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sauronnaise · 3 months

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Slay

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thranduilswifesblog · 1 month

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Oropher giving a pep talk : when you had a bad day, give up, go home, and sleep. Fuck it. Try again tomorrow, not every bad day can become a good day, some days are fucked and cannot be unfucked. When you have a day that is fucked beyond repair, that is the universe speaking to you, sending you a messege,listen to the universe, go home. Save your energy. Tomorrow is another day, for now just fucking chill

Elrond : ...

Gil Galad : ...

Thranduil : ...

The entire army ready for the final battle in dagorlad :....

Sauron :....

Gil Galad : BITCH!?-

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kalagrim · 1 year

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Beren: Can I ask you for a favor?

Finrod: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Beren: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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legendaryevokercupcake · 1 year

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Sauron and Morgoth: *Torture Maedhros for 30 years*

Maedhros: *Does not break, does not give them what they want*

Elrond: *Less than a second of puppy eyes* Please?

Maedhros: Fuck *Hands over Simarils* *Hands over all mortal possessions* *Hands over soul* *Hands over relatively ok childhood*

Morgoth: *Shocked pikachu face*

Sauron: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

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waterborn-phoenix · 1 year

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Feanor: and what do you say if someone comes up to you and says "I'm a friend of your father's and was sent to pick you up"?

Ambarussa: we say "you're lying our father doesn't have any friends"!

Feanor:

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glorfindelofgondolin · 1 year

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Fun with Murder Dad

Elros: Hold on, we can explain!

Maedhros: Really? Can you now?

Elrond: We can if you give us a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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maglorslostsilmaril · 2 years

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Someone: So, what’s it like being a part of the Silmarillion community? Do you have long interesting conversations about lore all day!

Me: Yes, yes, mhm, definitely

Me, internally: My entire conscious life has been taken over by dead gay elves

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a-world-of-whimsy-5 · 1 year

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Found footage of Tevildo in Mairon’s forge

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thethirdtreeofvalinor · 1 year

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me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 6 months

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Ngl, obsessed with the idea that the questers know that legolas is, if not thousands of years, then centuries old, but it not regestering until he mentions having met their ancestor or a historical figure to them. It doesn’t help that legolas looks like a teenager.

Just like that scene with eowyn realizing aragorn is a legit grandpa but with legolas and the rest of the walkers instead.

Legolas: i never had the pleasure of having a conversation with the man, but from the brief glimpses of (insert boromir’s ancestor from 1000 years ago here) that i saw, he was an honorable man.

Boromir, bluescreening: yes, he was known as quite the chivalrous man. But for you to have met him you must be at least a thousand years old!

Legolas: *clicks tongue and doesn’t say anything with an amused smile*

Aragorn, who has gone through all these emotions already: older.

Gimli: Older?? Are you telling me that this beardless, pointy elf with a face of a teenager is, what? 2000?

Aragorn: more.

Gimli: MORE???

Merry: if he is close to 3000 years than he was probably born around the last war for the ring!

Legolas, enjoying this all immensely: i was old enough to fight in it actually.

Pippin: alright, so legolas is 3000 and a few centuries. That’s a lot older than i thought to be honest. He looked like the youngest elf in rivendale.

Legolas: i’m 4000, actually.

Gimli: GODDAMN IT! I knew we shouldn’t trust these babyfaced point ears! You can’t even tell their age!

Legolas: if it makes you feel better, other elves also have a hard time discerning the age of silvans. They’ve routinely thought of mine to be millenia younger that we actually are.

Boromir, having an existential crisis: what the fuck