since ccFit has bad eyesight i imagine qFit does too, the only difference being that qFit thinks it’s normal that everything is somewhat blurry in his vision

him on quesadilla island and whenever someone points out anything at least 5 feet away that has smaller details he’s like “how the hell can you see that?”

eventually it becomes a common occurrence for people (tazercraft/sometimes phil) to point shit out in the distance (the distance being shorter than 10 feet) and try to get fit to describe what it is and they learn that he just guesses what everything is that is too for away for him to see properly (even though they can see it perfectly) so they’re like ok something is up

one day mike’s like “you can’t see anything past me and pac? put on my fucking glasses rn” and hands them to fit and he’s like “why” so they have to explain to fit that it is not normal to have blurry vision. especially when pac easily points out everything that fit can barely even tell the outline to. something only 5 feet away

fit puts on mike’s glasses and he’s like holy shit I can see the barbie dream house from here and tazercraft is like. everyone but you can see the barbie dream house from here fit. you just have bad eyesight

and then after that they make him shitty glasses and he starts pointing out stuff in the distance (farther than 10 feet away) constantly because he can finally see what they are

He's a magician

Lando always chokes when it matters most. we love to see it. he got outqualified by a rookie and is not even top 3 in the 2nd fastest car. fraudo

Thank you anon I love getting requests!

No I don't know how iPhone messages work

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

Answering the age poll made me go to my tumblr profile to double check my age bc I forgot if I was 33 or 34.

Geriatric indeed.

me: okay I'm finally going to get back to working on my review for the episode

the overwhelming urge to write an episode coda of Buck talking to Maddie:

there's something funny about me simultaneously wanting to play re6 but also wanting to dig out my box of littlest pet shops and make a spreadsheet of which ones i own

Theory of Love is definitely one of the hardest BLs to take seriously that I've watched so far (NOBODY SPOIL ME PLS I am up to ep6 and hoping we're gonna switch at some point from Gun POV to Off POV and turn the perspective on its wet-from-water-bottle-showering head, but I don't KNOW for SURE so don't tell meeee) but one thing I'm really vibing with is just how well it captures the sheer disastrousness of disastrous gay friendships!!!

I don't love watching a bunch of dudes be toxically masculine @ every girl that walks past them (though I understand that this performance is the sibling to the boy craziness I performed at all the girls I was in love with in grade school), but I just love the dynamic within the friends group of like WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? WHY ARE OUR FRIENDS SUDDENLY ALWAYS MAD AT EACH OTHER??? WHERE IS ALL THIS DRAMA COMING FROM?????

The drama is coming from Disastrous Queer Friendship. From two friends who cannot/will not communicate how they feel for each other or why "just" friendship is not working. There is no escaping it my guys all you can do is ride the ship through the storm at your bros' side

totally forgot i wrote a fic where rosinante and bell-mere get completely baked

that twitter post thats like “the first hour of any pokemon game is the equivalent of a dmv” i feel that with the first world of any kirby game. sorry

Oh and although I know How to be Alone was initially written as a post breakup song, I think it reads really really well as a song about grief and losing someone deeply important to you as well. It’s not specifically about romantic loss, but instead loss in general. Recently I’ve been listening to it and thinking abt Lark

obsessed with how radiohead discuss high and dry in musician magazine july 1996

im putting. im putting essek caleb criticalrole and olruggio qifrey witchhatatelier in the same room. play date. psychological study. if you are not drawn in by themes discussions of society/law/power/education and big worldbuilding may i interest you in a hot boi. with insatiable lust for understanding in a society ruled by the absolute law of (whats actually not that hard to share!) locked away magic that he despite everything is known and notable, a recluse but an eye in the heart (metaphorical) of a city in the slightly literal graveyard of when magic wasnt locked away, when mages were g-ds and islands floated and. also ur life partner is here and he has Trauma and wants to make things better and he hates the ones who made him like this and wears the scars of it hidden but there, irrefutably there, and both of you are finding love and hope in each other and in your found family and sometimes. an empty grave tells us more about our pasts than we think. u know?

can’t believe it’s already like almost halfway thru june. what

u ever have period cramps so bad they erase ur baby fever

Had a pretty fun weekend. :)