when when you want to see content but you are the only one who can create it

people disliked strange world and wish so vocally that bob iger thought good measures to take were: fire 7000+ people, say audiences didn't want movies with a message in them and press the 'sequel' button so firmly that, while working on 2 frozens, 1 zootopia and 1 toy story, he materialized a moana sequel for this year out of thin fucking air by pulling an atlantis 2/tarzan and jane and re-routing a series into a movie release, while kicking elio out of the 2024 schedule entirely because new ideas who?

Just woke up from a very odd dream that combined Tale of the Body Thief with Queen of the Damned but like, specifically the movie, which keep in mind I HAVE NOT SEEN, but also it was a musical, maybe THE musical (which again, have not seen), but also Daniel was there (but he was named Roger for some reason, I guess because I’m reading Memnoch the Devil right now?). Other important facts include: 1) instead of body swapping into someone taller than him, Lestat body swapped into someone who was like 5’6” on a good day, and he was. Mad. 2) Instead of being played by Stuart Townsend, Lestat (in his own body) was played by Stuart Semple. You know. The paint guy. 3) Lestat’s rockstar persona bore a striking resemblance to Old Gregg. 4) Louis and Daniel/Roger were like. Partnered up on a heist of sorts to rescue Lestat, but at least at one point they were dressed in like….coordinating outfits that fell somewhere on a spectrum between Twisted Sister and eighties leather daddies.

I—

jesus no

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

Not Karl..

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy