#it was all just slightly off. but maybe that's ok bc i wouldn't be doing ASSIGNMENTS if i worked for her. i would be seeing clients
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i’ve submitted well over 50 job applications this summer. tell me why the one (1) position i’ve made the most progress toward is one i didn’t even apply for???* and THEN. yesterday. one of my preceptors from the internship i just finished emailed me out of the blue like Hey i'm gonna have an open position at my private practice soon, are you interested?** girl what the fuck is going on here***
#* i was interviewing for a part time gig and halfway thru guy was was like Oh we also have this totally different position you might like!!#(i'm two interviews in and it's got big pros and cons but it's full time with salary good benefits and great opportunities#but the job itself is not exactly my bag#but it also def wouldn't be a long term thing#the woman from the second interview said she'd have one of the current RDs in that role give me a call so i can ask more questions ab it)#** honestly a great opportunity but two things give me pause:#1. i really enjoyed my time with that rotation and my preceptor was SO kind and lovely but#it seemed like we were just communicating on different wavelengths. like i'd ask a question and then she'd give me an irrelevant answer.#she'd give me an assignment and it would take me two or three tries to get what she wanted.#it was all just slightly off. but maybe that's ok bc i wouldn't be doing ASSIGNMENTS if i worked for her. i would be seeing clients#and 2. the pay is weirdly not good. like SIGNIFICANTLY less than comparable listings i've seen#but i applied for all those and got rejected bc i don't have experience lol so maybe it'd be worth it for a little while#just to get my foot in the door#and i think it would be very flexible and i would start off with a small case load anyway so maybe i could just do it part time#while i do something else full time#bc tbh i also want to work as much as i can (without burning out) while i'm here in tx to take advantage of the lack of state income tax#and lbr if i learned anything from my internship experience it's that i hate being bored and i like variety#how great would it be to bounce between like inpatient acute care and outpatient counseling constantly. keep this brain ENGAGED!#*** the gatekeeping in this profession is unfuckingreal#like i KNEW this profession in particular was too much about ~networking~ and ~who you know~ but#i didn't think it would be this fucking bad
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Ok this request might be a bit specific but can you write headcanons for halsin,astarion ,dammon karlach and lae'zel (feel free to add any other character if you want) when their petite partner comes back from fighting the god of death and suddenly they're towering over them? (It's temporary but they'll take advantage of the fact that they can carry halsin)
This happened to me in my play through, I kept trying to remove items from my inventory because I was slower and it wasn't until I came across halsin in the camp that I was like " hold on... Halsin why are you so tiny???" Then realised
LMAO i have never had this!!! do you change size during the myrkul battle? that's SO funny if so. gonna change the prompt to be a bit less specific, but will still include a size change! under a cut bc nsfw, minors dni
Astarion
your shadow falls over him. he looks up. and up, and up. "oh... darling. you've... grown."
you apologise and tell him that this is only temporary, but he really doesn't seem to mind it all that much.
sits in your lap and likes to feel very small, curling up like a cat. you can practically hear him purr.
when you go to bed that night, if you're intimate, he'll enjoy straddling you and feeling how wide his legs have to splay around your wide hips.
he falls asleep on top of you, like you're his giant pillow. it makes him feel safe and protected.
he's woken up when you're back to your usual size, slapping at him to move off you - he's crushing you!
Halsin
he feels relieved not to be the tall one for once. it's nice for him to look up at you!
"my, when you're this size, i can appreciate all of you so much more... see magnified what nature has blessed you with..."
if you're comfortable with your size he wildshapes into something small so that he can really enjoy how big you are. little cat halsin nestled in your huge shirt <3
pick him up and carry him to bed. he's thrilled.
when you lay together that night he labours over every lovely inch of you, musing in great detail about how wonderful you are, how he enjoys you feeling so large compared to him...
but the next day he is just as happy to have you back to your normal body. no matter how you look, you are perfect.
Karlach
like Halsin, she is so pleased to be the small one for a while.
keeps wanting to compare the size of her hand to yours. they're so big now! amazing!
can't stop giggling when you reach down to kiss her. likes it when you cup her face.
when you have sex, she's thrilled by how small she feels, how you can take control of her a bit physically.
afterwards she just lays there going. "wow. wow. WOW."
lets you know that she wouldn't mind a repeat performance...
Lae'zel
is confused, but you can see her try and hide a smile.
"an interesting development. is this permanent?" "it shouldn't be." "hmm. then we shall explore what it means later."
before you go to bed, she's pleased to have you slightly stronger in order to help her around the camp. you can hold her weapons and stuff for her while she sharpens them lmao
at night you can tell she's thrilled when she dominates you and you're this size. you're both even more exhausted than usual the next day, and she's just smug.
Dammon
you walk into his forge and start knocking stuff over accidentally
probably bang your head too...
he's so surprised and helps you get your bearings, asking what's happened.
you explain you took this elixir and in order to help him more in the forge... but now you're just causing a ruckus.
he smiles sweetly and brings you down for a kiss, reassuring you there's no problem and it was a sweet idea.
probably gets you to sit to the side and keep him company while he works though, he doesn't want you hurting yourself!
and bonus:
Gale
my man loves to be thrown around a bit. prove me wrong.
eyes light up when you walk in.
does a lot of experiments to test your altered strength. you suggest maybe you'd prefer to explore hypotheticals in the bedroom...
you pick him up and carry him, bridal-style, to the bedroom.
pin him against the wall and suck his cock until he's a whimpering mess...
you need a lot of aftercare for him because he becomes easily overstimulated but keeps asking for more. wears his massive love bites with pride the next day <3
#astarion x tav#astarion x reader#gale x tav#gale x reader#halsin x tav#halsin x reader#karlach x tav#karlach x reader#lae'zel x tav#lae'zel x reader#dammon x tav#dammon x reader#dammon bg3 x reader#my writing#request
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i scream, you scream 🔪
ghostface!ryujin x fem!reader
warnings: trigger warning, phone sex, g!itzy, masturbation, horror themes, this isn't too accurate to the movies bc im too chicken to finish the first movie TwT, noncon
word count:847
kinktober ff, first attempting after a long time of writing, I’m not out of hiatus just yet but I wanted to have a part in this smut’s festivities xD enjoy besties
despite all the news and gossip from school your day was going surprisingly well, a bit too well making your stomach turn as you walked home. entering the door you began checking every lock and hole was closed tight before retiring into your living room waiting for your parents to return. mindlessly watching a tv show you get a text saying that their plans were taking longer than expected and assure you that they would be home before you went to school the following day. wrapping your arms around each other in an attempt to calm yourself down you decided the best place to be was room, turning off the tv you stand up to walk over when your phone begins to ring.
"unknown caller...maybe it's from their hotel room? they did mention that they would call to wish me goodnight?...hello? mom? dad?"
"scary night, isn't it?"
"huh?"
"being all alone at home must make you scared, perfect time to watch a scary movie wouldn't you agree?"
chills travel down your spine when you recognize the tone of his voice, chaeryeong had mentioned it one of the last times you spoke to her. it seemed to be just a rumor or tall tale to scare the freshman but now hearing it for yourself you felt your knees go weak.
"w-who is this?"
"i just wanna play a game." remembering the consequence of those who hung up on this ghostface killer you slowly make your way to your room and shut the blinds clutching your phone.
"a-and what happens if i refuse?"
"well i'll just tell everyone about how you masturbate every night to a certain female student~" your cheeks redden and breathing becomes short and shallow, wondering how they knew that detail your thoughts are cut off with their harsh words. "if you don't want this secret to get out or for me to come in, there's something i want you to do."
"wait you don't know-" a quick faraway knock on your front door makes your eyes widen and dart to the source of the noise. immobilized by fear you stay completely frozen in the center of your bed.
"you getting scared?"
"...n-no."
"then follow my rules and i'll let you off with a...warning." whimpering a response, the voice behind the phone chuckles and sighs contently. "all i want you to do is show me how you would get off with ryujin if she were there. let me hear every noise you make and don't hold back or else~" your brain and body still haven't comprehended the request leaving you quiet on the other side of the call, they get impatient and sigh. "here let me help a bit…” after a brief pause and muffled movements the other caller clears their throat. “hey doll~" snapping out of your trance you hear ryujin's voice and begin to tremble.
"ryujin? what are you doing with that psycho?? have they hurt you in anyway?"
