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allthebestscreennamesaregone63 · 1 year

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New drinking game among Imperial Troopers:

Take a shot every time Vader chokes a man, using the Force.

#it was crosshair's idea #the imperials almost die of alcohol poisoning #drinking game #shots #darth vader #force choking

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mroddmod · 21 days

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one of the very few to show the batch kindness back on kamino

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timetodiverge · 2 months

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OMEGA YOU LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER

#she knows EXACTLY what shes doing ahahaha #TOOTHPICK SUPREMACY #omega copying the “grownups” around her is my fave running joke #OMEGA SEE OMEGA DO #omgggg Hunter's FACE #Crosshair has no idea how to take this #had to reallly get close to confirm she does in fact have a toothpick in her mouth lol #tbb #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter

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alabyte · 2 months

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He never knew.

#HEY ACE THAT'S THE IDEA I WAS TALKING ABOUT (((:#I'm almost sure Omega never told him #tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #sw tbb spoilers #hunter #hunter tbb #wrecker #wrecker tbb #crosshair #crosshair tbb #tech #tech tbb #the bad batch #tbb #star wars #sw #the bad batch season 3

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zaana · 3 months

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I finished up an old sketch meant to be an AU, but it's rather fitting now

#the bad batch #fanart #star wars #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #crossdad #the idea was that crosshair's chip didn't activate #and he and hunter swap places #but post trailer it can be seen in all kinds of ways

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blairaptor · 2 months

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Creatures bred in some laboratory

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Omega and Crosshair with a little Jurassic Park inspiration

#the bad batch #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb #the bad batch spoilers #omega #crosshair #my art #had this idea for awhile and was intimidated to execute it but I'm happy with it #Crosshair looks different every time I draw him but I think the likeness is starting to settle #anyway I love JP and the JP vibes of the s3 opener were so good #and yeah i did the reflective eyes again it's just too fun

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here-comes-the-moose · 1 year

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One of my favorite things I have seen in Bad Batch fan works and headcanons is Omega learning (and repeating) a curse word not from Crosshair, the problem child youngest brother, but from Echo, the responsible mom of the group.

#this is something that is so funny to me you have no idea #it’s probably because my fmaily has a long tradition of kiddos learning and repeating curse words from their moms #also you absolutely KNOW that Crosshair and Wrecker would be DYING of laughter #meanwhile Echo is simultaneously horrified and insisting it couldn’t have been him she learned the word from #star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb echo

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archivistofnerddom · 7 months

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So, I was just re-watching the Bad Batch intro arc of the Clone Wars, and a thought struck me.

When Anakin, Rex, Echo, and the Batch are trapped on that pipe, Anakin (sarcastically) asks if anyone has a brilliant idea for an escape attempt . . . and then Tech pipes up that he does have a brilliant idea (thank you so much for asking, General Skywalker). And it turns out that Tech’s idea is completely batshit (ha!) nuts and Utter Ludicrous (TM).

Like, Anakin’s just standing there, clearly thinking, “Wait, that was an option? Flying out on these lizard creatures was so far done on the list of possible solutions that I didn’t even consider it . . . and I’m always involved in coming up with the Ridiculous Plans (To Succeed). This is crazy, even for me.”

And then I realized — Tech just out-Anakin-Skywalker-ed Anakin Skywalker. He surprised the guy who is known across the galaxy as being the hero without fear. Anakin got a taste of what it’s like to deal with his improvisations and plans that shouldn’t work (but somehow do).

I really hope he had a moment of clarity and self-reflection, where he thought, “Oh, so this is what that feels like. Obi-Wan was right. Dealing with someone who has a penchant for Ridiculous Plans is stressful!”

And perhaps, Obi-Wan felt an overwhelming sense of satisfaction back on Anaxes when Anakin’s realization rippled back to him through the Force.

