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“Well, Jesus. What did they die of?” has got to be one of the most underrated Gansey moments
#it is absolutely hilarious#gansey#richard campbell gansey iii#the Raven cycle#TRC#the dream thieves
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i like that all of dracula daily tumblr is in agreement that van helsing without prompting talking about how seward has no bitches in front of the woman who rejected his proposal is objectively the funniest thing to have ever happened, because it is
#personal#dracula daily#he really said that. he said that with his whole chest. for no fucking reason.#you've got your gay apprentice and gay mentor thing going and still you neg???? mr van helsing???#it is absolutely hilarious
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"Eddie was never gay". Eddie worked in the dispatch building and immediately got into a petty passive aggressive territory bitch fight with Josh, the other gay man in the team. Gay recognises gay <3
#the josh and eddie petty territory fight is hilarious#josh absolutely had his gaydar going OFF#gays fighting in the dispatch building#straights measure dicks queers measure sharp tongues#it is what it is#eddie diaz#911 abc#i want to see josh and eddie being besties actually#buddie#josh russo
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The Summoner
So! Danny is not the Ghost King.
But he still has a good relationship with a LOT of Powerful and not-so-powerful Ghosts in the Zone. So much so that they have given him their Summoning Circle's with a blanket permission to Summon them any time. Not like they have much else going on...
This all leads to a hilarious situation where Danny can't use his Powers for whatever reason and is forced to Summon his friends for help. In front of a group of Heroes.
He has to explain everything to them, but accidentally convinces them that he has Summoning Magic and the Ghosts are all on his Contract. He also mentions Saving people from Ghosts and the JLA realize that he is a child Hero.
They ask him if he wants to join Young Justice, and Danny hesitantly agrees.
Now Danny is on Young Justice and the entire team thinks that he is a Hero with Ghost Summoning Magic.
And his name isn't Daniel "Commit to the Bit" Fenton for no reason.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Summoner#Or that's what he tells everyone#Danny explains the situation to all of his friends and they find it absolutely Hilarious#What if one day Constantine is with them and Danny has to Summon Clockwork for help?#“How the FUCK did you manage to get the EMBODIMENT OF TIME on your Payroll?!”#Danny is forced to become Phantom one day and the Team thinks that he let himself get Possessed#That or they think he straight up died#The potential or Angst and Crack fills me with inspiration!
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Go watch Nimona, it's really good
#nimona#i had to stop the movie to make this meme#i like to think I'm funny#when i heard that line I was instantly reminded of this post#but I mean#ballister would absolutely say this#the fire burns#the fire crackles with joy#low quality shitpost#low quality memes#also I think it was hilarious that Ambrosius had beef with a kid for being Ballister's new best friend#miguel o'hara 🤝 ambrosius goldenloin: having beef with a child#memes#ballister blackheart#ambrosius goldenloin
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Season 1 Rarijack is really funny
#Rarijack#twilight sparkle#pinkie pie#applejack#rarity#they're always seconds away from making out angrily#that season is hilarious#my little pony#mlp#mlp gen 4#friendship is magic#pony posting#meme#this ship man. this ship#hydrogen bomb#im absolutely writing a fic thats rarijack but shrek 1
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Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?
This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.
A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.
Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.
#does anyone want a fanfic of this?#idk if the norse and greek gods are even aware of each other's existence#but it's funnier to imagine that they aren't really#hecate keeps them secret from each other to avoid zeus having a power struggle against odin#or something similar like that#this would be absolutely hilarious#especially if the kid turns out to be a child of a norse sea god#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#magnus chase#norse gods#greek gods#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo series#pjo books#heroes of olympus#percy is threatening the gods aka it's wednesday#the poor lost demigod is confused
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We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure
#ace attorney#narumitsu#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#maya fey#franziska von karma#dick gumshoe#larry butz#general my post tag#i do think maya would endlessly tease poor phoenix about it based on how she acted in 3-5 about iris#but she didn’t do anything to set them up she just made fun of phoenix#franziska would sooner choose death and run to another country herself than get anywhere near whatever’s going on between the two#larry however.#larry would be way too invested#once he actually realises his best friends are into each other he would never drop it#gumshoe wants to make edgeworth happy any way possible#and based on the “wright wright wright” scene#and that one moment in the anime where he cries bc the two were working together even countries apart during the train bomb case#i think he’d be very invested too#also a Larry and Gumshoe wingman duo would be absolutely disastrous. and hilarious#do you see my vision
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ROAST HIM GROK
#elon musk#elon musk news#grok#AI#grok roasts Elon#take that Elon#this is absolutely hilarious#feel free to reblog/share
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Artober day 3!
#artober 2023#inktober#minato namikaze#kakashi hatake#namikaze minato#hatake kakashi#naruto shippuden#naruto#artists on tumblr#digital art#koko draws#I find the idea of a 15 yo baby jounin training a 5 yo baby genin absolutely hilarious#people probably though Minato was the one taking the chunin exams instead of Kakashi LOL#I know this was retconned like 95% of the cool things about part 1 naruto#you can pry them from my cold dead hands though ~
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sorry this is so fucking funny. "They're really hard selling it" 😭
this is exactly what I was talking about
#this comment is on the angry thomas video of Quackity trying to pick up Fit on valentine's#absolutely hilarious#when we joke that people are gonna think they're actually together we aren't fucking exaggerating lmfao#qsmp#fitpac#hideduo
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The Wayne's couldn't help but stare in disbelief as they watched their youngest spoon feed a toddler. Before anyone could even say anything, Damian turned to them.
