I'm not crying, I just got something stuck in my eye

TEARS

ooooh what about smokey! (mac's smoke monster)

YOU MEAN MY FUCKING WIFE?!?!?!

WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY. WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY! WHAT WAS HE-

Sun Wukong: "Kid—new armor isn't going to cut it! We have to hit Azure with everything we've got! You can't just, ignore this whole part of your power because it scares you!"

MK: "I-"

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LITERALLY WHAT. WHAT WAS IT. MK HONEY SWEETIE DARLING WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TELL WUKONG HERE

Bart: *casually traps a fifth dimensional imp for eternity by quantum entangling him inside of an atom*

The Team:

Ozzie did you lay these eggs?

Everyone say Hi to my Fizzmodeus kids! (They're somewhere in their teens, undecided right now)

also babies first drawing (doodle) of Fizz lmao -- I should draw Ozzie at some point

Blitzø + existing in a hospital waiting room as an imp

A belated birthday gift for @carlav-blogs , brought to you by Finish Your Fucking Fics February <3

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“Daddy!”

“Hi, baby.” Harry hoisted his daughter in his arms and kissed her cheek. “Did you have fun with Grandad and Pops today?”

“Yeah! Grandad bought me a unicorn!” Athena wiggled out of Harry’s grip and grabbed his hand. “Come see!” 

“She has enough toys, Sirius,” Cedric said good-naturedly as he followed his husband and daughter into the cottage. There wasn’t any heat to his words. He knew as well as Harry that fighting Sirius on spoiling his grandkids was a losing battle.

“Oh, don’t worry,” Sirius said cheerfully from his armchair. “It isn’t a toy.”

“What do you mean, it isn’t--” Athena opened the back door, and the words dried up in Harry’s mouth. “Oh.”

“I’m gonna name her Cassiopeia,” Athena said, bounding over to the unicorn and petting her neck. “Pops helped me pick the name from one of his books.” 

“Honey…” Harry trailed off. He turned to glare at his godfather, who had gotten up from the armchair and was now lounging against the open doorway to the kitchen with a shit-eating grin on his face. “We can’t take the unicorn home with us.” 

“Why not?” Athena’s eyes were wide and imploring. “Pops says they’re really easy to take care of! An’ I’ll feed her and water her every day, an’ take her for rides, an’ - “ 

“Baby, we live in London, you can’t ride a unicorn in the middle of--” Harry pressed the heels of his hands to his eyes. “Sirius.” 

“Athena,” Sirius said, dropping into a crouch and beckoning her to him. “How about we keep her at Grandad’s house?”

“Sirius!” 

“You can come visit her whenever you like, and she’ll have lots of room to run. Look, she’s already making friends with Pops’ Grindylow.” 

Indeed, Cassiopeia had wandered over to the pond, and was drinking from it while the Grindylow watched her. 

Athena sighed. “I guess.”

“Good.” Sirius kissed her cheek. She went over to Cedric, who shot Harry a significant look before taking Athena’s hand and leading her to the Floo in the other room.

“You can’t just buy her whatever she asks for, Sirius!” Harry said as soon as they had gone. 

“Of course I can. She’s not my kid.” Sirius patted his cheek. “Saying no to her is your job, Harry James.”

:3c Ketzi ✨🐇🌈

lookie, lookie, i finally made a refsheet, can u believe it! >:3c hehe

Is Six Ears an Aspect of Sun Wukong?

I've seen some people claim that Six Ears is not an aspect of Sun Wukong's mind. They either ignore the references to "one mind" and "two Minds" (and the Buddhist philosophy behind them), or they just say it's allegory and nothing more. Well, there are actually internal story details from chapter 58 that support the close connection between the Monkey King and his doppelganger.

1) The Bodhisattva Guanyin and her “eyes of wisdom” (huiyan, 慧眼) can’t tell them apart:

The various deities and the Bodhisattva stared at the two for a long time, but none could tell them apart (Wu & Yu, 2012, vol. 3, p. 106). 眾諸天與菩薩都看良久，莫想能認。 [And later:] Pressing his palms together, our Buddha said, “Guanyin, the Honored One, can you tell which is the true Pilgrim and which is the false one?” “They came to your disciple’s humble region the other day,” replied the Bodhisattva, “but I truly could not distinguish between them …” (Wu & Yu, 2012, vol. 3, p. 114). 我佛合掌道：「觀音尊者，你看那兩個行者，誰是真假？」菩薩道：「前日在弟子荒境，委不能辨 …

2) The tight-fillet spell works on both Monkeys:

Asking Moksa and Goodly Wealth [a.k.a. Red Boy] to approach her, the Bodhisattva whispered to them this instruction: “Each of you take hold of one of them firmly, and let me start reciting in secret the Tight-Fillet Spell. The one whose head hurts is the real monkey; the one who has no pain is specious.” Indeed, the two disciples took hold of the two Pilgrims as the Bodhisattva recited in silence the magic words. At once the two of them gripped their heads and rolled on the ground, both screaming, “Don’t recite! Don’t recite!” The Bodhisattva stopped her recital … (Wu & Yu, 2012, vol. 3, p. 106). 菩薩喚木叉與善財上前，悄悄吩咐：「你一個幫住一個，等我暗念緊箍兒咒，看那個害疼的便是真，不疼的便是假。」他二人果各幫一個。菩薩暗念真言，兩個一齊喊疼，都抱著頭，地下打滾，只叫：「莫念，莫念。」菩薩不念 …

(If someone disagrees with this one, they need to show where it says Six Ears is faking the pain.)