"i'm ok doll, just a bit bruised but glad to hear your voice. although i was told to keep talking to you and you would do the rest?" remembering the request, you take a deep breath and close your eyes.
a tear falls down your face as you spread your legs open sliding off your sweats and panties. trying to focus on ryujin and her voice you circle around your clit wishing it was her tongue slowly tasting you. opening your legs wider your fingers trace your inner thigh as the ryujin in your thoughts grips them open before eating you out. your fingers sliding in and out of you causes you to let out a breathy moan, ryujin's tone quickens making you finger yourself faster as your fantasy starts building up towards the climax.
your back slightly arched you move your other hand to play with your nipple making you grit your teeth to stop a loud moan from being heard by your crush when the phone call goes dead. unaware of the silence from the other side nor of your front door being picked and opened footsteps closer to your bedroom door.
"hey doll!" a tight knot in your stomach began to form when your eyes open to reveal ryujin hovering over you with a long black robe on. an evil sly grin written all over her face she gets on your bed and pins you against it. "i had to see this part for myself, i've always wanted to know what it felt like to make you feel as good as you sound some nights."
your mouth opens but words fail to come out as you watch ryujin strip bare with red stains splatter across her chest. her erection is clearly evident as it teases your entrance, gripping your wrists above your head she bends down and gives you a long hungry stare licking her lips as she takes the time to see each curve and bump on your body.
"from now on i promise you are not to be alone again. let me finish what we started on the call, be a dear and give me a loud scream won't you?"
#itzy hard hours#itzy hard thoughts#itzy smut#ryujin hard thoughts#ryujin hard hours#g!p itzy#itzy#gp!itzy#ryujin imagines#ryujin imagine#ghostface!au#ghostface!ryujin#horror!itzy#horror!ryujin#ryujin#scream imagine#hannie.writes#itzy imagines#itzy imagine#ryujin itzy#itzy ryujin#ryujin x reader#ryujin x fem reader#ryujin x you#ryujin x yn
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Hiya idk if your requests are open but if they are can I get a jackass image/fic (Platonic) where reader gets dumped by their partner
This is kinda hard to explain
But yk how some people write a fic and there multiple people in that in fic that's kinda what I'm thinking like something with whatever jackass guys you want
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hiiiiii, yes they are open, sorry ive been really busy lately so i havent posted
i did headcanons bc i dont really know how to write full fics, also i did johnny, steve-o, ryan, bam and pontious :) hope you like it!!!!
Platonic!Johnny Knoxville/ Steve-o/ Bam Margera/ Ryan Dunn/ Chris Pontious x reader who has just been dumped
Johnny Knoxville
(im really sorry his is gonna be short bc i have no idea what to write for him)
Ok so i feel like Johnny would definetly hug you and tell you that it's going to be okay
Like some motivational dad talk lmao
Because his way of comforting you is most likely talking about it
And if you don't want to talk about it then he 100% understands and tells you that he's here for you
Probably watches a comedy movie/show with you so you will laugh
Orders takeout or makes food himself
Just like makes sure you feel alright and makes you forget about the person who just dumped you
Does anything you ask him to
In general he's really gentle about it
Steve-O
I feel like Steve-O wouldn't really be into the whole talking thing
I mean like he definetely will listen to you rant if you need to but he just wouldn't really know what to say
It also depends on what era it is
Because if he's sober then he's incredibly sweet and like Johnny probably watches a movie with you
But if he's not sober then he'll 100% suggest going to the bar and getting shit faced after like 10 minutes of hearing you talk about the breakup
And like honestly you two would have so much fun that night
Drinking and laughing
Honestly maybe even crying
If you don't want to go to the bar then he understands and goes by himself
Lmao jk he's not that mean
He might whine a bit but if you really don't want to go then he gets it and you guys probably fall asleep on the couch watching some early 2000s cartoon
Bam Margera
Now here's the deal with Bam
He totally and completely gets it and is there for you
But he will also suggest that you guys go skate to let some anger out
If you can skate it's not even gonna be a suggestion
He'll literally grab you, pull you off of the couch and throw you in the car to go to the skatepark
If you don't know how to skate he says that he'll help you and while you're there he "teaches" you different tricks but in reality he's just having fun and he may have slightly forgotten that you can't skate
Once you guys are done you probably hit up a gas station, buy some snacks and sit on the sidewalk
In the middle of converstation he'll ask if you're okay and if there's anything else he can do
Bam's an amazing friend so he'll help in any way he can
If the person who dumped you was a guy and was a total asshole then he definetely calls Dunn and they "talk" to him
You guys spend the rest of the night listening to HIM and maybe even smoking
Ryan Dunn
Bro when I tell you that Ryan is the best friend anyone could have I mean it
I mean like first of all he would 100% give you an AMAZING hug and tell it's gonna be alright
Then he would probably take you to the store and buy you whatever snacks and/or drinks you wanted
You guys would spend the rest of the afternoon/evening/night/whenever talking and watching tv
He shares some of his stories on how he got dumped and tells you that he knows how you feel and wants to make you as happy as possible
If you want to laugh then he'll put on some show or tell you funny stories
If you want to cry then he will totally cry with you
If you're mad then he will first try to calm you down and if that doesn't work he'll find an abandoned building or something where you guys can break stuff
If the rest of the viva la bam/cky guys hear about what you guys are doing they will 100% join you (and if you don't want them to Ryan tells them to fuck off)
Ryan's the definition of the sweetest friend anyone could have
Chris Pontious
Lets get one thing straight
Chris is the funniest person on the planet
So when you tell him about you getting dumped, his goal is to make you laugh as much as possible
Whether that's while you're crying
Or when you guys are talking about other things
He tries to get your mind off of it and he does anything to do it
Even if he totally embarasses himself in the process
As long as you're laughing he's happy
He's also really good at talking so if you don't want him to make jokes 24/7 he'll 100% listen and talk to you about other things
I feel like he gives really but also kinda stupid advice
Idk how to explain it
Maybe its the fact that normally everything that comes out of this dudes mouth is goofy as fuck
Or maybe its just the fact that he hasn't fully stopped making jokes
Whatever it is the advice is still pretty good
And he is still fully devoted to making you happy
Also please laugh at his jokes
Even if they're kinda bad
It'll boost his ego so much lmao
#jackass#jackass x reader#viva la bam#viva la bam x reader#bam margera#bam margera x reader#jackass number two#jackass the movie#bam margera headcanons#bam margera imagine#johnny knoxville headcanons#johnny knoxville x reader#johnny knoxville#steve o#steve-o#steveo x reader#steve-o x reader#ryan dunn#ryan dunn x reader#ryan dunn headcanons#chris pontius#chris pontious x reader#chris pontious
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To the SPN fans that are hating on good omens rn bc of the leak, I hope you choke. I've seen some really nasty shit today from some of my (now unfollowed) followers whom I followed for spn content. So let's make one thing clear from actual posts ive seen today:
-Saying that the "wrong angels kissed", is...homophobic. I was with destiel from beginning to end and yeah we were completely shafted, but it's not okay to then say that other gay couples in media aren't allowed to kiss just because they aren't the ones you thought were hot. Jesus christ didn't think I needed to write that one down for ya-bo burnham
-I saw so much fatphobia about how Castiel deserved a kiss more than Aziraphel bc "he has far more sex appeal." Wtf wtf wtf. How do you live with yourselves saying that shit?You can pry Micheal Sheens body type Aziraphel out of my cold dead hands, you CW brainwashed morons!
-hate against the author for some reason, no one is willing to give specifics about it, but I think the majority of them maintain that GO is not good rep because they didn't kiss and now they are claiming pandering or something? Honestly that guy has only ever stood with the writers guild and queer people his whole career from what I find so I don't think it's fair whatever hate they are spouting. He isnt even saying he is upset with fans that saw or shared the video. Hes being super nice about it!
-I will say, non of us SPN fans have a fucking leg to stand on when it comes to hating something bc of the authors, OK. I saw someone saying the writing for spn was better and I can say you did not watch the show. I loved spn but don't do the late Terry Pratchett like this. He did nothing wrong
-on that same ish strain, as an ace person who thrives off queerplatonic relationships in media, maybe they kiss, I dunno. I just have to wait until the season comes out. Not 1 SPN fan gets to bitch about GO asexualty rep when SPN never even tried that route with any of its characters. But also ace characters are allowed to kiss, so you can write them that way of you want and interpret them that way if you want still. This is your viewing experience.
-this leak is truly not the same as the SPN yo a ti leak, solely bc the episode hasn't aired yet. "None of you GO fans would have survived the yo a ti leak." No I think you wouldn't bc the spn leak was clinging to an already mangled straw, while the angel's in GO are queer already. Queer queer queer and no amount of kissing or lack thereof is going to change that. We have no idea what happens in that episode of GO, but we saw the creators butcher the only moment in the show that could have meant anything real for queer viewers in SPN.
