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#incorrect 六爻 quotes
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Li Yun: I have a solution.
Yan Zhengming: Thank goodness.
Li Yun: It involves fire.
Yan Zhengming: Absolutely not.
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vazzrock · 3 years
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cheng qian: my dashixiong is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?
li yun: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
shuikeng: tackle him!
yzm's heart demon: dump him.
han yuan: kick him in the shin.
yan zhengming: NO TO ALL OF THOSE XIAO-QIAN JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
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If you're not caught up on the whole Fuyao Sect lore, that's fine because frankly, I'm not either.
Yan Zhengming as Sect Leader
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Han Muchun: Look, I need everyone to be straight with me.
Yan Zhengming: I’m always straight.
Li Yun: That is the biggest lie you have ever told.
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Yan Zhengming: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Cheng Qian: Death is a social construct.
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Yan Zhengming: So I found a full proof method of determining if someone is truly evil.
Shuikeng: And that is?
Yan Zhengming: If they dislike Cheng Qian, they’re evil.
Shuikeng, nodding in agreement: Yeah okay, that’s pretty solid logic.
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Yan Zhengming: We both look really handsome tonight.
Cheng Qian: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Yan Zhengming: I couldn't take that risk.
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Cheng Qian: Hey Niangniang, can you do something for me?
Yan Zhengming: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene of the crime and take the blame.
Cheng Qian: Great. Can you do the dishes?
Yan Zhengming: No.
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Yan Zhengming: Tong Qian, are you okay??? That’s a lot of blood.
Cheng Qian: It’s fine, it’s not my blood.
Yan Zhengming: That’s...supposed to be good?
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Yan Zhengming: There's only one thing worse than death.
Yan Zhengming: [rips off card, so it says Cheng Qian's Death]
Zhang Dasen: Cheng Qian.
Yan Zhengming: No!
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Yan Zhengming: They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
Shuikeng: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 am.
Cheng Qian: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter, and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.
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Li Yun: You've been giving Cheng Qian a lot of attention lately.
Yan Zhengming: He was injured on a mission! Of course I'd give him attention.
Li Yun: ...I was injured in that mission too.
Yan Zhengming: Then you should go to a healer.
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After a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot, just like a lot to deal with.'
Yan Zhengming
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Li Yun: Cheng Qian showed feelings?
Han Tan: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It's hard to tell.
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Han Muchun: Do you ever wonder about you and your place in the universe?
Yan Zhengming: Nope, I know exactly where my place is, and it's directly in the center.
Li Yun: Damn, narcissistic much?
Yan Zhengming: You're just molecules to me.
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Han Muchun: What scares you the most?
Han Yuan: Snakes.
Li Yun: Needles.
Cheng Qian: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Yan Zhengming: Cheng Qian.
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