jongho: alright, fill me in on everything i missed. wooyoung: hongjoong chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week. *cut to* hongjoong: lithen up, theonghwa. seonghwa: *chuckles* hongjoong: i'm thorry, did i thay thomething amuthing to you? hongjoong: anthwer me, you thon of a bitch!

Jongho: so you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze the stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?

Yeosang, consoling San: yes

Ateez as textposts, Bouncy edition!

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San: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body' Yeosang: *bored* Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them' Jongho: Now that's a threat! Yunho: *covering Mingi's ears in horrified silence*

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Wooyoung: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Jongho: Why?

Wooyoung: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Seonghwa.

Jongho: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Wooyoung: Jongho, you have opened my eyes.

Seonghwa: we all have our demons

Seonghwa grabbing HongJoong: this one’s mine

Seonghwa: Does everyone know their job for today?

Jongho: Water the flowers.

San: Vacuum the carpet.

Mingi: Wash the dishes.

Yeosang : Pretend to be a wolverine.

Seonghwa : Close enough.

FEATURING WOOYOUNG, JONGHO AND YEOSANG IN THIS LIL COMIC.

Credit goes to whoever originally did the incorrect quote or whatever it was from, I ONLY DID THE ART :3

AND OF COURSE!

Please don't steal, reupload and all that jazz please!

99 line

san: hail satan!

wooyoung: rain satan

yeosang: snow satan

hongjoong: ...

yunhoo: tomorrow there is a 98% chance of precipisatan

jongho: it`ll be foggy in the morning...

mingi: ... lots of condensatan!

seonghwa: please, just stop-

wooyoung: oh, hey captain. wooyoung: did you get my report on the finley murder? hongjoong: yeah, i looked it over. hongjoong: nice work. wooyoung: good. wooyoung: thanks, dad. everyone: *stops and stares at wooyoung* wooyoung: why is everyone staring at me?" yeosang: you just called captain kim "dad". yeosang: you said, "thanks, dad". wooyoung: what? wooyoung: no i didn't. wooyoung: i said "thanks man". hongjoong: do you see me as a father figure, wooyoung? wooyoung: no! wooyoung: if anything, i see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me. seonghwa: hey! seonghwa: show your father some respect! wooyoung: i didn't call him dad! hongjoong: no, no, no, no, wooyoung. hongjoong: i take it as a compliment. mingi: it's not a big deal. mingi: i called yunho "mom" once, and he's my fiancé. wooyoung: guys, jump on that! wooyoung: mingi has psychosexual issues! san: old news! san: but you calling hongjoong daddy— wooyoung: hey, daddy is not on the table here jongho: but you did call him dad, dude. wooyoung: you, shut up. wooyoung: you've done nothing but lie since you got here. jongho: alright, alright, i was lying about the holdup. jongho: but the dad thing— that happened. wooyoung: AHA! wooyoung: he admitted that his alibi was a lie. wooyoung: it was a trap— all part of my crazy... devious... plan. hongjoong: i believe you. wooyoung: thank you. hongjoong: son. wooyoung: ... hongjoong: you wanna talk about it later over a game of catch? wooyoung: ...i'd like that.

Yeosang: do you want a tarot reading

Jongho: those are Pokémon cards

Yeosang: you got a magikarp

Jongho:

Yeosang: it means you fucked up

Ateez as out of context messages I’ve been sent by my friends, one like and I'll release the rest

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*Ateez when Yeosang just even breathes*

Ateez: " Let's give him space to be precious. "

Yunho: I wish you could block people in real life Seonghwa: Restraining order Jongho: Murder