"It was a joke"
The joke :
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Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"
Oropher : "they called them dead. Because F毛anor killed them"
Oropher : "BURN...."
Celebrimbo's spirit : ....
Gil Galad :....
Elrond :.....
Thranduil :....
Isildur : ....
Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-
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Legolas : *heart broken because of Tauriel*
Thranduil : next time you feel butterflies in your stomach, chug a bottle of tequila and drown those motherfuckes. It's not worth your peace
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Well he crippled him, and gave him 7 unhealing wounds. So Fingolfin won this battle
But unfortunately he got stomped by him to death...
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Gil Galad : "say something dark"
Oropher : "your future"
Gil Galad : *whispering* listen to me here you bitch-"
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Thranduil : "I'm just curious, do you think with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"
Celeborn : ....
Legolas : ...
Glorfindel : "well... There's only one way to find-"
Elrond, spraying them all with water : "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
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The guy with yellow shirt is Manw毛 being done with him, the guy with blue shirt and glasses is Sauron being interested and thinks Melkor is cool, the guy who was covering his ears probably Eonwe, already fed up with Melkor's shinanigans, the girl with green dress is Yavanna having her moment. And then there's the rest of the Ainur being completely fed up.
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Wrong.... I watched it for my husband
I am seen.
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*at 3 in the morning*
Galadriel : "Celeborn, I have a question for you-"
Celeborn : "yes I'd cry if you die"
Celeborn : "yes I'd still love you, if you was a worm"
Celeborn : "yes I still love you"
Celeborn : "no. I don't want to break up."
Galadriel : "thank you...."
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Checking on Aran Thranduil's whereabout
Oh haiii welcome to the unhinged tumblr community 馃槀
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Elrond : I want to be a Caterpillar!
Gil Galad : explain?
Elrond : eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Gil Galad : you know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?
Elrond : that's another highlight
Gil Galad : ELROND NO-
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Gil Galad : you can make everyone like you, you're not Elrond
Oropher : what? Not everyone like Elrond
Gil Galad : who doesn't?
Oropher : well-
Gil Galad : *grabs shovel* names, now. give me their names.
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To be fair....
HE'S FUCKING 9FT TALL! HE COULD'VE JUST DUNKED IT WITHOUT EVEN LEAVING THE GROUND
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Celeborn : *trying to flirt* who's your daddy....
Galadriel : your father in law, Finarfin
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Elrond : one day someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world
Thranduil : not if I eat the monalisa
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Celeborn : "do you wanna hear some dark humour?"
Galadriel : "well, yeah I love dark humour"
Celeborn : "alright!" *Turned off the light*
Celeborn : KnOcK... kNoCk-
Galadriel : turns the damn lights back
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Gil Galad : *dying on the floor* call me an ambulance
Oropher : *whispering* you are an ambulance
Gil Galad : ....
Gil Galad : *losing so much blood* motherfuc-
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