Gotham city memes once again

Happy pride month everyone!!!❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🐈‍⬛

I moved out of the country a while ago, but im from gotham. my class went for two weeks on an exchange trip, and I TOLD THEM "we really shouldn't be going. you will not last a day because paris is not like gotham." and they didn't believe me.

well jokes on them because five got mugged (they fine, all got saved by varying bats) AND we got caught in a bank robbery within the first three days.

and now I remember why my parents wanted to move so bad.

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So for Halloween I went out as a gender bent Riddler. I spent two moths working on the costume (I work slow Ok?). Any way I went to a party with my friends in some old Gotham hanger, And guess who shows up? The Riddler himself. I was kind of worried that we would all get held hostage or something, but turns out he is a really chill man. He liked my costume. #onlyingotham #heaskedformynumber #hewantsmetodesignhimanewcostume #happyHalloween #imightbeconsderingdatingavillain.

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So I’m the chick that accidentally started dating Scarecrow. And it’s actually really nice. When he’s locked up in Arkham I go to visit him and I bring him books to read. When he’s out we go on actually nice dates. He actually really enjoys movies and I’m showing him my collection cause I’m a big film buff. My favorite part is after the movies he likes to amalyze the characters it’s fun to listen to him do this while having ice cream.

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I was recently kidnapped by scarecrow and got wave of his newest fear toxin. It’s safe to say I can’t sleep anymore. So I just started doing Tai Chi since the lady next door said it will help. After doing it for a week I felt like I being watched. Next thing I know Black Bat is showing me what doing i’m wrong and even started doing it with me. Two weeks later i’m able to sleep without nightmares. Thank you Black Bat

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Only in Gotham will your kidnapper let you go because you answered a riddle correctly and quickly.

*Cough cough, Riddler, cough cough.*

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So I go to college about 30 minutes from Gotham and my friends are trying to get me to go to the city. Like… no thanks. Went there once, got exposed to some chemical attack from the Joker and that was enough for me. Power to y’all who continue to live in that city but, respectfully, No ❤️

Update: thanks to the weather, apparently I didn’t even need to go to Gotham to get exposed to supervillain chemical attacks!

#onlyoutsideofgothamapparently

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I was up doing an essay on crime rates in Gotham and chose the first escape as the perfect spot to do it and just witnessed a cackling Red Hood attempting to teach a pissed of Robin how to do the macarena??? #OnlyInGotham #wtf #theyreactinglikebrothers #whyisredhoodsogoodatdoingthemacarena #ohmygodrobinjustkickedredhoodofftheroof #fuckthisimdoingmyessayinside

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#onlyingotham do you see a group of circus clowns throwing water balloons and calling him a poser while he's trying to fight off Batman. Smh this place is so weird, I'm glad I'm going back to Metropolis after this week.

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#OnlyinGotham will you see a supervillain paying taxes. The IRS is no joke. #FearTheIRS. #TheIRSKnowsAll.

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#onlyingotham is where you find Deadshot, Deathstroke, Green Arrow, and Batman playing darts together. I guess they want to prove whose the best marksman, so I bet on Green Arrow. Mostly to piss off Batman at least, lol. #whenmeandtheboysthrowshitataboard

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So I live in Gotham and my sister just called me to demand I explain why I didn't tell her how cheap the rent was here since I know she's been looking for a new place.

1. Rent is cheap because the city gets attacked by the joker or some other villain every few days

2. She's afraid of regular clowns. She can't even go to the circus without panicking, and she thinks Gotham is the city for her? Dude

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#onlyingotham does your friend tell the local vigilantes that you write fanfiction about them #thanksalot #imscrewed #pleasedontkillme UPDATE: I think they found my account because I keep getting strangely specific feedback on my writing #thatsawip #igotaverylengthythreatfromthelittlerobin #sorryiusedgoogleytanslate #ithinkredrobinlikesthecoffeshopau

Word to the wise: NEVER mention The Wizard of Oz within earshot of The Mad Hatter or any of his cronies. ESPECIALLY never say that it was far superior. I have been in the ICU for six weeks and it'll be another eight before all the chemicals can be flushed out of my body. #imrighttho

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#onlyingotham do you get hired by some guy wearing white and red to argue for the legality of cocaine in gotham #IThinkHisNameIsSnowFlame #TheGuySeemedReallyDeadsetOnThis #LawyerThings #TheCourtCaseIsNextWensday #WhyIsBatmanWatchingMeThroughTheWindow

Adventures in vines number who's even keeping count at this point. You know those days where you're just "this might as well happen"? Yeah, it's been one of those days. Stumbled upon a very heated argument between the Polka Dot Man and the Condiment King today (don't ask me about what, idek), and when I tried to get past them because I was late for class, the Polka Dot Man told me my boots were ugly??? So I just snapped back "shut up your mother buys you megablocks instead of LEGOs" #onlyingotham #helookedsooffended?? #cklaughedhisassoff #thengavemeliketenketchuppacketsfromburgerking #thismightaswellhappen

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So I drink alot of coffee to medicate my ADHD (Aderal hates me), so I like going to local ones cuz I love the creative drinks. I ran into Tim drake outside a bookstore one and all i heard him mutter was "maybe I'll try the one with fear toxin to wake me up". Like dude no, it might be dark Academia, also be a book store, might have a special drink named after a poe drink... omg CRANE IS RUNNING THE COFFEE SHOP...#onlyingotham #nowiwanttotrytheNEVERMOOREwithanextrashot

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