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truegenius · 1 year

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#woke up severely missing my tumble fam #is anyone still here #sorry i dipped #guys i’m alive i promise #WHO IS EVERYONE NOW #i’m confused #it’s been a WHOLE minute #what have i missed #not me reading my own about page to remember how to tag shit #not cm #wtf drey

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stil-lindigo · 7 months

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the fox god.

a comic about a trickster.

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#cw: emotional abuse #cw: gaslighting #cw: animal death #charity - a god whose name was only ever meant to be ironic #i love playing with the concept of religion like this #im not religious at all but i did go to a christian school for twelve years #and i remember learning about the story of abraham. who long story short gets told by god to kill his son to prove his love for god.#and at the veeeery last minute god goes sike! this was a test to see if you'd do it! here's a lamb to slaughter instead #but the whole concept of that exchange in and of itself is so #anyway #one thing i meant to include in the creative notes but i ran out of room for is that charity never calls cunning by his name.#it's just “fox”. which was a small touch to indicate that he never acknowledged cunning's identity outside of being something exploitable.#but for all charity's hidden disdain for cunning #he still stole all his strengths and coveted them. he became known as the fox god.#so maybe some part of cunning survived. despite everything.#“give me your heart.”#“my god. it had always been yours.”#comic art #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #one more comic to go until im finished with this collection!!

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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swiftmitsu · 6 months

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error's doing some laundry

#art #undertale au #error sans #ink sans #undertale #sans undertale #au undertale #undertale multiverse #undertale aus #shitpost #undertaleau #i really don’t know bro #ms paint nearly killed my whole laptop #worth it though i’ve been cackling at this for 10 whole minutes #mitsusart

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deedala · 5 months

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cozy

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077891st · 18 days

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trying to remember how to draw again 🐠

#my art #geminitay #sketch #mcyt #hermitcraft #mcytblr #art #hermitblr #mcyt fanart #geminitay fanart #hermitcraft s10 #hc s10 #hermitcraft fanart #i've never drawn a fish in my life can you tell #my mom switched us to an ISP that works really well in the rurals but we dont live in the rurals so the speed is hilariously poor.#I'm reliving 2011 against my will. it took 3 hours to download all 20 of the stardew mods i use. i watch youtube videos in 140p.#it takes 5 minutes to send an email. like. from pressing send to the mail being sent.#autosaving this post failed!!! i didnt know that was something that could happen #customer support has been unhelpful. this whole thing feels like an elaborate april fools joke. im not upset btw it IS funny

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sunflowergraves · 29 days

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#been a solid minute since I posted #welcome back to memes only I find funny #solangelo #will solace #tsats #nico di angelo #also lowkey kinda funny that will was on the verge of death the whole book and he still managed to take L after L from everyone #Tripped after being told to be careful #Coffee spilled on him after reassuring Nico the subway was awesome #summoning a mini army of birds and dogs when he tried to take a silly walk #cheese hat and shoelace soup after traumatizing nightmares #nearly knocked into The Abyss #hit in the face by his sun globe #like damn honestly i would also be pissed and cranky #how could i forget when he tried to speak trog and accidentally said he was going to eat them #and losing the oars to the canoe trying to build nico a cute minecraft house #i can't stay anything because im like this on a daily basis. i feel for both our boyfriends

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vongulli · 10 months

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Doodly doodles!!! (I'm on ep 79, now!!)

#Art #One Piece #Luffy #Nami #Usopp #i havent met that cora guy yet but WHEWWWW HES SK CUTE #also in love with crocodile and hes been kn the screen for like 2 whole minutes so um. expect draeings of him riddled with zesty intent

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thatswhatsushesaid · 2 months

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psa that the day there are no jgy stans left on tumblr dot com is the day i am dead

but rest assured i'll go to my grave exactly as i lived: obnoxiously proclaiming to everyone within earshot how great lianfang-zun is. narratively, metaphorically, spiritually. sexually, too, like why limit myself. i like to keep my options open

#the spirit of su minshan possessed me for a minute there but like. i'm fine with it #jin guangyao #he did crimes??? good for him 😌#editing this post to add that while the tone here is clearly joking #i really am fundamentally still engaged with this fandom #and with this book #almost exlcusively because of my enjoyment of jgy #even xiyao is secondary for me like i love it and i'm ride or die for it obvs #but jgy as a character is the main draw for me. and he would have me by the throat even if there was no zewu-jun #(tho i think jgy's life would be more depressing for his absence obviously)#but he is just. /clenches my fists!!!#THE most compelling character in the story and i cannot stop thinking about him!! cannot will not!!#who else in this book has his range? who else can be the doe-eyed idealist AND the spy with blood on his hands who ends a war?#who else is two different greek tragedies and at least two separate shakespearean tragedies rolled into one antagonist #an antagonist who but for the POV of the novel could very easily have been the protagonist #whose moral event horizon is so deeply entwined with his own trauma and abuse that there is no way to meaningfully separate #the violence he does to others from the systemic violence that was done to him for his whole life?#who else in this book manages to get five separate sect leaders utterly obsessed with him no matter how you choose #to interpret that obsession?#no one!!! that's who!!#ain't no one else in the jianghu doing it like lianfang-zun and that's just a goddamn fact

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frenchonionsoop · 4 months

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RAHH HALFWAY THERE WITH THE ANIMATIC!!!

