clandestinegardenias
Clandestine Gardenias
Katie; 30's; She/Her; Bi & Queer; Sociology and fandom with no particular order or coherence
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So your Captain flirted back. What now?
#SCRRRREEEEEAMMMMM I LOVE!!!#James can dish it out but he can't take it#just straight up blue screening 404 brain not found#static only no thots#i need this ficlet NOW#the terror#fitzier
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I am honestly deeply curious about people's preferences from this list. Mostly as I just made one of these and brought it to a potluck and it is gone. Leave your distaste for Midwest cuisine at the door please. Yes, all of it will fluff you up for winter, that's like 63% of the point.
But for real? Which one do you just... almost hate yourself for loving the most?
#DEVILED. EGGS.#i have a friend who loves making weird deviled eggs#like with tea and kimchi and bbq sauce and stuff#he's a mad wizard and they always SLAP#but i will also eat like 10 regular deviled eggs just straight up slurp them down god they're so good
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what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.
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James flirting with Francis is like a dog chasing its own tail. He wouldn’t know what to do if it worked and Francis actually flirted back
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everyone: what's your goal in life?
me: to write a story so soul snatching, so gut wrenching and so devastatingly beautiful that it leaves you crying at 3am when you have a 8am lecture/shift and it inspires people to write entire essays, to write entire fanfics, mood boards and playlists based on it.
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i think at some point if you make a rpf historical drama show gay enough like via script and actor chemistry you should get a free pass to make them kiss onscreen at least once. the families will understand if theyre real ones
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Are we brothers, Francis?
-> 5/∞ CHARACTER DYNAMICS in The Terror
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
#hot. can dance. can do math. can spell. can drive. can cook.#i'm the whole package except for being funny fjkldsaklj#but like I AM funny to some people my humor is just...subtle and a little off-center
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So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.
#okay but i literally knit this pattern as a shawl for my own wedding!!#super cool to see it adapted to a whole dress#knitting
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my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens
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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
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cried for the entire hour of my therapy appointment
but it was also so good in a lot of ways. like, there's so much pain, but there's also hope.
#more relationship stuff#and it's just devastatingly hard and complicated#and so much of me trying not to hurt people I love#but also trying to not strangle who I am#I gotta say therapy in the morning works for my schedule but damn#going from that straight into work emails? nearly impossible
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get ready for an exuberant summer
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Done with work done with dinner time to cuddle up on the couch and read about those two old men fucking sloppy style
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thanks for the tag, @l-tyrell !
do you make your bed? Mostly! My dog likes to lay on it during the day, and to keep her fur off the sheets it's nice to have it...closed haha
what's your favorite number? vague preference for 711. I was 7lbs 11 oz when I was born, and the last 3 digits of my first phone number were 711, plus like, Slurpees! I was always number 7 or number 11 on sports teams.
what is your job? I'm a sociologist and a professor at a university (assistant professor, but on a tenure track. it is still WILD to me that i landed this)
if you could go back to school would you? if I had time and it was free? TOTALLY. Love school, love learning, I could have majored in a billion different things cause everything was interesting. Maybe physics? I'd love to know more physics.
can you parallel park? sort of? like, I can. and I will force myself to, just because I feel like I should be able to, but it might take me a few corrections
a job you had that would surprise people? tour guide for an historic Dutch windmill, haha. sometimes I got to help the miller sift the flour
do you think aliens are real? yes, but not necessarily in a way we can readily perceive them/a form people generally anticipate. We get too anthropocentric with it
can you drive a manual car? nope! I know the theory, but have never been taught/actively tried
what's your guilty pleasure? probably like...food that is really unsustainably produced but DELICIOUS like idk those giant strawberries grown in California that I can get in the Midwest in February. oh, or almond milk.
tattoos? no, nothing against it, just too noncommittal
favorite color? the color of the Caribbean sea
favorite type of music? i mean my top artists in the past year were Megan Thee Stallion and The Kingston Trio? I like oldies and anything that has a fucking BEAT
do you like puzzles? yes! very unseriously and recreationally, but yes (I am bad at it but I have fun)
any phobias? eternity, can NOT think about it too long or I WILL panic
favorite childhood sport? softball! i liked running the bases and standing in the outfield
do you talk to yourself? internally, ALL THE TIME. out loud when something particularly silly/surprising happens, like I'll just be standing in my yard and go "well that was weird"
what movie(s) do you adore? Some Like it Hot and Lawrence of Arabia are a consistent top 2. oh, and The Blues Brothers!
coffee or tea? tea! i love a yummy coffee latte but the caffeine is almost always too strong for me :( and also TEA IS SO GOOD I'm not mad
first thing you wanted to be growing up? astronaut!! i would still go to space if someone gave me the chance
tags @sunlaire @stormyoceans @apocalypticdemon if you'd like to!
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Evening jacket, 1937, by Elsa Schiaparelli
A fine and important Elsa Schiaparelli couture Zodiac jacket, the Astrology Collection, Winter, 1938-39, Paris. This is arguably one of the most beautiful of all Schiaparelli's creations with its glittering embroidery, shimmering star-shaped beads and rhinestones set against a midnight blue velvet background. Marlene Dietrich was photographed in her Beverly Hills residence in 1938 wearing the zodiac ensemble with matching dress. Schiap was fascinated by the night sky that she used to view as a child through her uncle's telescope - the renowned astronomer Giovanni Schiaparelli, director of the Brera Observatory in Milan. He inspired in her a lifelong fascination with the celestial realm. He commented that the moles on her cheeks reminded him of the Big Dipper which she adopted as her 'lucky star', incorporating it into printed fabrics, the fabric lining her salon, her own personal jewellery as well as on this magnificent jacket. Schiaparelli's press agent Hortense MacDonald stated that the Astrology collection was defined by Euclid's famous geometric treatise - 'Elements'.
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IG : @emperorofmischief
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