-"SPN crowly was kissing dudes first so this one is not that impressive". I see two cakes. One was made with the intent to make gay people look evil, but over time got kinda funny and a little better bc gay people liked it, and the other was about telling an interesting story about how love is so important, especially at the end of the world, and gay people liked that one too! So for me it's YaY two cakes!
-again the anti aziraphel is so plainly just fatphobia. You have no excuses. Sorry you don't think someone who looks like a slightly chubby micheal sheen could ever get kissed by someone who looks like David tennant, but you are not only wrong, you are also childish.
OK I'm done. Go watch good omens s2 when it comes out for my fucking sanity please. Or don't if all you are going to do is try to rip it apart like you do to all media that tries to be better.
#good omens#good omens discourse#fatphobia#supernatural#destiel#crowly x aziraphale#they are ace to me your honor#im ace and i sometimes want a smooch#good omens 2#good omens s2 spoilers
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NIA OMFG SO ABT THE DATING APP POST U MADE (replies could not handle the novel I am about to impose on you)
the way I am so in love with iwa but he’s the epitome of not my irl type 😭 gym bros and their bland responses to hinge prompts scare me and I feel that he would have the exact profile you were talking abt. his redeeming quality would be like. a dog.
SAME WITH ATSUMU AND IT PAINS ME. PHYSICALLY PAINS ME BC THAT IS MY HUSBAND.
Bokuto would be the exception to the gym bro thing bc he is also a himbo and it shows (in the best way possible) and no one can resist that.
half of hq would not be my type irl and the other half that would be?? I’d be too scared to try to match cause they’re. gorgeous??????? Hello???
HOWEVER Akashi’s profile would totally be like cafe date vibes, libraries and very just. CALMING AND NICE AND I’D DO THE SAME AS YOU. The only thing is I think his prompt responses (I’m on hinge so this is the only dating app format ik) wouldn’t really give you tooooo much to work with but it’s ok no one can be perfect.
I think kuroo’s would be like super bf material tho. Like the kind of profile that you’re certain gets a lot of interaction and makes you wonder if he’s even active on the app anymore LOL. also gives good responses, he’s just slightly dorky but it’s so endearing and it adds to the appeal of his profile.
I think suna’s would be super chill with like humorous undertones and I’d probably end up trying to match with him bc of that. he gives gooddddd responses that are genuinely fun and non repetitive. he’s also not dry if you end up matching.
yk what no I’m giving atsumu a chance here. his prompt responses are. interesting to say the least. dry. he comes across a bit cocky. but his pictures don’t if that makes sense??? like he comes off as a genuinely sweet guy in his photos and videos. maybe I’m just too soft for him and I’m projecting, this is embarrassing.
I wanna add something abt oikawa but I genuinely cannot think of anything other than his photos would be insanely aesthetic and pretty. responses need a bit of work and his opening lines come off a bit strong but. it’s okay. he’s perfect and can do no wrong imo 🤷🏻♀️
ANYWAY SORRY I JUST GOT EXCITED AND WANTED TO SHARE. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO THE SMAU, I WOULD EAT THAT UP!!!!!
HAIII REV!! EXACTLY. exactly. i'm sorry but not even a dog is enough for me i'm like Omg little dog and then don't match I'm sorry hajime.. Bokuto... my cutie pie naoooo 😭😭 i'd like to hope he'd answer the prompts cutely/in a funny way but i still wouldn't think we'd match well and skip him... BUT!!!! I think if they replied to one of my prompts i'd reply...?! < girl who Never Ever matches first Ever. like there's a photo where their smile looks very cutesie and i'm like Why not!
Akaashi. 🙂teehee. my favoritism i'm sorry everybody. he doesn't really have photos of himself so he has to ask friends for some and there's like one photo that's dimly lit where he's smiling with fluffy hair that would make my jaw drop and tears form in my eyes i'd want him so bad. one of his prompt answers would be like. a joke about how tired he is with all the work he has. something kind of basic But i love him so it's ok. for me specifically i mention my dislike for HTTYD 3 and i think he'd reply and be like wait you're so right can u explain more or something like that and I would Start Crying tears Of Joy PLEAASELEAASE PLEAPSAPPSLEPLEPA
omg kuroo. i understand. i actually first had the idea he looks kind of dorky (/affectionate) but he has a couple good photos and a meme and it's like Oh he's so real for that. also he's totaallyyy somebody who does an audio prompt 😭 it's something fawking stupid /Affectionate and i'd show my irls and we'd be like wait he's kinda cute while we laugh BJSHFBJSD there's also a group photo somewhere on there ! and maybe a video where you can hear him cackling! silly guy...
suna would have a stupid ass block text meme somewhere on his profile LOLLL there's a photo where he's in his room in the dark but i can also imagine he has one with good lighting outside that's one of the few he has... he Would be funny! he's all lowercase until u say something that gets him to laugh and he goes LMFAOOOOO WAIT and it's like Yes I got a good grade in Hinge. BFJSHBJSB
ATSUMU! totally has a pic where he's showing off his muscles or spiking But also wait he looks kind of cute and dorky in this other photo and also his prompt responses are funny this is crazy? I UNDERSTAND!!! maybe it could be like... he's not someone you'd swipe on initially but he sees Your profile and tries to switch it up to cater to you before replying to one of your prompts LOL. and maybe there's a pic of him helping samu make onigiri or just... something kind of domestic that makes u go oh alright he's nice?!
HMM OIKAWA.... also a volleyball pic somewhere. maybe with a medal or trophy of his LOL. but he can take good selfies Unfortunately smhhh /j so you're like aw fuck... i think i'd be like oh you're out of my league or Not my type but if that kind of guy replies to one of your prompts...Would you not be a little curious to see how that convo goes. he's good looking enough that he could just like people's first pic and move on but You're special and Funny and he's Curious okay!!!
THANK U!!! HTANKYEWWW I LOVE THINKING AND TALKING AND SHARING AND HEARING IDEAS IT'S SO FUNSIES NEVER APOLOGIZE 2 ME! i have So many smau series ideas bouncing around in my head i've never tried but if i ever do this one...U will b the first 2 know.
#🧾nia.answers#<3 rev#the not my type and then gorgeous people SOOO REAL!!#so many charas wouldnt be my type on hinge bc im so absurdly picky My bad guys#it wouldnt be as bad in person but!! ur dating app profile! Im Picky!!!#and like. i have soo many smau ideas. So many.#dating app. celeb meet cute. uni au / unknowingly knowing ur moot in person. band au. streamer(s) au. so many#i should probably find time to do my fawking oneshots before i try a series LOL but myannnn..#One day.
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hi my love! i was thinking about a Eddie Munson x reader where they have a date and she wants to suprise him with her new clothes you know sweatpants, really short tank top, thongs yk😏well she will wear something like girls wear right now, and he will be really jelaous bc other man are looking at you.
something like this yk. i know its stupid but lets just imagine that.
WE'RE GOING HOME
Warnings: Eddie being a bit of a perv I guess.
Pairings: Eddie munson x Fem!reader
Summary: ^^^^
Note: ok so startcourt mall is still standing and this is kinda modern in clothes wise.
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Eddie had apologized profusely for not being able to pick you up for your date today, you had told him it was fine over and over again but he felt like he let you down.
Little did he know you had went shopping the day prior with a couple of your friends, and boy was Eddie going to love the clothes you got.
Eddie was waiting for you outside at the mall. It wasn't the typical type of date, but he knew you didn't mind walking around a mall for hours, getting food, maybe watch a movie and get ice cream from scoops, so that's what he planned to do with you.
Eddie watched as you approached him from afar. He didn't know what to say. Eddie wasn't the type of person to tell you what to and what no to wear, but he definitely didn't want you wearing that, although he would never say it out loud.
The thong showing from your sweats caught a lot of unwanted attention from the boys whistling at you while they walked past.
Eddie gulped at he saw the little top covering your chest, he knew how beautiful you were, and he knew how boys were, it wasn't that he didn't trust YOU, it was that he didnt trust THEM.
"Hey, eds" you beamed while throwing your arms around his neck, making him bend down to connect his hands to your hips. He looked to the side and saw 3 guys looking jealous, so just to piss them off, Eddie lifted your chin up so he could attach his lips to yours.
"Hello, sweetheart" he greeted you.
You had grabbed his hand inside the mall with him trailing behind you. Your hair was slightly messy from the wind, but you looked great nevertheless. You always did in his eyes.
You didnt tell him you went there the day before, he didnt have to know.
You pulled him into the music store, looking for new vinyl records cause yours and Eddie's favorite band came out with a new album.
"You look over there and I'll look over here" you told him and disconnected your hands, going to opposite ends of the small store.