#only another............. 2 whole minutes of mostly action scenes #BUT ITS OK I get to do the bit ive been imagining so hard every time i hear the song >:)))#i actually didnt think id get this far at all so we're already winning #heres to praying i can keep up the momentum #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd kouyou #kouyou ozaki #bsd fanart #bsd animatic #my art #stormbringer #bsd stormbringer

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 6 months

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thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again

#as you can surmise im Perfectly Normal about it #this man doesnt make me insane at all. nope.#trying out some new coloring and texture and background things...#on a side note. and i say this so lovingly bc theyre my favorite flowers #FUCK DRAWING HYACINTHS ALL MY HOMIES HATE DRAWING HYACINTHS #that was hell on earth.#ANYWAY THIS DUDE IS NEAT I HOPE HE DIES #nah im jesting im Jesting. am i tho #dead or alive i want him to experience unimaginable horrors and then die ten times and come back Normal #bc eddie strikes me as a 'dying would fix them' character #whether its a real death or a perceived death or Youve Been Dead The Whole Time death dont care dont care #i need him dead on the ground for at leeeaaaast five minutes #id be frothing at the fucking mouth. ragh #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #originally this was gonna be a Very bloody little piece #but then my brain went 'hey. symbolism. what if the blood was flower petals. from hyacinths'#and ohhhh i couldnt pass that up #i wish i did! i would have had a lot more fun drawing a gruesome injury rather than Those Damn Flowers!#i dont know why ive latched onto the hyacinths outside the post office but my brain wont let go #ITS JUST SO SPECIFIC. why why whyyyyyy put that specific flower by this specific guy #especially flowers with Those Meanings and That Myth #*violently shaking the site* WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN #ok im getting myself too worked up i need to touch grass or poke the fire

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coolertheory · 5 months

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highschool portraits lol

#this has been a sketch for a Hot Minute and i rediscovered it yesterday #this was fun. and of course vidcund is essentially unchanged. hes been the posterboy for awkward nerds his whole life #strangetown #ts2 #my art #vidcund curious #lazlo curious #pascal curious #circe beaker #loki beaker #erin beaker

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vcrnons · 5 months

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DINO 'Wait' Official MV

#dino #lee chan #lee dino #seventeen #svt #*mine #my gif #tw eyestrain #heymax #maddieblr #jennalook #userbexrex #userhev #usermery #svtgifs #the tiny lift of his lip at the corner oh have mercy on me #please see my previous post. down. *horrendous*#just one because this is my favourite shot in the whole mv and i keep watching it on loop so i thought heyyyyy we could just.#we could just put it on a loop!!!!! that would be cute #lo and behold i have been staring at him now for several minutes. not sure if this was such a good idea.#the soft wave of his hair lemme just tuck that behind ur ear princess :(#me just now appreciating this fine ass man's FINE ASS EYEBROWS HELLO???? his little MOLES?????? HELLO??????#anyway the tldr here is that. i want to eat him #(guess who just learned u can copy + paste tags hint its me thank fuck because i was NAWT typing all that out from scratch. WHEW)#n e way if u saw the last one. uhhhh no you didn't. wrong colouring. rip me

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abessive-art · 1 year

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-- I'm gonna LOSE IT! [2/2]

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asleepinawell · 6 months

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I...I think I need to stop trying to upgrade my pets

#I'm sure there's some meta strategy out there for -12 dreaded but man #cursed pets #I do love adding to my weasel collection though #fallen london #flmp #mp #I have no clue what's going on in parabola so I'm just wandering around making poor choices #this whole time I've been like wow how can anyone get monstrous anatomy and then I maxed it in like 5 minutes #guess I can finally go back to doing the evolution story now

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heich0e · 12 days

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nepo baby touya for sure gives off broke vibes but then he says something rly out of pocket very casually in front of you and ur child of generational wealth radar starts beeping like a geiger counter

#'my family's estate' or 'the summer house' or something vague about 'staff'#you're like wait a god damn minute i just thought you were useless you're telling me you've been SPOILED this whole time?????

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