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weaselle · 17 days

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Happy birthday!! ❤️❤️

thank you thank you! i'm old now! i mean, i was old before, but i still am ;)

#it goes on the fridge!#gonna have to update my about me to say Even More Ancient

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hypokeimena · 4 months

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i was just talking about this after being wrecked by the discovery that the little elf-goblin fellows my parents/family used to tell me warnings and stories about as a little kid are regionally specific, and that you can trace people's geographic origins by what word they use for "little spirit-fellows who live in your house". no matter what you call them (domovoi, kobolde, brownies, so on); for purposes of this post henceforth "little guys"

i think one of the things that i find frustrating about like, idk, modern animist revivalist movements is that very few of them ime spend a lot of time romanticising and spiritualizing human habitation. obviously, we as a culture need to think more about protecting and defending nature/the earth/so on, but like.

if you don't have room in your heart for making up a little guy who lives in the water heater, or who squats under your stove and makes it run 15 degrees off the programmed temperature, and thinking of him with the same kind of respect/affection as you do for the spirits (or whatever) of the wildlife you interact with like.

genuinely: what are you even doing. you are removing a source of richness and fun and whimsy from your life! like, pip @creekfiend made up the concept of "little guys who live in an airport (and are the reason it's so shitty to be in an airport)" and i already like airports like 30% more just knowing it's the little airport inconvenience guys doing that.

more importantly, like. genuinely: interrogate what parts of the world seem ~rich with spiritual meaning~ to you. what parts of the world are "wild"? what does that make the rest of the world - a chore? a burden? who has to carry that burden?

we're never going to like, "return to nature", because that's nothing and the concept of untouched nature is also nothing; we're always going to have some sort of human habitation and interaction and cultivation with nature. if you can't extend grace and whimsy and genuine and sincere meaning to human habitation, including its inconveniences and annoyances, you are making your own lived experience duller!

notably, most of these kinds of little-guy-spirits historically exist in the parts of human habitation that are partially abandoned, partially removed: haylofts, inside the walls, under the house, in the bathhouse, behind the furnace... i've been thinking a lot about urban wildlife lately, and the animals who make space for themselves in and around human habitation. the "natural" and the "wild" persist inside and around the edges of the "tame" and always, always have. if you have a crawlspace, there's a little spirit who lives there and he's the reason the dryer always eats your socks.

LIVE WHIMSICALLY.

#is this a crazy person post? maybe. but also i genuinely think this.#i would love a little guy who'd eat the food in the back of my fridge before it goes off. he's real. that little guy's name? is composting.#he's slimy.#also i love the mikveh spirit who inspires women to be rude after coming home from the mikveh. LET HER SPEAK #little guys #greatest hits

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wizardsisananimal · 1 year

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hello! wizard spotting (i painted this wizard)

this beast is SICK💖 drifting away

#wizard mail #wizard fanart corner #it's a little bit sad but it's okay #(it’s ok for it to be sad if it wants)#big fave #top 10 fanarts this goes on the fridge #i dream of tagging them all huge like this you’re living the wizard dream <|:•)

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ruthlesslistener · 3 months

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Something that nobody tells you about growing up to be like your dad is that it will just give you new, invigorated insight into just how much your dad sucks ass. For example, I am in a foul fucking mood because I did poorly on my midterm and now feel like I need to vent my excess neurotic energy by picking a fight. However, instead of waiting til I get home and deliberately setting up a scenario where I have an excuse to blow up at my wife and kids without 'being in the wrong', I am instead fuming about how shitty my dad is, which harms nobody of importance and motivates me to be better than him out of spite. Cycle of toxicity averted.

#im also fuming at how much i hate marinara sauce and how i have an excess of it in the fridge but that ultimately goes nowhere

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zephyrchama · 25 days

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This could apply to either Solomon (in Nightbringer) or the demon brothers (in OG/maybe later Nightbringer?).

What if whoever MC lived with started cursing bags of potato chips and pickle jars, simple stuff that occasionally is difficult to open, so that MC could never open them alone and always needed help?

They might be able to get away with it for a week or two, tops, before facing MC's vengeance.

