-Men ‘97 after all because oh shit right the X-Men are cool I forgot, and I opted to watch a handful of episodes from the original cartoon just to remind myself this continuity, and then jumped to the first episode '97:
Oh my God Cyclops is so cool when Hugh Jackman Wolverine isn’t around to steal focus
There are little things to make this really feel like a 90’s product: the X-Men ballin’ and Gambit’s crop top are more obvious ones, but for me it’s Dr. Cooper running on a treadmill while video conferencing with Cyclops and Jean. “Woman on a treadmill while video conferencing” is really efficient shorthand for 90’s portrayals of women
They did a pretty good job approximating a lot of the voice actors. If I didn’t know any better I’d say they actually got Lenore Zann (who I've always adored for her performance of Aisha Clan-Clan in Outlaw Star) back for Rogue.
OHHH MY GOD CYCLOPS IS SO COOL WHEN HUGH JACKMAN WOLVERINE ISN’T AROUND
Morph’s blank face design is pretty good! I'm also enjoying his role as "cameo machine"!
Pretty glad to have been wrong about the animation quality looking outright bad. It’s a little stiff at times, but they crank it up when it really matters, like Cyclops's Optic Blast Shmoovement and Storm turning a desert into glass and making a glass tornado to shred up a bunch of Sentinels.
I hear they spent like a shitzillion dollars to get the rights to use The X-Men Theme so they really fuckin’ use it as hard as they can. And they’re right to, because it’s a good goddamn theme.
Doing the 90’s CG credits but now it’s just the actual models they use in the show is so conceptually funny
THAT WAS ACTUALLY LENORE ZANN? LENORE ZANN WHO RETIRED FROM VOICE ACTING TO BE A CANADIAN POLITICIAN FOR A DECADE??? SOUTHERN AISHA CLAN-CLAN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024???
When watching the handful of episodes of the original animated series I went "boy, Jean Grey sounds a lot like Jennifer Hale", but that timeline doesn't match up at all as far as I know, so that she's voicing Jean Grey here is really very funny.
Actually this voice cast is fascinating for the mix of original series voice actors who came back and who got recast. But ohh my God LENORE ZANN!
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