He couldn't help but stare at you as you skimmed through the records. Your hoop earring shining against the light above you, the necklace going down to the valley of your breasts, the fading lip gloss you had applied making your lips look so plum and kissable. He couldn't stand it. He looked to the side to see all the men and teen boys gazing at you with heart eyes. But his eyes diverted his eye sight from them to you as he heard your sweet gasp.
"I found it" you jumped up and down a little. Making your chest jiggle a bit. He wouldn't deny he was staring, he wasn't being very subtle about it.
He had walked over to you and took it from your hands, placing a kiss on your temple before he walked to the counter and played for it.
You looked around once you walked out of the music store.
"Ice cream?" He suggested.
"You already know" he smiled at your sweet giggles and hooked arms with you as you walked to scoops
"Ahoy! What could I get for you two?" Steve turned around once Robin had pointed to the new coming customers.
"One French vanilla and one rocky road thanks" Eddie replied to the Harrington boy who looked a little too focused on looking at you than noticing Eddie standing beside you
"Have a nice day" Steve winked at you as he extended his hands, full of the icecream cones for you to take from him
"You too!" You grinned as you grabbed the rocky road cone and watched out of scoops with him by your side
Eddie observed as you made your way to lick the scoop.
"Wnna try mine?" Eddie questioned, holding his French vanilla out to you.
"Sure" you said and tasted his. The melted white liquid on the side of your mouth didnt go unnoticed by him as he tried to contain himself from admiraring the scene of it in front of him, his eyes gazing from your excited eyes to your mouth. The scene was magical. But just because he could see it doesn't mean it went unnoticed by the boys around you.
Eddie pulled you closer to him by wrapping his arm around your shoulder, seeing the look on your face while you looked at the icecream and licking it.
"You ok?" You asked cluelessly.
"Just peachy" he responded at went back to eating his ice cream.
"I'll be back in a minute, I'm just going to put this stuff in the bin, ok? Stay right here, sweetheart" he told you as he walked to the bin, not so far away from you. He tossed the rubbish in the bin and turned to walk back to you. Seeing guys walk towards you in droves. But one guy caught his eye.
Now, you had graduated high school two years ago, when Eddie was supposed to graduate, he was supposed to be up there with you, so you had no idea who was coming your way like sonic.
That's why the sight of Jason Carver in front of you, making his move pissed Eddie off, he wasn't going to admit he was jealous, but he was, he knew you were beautiful and that's why it was a miracle you had chosen him. But if you had caught Jason Carver's eye, Eddie wouldn't even exist.
"Hey" Jason greeted.
"Uh, hi?" You smiled cluelessly at the blonde boy in front of you
"Jason, Jason Carver" the boy smirked at you
"Yes, yes. I think we all know your name, Jason. I think even Australia knows your name, so you can go find another one" Eddie came up behind him and stopped it before it got any further than his name
"Back off, freak. I got her first" Jason warned.
Eddie's fists turned into a ball and his jaw clenched tightly at his words. He wasn't going to hit him. He was just jealous and angry at him.
"Eddie?" You saw the look on his face and you grew concerned about it.
"We're going home, sweetheart. We'll finish our date at my place" Eddie announced and pushed Jason out of the way, making his way to you to lead you out of the mall.
Eddie opened the door to his van for you and didnt wait for you to get in for him to go to the driver's seat.
He shut the door and waited for you to properly get in before he leaned over to your side and smashed him lips onto yours forcefully. Taking all the jealousy out onto it.
"Why would you do that" he breathed unsteadily
"Do what? I didn't do anything" you shrugged
"You know exactly what you did, and your never going to do it again" he glared at you
"I was just trying to show you my new clothes" you smiled cheekily
"And I'm going to show you them on my bedroom floor when we get home"
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I hope you enjoyed that😂
I'm sorry if it's not as long as you wanted but I tried.
#eddie munson#eddie munson x fem!reader#stranger things#eddie munson smut#eddie munson x henderson!reader#fanfic#joseph quinn#steve harrington#joe keery#eddie munson x shy!reader#eddie munson st#stranger things fan#stranger things 4#eddie munson imagine#imagines#request
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Little drabble I've thought of writing for a while... Wa//lly is hanging out with Ba//rn//aby, and farts in front of him for the first time... teasing ensues
CW: farts (obviously), teasing/humiliation
Barn and Wally are hanging out at Barn's house. Barn has a nice, big bed (bc of course he does) so him and Wally are able to comfortably rest on it together. Barn's sitting upright against the headboard, while Wally is lying on his stomach, just listening to his best friend. He's cuddling up against a bone-shaped pillow, a favorite of Barn's many pillows that cover the bed. He's resting his head against the top and the bottom is getting squeezed gently between his thighs.
"So I says," Barnaby started. "and then he disappeared without a tres! eheheheheheh!"
"Ha. ha. ha. That's funny, Barnaby."
"Aw, thanks pal. You're always lookin out for me."
"Well... it's what friends do... I think."
Barnaby laughs again. He continued talking and Wally continued to listen. He wasn't much for talking, so he was a great listener. This time, however, he could hardly focus. No, he wasn't disassociating like usual. At least, he wasn't trying to, but something was making him. His tummy was starting to ache. He could feel little bubbles shifting around inside of him. Clearly the chili dogs him and Barnaby had earlier were not sitting well. Barn seemed completely fine, being used to foods like that, but Wally didn't eat chili regularly so his tummy wasn't working well with it.
Wally knew what it was. He knew he was full of gas, and that he had to get it out now. But he didn't want to. He didn't want to be rude, but with the way he was positioned, with his stomach against the pillow and his legs spread slightly, it was kinda hard. It was no use fighting it. He relaxed a little and pushed out a silent, airy fart. It had to have gone on for 30 seconds straight. He felt his belly deflate and shrink as the warm air rushed out of him, into the open air and against Barn's pillow. The seat of his pants slowly warmed up as well, which admittedly felt really good, almost as good as the cramps disappearing from his midsection. He let out a slight sigh when it was over.
Then the smell hit Barn.
Wally didn't think the fart would have a smell, but then he smelled it himself. He was hoping Barn wouldn't say anything about it but-
"Whoooo!" Barnaby fanned his nose with his huge mitt. He was in the middle of talking about what Howdy was rambling about when a smell of rotten apples mixed with chili hit his nose and stopped him. "Jeez, what's that smell?"
"Oh." Wally's face was faintly orange. Hopefully he wouldn't know that was him. "Uh... I'm... not... sure..."
Barn could tell Wally was being a little suspicious. He knew a little teasing wouldn't be so bad.
"Heh. Maybe a skunk just walked past the house."
Wally's face got more orange. "Uh... maybe..."
"Actually, the egg salad in my fridge prolly went off now that I think about it." He was grinning ear to ear.
The flush on Wally's face grew to his ears. "That has to be it..."
"Oh, I know. I think something died under the house."
Wally's stomach turned as he shoved his face into the pillow. "It doesn't smell that bad!" He said into the pillow, hoping Barn wouldn't hear.
"Oh I don't know, pal," Barn continued. "I think I saw a few flowers die outside... and the paint's pealing over there... oh, I know! Maybe it's coming from you!"
Wally lifted his head, his eyes pointing downward as if he were angry and his face still orange. "Not... at... all..." Just as he said this, he accidentally push a little audible fart into the pillow. it was still muffled but both Wally and Barn could hear. Wally shoved his face back into the pillow as Barn chuckled.
"Fine... it... was... me..."
"Heh. Sorry, buddy. I kinda knew it was you."
"You did?"
"Yeah. I thought I'd tease you a little, but I didn't think you'd take it so hard. Sorry bout that."
"Oh, it's ok," Wally said as he sat up, still sitting on the pillow. "I didn't mean to... do that... my stomach was hurting so bad... I felt like I was gonna explode... I tried to hold it but-"
"Aw, don't worry about it. I actually thought it was kinda cute."
"Cute?"
"Yeah. hehe. I didn't think you could make a smell like that..." He looked over and finally realized what Wally was sitting on. He didn't seem too pleased. "...and against my favorite pillow too."
Just then Barnaby's stomach growled. He held his mitt against it in discomfort.
"Ughh!" Barn said. "I think I had too much chili." He gently lifted himself slightly off the bed and blasted a loud, long bubbling fart against the blanket. It vibrated the bed violently for a solid 10 seconds. Barn sighed and waved his mitt.
"Phew!" He exclaimed. "That's better!"
"Wow Barn..." He waved the stink away from his face. It was a little unbearable. He had never heard Barn fart before and now he never wanted to again. "That was..."
