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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?
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when I took a month off work I was lowkey worried I'd come back and find everyone had been fine without me and I wasn't needed at all (because being terrible at every previous job I've had did some ✨damage✨ to my self confidence)
but that is not what happened
I have never encountered someone so fucking happy to see me as my boss' wife was on my first day back, her face lit up like it was christmas, she was practically jumping for joy because now that I'm back she doesn't have to do the ops team's fucking timesheets anymore
I have been told by one of the ops guys that my leave of absence had caused a genuine rift in the boss' marriage because his wife hated doing my job so much they were actively fighting about it
to be clear, his wife is lovely, she doesn't usually throw a shit fit about just anything, it was just that my job is just so fucking annoying that she hated every second of it, and that was the most validating shit I have ever experienced in my LIFE
and the reason she was pissed off at my boss/her husband about it is because he's too soft on his crew and doesn't make them all report their hours for the week
which, as you can imagine, makes building their timesheets extremely fucking difficult
it basically turns the whole process into a puzzle that I have to solve using roughly three different sources of information, one of which is the boss himself who isn't always easy to get ahold of when he's on a site
this puzzle is made even more difficult by the fact that a glitch in our form system keeps messing up the dates on the timecards, so I have to cross reference the time cards from the two (2) ops team members, who actually DO fill out their forms, with the roster, but my boss often changes the roster at the last minute without telling me or noting it down, so then I have to cross reference with the reports they have to submit for certain ongoing jobs because they'll have correct dates and also a list of who was present (if they were doing one off smalltime jobs that week I'll have no physical records and will rely entirely on the boss' memory to confirm dates and staff numbers, unless I can get ahold of one of the ops team members themselves and there's only one who will reliably communicate with me but only when he's not currently on a site)
I tried to explain this process to boss' wife before I left and, looking horrified, she asked me 'is there no way to streamline this?' I replied 'this is streamlined'
as far as I'm aware, as long as I've worked there, there has only been a handful of times people were paid incorrectly, and it was because I was not given correct information by the boss, in the time I was gone, his wife told me that she had incorrectly logged several pays because of this broken ass system
so, as you could imagine, my ego is through the fucking roof right now, I am GOOD at this bullshit job, I took an impossible system and made it work, I am playing on hard mode and killing it, in a field I had zero experience in before taking this job other than a natural inclination for organising and scheduling
and to be clear, I love this job, the boss is too soft on his staff but he's a good guy, he makes us all feel valued and appreciated, he paid me above my award rate, he's absurdly accommodating, and I have an insane amount of freedom to do what I want with company files
I may be working with a bullshit system but I can take naps in the office whenever I want and tell my boss off when he's being too soft (one time his wife literally started clapping when I told him off for sending clients their reports before they'd paid for them) and I get to control when I work, and whether I work from home or the office (which is GREAT when my back flares up)
I might not get many hours (only 16 hours per week) because the company is so small and I run out of things to do because I've streamlined everything (boss literally called me TOO EFFICIENT), but he'll give me those 16 even if I spend half of it playing solitaire and watching youtube
so just, yeah, it feels so good to be confident in my work, to feel valued and appreciated and like I'm actually successful at something after being handed dud jobs for years that I wasn't cut out for, and now knowing that what I'm doing is actually genuinely hard but I've been doing it anyway without fail, makes me feel good!
so tldr; taking a month off work taught me I have phenomenal job security because if my boss ever fires me his wife might actually fucking kill him
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I'm issuing a warning. I think the porn-bots just got smarter. I just got a slew of new follows where they had exactly one post, so I didn't delete them automatically.
oh dang that's alarming, thanks for the heads up!
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Danny Phantom is a solidly okay, so-so kind of cartoon, unless you have specific Danny Phantom-shaped receptors in your brain, in which case it is sublime
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when my sibling came out as non-binary my dad being the most opportunistic dadjoker ever seized the moment without mercy and said-
"then I guess that makes me a trans-parent, my pronouns are who/where?!"
you cannot fucking tell me this isn't the most Jack Fenton ass response when Danny came out as trans
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“I’m so normal about them”
I wasn’t in fact so normal about them, I scoured the internet for crumbs.
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Hooooly shit this was a BEAST to color @oceankat8! but i really had so much fun with it omg
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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'we have all agreed' since when has this phandom ever decided on one interpretation of any singular character from this show 😂
I think Jack is perfectly capable of coming up with terrible puns at any opportunity! this man might have rolled high in intelligence and low in wisdom but I don't think being good at puns is a trait that requires keen wisdom
he's silly and goofy and joking around is one of his primary character traits, puns are absolutely on the table of his potential skillsets
when my sibling came out as non-binary my dad being the most opportunistic dadjoker ever seized the moment without mercy and said-
"then I guess that makes me a trans-parent, my pronouns are who/where?!"
you cannot fucking tell me this isn't the most Jack Fenton ass response when Danny came out as trans
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sometimes I think about the fact that we're all going to be forgotten someday and that the only pieces of our existences will be grave or tombs
anyway wanna read about the time I slammed my head on a chessboard
✨no✨
get therapy
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Clown Danny design by @letswonderspirit
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I love to clown on characters in all my fav video games for their silly little idle dialogues but it’s easy to do that when audiences aren’t recording all of YOUR idle dialogue to a wiki page for repeated perusal.
last night my roommate told me to try a new drink and I poured it into a little whiskey glass and took a thoughtful sip and said, “hmmm, this would pair really well with a cigar.” was SHOCKED for some reason when they laughed.
today I walked outside and looked at the sunset and said to myself out loud, “ahh, a pink sky at dusk over the snowy land. one of life’s little gifts.”
was I possessed? not to make fun of myself for feeling and vocalizing wonder and contentment but why did I say it like that!!!
I’m no better than any character I make fun of.
anyway what would your random idle dialogue be?? you have to tell us in the tags/comments since none of ha have character wiki pages.
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Getting new shoes when you have ADHD and Autism is a special kind of Hell
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Artwork from Mukai Natsumi herself, posted on 24th Jan 2024. It was apparently drawn at the time of the serialisation.
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