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therealcalrissian · 6 days

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headcanon confirmed: rampart screams like a whiny little bitch

#he has no idea what he’s fucking doing #star wars #the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 3 #the bad batch star wars #tbb spoilers #admiral rampart #crosshair #wrecker #hunter #echo

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tending-the-hearth · 26 days

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broke: hunter is going to be pissed at crosshair for "letting" omega go and crosshair is going to get pissed back and they're going to argue

woke: hunter is going to recognize the choice that crosshair had to make, understand that omega is omega, and that crosshair is not to blame for missing the shot because he got attacked by an entire group of troopers, and is still suffering from ptsd and tremors from his time on tantiss and crosshair is able to convey his concerns and guilt without fear that his brothers will hate him

#the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #cross and hunter hug WHEN #if anyone understands how omega makes decisions #it's hunter #so i refuse to believe he'll be angry #crosshair is going to tell him what happened and that it was omega's idea #and hunter will immediately get it #PLEASE give me some hurt/comfort for them PLEASE #the bad batch crosshair #the bad batch hunter

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allthebestscreennamesaregone63 · 1 year

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Because the Imperial Navy is absolutely comprised of PETTY alcoholics...

This week's drinking game was based on how Darth Vader is ALWAYS addressed as, "Lord Vader," not "Darth."

((Crosshair's idea again, fight me-!))

Anyway, every time somebody just HAS to address Lord Vader by his ridiculous title, you take a shot.

The Emperor knows. He tries to bump the numbers up because this is mega Darksider fuel.

But he has to call it off after Boba Fett's TWELFTH shot of the evening, because there's no more booze to go around.

The Emperor: It has come to my attention that there is a drinking game involving Lord Vadaa's name-

Tarkin: *takes a shot*

Meanwhile, in medbay:

Krennic: *is having a massive hangover*

Crosshair: hehe, 'Lord Vadaaaaaa'

Various Regs: *assorted snickering, aggravating the aforementioned hangover*

#mine #star wars drinking games #i continue the bit #the budget went to Deathstar no 12 and now there's no alcohol #lord vadaaa #emperor palpatine aka darth wrinkles #tarkin takes a shot #it was crosshair's idea #star wars clones #boba fett can put alcohol AWAY #poor krennic

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heyclickadee · 1 year

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I was going to add a few more panels and clean this up a little more, buuuut time is kind of getting away from me again, so I’m going to leave it like this for now.

(Small request, but could y’all not tag this as a ship, please? It sort of really squicks me out.)

#the bad batch #my art #hunter bad batch #crosshair bad batch #crosshair! go home!#I’m still trying to figure out how ro draw them #and honestly how to draw #what is a hug #how do hands work #rendering? I don’t know her.#the idea here was that Crosshair was in the middle of saying something snarky #and Hunter just said screw it I’ve missed my brother it’s hug time

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523rdrebel · 4 months

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Low Battery

Crosshair x Reader (GN)

Rating: Teen, SFW

Warnings: Party Setting, Mention/Allusion to drinking alcohol, overstimulation, low social energy.

Summary: Reader is at a party and has reached their limit for social interaction. They need an escape and find it unexpectedly with a grumpy Sniper hiding in a corner.

You’d been enjoying yourself with your group of friends, the party had been fun for a while, you’d had a couple of drinks and felt comfortably warm and fuzzy, and you’d had a great time conversing about life or telling entertaining stories. But now you were at your limit. The music was too loud, pulsing in your ears and making you feel like you were in a bubble that was increasingly pressing in upon you. The crowd mingling, dancing, and drinking all around you didn’t help the uncomfortable, claustrophobic pressure, either. Your friends were talking and laughing and part of you felt bad that you could no longer follow the conversation, words blended together into an audio mush with the music and the pulsing in your ears. You smiled and nodded back when they spoke to you, but the effort it took to respond and participate socially was just too much.

You sighed, running a hand over your head and wishing you could just go home, but as you’d arrived with one of your friends, you were stuck until they were ready to leave. You stood and walked around the room under the guise of getting a new drink, seeking a quiet place to hide until you could leave and recharge in the silence of your own home. You avoided eye contact as you passed other party-goers, dodging and weaving past waving, grabbing hands and gyrating hips.

