"Careful is something you learn from losing your fingers."

No, Jesper. Careful is something you learn from growing up in a home where you have to think through everything you do or say. Careful is something you learn when your father has high expectations that you struggle to meet, no matter what you do. Careful is something you learn when you're consistently called useless, and you have to put 110% effort into everything you work on, to try and stop hearing it and believing it. Careful is something you learn when you're Wylan Van Eck.

just had (evil) thoughts

so Ed gets rid of the silk first, right? He lets it go to the wind. then he gets rid of Lucius, then all of Stede's nice things, then his crew (save for Jim and Frenchie).

he puts on the Big Bad Scary Kraken persona and says this:

"Farewell Bonnet's playthings. Onto the next."

does that. does that mean he views his red piece of silk as one of 'Bonnet's Playthings' as well?

does that mean that Ed thought his heart was being toyed with? but does that also mean that he nevertheless believed it still belonged to Stede?

like yes, you may have been reckless with it, but it was yours anyway.

and maybe that's part of why he abandons it. maybe he didn't think it belonged to him anymore. maybe it became Stede's the moment he held it with both hands and treated it with care despite how 'tatty and old' it was.

I know alot of people see that scene of Arthur standing on the oil wagon like the most badass thing ever but every time I see it I get pregnant.

L calls Light "Kira" in bed once and Light gets an instant boner and L is all like "oh Light-kun, your dick got 4.20% more twitchy, this raises your Kira percentage by 69%" and Light's boner gets a boner

POV: you are Courier Six that has just hired Dean Domino for your wedding at the Ultra-Luxe

Wayne but the endless cycle is constipation diarrhea constipation diarrhea constipation diarrhea

wei ying’s ‘this child i gave birth to him’

vs

kazuki’s “those our genes at work”

who will become the true mpreg-truther king

therapy is expensive but rodrick heffley fandom wiki page is free

the spirit from rez dogs... you know the dick is insane

[ID: The fuckable pride flag with pictures of the letter W, Mount Everest, and the leg emoji. Over them is a green checkmark and text that says "fuckable". End ID]

Scoliosis has sweeped the Medialess group, having at least twice as many votes as its competitors despite the fact that it was in the biggest group of the competition. Only one conclusion can be taken from this: people on Tumblr dot com want to fuck the letter W, Mount Everest, and the leg emoji

Your voice has been heard, Tumblr. This blog will now be accepting rule 34 art and writing of the mentioned competitors. It is a public service that we must undertake

Anyway, come back tomorrow (03/05) at midday UTC to vote in the Cluster C groups. More information here

Thinking about that time my best friend's mother suddenly ended our communication (long distance friends who met in person first) without so much as a goodbye to each other and now I can't find her anywhere on the internet. It's like she just vanished...

If Naomi ever met Mikami she'd take half a look at him and then obliterate him with such a devastating set of words that he'd snot-cry, cum, and die

Why is grunkle stan kinda 😳

!!!VENT POST, NO REBLOGING, PLEASE!!!

TW: MENTONS $U!C!DE

(I'm probably going to delete this later or not, idk, I'll see)

So. I hate myself now, like REALLY hate myself now. I hate my school, I hate my generation, I hate everything now. All I see now are a bunch of teens in my school, being little brats because they don't like something or they just want attention like the little 2yr old brat.

I want to leave my school, I just want this to be done, I sometimes just want to k!ll myself just right here and now. I'm just done with everything, I'M DONE WITH EVERYONE IN MY SCHOOL!!! I'm already dealing with stress about school and getting my stories on here to show you all, I don't need more on my plate right now. I always have to "stay positive" to not create any trouble.

I'm done, I'm just done.

bitch i'm headed to birmingham in my slutty sparkly little fit and my mommy milkers are mommy milking

how tf did ppl think john laurens was this uwu softy😭 like i was apart of that but i started thinking recently why people thought that😭😭