#posts saved to the drafts folder at 2am #“you curse my food so I can't open it? fine. I'll open YOU” mc yells and goes at them with a flimsy plastic knife #obey me hcs #obey me hc #obey me scenario #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me x mc #obey me crack #omswd #obey me!#obey me headcanon #obey me #obey me brothers #obey me solomon #obey me ideas #theres a jar of pickles in the fridge ive been unable to open for three months

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brucewaynehater101 · 2 months

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Fuuuuck. My favorite trope is "Tim Joins the Batfamily Late" and there's so few of those out there. I just love that angst or the chaos with an unsupervised Tim, one who's parents definitely died, that doesn't have the support of the batfam.

Like, no matter how you spin it, it's so interesting to see how drastically that changes things. Did Jason never die? Did Bruce heal enough before Tim could step up? Did Tim still get training with Lady Shiva? Is he a somewhat civilian? Is he a non-Bat vigilante? Does he still form YJ? Did he stay in Gotham?

The sandbox is huge, and it's such an underutilized trope.

#dc comics #dc universe #tim drake #tim drake joins the batfamily late #brain goes brr #unhinged tim drake #tim was barely held back with Batman's supervision #imagine a grown tim without any bruce supervision #tim would do some absolutely unhunged things without bruce there (worse than canon)#Tim's moral code would be nonexistent instead of the fridge grocery list he currently has #what if tim finds a baby damian and just decides to adopt him or some shit #what if tim kill luthor?#what if tim becomes a lowkey helpful supervillian mafia boss???

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lucydoodlessometimes · 3 days

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sometimes, a teenage girl's gotta wear atrocious shoes based on her own alter ego.

#lucy doodles #my art #fanart #miraculous ladybug fanart #miraculous fanart #miraculous au #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #lucys ocs #ml marinette #marinette dupain cheng #mlb marinette #miraculous marinette #shes my special girl. and she has the STRANGEST fashion #obligatory explanation tag: she looks different for the same reason this goes under my oc tag. shes a redesign and shes my oc now #because i dont think that astruc can play nice with her. so im taking her and putting her outfit back together and brushing her hair #and putting her on top of the fridge until he learns to play nice #so yah

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beaulesbian · 1 year

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feel totally okay, totally normal about badlands rumble’s wolfwood thinking he couldn’t save vash, he only got the grip on his glasses, which he kept, had to say the bad news to millie and meryl, and when he got back to his room he gently put his hand on the only red thing in the room and then destroyed it in a wave of anger / sadness, then spent the rest of the night smoking by the window until amelia got to him, at which point he took vash’s glasses with him and put them on himself (boyfriendsm) (and thankfully he was able to return them, but oh man oh man he was definitely feeling so guilty and suffered on the inside alone. painnn)

- this is a comparison how that scene looked

askdjd why did the ppl who made it didnt want us to see properly the glasses on the table or the red fridge and wolfwood’s allowed minute of anger ;-;

#vashwood #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun badlands rumble #badlands rumble #nicholas d wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #vash #mine #gif:trigun #why was this scene so dark akdjs you cant almost see what hes going throught but its important for the plot and the feelings okay #the red fridge or whatever it is being in that room.. and he just goes to it like that thinking about vash and being so angry #at him for vash being vash and at himself bc he reached out but couldnt pull him out

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neon-virus · 18 days

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𝙷𝚒, 𝚟𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 ✏️!!! 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚆𝚁𝙰𝙷𝙷𝙷𝙶

thank u for drawin my gal! she has such an adorable but mischevious face and i love it~~!

#right onto the digital fridge it goes #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cult of the lamb lamb

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insufferablemod · 4 months

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going out from anon i fucking love your art your attitude i love youuu so much !! when you started liking my ask-blog i almost pissed my pants like "dude is like an icon for me and he like my art im gonna die" i want you to know just how much i like you ok? ok ==> abscond

sasfg sorry i took a while 2 respond! tysm,,, qwq <3 <3 your lil hal is so cute, he looks so smug n i love his lil outfit it just looks so fun, so uhhh, heres a lil fanart B)c

#pretty sure this is my first time drawing the lad #which is a shame cus i had fun #lil hal #homestuck #:3c oh aaaand the nice message goes on #the fridge #hal strider #auto responder #hs #my art #art #ask

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lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks · 1 year

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so for my whole life my grandma has never put hot or warm food in the fridge, she always sets it out to cool first, she is so beholden to this rule that she will under no circumstances ever break it, to the point she gets irate if any of us break it

I never understood this, because I have always put food in the fridge whenever I was done with it, and it never gave me any problems