"Huge? I know." Barn said. "But we're best friends. If you wanna fart around me, go ahead. It's natural."
"You're right..." Wally said, releasing another silent toot against the pillow, this time however, the hissing of the fart was loud enough to hear, which made Wally blush a little.
"Hey! That's my pillow!" Barn exclaimed.
"Ha. Ha. Ha... ok then... have it back..." He took the pillow out from underneath him and flung the back of it into Barn's face.
"Eww, Buddy!" He laughed. Then he took the blanket that was underneath his butt and threw it on top of Wally, who retched right before pulling the blanket off, his hair coming undone.
"That was gross..." Wally said, smiling even though he got a face full of butt fumes.
"Heheheheh! Serves you right!" The two laughed. Deep down, despite how embarrassed Wally was, he was really happy. Because now he knew he could be fully comfortable around his best friend.
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Phew, uh... I've been wanting to write this for a while. I know I've been posting a lot of WH eprocto stuff, but this is what happens when two interests combine. I can't just keep it to myself... that would be selfish lol
#eproctophilia#playfellowxxx#gassyfellowxxx#eprocto#fart kink#gassy#farts#farting#guy fart#gassy guy
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when do you think tom first planned to use the sticker on greg?
from the very moment conner was explaining what the stickers were, the thought of greg entered his head? (with a fun little smile at the idea?) and then the mini heartbreak of the bathroom scene, and then he decided, yknow what, I still want him, I still want to claim him as mine? (I'm still going to fight for his job by my side because I still want him to come with me)
or do you think it was after the bathroom scene, and tom finds the stickers in his pocket, and he's holding them and thinking goddammit I still want to keep him? and maybe realises he needs to show him that he's got him. or claim him as his own and no one else's, not the sibling's, and then in the actual moment it just turned way more tender because how could it not with those seductive sad eyes.
it's minor differences but it's sooooo interesting. because tom had those stickers in his pocket knowing he was going to place one on greg, after letting him squirm just a little bit. and I'm just fascinated when tom got that idea. and was it something he always wanted to do, or was it instead/also a recognition that greg needed a gesture.
and because like...it so easily could have been a little bit of a bitter possessive thing? like, this is a chain, stop having ideas to run off to other people, I'm sick of it, your mine. but instead the moment felt SO comforting? like sweetie shhh it's ok, no need to be fretful anymore, I promised to take care of you and I have, because I want you with me.
I just. tom WHEN did you think to sticker greg and WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD when you decided to or even decided you were still going to even after greg got skittish. I need answers, wambsgans, and they're probably written all over your romantic fucking heart
omg first of all I SWEAR TO GOD i answered this!!! but i might have hit delete by accident on my phone SOB i'm sorry so let me try again.
second of all WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR ROMANTIC FUCKING HEART DO NOT SAY THAT TO MEEEEe oh god that's so true, fuck. ough!!!! you'd find greg's fingerprints there too, i'd bet. as for when he decided i honestly don't know but your thoughts of when it was is all interesting bc it alters the meaning of the sticker scene very slightly in different ways!
i think... i think he maybe had the thought as sort of like, something in his mind when connor said "covet" because he didn't end up putting any stickers on anything, so clearly he wasn't interested in anything material [throw out all of your stuff for love] and he didn't want anything connected to the roys [linking back to this ask wrt to tom wanting to break out of the whole roy bullshit and take greg with him thereby "castrating" him of his roy lineage] and maybe he looked at them for a moment like oh haha, yeah, if i Could put this on anything i'd put it on greg. but it was a throwaway thought. greg wouldn't want that, the last time i did something that insane he wasn't interested.
but then came the bathroom fight and i think that bitchslap kinda knocked some sense into him. they moved towards each other and i Know it wasn't to fight more. but then he had to leave bc he had to sort out a battle plan and he was hurt and frustrated and god damnit greg, why why why. then he saw the stickers in his hand [which he held with his ring hand by the way. which greg also snorted coke off of, and KISSED beforehand, and kissing of the ring indicates subordination and devotion as well as exchanging of souls, plus the fact tom was going to sit with GREG AND HIS FAMILY at the funeral. you see where i'm going with this.] and i think he probably remembered his silly little idea and stored that away. and then later on in the finale when greg came back to him he was like ITS NOW OR NEVER. i don't know if he knew greg would come back, judging by his smile and dopey hearteyes, i think he wasn't sure 100% but boy was he glad. so he took the sticker and claimed greg, probably heart in his fucking throat.
but greg................ accepted it this time! greg was smiling and nodding and looking him up and down and accepting an arm stroke oh!!! and yeah it was absolutely Not a bitter moment at all it was way too...... sweet, and laced with something. even normies have been saying it's a tender moment between them. it was more like tom putting his heart on the line and saying i want you, even though you've hurt me, after all we've been through. and greg understanding finally why tom has been so laser focused on getting to high status/ceo and pushing him out, it's not because he's pulling away from him it's because he was determined to keep him! greg understanding that tom is choosing him, just like tom has been his choice for the entire season. greg is not the only one who has been choosing the love of his life in s4. that's what their whole thing has been about, especially greg. choices. and greg's choice has always been tom. even when he "betrayed" him, he did not give his name and he did not mean to do it specifically to the detriment of tom.
everything is so much every day i thank jesse succession that we won so hard thank you my man. thank you
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I am over here cracking up over Mux and Giblets and whatever their deal is... I'd love to hear more if u wanna share
ah thank you... it is a very tentative undeveloped idea so i don't have too much but here's what i have + brainstorming in real time
I think it's funny bc it's like. There's the musk-grimes similarities of weird dysfunctional silicon valley romance just without the music making but there's also kind of a jessica-roger rabbit component. Kind of. ever so slightly, probably the closest you can get with the most esoteric of space biology.
Idk where this happens on the timeline. Certainly before HOL but it has to be after Giblets starts to do the Sort of Stuff He Does but before it gets to its worst + he starts getting as paranoid as he is when we see him.
Also I am assuming Giblets had a wife before hand? Something something timeline I think Giblets had Krimothy before Mux but maybe not?? And idk where the Krubis incident fits in w/ this either.
Unless they met + dated way way back as a little fling at the start of their careers or in college or something. but then it's not as funny. There'd be the awkward ex situation then but what really intrigues me is the G3 and every Muxxalon employee looking on in horror as these two start holdin hands and being mushy as all hell
totally infatuated with each other the sort of couple that's sickeningly sweet they give off the vibes of high school sweethearts who have to be held back from making out in the hallways.
Mux is attracted to the mystique of it all. A super genius scientist AND a gang member? She is living the booktok plot of her dreams!
Meanwhile Giblets appreciates her power/status but is also just very infatuated like in general. And he loves how much she loves him. Pretty woman... thinks he's handsome... and he gets to show off how smart he is yay!!
So he shows off and waxes poetic and she swoons and meanwhile she goes and Girlbosses and dotes on him and he's over the moon about it. They love coming up with awful "genius" ideas together and dreaming of the day they rule the galaxy together
And they like seeing the other obliterate merks/muxxalon employees
And... yeah that's the positives, mostly just the novelty and the wow factor.
Between the both of them being... the sort of people they are... corrupt controlling selfish cruel and out of touch... etc etc etc... they do clash a lot. A lot of fighting then kiss and make up sort of situations...
Im just imagining that "pronouns suck" "nooo baby this isn't your heart!!" tweet but Mux is complaining about translator microbes or something and Gibs starts crytyping abt it
Gibs was totally ok with her screwing Gurgula's packages over tho
Far enough into their relationship there's another major fallout on twitter every other week because Mux and Giblets are at it again everyone!!! Grab yer popcorn!!!
The logic these two run on is almost on the same level but everyone else is fucking flabbergasted.
Everyone watching is like. Please break up. divorce. now. Or maybe it is better if you stay and keep each other in this situation.
Krubis has GOT to be their biggest fucking hater or maybe he is just. Trying to not acknowledge that this is happening bc it rises his blood pressure to concerning levels. Or so that he wouldn't say something dumb and end up in Gurgula's situation. Assuming this is before the whole. Sleeping with his wife convincing her to divorce him marrying her then killing her in an experiment thing.
Douglas thinks the whole thing is funny as fuck totally reading twitter over like the morning paper laughing his ass off.
Totally had a kid or pet or robot/lab grown creation with a stupid fucking name. I mean if Krimothy is their kid then maybe Krimothy is a stupid alien name but I love the idea of him being like. A kid and already aware of how fucked this whole situation is
Actually that's sad. That's not funny I don't love that at all. Krim honey I'm so sorry. His mom probably got custody so at least he's watching from afar.