"He ran into me while being chased after some men in lad coats. I dispatched them and took the boy in after he refused to stop clinging to me. Congratulations Father, you are a grandfather now," he said. Then he turned back to the toddler and continued feeding him.
Everyone proceeded to turn to Bruce, who looked like he was a second away from a heart attack. Welp, looks like it was time to see who the favorite uncle/aunt was.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#hyper prompts#i imagine this to be an older damian#around 16 to 17#but i do acknowledge that it would be absolutely hilarious if this was 12 year old damian
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there are normal games and then there's rimworld
#im on the rimworld subreddit and these are absolutely hilarious but i have noone to share them with#rimworld#reddit
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lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle
#for the love of god someone pls take away my artist privileges#this came to me in a fever dream except i wasn't actually sick just delusional#the pink leather jacket was a gift from kouyou for his sixteenth birthday and he's obliged to wear it everytime he takes the motorcycle out#dazai finds it absolutely fucking hilarious and probably takes blackmail photos except you can't blackmail a bad bitch like chuuya so#every time you open his photos he's probably the only one getting embarrassed bc it's all pics of his partner👹#anyway he looks so bbygirl in pink i wish he changed his outfit for smth other than official art#but alas#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#lotus draws
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An ACTUAL continuation of the Trans Masc Leo Saga cuz someone in the tags said they accidentally gaslit raph into thinking leo was cis n mikey jus forgot cuz he was little and tag was too funny not to follow up on so I sprinted to make this lol
#rottmnt#tmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#disaster twins#trans leo#trans masc leo#absolutely hilarious#hope tagger knows they’ve enlightened me#they’re doing their best at least lmao
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When Eddie is introduced to Jonathan, they both give each other a look that says “if you say anything, you’re dead” and naturally, Nancy clocks it immediately.
“What was that?”
“Nothing,” they said at the same time, only growing the suspicion.
“Seriously? Do you know each other already?”
“No!”
“Yes, but-“
They glare at each other, but Eddie speaks up again.
“He bought from me a couple times. No big deal.”
Nancy looks between them, shakes her head. “There’s something else going on. But we’ve got bigger problems.”
And they did.
For months, their problems seemed to get worse by the day. It was a great distraction.
But honestly, anytime Eddie spent more time with Jonathan, it got harder not to say how they actually knew each other: a make out session in a bathroom at a party when Jonathan was yearning for Nancy.
He told Steve eventually, had to with the way he kept finding ways to avoid being around Jonathan and Steve got suspicious.
“If he said something to you about us, I’ll take care of it. He doesn’t get to say shit about what makes us happy.”
And Eddie couldn’t have Steve lose another fight, so he told him.
“So wait. You and Jonathan…”
“Made out. Yes.”
“Like…with tongue?”
Eddie rolled his eyes. “Yeah, I remember tongue being involved.”
“And hands?”
“They were there too.”
Steve puts his hands on his hips, lifts one to wipe over his face, then settles it back on his hip. “And you liked it?”
“Considering at the time my options were Jonathan or the girl in Hellfire who insisted I wasn’t gay because I looked at her during campaigns, yeah. It wasn’t the worst thing I’ve been through.”
Steve huffed. “Yeah, but like. Compared to me-“
“Oh my god.”
“What?!”
“I cannot believe you’re jealous of Jonathan Byers. Again.”
“I’m not! I’ve never-“
Eddie raised his brows. “Never? Not once?”
“That was different!”
“That was worse.”
“I dunno, finding out your boyfriend has made out with the only other guy in Hawkins who’d be up for it is arguably worse.”
Steve pouted for hours. Eddie let him.
It was cute, alright?
And when he got over it, they made out for hours in his bed.
Steve, of course, was the one who told Nancy.
In his defense, he was very high, and Nancy had been pushing him all night, from the moment she caught wind that he might know how they knew each other.
Eddie went inside to grab them all water, and she pounced.
By the time Eddie got back, Steve was half asleep and Nancy was smirking at Eddie.
“You could’ve just said.”
“He’s never getting high for free again.”
“He’s your boyfriend.”
“He’s back to being a paying customer, too.”
Nancy laughed, startling Steve into opening his eyes. He smiled up at Eddie, no clue he’d just given up one of their secrets.
“Hi, baby. You know Nancy didn’t know about you and Jonathan?”
Eddie glanced over to see Nancy rolling on her side, laughing hysterically.
“Yeah. I’m sure that was on purpose. How about we get you to bed, superstar?”
He managed to get Steve onto the couch, where he immediately passed out.
Nancy hugged him, kissed his cheek, like she always did before leaving.
“It’s not a big deal, you know. He’s mentioned that he isn’t only into women. We’ve talked a lot about the Argyle situation.” She walked towards the door. “Steve will get over the jealousy eventually. It’s not like Jonathan wouldn’t have made out with him if he could have.”
She left before Eddie could respond.
Eddie suddenly understood exactly what Steve was feeling.
“Not gonna happen,” he mumbled to himself before joining Steve on the couch and pulling him close.
#eddie munson#jonathan byers#nancy wheeler#steve harrington#steddie#stranger things#sorry but it’s a very funny thought to me that Eddie and Jonathan made out once and Steve gets jealous#and it’s way way worse than any jealousy he had over Nancy#it’s also absolutely hilarious to think of Eddie getting illogically jealous in return#it’s just a silly brain worm#it took up 10 minutes of my day so now it can take up 5 of yours
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