I thought it might have been some theory about it affecting bacteria growth in the food, like she thought it would go bad quicker, or maybe she thought it would mess with the taste or the texture or something, if I asked her about it she'd say something like 'it's just not how it's done'

so I thought it was just an old people thing

but tonight I found out my friend does it too, (this actually directly caused both of our pizza leftovers to become cockroach ridden because they were left on the counter to cool), I asked why they didn't put the pizza straight into the fridge and they told me they had it drilled into their head from childhood to never put hot food in the fridge

I go home and I talk to my mum about it, she says at some point she got curious about why my grandma was so adamant about it and looked up if there was any merit to it

y'all it's not about bacteria, it's not about food quality at all

it's about the fridge

back in the ice box days, hot food in a fridge caused condensation, which caused ice build up on the walls/roof of the ice box, which would then have to be chipped away, they didn't put hot food in the fridge because they wanted to reduce the amount of ice build up, which would reduce how often they had to chip it away

so if you were brought up to never put hot food in the fridge, now you know the truth, and you can put your dang food in the fridge instead of giving the cockroaches the feast of a lifetime

#lula's life #ngl I was pretty annoyed about losing the pizza to the roaches until they told me their reasoning #they are forgiven for being a victim of tradition #at least now they know they don't have to do it anymore #honestly even if it did cause real problems I still wouldn't do it #if I leave food out it gets forgotten #it goes in the fridge now or never

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ickadori · 5 months

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in a no curse office au, sukuna is the one that steals other peoples lunches out of the fridge

#++ dori #LOLLLLL #and everyone knows it’s him!!#but who’s going to confront him??#he goes to steal your lunch one day only to see a half eaten granola bar #4 apple slices #and a quarter of a bottle of gatorade #and he’s disgusted and appalled #you live like this?#starts making a lunch for you in secret with all the proper nutrients and slaps your name on the bag and stuffs it in the fridge #it’s the only lunch that goes untouched and everyone hates you for it #LMAOOO

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1-800-whatwouldbillydo · 1 year

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I think about this picture a lot tbh

#ALL CAKED UP #goddamn #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #steve x billy #steve harrington x billy hargrove #billy hargrove x steve harrington #ch: billy hargrove #ch: steve harrington #t: picture #that ass is ASSTRONOMICAL #actually steve fell asleep on the floor while they were studying and billy is trying to wake him up #and when billy goes to check the fridge for a snack #the demothingy (idk idc)#falls out of there #boom canon fixed

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faksyan · 4 days

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When your friend who knows nothing about metal gear shows you a bad cover of a bad smut book and says "this is metal gear" the only acceptable reaction is to redraw it

(the title says "Intimate special mission unit. Sex-bullet". Yes it as stupid as it sounds in English. Original under the cut)

I cried real actual tears when I finished drawing this because of how hard I was laughing

why the fuck do they look the same

#the gun looks so bad and he's aiming with his missing eye but I'll be honest this ain't about that #mgs #metal gear solid #maintagging this let it be my first art contribution to the fandom whatever #this goes in my portfolio if I ever make one pinning it to the fridge showing it to my friends #faksyan draws

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alpanmix · 1 month

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Thinking about your fox Mashita AU a bit and can’t help but imagine Yashiki just concernedly checking on his possessed friend, making sure this isn’t adversely affecting is health and asking him a bunch of questions and Mashita in this state is just enjoying the attention with the concern flying straight over his head

oh my god, he's trying his best to think about what to do in this scenario but Mashita would not allow him the peace of mind to do it. Also because let's face it; unfortunately between these two, Mashita is usually the one holding the single braincell they share.

#mashita's main priority is pats rn it's too early for proper brain usage for him #yashiki “in a way i'm relaxing by petting him but i'm also freaking out rn what do i doooooo” kazuo over here #ty for the ask!#dude's gonna have to go out and get groceries because man knows for a fact he's only got tofu or something in his fridge but also knowing h #is probably not going to be able to leave Mashita alone anytime soon -w-#at least not before he gets someone else to watch over him as he goes out to probably investigate the fox statue or something

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pvthfinder · 3 months

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--! 𝚃𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙲𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 !--

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 oc #npv #oc: sawyer #sawyer is so down bad for her gf that she’ll sit in the net for hours #despite the very real risk of being fried by her way-more-advanced gf #then comes crawling out of the icebox at 4am a la the ring girl #eats cold lo mein straight out of the fridge like a creature #chugs an entire chromanticore and then goes to sleep for 16 hours #“worth it”

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