And I think even in their worst moments they do actually. Get each other. In the end I think they understand each other's way of thinking more than others do. In their better moments they might be able to reel each other in...
Like to get a bit serious both seem like the sort of people who Cannot Help But Fuck Up. Mostly bc they don't care about most others but themselves and their pride. But while Mux is very enthralled by the glamor of living wealthily and all her nice ideas Giblets obsesses over science and how he can maintain safety and some semblance of happiness by sabotaging that of others... and I feel there'd have some moment where it. Clicks that they have this in common.
And they do appreciate each others lil quirks! He likes her Elden Ring builds... she likes the way he talks...
I'm assuming the breaking point would be Mux trying to take credit for something Giblets did or Giblets overstepping in his... Gibletness. Somehow. And then she'd feel disrespected by it. Or maybe their horoscopes said they'd break up.
Giblets is a whole can of worms. Because he's smart academically but near socially incapable and prone to spiraling into these. Fucked up self serving actions that ruin lives and shit. He has the mentality of a fucking Fargo character. So I feel it'd probably be his fault the most in the end
ig if there's anything heartwarming about this it would be that since Giblets doesn't mention Mux during that little speech they ended on good enough terms or were able to reconcile down the line to some extent? At the very least he felt sure she would not try to kill him.
I think it was messy for a while though. Custody over Goimpy Schoimpy Peanut Rendezvous 2000 was a bitch. Everyone was relieved when they actually started being cool w/ each other again or at least decided to leave each other alone.
I should make a little list of every like. Mux-Giblets situation but I will have to brainstorm all the new lows they'd be able 2 reach...
oh my god remember the whole thing with azealia banks. what was that. there's totally like. some adjacent shebang that went down with mux gib and. idk someone else.
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Okay, idk if it's possible but... put your playlist on shuffle. Skip the first song. Write down the three following songs and write a scene that connects these three with each other.
ok anon forgive me but i skipped the first two songs bc the song that played next was 'shit' by bo burnham and i just couldn't - i hope you dont mind the pairing but this screamed 1 thing to me
You're Somebody Else - flora cash
Who We Are - Hozier
Cruel - Jackson Wang
Gumpa didn't know why he fucking agreed to this. He should've told the boys about their past, should have warned them that this could all go south so fucking quickly. No, instead he had laughed softly, nervous but they didn't know the difference, and nodded slowly. Maybe part of him had craved a reason to do this, had sought out any connection he could have again.
So here he was, staring into his mirror and making sure his hair was styled, his shirt was buttoned, his slacks hugged his legs just right, and that everything was in place. It'd been... so long since he'd taken the time to get ready like this, since he'd put on anything other than coveralls that smelled faintly of motor oil and cheap detergent. He wore jewelry, cologne, hair product, everything he'd nearly forgotten in his years shambling around this junkyard turned refuge.
He pulled in a deep, steadying breath before stepping out in the main bay, immediately assaulted with choked sounds of surprise.
"Holy shit, hia!" Yok exclaimed from the couch, instantly sitting up on his knees as Gram fumbled with his drink and set it on the table.
"Hia, what the fuck?" Not-Black spoke from his spot on the back of the couch and instantly Gumpa tugged at one of his rolled up sleeves, wondering if he'd made the wrong choice in outfit.
"Does it look bad?" He laughed as if that fact wouldn't bother him, wouldn't send him spiraling. Maybe he didn't look like he remembered, maybe he-
"Fuck off, you're hot hia." Gram spoke up, eyes wide and lips slightly parted.
Gumpa was never more grateful he wasn't much of a blusher, though the praise still left a warm sensation in his chest.
"There's no way Techit will be able to resist you." Sean grinned, ever focused on the mission at hand, which was important because Gumpa definitely was not operating on all cylinders right now.
"Just remember the plan, once I have him distracted go in and get the evidence you need." He sighed, adjusting his sleeve again before forcing his hands into his pockets. He had to stop fucking fussing.
He took his motorcycle, abandoning all attempts at subtlety - but that was the point, wasn't it? He drove close, a little too close to the warehouse, too close for the guards comfort if the way they corralled him was any indication. And there was Techit, perfect. He'd been worried Techit would delegate and push the confrontation on someone else. He didn't know who he was anymore, after all.
He removed his helmet and shook out his hair, taking small pleasure in the slight hitch in Techit's step at the sight of him.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" Already his hand was on the gun at his hip. That wouldn't do.
"Going for a late night ride, is there a problem?" Gumpa wondered as he swung one leg over the now secured bike and leaned his weight against the seat, appearing for all the world as if he didn't care if Techit was here. He cared, he cared so much.
"Sounds fucking convenient." Techit inched closer, but didn't adjust or remove his hand from the gun. "What are you really doing here, Gumpa?"
"I just told you, Tech." His eyes flit down to the gun, though he let his eyes roam slowly back up, across the opening of his shirt, across the chest tattoo he remembered Techit getting when they were twenty five and too drunk to make sense of anything, across the jaw he remembered scraping his teeth over, and eyes he remembered looking at him with what he had once thought was love.
"You don't get to call me that anymore." Techit snarled but it accomplished what Gumpa wanted, his hand removed from the gun and instead wrapped around Gumpa's neck, just beneath his jaw, just the way he'd liked back then. "What. The Fuck. Are You. Doing Here." He punctuated each set of words with the slightest squeeze that had Gumpa fighting to keep his eyes from fluttering backwards in his skull.
"Going on a ride, we used to enjoy riding together, remember?" He smirked, felt the way Techit's hand tightened and felt the heat of him as he stepped closer. His body remembered the sensation, the warmth of them pressed together for hours. He dropped his gaze again, watching the rhythmic pulse in Techit's neck. It would be so easy to drop his head and press his lips to that fluttering flesh, to tease and leave a mark as he used to.
"Used to. Not anymore." Techit was waning, watching Gumpa watch him, and Gumpa smirked as Techit wet his lips and pulled away just slightly. "Are you armed?"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." He dropped his voice to an almost whisper, watching Tech shiver at the gravel the lower tone gave him.
Multiple emotions warred on Techit's face for a long, drawn out moment and Gumpa knew it was the time to strike.
"I miss you, Tech, miss us. I guess I just wanted a reminder of what it was like. Don't you ever think about it?" He hooked his finger into the waistband of Techit's trousers, heard the sharp hiss of his breath, and he knew he'd won.
He just hoped the boys accomplished their goal. It had to be worth it for the way the wound on his heart would reopen and ache.
#anon my beloved#bunn writes#techitgumpa#not me the series#not me#GOD I LOVE THEM#i really just need to make this a proper fic#i have so many thoughts
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Trix and Specialist headcanons?
