just realised the reality of signing up for a week long residential - i have to stay in a room with other people kms

#gay #straight #bisexuality #pansexual #imscrewed https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck1WN0KuwMv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#onlyingotham does your friend tell the local vigilantes that you write fanfiction about them #thanksalot #imscrewed #pleasedontkillme UPDATE: I think they found my account because I keep getting strangely specific feedback on my writing #thatsawip #igotaverylengthythreatfromthelittlerobin #sorryiusedgoogleytanslate #ithinkredrobinlikesthecoffeshopau

imscrewed...

I knew it!! #ivegotthegoldenticket #highwaytohell #isitwarminhere #orisitjustme 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤷🏻‍♀️ #tattoos #drink #pork #mmm #short #imscrewed 😂😂😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CS8Z0--g5fG/?utm_medium=tumblr

Wanna get the fuck outta the US but I don't have any money so I'm just walking around like...

Mom: *comes home*

Me, who hasn't done any of my chores:

So I like this guy.

........fuck.

definitely have made a playlist for my crush and not sent it to her cause it's all love songs...help

"̴̈͜D̸̻̍́o̵͙̖̳̓̊ ̴͚̈́̂w̷͔͂ͅë̷͓̞́̍́ ̵̮͇̎̍h̴̨̅̈́̚a̷̯͛v̸͖͗̔͝e̵̛̗̍̓ ̵̲̲̑̇̕ḁ̶̡̢̅̆́ ̵͚̊̈́̇d̷̙̓͋̈́ḙ̴̈́̂͝a̴͉̠̐l̴̼̏͂?̴̡̙͛͑̽~̴̝̋̏͝"̴̦́̑̿

Well heck it's a devil boi! I think I have way too much fun drawing Anti but hey he's a fun demon puppeteer to draw!

ha what do you mean i draw anti too much?...Im..probably a puppet by now oh boy

Post wedding vibes ✌🏼 #IMScrewed #welcometothefamily https://www.instagram.com/p/Bop9DyTjFxd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dm8z3agfbjqs

My brother just carried a live bee into my room... help?

so being the clumsy shit i am, i scratched my forehead with my nails while putting my jumper on. and now it’s just there and bleeding and i have places to be tomorrow. WITH A RED ANGRY SCAR ON MY FACE.

That moment when you disable your phone cause you tried everyone else’s passwords cause they trust you with it and no one can help cause your selfish ass didn’t trust anyone with yours

That moment when you finally look what is making that noise every time you go for a run! I really don’t need that extra hardware! . . . . . . . . . . . #thursday #noise #run #screw #hardware #running #work #workout #fitness #runningshoes #wellness #ouch #sandiego #home #instagood #imscrewed (at San Diego, California)

I watched the first episode of Girls this morning to see if there was enough Adam Driver in it to balance out the Lena Dunham and oh. my. god. What have I done?