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masked-ragdoll · 1 year

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March Incorrect DSMP Quotes 06

today's prompt:

all quote prompts are made by @accursed-worm

#incorrect dsmp quotes #quackity #wilbur soot #c!quackity #c!wilbur #revivedbur #tntduo #tommyinnit #c!tommy #revivedtommy #ranboo #c!ranboo #tubbo #c!tubbo #dsmp #jay art

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faye-writes-stuff · 1 year

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welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

ic master list :)

#techno x reader #technoblade x reader #platonic technoblade x reader #ranboo x reader #platonic ranboo x reader #tommyinnit x y/n #tommyinnit x reader #platonic tommy x reader #platonic!sapnap x reader #platonic tubbo x reader #platonic bench trio x reader #dreamwastaken x reader #dream x reader #dsmp incorrect quotes #sapnap x reader #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound x y/n #Faye writes #Faye's incorrect quotes

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a-capricorn-ohfuckthat · 2 years

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techno: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

ranboo: I think you mean cards.

y/n, audibly disappointed: They did not.

techno, pulling out knives: I did not.

#mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #mcyt incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #dream smp incorrect quotes #mcyt x reader #dsmp x reader #dream smp x reader #mcyt incorrect quotes x reader #dsmp incorrect quotes x reader #dream smp incorrect quotes x reader #ranboo x reader #technoblade x reader

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whatmcytsaid · 4 months

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Slimecicle: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Philza: Have everyone stand.

Wilbur: Bring three more chairs!

Ranboo: The most important ones can sit down.

Tommy: Kill three.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #sorry boys #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #philza #ranboo #slimecicle #crimeboys #dadza #dadza philza

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khyrrn-v2 · 10 months

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Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

#source: idk #dsmp #dream smp #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #incorrect dream smp #incorrect dream smp quotes #allium duo #bee duo #clingy duo #bench trio #bench trio incorrect quote

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beelittle · 4 months

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I saw a harry potter incorrect quotes thing and the benchtrio hyperfixation immediately kicked in lol

#fanart #dsmp #dsmp fanart #bench trio #c!benchtrio #c!ranboo #c!tommy #c!tubbo #incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes

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tang0w0tek · 2 years

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Ranboo: I don't think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife out of this one guys

Techno, holding up his sword: manslaughter it is then

#tw manslaughter #ranboo #c!ranboo #dsmp ranboo #dsmp techno #dsmp technoblade #c!techno #c!technoblade #technoblade #incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #dream smp #dreamsmp #dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp #WHY IS THIS ONE SO POPULAR

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dsmp-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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cc!Ranboo: 60% of my friendship with cc!Tommy and cc!Tubbo is watching them do something stupid that I just told them not to do.

#dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #dream smp #dsmp #ranboo #tommyinnit #tubbo

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disturbed-and-depressed · 1 year

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Y/n: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Ranboo: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

#dream smp #dream smp x reader #dream smp x y/n #dream smp x you #dream smp incorrect quotes #ranboo x reader #ranboo imagine #ranboo x y/n #ranboo x you #mcyt x y/n #mcyt x reader

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tommy2020 · 5 months

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Sam: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?

Quackity: I think that’s called a threat.

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Ranboo: *sneezes*

Phil, on the balcony above him: Bless you!

Ranboo, frantically: God?!

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Tubbo: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Tommy: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Wilbur: Not if they consent to it.

Ranboo: YES?!

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Dream: You’re right. Violence is not the answer.

George: Phew…

Dream: It’s a question.

George: Wait-

Dream, running off: aND THE ANSWER IS YES

George: DREAM NO

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#c!sam #awesamdude #c!quackity #c!dream #dsmp #incorrect quotes #c!ranboo #c!philza #beeduo #c!tubbo #c!wilbur #c!crimeboys #c!clingyduo #c!george

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incorrect-dream-smp-quotes · 2 years

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Tommy: We're fucked. Pick a god and pray.

Ranboo: I'm an atheist.

Tommy: Pick a fucking science, then, Ranboo!! There's no time for semantics!! We're gonna die!!

#incorrect quotes #dream smp #tommyinnit #ranboo #allium duo

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masked-ragdoll · 1 year

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March Incorrect DSMP Quotes 02

today's prompt:

all quote prompts are made by @accursed-worm

#incorrect dsmp quotes #ranboo #tubbo #c!ranboo #c!tubbo #dsmp #jay art

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faye-writes-stuff · 1 year

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INCORRECT QUOTES TIME

sapnap, throwing their head into y/n's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! y/n, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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tommy: Are you ready to commit? y/n: Like, a crime, suicide, or a relationship?

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y/n: Do you want to know your gay name? ranboo: My... my gay name? y/n: Yeah, it's your first name- ranboo: Haha. Very funny y/n- y/n: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. ranboo: Oh- oh my god.

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dream: Can you cut me some slack, y/n? I’m sort of in love. y/n: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. dream: I’m in love with you. y/n: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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tubbo: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. ranboo: Well, that was entirely predictable. tubbo: One of them punched a gang member. ranboo: tommy? tubbo: y/n, actually. ranboo: Oh, that was going to be my second guess

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bro should i make a tag for these lmao?

imma make more because yes

#Faye's incorrect quotes #dsmp x reader #dsmp #mcyt #platonic tommy x reader #platonic bench trio x reader #platonic ranboo x reader #platonic tubbo x reader #dreamwastaken x reader #dream x reader #ranboo x reader #sapnap x reader

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dreamsmpstuffs · 9 months

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so i found an incorrect quote generator and i made a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring the (no longer minors) of the smp

(and if you check my account youll see like 3 more of these i just didnt feel like tagging all of them)