3) Both the Jade Emperor and the imp-reflecting mirror can’t tell them apart:

Issuing a decree at once to summon Devariija Li, the Pagoda-Bearer, the Jade Emperor commanded: “Let us look at those two fellows through the imp-reflecting mirror, so that the false may perish and the true endure.” The devaraja took out the mirror immediately and asked the Jade Emperor to watch with the various celestial deities. What appeared in the mirror were two reflections of Sun Wukong: there was not the slightest difference between their golden fillets, their clothing, and even their hair. Since the Jade Emperor found it impossible to distinguish them, he ordered them chased out of the hall (Wu & Yu, 2012, vol. 3, pp. 107-108). 玉帝即傳旨宣托塔李天王，教：「把照妖鏡來照這廝誰真誰假，教他假滅真存。」天王即取鏡照住，請玉帝同眾神觀看。鏡中乃是兩個孫悟空的影子，金箍、衣服，毫髮不差。玉帝亦辨不出，趕出殿外。

4) Only omniscient beings like Investigative Hearing (Ksitigargbha's mount) and the Buddha can tell the two apart:

[T]he Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha said, “Wait a moment! Wait a moment! Let me ask Investigative Hearing to listen for you.” That Investigative Hearing, you see, happens to be a beast that usually lies beneath the desk of Ksitigarbha. When he crouches on the ground, he can in an instant perceive the true and the false, the virtuous and the wicked among all short-haired creatures, scaly creatures, hairy creatures, winged creatures, and crawling creatures, and among all the celestial immortals, the earthly immortals, the divine immortals, the human immortals, and the spirit immortals resident in all the cave Heavens and blessed lands in the various shrines, rivers, and mountains of the Four Great Continents. In obedience, therefore, to the command of Ksitigarbha, the beast prostrated himself in the courtyard of the Hall of Darkness, and in a little while, he raised his head to say to his master, “I have the name of the fiend …” (Wu & Yu, 2012, vol. 3, p. 112) …地藏王菩薩道：「且住，且住。等我著諦聽與你聽個真假。」原來那諦聽是地藏菩薩經案下伏的一個獸名。他若伏在地下，一霎時，將四大部洲山川社稷，洞天福地之間，蠃蟲、鱗蟲、毛蟲、羽蟲、昆蟲、天仙、地仙、神仙、人仙、鬼仙，可以照鑒善惡，察聽賢愚。那獸奉地藏鈞旨，就於森羅庭院之中，俯伏在地。須臾，擡起頭來，對地藏道：「怪名雖有…」。 [...] Smiling, Tathagata said, “Though all of you [Guanyin] possess vast dharma power and are able to observe the events of the whole universe, you cannot know all the things therein, nor do you have the knowledge of all the species” (Wu & Yu, 2012, vol. 3, p. 114). 如來笑道：「汝等法力廣大，只能普閱周天之事，不能遍識周天之物，亦不能廣會周天之種類也。」 […] [After the Buddha explains the ten categories of life and the four types of celestial primates (see the introduction here), he says:] As I see the matter, that specious Wukong must be a six-eared macaque … (Wu & Yu, 2012, vol. 3, p. 115). 我觀假悟空乃六耳獼猴也 …

In short, the twin monkeys are so hard to tell apart simply because they are representations of the true and illusionary minds (refer back to the article) within the same person.

So what does this say about Shadowpeach? I know LMK is a separate entity from the novel, but applying canon to this ship would make it more self-love, right? I'm sure those with creatively perverted minds know what I'm taking about.

When a scorpion mother gives birth most species will ride on the mother's back until they can fend for themselves

So now I'm picturing Scorpia just carrying everyone's baby, she's just got like twenty babies she's transporting

Me: I don't like the idea of shera lovechildren. I think the idea of everyone rushing to get kids is a rather heterocissexist concept.

You: Okay but what if they all rode on Scorpia's back?

Me: ....Give me 15 minutes.

redraw of my old Skullkid art from like almost two years ago... i love my best friend noheadboy. he's harmless i swear!!!!!!

I know it’s really late but macaque in a SIX the musical inspired costume is a pretty good fit.

corset? check! fish nets? check! spiked collars? hell yeah!

costume design hard lol

I'm so glad a common lmk fan experience is "How do you recommend or talk about this show to anyone". Because truly how do you. They're Legos.

If there's something strange in Blüdhaven,

Who you gonna call? Bart Allen!!

If there's something small that needs elimination,

Who you gonna call? Bart Allen!!

He ain't afraid of no imp!

Me and a friend were watching NMBC and I was like "Yea Boogie's Boys kinda Team ZIT core" and then drew this. I didn't really shade it because I got a bit lazy but it's fine I like how it looks

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. thankyu)