The specialists and Trix..... Hmmm sure
Icy -
I don't think Icy even knows half of them exist. There's the useful one that had the balls to jump off of Cloud Tower, the free hostage that was dating her mark, the one that refused to hold back anything when dealing with her and her sisters (and was deadly precise with those sting things on his hands), and the fairy one that could match Darcy illusion for illusion. That's about as far as her opinion goes
Darcy -
She's the one that cares the most about the specialists for obvious reasons. She's still a little in love with Riven....or maybe accurately angry that he was willing to jump off a tower to escape her and still feeling the need to possess him for her ego. With love thrown in. It's complicated, and Icy sometimes makes her head spin when she talks to her about feelings but she's certain she wants Riven back in a great capacity. (Maybe she wants what could of been? She doesn't know.) She knows who Sky is, and finds him a bit annoying. She appreciates Brandon's non reactive demeanor sometimes as it reminds her of Icy. She thinks Timmy is a bit annoying but kinda cute, and Helia is just kinda funny to her. A little scary, as he's the only specialist that even came close to killing them, but mostly funny at how ready to fight things out of his caliber he is. Kinda reminds her of Stormy. Nabu, however, pisses her the fuck off on principle. Both because he can see though her illusions and bc he taught Riven how to do that. In reality Darcy is a deeply sensitive person who's craves emotional connections. She does this in the very shitty way of trying to possess people, but girl does just want a romantic partner REALLY BADLY. She wants intimacy and trust, unaware that it's like impossible to trust her...also that she hurt the one person outside of her sisters that came to know when and like her. Tbh Riven jumping off of Cloud Tower is what keeps her going along with everything (even after failure after failure) bc as far as she's concerned there's nothing left for her outside of her sisters
Stormy -
Now Stormy definitely doesn't give enough fucks about the specialists to have actually opinions on the specialists. Riven is that funny emotional guy that Darcy dated once, that she's legally required to hate bc he broke Darcy's heart. The blonde one is dating Bloom, which is why Icy knows about him. She's pretty sure that the brown haired guy that has the most boring reactions to things is dating Steller...or whatever her name was. She does remember that nerd guy for being really fucking annoying, and not in the fun way, when she and her sisters attacked Red Fountain. He was just a little coward, and that makes her angry in a way she can barely explain. She thinks the girly looking guy is pretty ok, he's got a rage she can appreciate, but she hates the fairy guy on principle because he can see though Darcy's illusions
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Sky unfortunately is very acquainted with the Trix....mostly Icy. His opinions on all of them start and end at "evil murderous bitches", slightly uncaring about the differences in their evil
Brandon usually ends up being the one that listens to Riven in the few times Riven actually talks about Darcy, and wow, he really hates the Trix. On top of that they attack Sky a lot bc Bloom, and he's reaching Helia levels enraged. He does realize he can't really do anything, at most he can get them a harder jail sentence by being a witness, so he just kinda seethes when ever he sees them
Timmy is just scared of them lol. Mostly Stormy who keeps making increasing violent and graphic threats at him
Riven... Do I even need to say it? ~Darcy trauma~ She never took compete control of his head, like I'm assuming happened in the 4kids dub idk tho, but she did use her magic to push him into doing things that he usually wouldn't. And that invasion of his mind and disregard of his autonomy left him a lot paranoid. Even without the mind control Darcy lying to get into a relationship with him, that really fucked up his sense of trust. That's a very good way to rob someone of any sense of safety in their life, good job Darcy. Nothing is ok!!! Riven also had the joy of being around Icy, very convincing Icy. Who is a fucking nightmare to deal if your close to her. Stormy was cool right up until he realized that her more destructive tendancys where honest to god sadism. Usually tries to avoid the Trix when ever possible for very obvious reasons
Helia just fucking hates them. Across the board. His only opnion is murder
Nabu thinks all of them are fucking unhinged lol. He wasn't there for the really nasty shit, and only knows them in refrence to Valtor. He finds Darcy's enraged reactions when he figures her out to be kinda funny. Eventually he realizes that, no, these girls are very dangerous and he really need to take them very seriously
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So uhh @pacificwaternymph I may have gotten a little carried away thinking about our witches and I wrote about their meeting. I simply think it's very funny if w!Pyrite is usually all calm and collected and maybe slightly sinister but absolutely ruined that impression in her first interaction with Delilah lmao
(under a readmore bc it's a bit of a Long Boi)
There's not much about her relationship with Delilah that Pyrite would change but, if pressed, she would probably choose the circumstance of their meeting. Pyrite, like so many witches, had been following the competition to become supreme witch. Of course she had, witches tend to be a scattered bunch and celestial witches like herself can be scattered a good deal further than most, but the supreme witch would always be a big deal. The competition was even being broadcast this time around! The remaining handful of the previous supreme witch's staff who were running the thing all had little sprites following each of the contestants fairly constantly and displaying what they saw onto screens across half the country. That did still mean that in order to be watching a screen you had to either hijack the broadcast or be in that half of the country. So Pyrite was among the many witches who had flooded into the cities and towns and villages that surrounded the competition venue. She'd even gotten there early enough to snag a decent room in probably the closest village. Prophetic powers do pay off sometimes and practically every celestial witch who lucked into prophecy had gotten the one about the supreme witch's death. It was really just a matter of tugging on the strings of fate herself to get her nicely situated to watch the competition play out. Admittedly when she'd prophesized she'd "see the competition up close and personal" she was kind of hoping fate would come down on the nice side of that wiggle room and she'd get an invite, and she's still holding out hope that she'll run into one of the contestants during one of the rounds, but she's pretty sure she met a potion witch the other day paying a ridiculous rate to stay in someone's broom closet for the duration of the competition, so she can't complain too much about the room in the Harepelt inn.
It was, in fact, in said inn that she met Delilah. Pyrite had her head face down on one of the smaller tables in the main room, trying to convince herself that having a meal would help with the headache she currently had. It wouldn't, but she also hadn't eaten in a while so she should anyway. She's a fan of Cleo, she really is, the time witch seems the most…competent of the contestants and seems like she'd make a good supreme witch. Plus Pyrite's a massive lesbian so. However, watching her live inevitably gives Pyrite a massive headache and she never fucking learns. Thus, head on table.
And then she feels the frustration and misery fade into a dull echo of themselves, replaced with a subtle tranquillity that she maybe wouldn't notice if she hadn't been sat here wallowing in it for the past hour or so. She jolts upright which, ow, is a mistake, the headache is very much still present and with the sudden movement it all comes back full force. She squints at the handful of people arrayed around the room until she spots a witch at the bar staring intently at her plate of food.
"You!"
Ok yeah she really shouldn't have shouted, there's quite a few people starting at her. The witch at the bar is pointedly not. Pyrite's chair makes a truly awful scraping noise as she stands up and her boots click against the stone floor which isn't helping with the headache even slightly.
"What was that?"
The witch turns to face her with a wince. Under other circumstances, Pyrite might note her fluffy blonde ponytails or her tan skin with a pretty smattering of freckles or her kind eyes or maybe even the way her off-the-shoulder blouse exposes even more freckles dusted across her shoulders. However, in the here and now, all Pyrite can think about is maybe not feeling quite so shit in the next five minutes.
"Honestly? I thought you were having a nightmare. Thought I could help without…well without you knowing."
"Excellent, please do it again."
The witch visibly startles.
"What?"
"I have a very terrible headache from receiving far too many conflicting prophecies because I'm an idiot who keeps watching Cleo's broadcasts. If you have the power to make that suck less please use it."
The witch makes a face that Pyrite cannot even begin to parse, but given the sense of peace returns Pyrite assumes she's working her magic. It takes everything in her not to slump against the bar in relief, instead she opts for a sigh.
"That's so much better." She freezes. "Oh fuck that was just. Incredibly rude of me. I'm Pyrite, celestial witch by trade, and incredibly grateful for the…whatever magic you're doing."
She extends a hand and, after a moment's hesitation, the other witch takes it.
"Delilah, empathetic witch. It's…not a problem."
#i also have in my head the image of w!pyrite like. staring delilah dead in the eyes and making a prophecy that delilah will be loved#but i didnt know how to get there from this so#just have that#everyone who matters takes one look at delilah and goes Is Anyone Going To Cherish Her and then dont wait for an answer#my writing#witchcraft smp#witchsona
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This is not so much a question as it is me screaming about the secret fic. Probably not for the last time.
I wanna talk about how you swapped the names of the actors with the characters they portray. Ok, maybe I do have a question--did the idea for the name swap come during the early formation of this story in your mind, or did that come later, after you'd been writing for a bit?
It's just--we so often lean on names in fanfic not just as indicators of identity but as stand-ins for/signifiers of intrinsic elements of entity*, so while it's RPF (but is it lol) it's also like you've set up this series of mirrors so you can't tell if you're looking at the projection or the real person
which also sort of begs the question, is it all a projection
and basically you're amazing because you do all of this within the recognizable structure of an explicit one-off fanfic, complete with brain-melting smut and an emotionally satisfying (if also 'unhappy') ending. I can't even.
*See end of this interview https://krauseessayprize.org/winners-2/mary-ruefle-interview/ with Mary Ruefle where she talks about identity vs entity; see also every fanfic with the line "he smelled/tasted like [noun] and [noun] and something uniquely [NAME]"
Ok here's the quote from the Ruefle interview because I can't resist:
"Literacy is a blessing and a curse. Increased literacy means increased self-consciousness and we all know where that ends. Gertrude Stein once pointed out the difference between being an entity and having an identity: an entity is an entity but has an identity. An identity is bestowed from without, it is given to you socially. It’s your resume. But an entity is your being, and for many people, they have no entity without an identity, they confuse the two, and therein lies a great deal of anguish and suffering. Language and literacy are ambiguous because they invest one with entity at the same time they accessorize one with identity. That’s what I mean by being both a curse and a blessing. The moment someone learns to write their name, they become someone else, someone other than who they were before. A whole world opens, and a whole world closes. Who am I? I am one person when I am answering interview questions, and I am another person when I am alone on a plastic float in the middle of a lake. Which is the real me? Damned if I know. But the tension between the two creates my life."
ok first thank you so so so much for this incredible message and amazing quote, truly truly a gift to me.
the story of the conception of this fic: in the wild fields where fic ideas and masturbatory fantasies are not easily distinguished, my mind kept producing the rpf scenes that are now in the fic. i had very little interest in writing rpf (though i came into fandom through rpf and don't have problems with it), especially bc i knew there would be wank, but the scenes just kept coming.
