The Zukaang shipper in me does love that the made Aang steal Zuko's actual diary where he just gushes about the Avatar apparently, and meanwhile that fucking dork Zuko just stays up at night sketching widdle, angsty drawings of Aang ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME???

Silence that speaks volumes

danny pudi try not to get hotter with age challenge

he’s losing

NO WAY REJET DID KOU DIRTY

Azusa actually looks good tbh 😘

This is truly mesmerising.

"Mr. Chew, if I plug my toaster into the wall, will it have access to my electricity?"

"Mr. Chew, what's your opinion on the laws of thermodynamics and do they prove God doesn't exist?"

"Mr. Chew, would it be a stretch for this congress to assume that you support eugenics?"

"Mr. Chew, if mankind develops the technology to travel to and colonize Mars by 2030, will you personally finance a twenty-team crew to fly to the planet and access the wifi there, and will you sell that data to China?"

"Mr. Chew, if I accidentally leave my phone at home while I'm at work, will your app sleep with my wife?"

Valen wearing one of his usual tac vests for a contract like the ones above, just a regular work day for him. Except, from out of one those pockets on said tac vest, he pulls out a perfectly baked potato as a snack. It has all the fixings, wrapped in foil. Along with his extra mags, zip-ties, etc etc he just keeps a snack on hand. His husband made it for him. He loves it. It tides him over until him and his team can go get lunch later

This dork, does not in any way shape or form give me PROFESSOR vibes. You cannot convince me.

Honestly, he feels like a sky pirate with that air ship of his.

Frankly i think we need a scene similar to the id still take you scene in 6x13 but i also this an added addition of the word cowboy would also improve this

the ganon design release .

kim dokja what the actual fuck are you doing.

Kian.exe has stopped working

Hey pumpkin!!! I was just had a plot idea about Overhaul that I want u to write. So basically you are working for him in his Yakuza, minding your own business, passing him in the hallways occasionally. One day, he takes you aside to his office where Kai explains how your quirk or blood type or something is special and that you'll be needed for testing. You now have weekly private sessions where he does a medial checkup on you and where he does some tests. You are obviously attracted to him, but assume you two don't have a chance because of his mysophobia. But Chisaki realizes something about himself, that he likes you. He docent understand why these emotions are taking control of him but he tries to conceal for as long as he can. One day, he needs to examine your legs so you take your pants off and are left with just your underwear. He realizes that you're wet, and gets flustered. He rubs your inner thighs with his latex gloves, until you realize that this is not apart of the process. He sits back in his chair and explains how certain people have Erogenous zones, and that if you touch them, it makes you *HORNY*. You are obviously even more turned on by what he is saying and he lifts up your chin with his glove to make you look at him and then he says "What and interesting girl you are" Kai rubs the side of your cheek with his thumb. "Open your mouth." You do and he sticks two of his finger in, you close your mouth and suck on them before he takes them out. "Disgusting" He says smearing the saliva across your lips. "Yet you are still enjoying this, aren't you?" You smile and him and then bang bang kiss kiss smooch smooch. He showers you after. Thanks bbs.

xoxo

could you be a bit more descriptive?

(Pretty sure u wrote it already)

[THIS IS A JOKE. PLEASE DO NOT DESTROY ME]

I think Gojo's plan to save Megumi is to rip off Sukuna's hand where Megumi's soul is and then Megumi will be the jjk version of the Adams family Thing.

You and every other loser at life whining about BioWare are plagued with issues. You're a pathetic loser pissed off that they don't make games for horny white dudebro losers. Keep sucking Larian's dick while they make unfinished games. As long as they put women and anyone who's not a white guy in their place, right? Loser.

Anon, you do know I’m a woman, right?

NO because. why am i Being Approached with romantic interest wtf