Lucy: *dangles hand off be

Natsu, under the bed: *grabs hand*

Lucy: This is nice

Lucy: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-

Natsu: shh don't ruin the moment

Lucy: I’ve saved a lot of jewels in electricity bills during winter. All because of my personal portable heater. 😏

Natsu: I should be mad at you…but I can’t for some reason. 😑

Lucy: If you were to die, what would your last words be? Natsu: I love you Lucy: Aww, me too! Lucy: What about you, Gray? Gray: Finally. Erza: No.

idk if i’m stupid or what because HOW AM I JUST NOW FIGURING OUT THAT LUCY IS IN BETWEEN NATSU’S LEGS, NOT NEXT TO HIM 😭😭😭

mashima making nalu canon ❌

mashima making nalu art even tho they’re canonically not together (yet) and leading us on for the inevitable ✅

Lucy, at a client who’s refusing to pay: Listen, if I wanted to be fucked I would’ve stayed home and left the window unlocked for Natsu.

Natsu, awkwardly standing behind Lucy while trying to avoid Gray and Ezra’s stares: Please pay her.

Lucy: (sneezes) it's probably the pollen Natsu: (punching the air) what the FUCK leave her ALONE

Lucy : What's all this

Natsu : A moon-shaped rock and some weird flowers that I found on my way

Natsu, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Lucy, confused: I mean this is my house, so yeah.

Natsu, walking around in sweatpants two sizes too small.

Lucy: Natsu, are those my sweatpants?!

Natsu:

Natsu: I plead the fifth.

Natsu, admiring a sleeping Lucy: You’re so cute.

Lucy, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Natsu, lovingly: I know.

Natsu: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this

Lucy: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Lucy: Are you an idiot?!

Natsu: Yeah, I’m an idiot!

Lucy: I promised Master we wouldn't do anything illegal.

Natsu: Why would you lie to Gramps like that?

more people need to know about this 🥹

Gray: So, you and Lucy just got married. Natsu: Yeah. Gray: She walked down the aisle, said her vows, you said yours, now you're married. By law. Natsu: That is true. Gray: And Juvia is pregnant. With my son. Natsu: That's also the truth. Gray: So... do you forgive me for my old crush on Lucy? Natsu: Absolutely not. Gray: DUDE.

Natsu: I am the strongest demon created by the Black Wizard Zeref…

Lucy: Yes, and…?