so then i was like, okay, how far would i have to go to turn these scenes into an actor AU, and that was the slightly cursed day i asked myself "what really is the difference between a rhys/taika-coded actor au and a stede/ed-coded rpf?" i was too lazy to come up with the actor AU, and then the idea of just switching the names was really funny to me, AND THEN i was like but what do i call david jenkins, and sat on the floor weeping with laughter for a very long time at javid denkins, and the rest is now history.
one of the most fascinating parts to me is that i wrote it with their names being stede and ed, and then there was a stretch where i wasn't sure the meta aspect was working and almost swapped the names back (there exists a google doc where they are called rhys and taika). i had to grapple with feeling like i wouldn't have written it if i'd actually called them rhys and taika from the start, but that feeling is so so so interesting to me, cause like, damn, the power of a name!
anyway, i think excessively about the nature of identity, so this is just a bonkers great time for me to have folks engaging in the conversation that runs constantly in my mind <3 <3
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OK random FROSTBITE THE BAT (CHARACTER) TOONTOWN RAMBLES
thinking abt frost and their development with them hiding their identity as a cog - it's always been basically a big joke, after all this lore and 'au' with them isn't very serious and is very jokes (though some of the more personal or detailed things mean a lot to me, especially the allan/cathal/frost/spam/hr/freakson goofy family dynamic)
but I just think it's so funny how they went from careless but still careful to realizing nobody cares as a case of convenient plot armor. like oh no wait we can't do that the toons will know we're cogs. We (spam + frost) gotta be careful though the cogs don't know we're toons. we're in this middle ground where we're FUCKED OVER
but they find toons and cogs they love who love them back and frost just had their whole careless development and they just. Don't care now like all the oil stains and only ever talking to cogs that they were worried about in the past it seems to be a joke to them too. as long as like the resistance doesn't know, they're fine
And if they were to be sorta harassed away from presenting as toons and being around toons they have a massive safety net with the cogs. canonically this would never make sense but it's a self insert au for myself and my friend group, so like whatever we want to happen can happen it's goofy it's cheesy it's nice it's very seperate from canon but it's FUN like I'm aware and like. they barely do shit thats like bad bad theyre just silly goofy frost max bites you then does a prank they dont do evile. they dont even got normal job)
Plus frost especially doesn't have to worry about cogs seeing them as a toon and getting attacked either this fucking thing is a menace with maybe a slightly oversized ego even if they get fucked up in a battle they're probably gonna pretend it didn't happen (while everyone else laughs) boy they scare any flunky with those teeth
like it's very unrealistic but it's so goofy and fun just watching this just. goofy loud motherfucker do whatever they want and do pranks and be a menace. it's fun to just have a character to mess with around non seriously but goooood the more private dynamic stuff is so good I mention it in doodles
them mirroring allan with showing off son everywhere and being very proud of him. their dynamic with spam of kinda being the lead sibling getting into trouble and being loud with empty threats with spam just being like 'uh huh yeah' about it because frost wouldn't do it. frost is a very fail character but in a swag way. their whole 'this weird fucking thing that perplexes me I need to know more about them now we got something fruity going on that isn't ever disclosed because it's entertaining on stage but also frost never says shit' with hr (they're the Fucking Thing), them being able to keep cathal company in some times lifting his mood and motivation up whenever he's too dismotivated or. like just depressed for stuff. more reason to do things when you got goofy siblings to do things with. Especially frost being the opposite energy like they have energy levels equal to graham like those two constantly babble!!
Another dynamic!! The rivalry with Graham but like. there's still some slight care bc mole pace flint is canon here. That's their boss and the guy dating their clubs leader and one of their closest friends also like. but also they will be tryna fight each other in small goofy ways and try to one up each other like 💀💀💀 the girls r fighting. OK see u next week same time for me beat you up!!!!!
It's all so goofy but I LOVE IT I LOVE MY SILLY GUYS I LOAVE TOONTOWM EVEN IF ITS MY OWN PERCIEVED SELF INSERT VERSION OF MYSELF. MY TOONTOWN FRIENDS AND REAL FRIENDS ARE ALL IN IT!! WE'RE ALL HERE!! AND MY GOOFY BAT IS IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL!!
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animation.... rant? just thinking in general
not to sound negative, but man, every time I see another tweet or text post compare some new animated work to spiderverse again, I just think, "WATCH MORE ANIMATION" - because the world of animation, the history of it and the kinds of looks and stories people tell through it is really really more vast than you think. And I don't mean just feature films or tv series. If possible, go see your local animation festival or check if a local school has a student film day. Sometimes these events have free entrance. Or browse animated shorts on youtube. there are so many original animated short films online both there and on vimeo. there is so much cool and weird original stuff on the short film circuit.
I get that when you're young, or maybe like animation is only accessible to you thru the internet bc of where you live, it's hard to see more animation than what's on the big screen. but it just feels so empty to only have spiderverse as your big comparison stick for "how good animation can be" or "this is the top of animation". Because honestly, without a lot of previous animation work, this movie probably wouldn't be quite the same. Some of the artists worked on Cloudy with a chance of meatballs for example. that probably influenced something in the process a bit, if we start looking into it. And there were stylised 3D movies before this too. You'll probably find a lot of these in bootleg form online, or even better, the original artist/studio has put it up. Check out stuff from other countries too.
Yes, it was very unique in visuals and good at handling it's main story and topics (imo), but also, animation will probably keep going even further than that. I'm glad audiences are expecting more stylized big studio films and that's putting those studios into a position where they actually consider that more than usual and let their artists push their films into those directions..... I'm thinking about this as an animation fan who has also been in a similar place more-or-less. Any new animated thing I saw when I was younger looked amazing the first time and still impresses me even when I watch it now. So I guess, if spiderverse was that for you, I'm hoping you find more new things to see that are like that. But I also feel like there's lots of cool animated stuff from the past that you can see 2.
yeah ok, maybe i'm... just a little annoyed how many ppl keep comparing newer films (eg studio stuff from dreamworks) to spiderverse when it's possible that they have overlapping crews or it's just that spiderverse wasn't the only catalyst. perhaps for western audiences/studios, but the artists working on these animated films already have so much experience and probably drew from a lot of influences and inspiration sources. like I get it. it's the current goalpost, it moved it. Spiderverse just... took a risk and it pays off now in seeing more of "less-realistic" and slightly more experimental western 3D animation. There's more 3D animated on two's and three's, more of a 2D and exaggerated look to some games and movies now. that's like the surface-level stuff. I look online and see crews from new animated things posting about how they really loved working on the movie and how fun it was. young artists being inspired to make something more different, to include themselves in their own work even more. and those things are really the best outcomes I can think of that atm. We're seeing more black leads in US animation, more voice roles for black actors. all super good things, there's probably more I'm just not remembering atm. but it's a bit sad that it's the only animated thing people are remembering. even worse when people dismiss something new completely just bc it didn't match the same imaginary goalpost or if it's not doing the same thing at all.
like... if you're already an animation fan. just watch more animation please. especially if american animation is the only stuff you've seen. like it's ok if you haven't, but build a little curiosity beyond what you're already familiar with and you might find something amazing. you might find more stuff to like. I see people bemoan how badly animation is doing right now and yeah, I can imagine for the crews especially. but then maybe expand your palate a little. it can be really fun as an animation fan to see something completely new, or something that looks a bit like that favourite thing and you realize, ah, these two things might be a little connected. like even with lower effort, with a bit of curiosity, you can find lots of cool animated stuff like that.
somewhat separately, it is also very annoying for me that online fans will actually see these series or films that become their favourites as such a huge milestone that they will belittle anything else new (this is a more minor gripe bc I only see it singular tweets/posts etc but still. it's a tad weird when it's public)
same goes for stuff like Rise of the TMNT - yes, very good series, but also, there is More Animation out there and there will Be more animation.
same here - LOVE the series but - oh my god it literally builds on so many other experiences and shows by the crew/artists/writers, look up more shows with the crewmembers and showrunners involved and you'll see where it's coming from. there's so much amazing older stuff out there and running around and connecting that just gives a bigger picture of what your fave thing was inspired by. it's fun! try it
#just thinking in general#animation#not gonna tag anything else#this is a little ranty but i keep seeing the same comparisons etc#aghhtposts#im not angry or anything im just baffled#i guess this is what my teachers saw when they looked at lil ole 18-20 yr old me idk#trying to use less exclamation marks but now i sound too serious lol#texty#there's also to consider: lots of ppl don't care or watch animation at all regardless of how good it looks on the surface etc#so animation fans should try to stick together more on the whole liking animation front#generally#like its something u should enjoy and its fine if u dont but idk feels weird when ppl have only seen like. spiderverse and ppg in 1998#tumblr not working so i hope this formats correctly lol
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