Your eyes locked onto a dark, blissfully empty corner and beelined your way towards it, only to find, to your dismay, that it was already occupied. A tall white haired man leaned in the corner, piercing eyes glaring at every person who came too close. You knew of him, others called him Crosshair, but had never met him yourself, he had a bit of a reputation for being an abrasive a-hole and loner. He had a crosshair tattoo over his eye, a little on the nose, you thought, but it looked nice on him. He gave off an intimidating, do not talk to me sort of air.

You stopped in your tracks, unsure if you should try to find another spot to hide or give up and rejoin your friends. But just the thought of making your way back through the crowd and enduring more social interaction made your skin itch, so you shook your head, squared your shoulders and headed over to the corner.

The man glowered murderously at you as you silently found an area near him with enough space between you to suggest you didn’t wish to speak, and you kept your eyes focused anywhere but on the figure beside you. You crossed your arms over your chest, hugging yourself tightly, closed your eyes, and breathed in deeply, willing time to go by faster.

Surprisingly enough, Crosshair didn’t say a word and seemed content to keep to his own space, though he continued to glower dangerously at any person who got too close. After an undetermined amount of time, and after you’d relaxed somewhat and were leaning in comfortable silence against the wall, someone lacking the ability to read the room decided to try to chat you up.

“Hey, a babe like you shouldn’t be hiding in the corner…” The intruder’s voice made you cringe and you had to fight the impulse to flee. You groaned internally and simply stared at him, unsure how to respond.

“Come on pretty thing–” He leaned in, hovering in your physical space, you tried to shrink back but had nowhere to go.

“They’re not interested, di’kut.” Crosshair snapped irritably. “And you're in my space. Leave.” The voice was low, dangerous, like a coiled snake, and it was comforting despite the shiver that ran down your spine.

The intruder stepped back, eyeing Crosshair, sizing him up before rolling his eyes and shaking his head. “Freak,” he spits the word like venom but turns around and walks away without looking back.

Relief washes over you and you let out the breath you’d been holding, offering the man a grateful smile. “Thank you,” you speak softly.

He simply shrugged, but placed himself directly beside you before returning to his vigilant and piercing glares at any further intruders to your now shared space.

The both of you remained in comfortable silence, the pressure and overstimulation had lessened, though the pulsing music and close proximity of so many people still left you feeling drained and yearning for your bed.

Crosshair chuckled slightly, a surprising sound after the long stretch of silence, “So kriffing stupid…”

You followed his gaze to a group across the room, they were chanting and shouting and lifting one obviously drunk man up off his feet. Their hold on him was shaky and precarious, everyone past the point of making good decisions. You could see it coming, the entire group fallen to the floor and it would be a miracle if any of them left without injuries. You told Crosshair as much, just before the entire group collapsed in front of your eyes and you burst into startled laughter.

You and Crosshair spend the rest of the evening in relative silence, broken only occasionally by snide comments, gossipy asides, and punctuated by massive eye rolls. You're surprised at how natural it feels, being here with Crosshair, your social battery is low but his presence seemed to cost none of the energy you usually lost. It was nice.

He kept intruders from striking up conversations and you appreciated his sarcastic commentary.

By the time your friend found you and it was time to leave, you'd enjoyed a few solid hours of quiet companionship and found you'd actually enjoyed yourself. Though you were still exhausted and would likely need a few days of little to no social interaction to recover, you felt that if every party was like this one, you’d like them so much more.

Your friend regarded you and Crosshair with much confusion, but ultimately was just happy you’d found a comfortable space to enjoy yourself. You left with a quiet smile and listened to your friend’s recounting of the events you missed the whole way home.

As you readied yourself for bed, curled up in your most comfortable blanket, your comm beeped with a message.

- Next time you need an escape, comm me. We’ll leave all the idiots behind.

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alabyte · 2 months

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Y'all remember this portrait? Yeah well I spontaneously wanted to do a full design :D

Dude's been stuck on some anomalous planet for half a year now, and the environment there makes wearing full armor all the time pretty uncomfortable. Does that stop Crosshair from being a militaristic style icon? Nuh-uh.

#I like to design #although I would appreciate it if my brain would give me ideas at other than 2AM #but well #crosshair tbb #crosshair #the bad batch #tbb #sw #star wars

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zaana · 9 months

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