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Nines: Can you stop pouting?
Gavin: 🙄
Tina: What did you do?
Nines: I didn't do anything!
Nines: we were at the supermarket and the cashier put the divider between our groceries.
Nines: Gavin said "no, we're together"
Gavin: she rolled her eyes at me and said "yeah sure"
Gavin: This bitch thought Nines is too hot for me!
Tina: Uh... What did Nines actually do though?
Nines: I laughed
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Gavin: I sort've did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Nines: And you came to me?
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Nines: Detective, would you be willing to help me with a New Year's resolution I'm working on?
Gavin: What is it?
Nines: I'd like to go on a date with a certain individual I'm interested in
Gavin: Oh... How would I help?
Nines: Say yes
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At a crime scene
Nines: *tries to sample some blood*
Gavin: Nines, dont put it in your mouth
Connor: First time Nines hears that from you I’m sure
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Nines: Gavin is coming over can you two please for the love of God act like normal human beings for once
Sixty and Connor cocking their nerf guns simultaneously: you should know better than to invite him here
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Someone, pointing to Gavin: Is this guy bothering you?
Nines: Yes, but he's my husband, so I kinda signed up for it.
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Nines: Heat up the food for eight minutes.
Gavin: Okay.
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Nines: why are you pressing that many buttons
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Gavin: I need a man that can break my back.
Nines: Like in what way?
Gavin: (walking away with a smile) ...
Nines: (increasingly more concerned) Gavin. In what way?
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Gavin: Why are you breathing? It's not like you need any oxigen.
RK900: You're correct. I was just doing it for your comfort which I agree doesn't make any sense. I'll stop now.
Gavin: *instant regret*
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Gavin: I wanna know if Nines is gay 😞
Tina: why don't you ask?
Gavin: I can't just ask!
Tina: course you can. Hey Nines!
Nines: Yes?
Tina: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Nines: The audacity
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Nines: Gavin. You can't keep saying "mischief managed" after we finish sex.
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Gavin, recovering in the hospital: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.
Tina: *smacks him upside the head*
Nines: *frantically scouring his database to find out what a "vibe check" is*
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Sixty, showing Nines a video of Gavin trying to make spaghetti in a coffee maker and breaking it: This is the man of your dreams, Nines..?
Nines:
Nines: ..I can fix him.
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Gavin: Look… I’m never really going to love you, you know.
Nines: I know.
Gavin: You kno-
Gavin: Then why do you hang out with me like this anyway? Why do you spend so much time with me?
Nines: Well, because I love you. Isn’t that reason enough?
(Original from @/joshuatreenationalpark on TikTok)
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Detroit: Become Human characters as textposts, part 4 of 4 [ first ]
Gavin and Nines at the bar mod by нарисуй мужика on YouTube
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