Guys guys guys if normal ran after hermie the second he fell out the window and the portal closed right before hjs eyes as he was falling then wouldnt hermie have seen normal run after him??
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Probably the dumbest hill I’m willing to die on that I can think of is that I refuse to call Billy Batson “Shazam”. Fuck that shit. He’s Captain Marvel in my heart, damnit. It just sounds cooler.
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What happens if I say Daemon actually used Valyrian and Lys love spells and prayers to seduce Nettles?
That Rhaenyra was right about the spells, but it was actually Daemon after spending all that time in Essos trying to have a great romance before he died. Obviously, Nettles is his type, but I find it a bit convenient that he parallels Sheepstealer so well.
Old, ill-tempered, high kill count, war criminals, hating Alyn, likes black women, solitary creatures?
Coincidence? It gets more serious with the other evidence
Everyone thinks Daemon is like Oberyn, but really, he's Ellaria Sand in a past life, seducing Nettles before he breaks the spell and lets her go. That's what Caraxes scream does, it breaks the charm.
I'm on to you, Daemon. I know what you are.
(VIDEO EVIDENCE OF ME TYPING THIS AS AN UNSERIOUS INDIVIDUAL)
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Wizard with a keytar. Like the keyboard guitars? Reblog if you agree
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Rip Agent Curtis Mega. You would’ve loved 80s pop music
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Stanley would speak in arial. On fridays he would switch it up to comic sans.
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Newborn Vampire: Now that I'm a vampire what should I do?
Demetri:
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annie edson had the world's biggest fattest crush on britta perry. send post
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Hunter definitely was dropped on the head as a baby or whatever age he came out of the ground as, belos definitely dropped Hunter when he out of the ground.
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The song “When the World’s at Stake” from “The Trail To Oregon!” Is how I imagine Scary’s mom to be
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mudd's women ultimate gay spock truthing episode
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geralt and dandelion are SO moomin and snufkin coded
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