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#im a normal guy who is being so normal#im not coming across tweets from the person who i interviewed with today and getting my hopes up#definitely not#i love being delulu#the wait on hearing back from them is gonna kill meeeeee
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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best
#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#riz gukgak#figueroth faeth#sklonda gukgak#dimension 20#this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really.#I am very normal about riz (<- lying)#it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth)#riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the#majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job#and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous#like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time#not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day#and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize#you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working#this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me#the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society#holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense#anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir
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I love that the most popular ace attorney mlm ships are all just some guy (Phoenix, Apollo, Ryunosuke) who is as close as these games get to normal (limit of one unique accessory) and the total heartthrob (Edgeworth, Klavier, Kazuma) who is absolutely head over heels smitten with him
#guy who is a little dorky and pathetic being the type of the most desirable lawyers is just so funny to me#the vibe is wonderful here#those doe-eyed defense lawyers sure do have that unstoppable rizz despite being the protag flavor of bland#im not saying that they're normal but in the aa universe they're just... the least eccentric#Klavier and Kazuma are the blatant flirts but Edgeworth paces in his office and can't stop thinking about phoenix#he doesn't know how to flirt he just has a gay crisis whenever he remembers that he's insanely attracted to phoenix#He is so pissed that he's so in love with phoenix and it is so funny#ace attorney#wrightworth#narumitsu#klapollo#asoryuu
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a father's love
#SNIFFLIGN AND WEEPING. IM SO FUCKNH NORMAL ABT THE KNIGHT OF DAWN. SNIFFLES. I LOVE HIM#guys u dont get it anytime i think abt him i start tearing up its so TRAGIC. being essentially pushed into the role of a knight for his kin#and pushed to kill briar valley's princess when he clearly doesnt want to. for the sake of a POTENTIAL to save the man who took him in. for#the sake of keeping his love happy and saving her father. to have a kid who you care so deeply for that u both give him up to a better futu#putting him to sleep for who knows how long so he can live in peace. even if it means you wont be in the picture. even if ur dead. SNIFFLES#im CRYIGN im MUSHY ABT IT. FUCKJIGN SUE ME#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#silver vanrouge#knight of dawn#ch 7 spoilers#book 7 spoilers#UUAGAAGAHHHHHHHHH#suntails#AND SILVER!!!! so resentful of what his og dad did. so guilt ridden of being his descendant. bearing the pain of a crime he didnt even comm#of leaving malleus with no parents. of killing the PRINCEiSS of his KINGDOM that hes been sworn to protect. the feeling of treason in his <#him trying desperately to push this away while completely paralyzed over the weight of his realization and crumbling to it. AUGGHGHH#sorry im normal (lying) (lyign) (extra lying)
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maglor's first time getting to go to a concert / his favorite singer attending maglor's first big concert
#silm#silmarillion#maglor#i didnt feel like inventing a name for the band so their name is just Band in tengwar#im pretty sure band means something in sindarin anyways (as in angband)#btw i have decided the band guy is named#moredhel#hes a feanorian and later a captain of maglors guard in the Gap#and yes he still dresses up like mandos for the bonus intimidation factor in battle#maglor's horses are the least easily spooked in all of beleriand because his army is half singers and all very screamy#only a few of them do the full feanturian look tho#it's very effective because everyone is scared of mandos#ranging from the people who actually know him being somewhat weirded out by his whole prophecy thing#to people who only know his reputation being absolutely terrified#maybe theres one feanturian warrior who specifically dresses as one of irmo's maia#and who specializes in those weird Songs that make people see the events of the song#ooh maybe moredhel survives to the third age and lives in rivendell#he doesn't normally wear the feanturi makeup anymore and basically nobody born post-darkening remembers feanturian-emo/goth subcultures#so when he does put the feanturian mask and makeup on half the house starts screaming about mandos#elrond unfortunately has to deal with it#at least he's causing less trouble than ''''Lindir''''
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hey don't cry. the jeri/rys will never be able to share simple human intimacy. they'll never get to hold hands. why are you crying louder
#im so normal about them!!!!!#<- read one fic that changed his life forever#the axeman is like the minotaur to me#daedelus was locked up in the labyrinth he created yknow#(voice of a guy who is absolutely insane) have you thought about the implications#take my hand. make parallels and be crazy about religion being both the thing keeping them together and the thing driving them apart#boy jerry#girl jeri#nightmare time 2#abstinence camp#definite's ted talks#i could talk about them forever (this is a threat)#my friends are so lucky that they havent seen nightmare time that shit ruins you#you end up thinking about two incredibly repressed christians#im literally insane. do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you und#no yeah im not gonna be able to do anything but think about them for a while
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wretched thing
#driftoodles#limbus company#heathcliff#canto vi spoilers#canto 6 spoilers#canto vi#canto 6#so anyways guys i havent slept since it dropped im being normal#uuuh#limbus company spoilers#pls let me know if i need to tag more aggressively i. am not particularly sure how well i need to tsg spoilers on here#i dont wanna spoil things for people#so anyways whos ready for big and will be bad wolf instesd of bound king somehow#just a scribble between working#man lcb heath makes me sad but this guy is just wet as fuck
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Has anybody done a DnDads actor au bc I mean ...it's not only a fandom staple. But you literally have A CAST MADE!!! OF FILM PEOPLE!! GUUUUUUYYSSSSSSS LIIIISSSTEEENNNNN
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#AND YEAH IM TAGGING THIS. IM FUCKING COOKING!!#Like its tbe Dnads characters and then like the IRL Cast being.....the writers. THATS SO FUCKING SILLY??????#also this is my excuse for Willy to actually be a normal guy who has to clear his throat so much after shouting#BEHIND THE SCENES STUFF WHERE YOU GET TO SEE JODIE HAVE DEMON MAKEUP PUT ON??#a bunch of paeden actors bc of child labor laws. like 4 of him just running around#guys please im going through it.#The Glenn hiccup scene being a blooper turned real scene IM..INNNNNN TEAAARSSSSSS PLLEASE PLLLLLEEAAAASSSEEEEE#bruceys au stuff
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Behold, the healthiest soulmates in double life
#team ranchers#rancher duo#this is a fact#guys cmon#also Tango is the only one who didnt underestimate Jimmy#despite the canary curse being set in stone#at that point#i am not taking any arguments on this#trafficshipping#im so normal about them#i swear
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i look at you and my eyes are so so so wet like with tears tears of pure emotion and extend out my closed fist and then I open up my hand and you see her. my troll oc. the greatest oc. from 2013. I brought her back and redesigned her and im insane about her again. i begin sobbing on the ground. she’s so small. itty bitty……….
#this is melosa she is everything to me#weeping crying sobbing oh my god look at her awwwww AWWWUGHHH WEEHEHHH#sorry for not answering asks I was drawing this and buying some little bug guys who really rule.#id like to answer them soon im just a little burnt out#yeah she has an ankle monitor and hidden shock collar… little guy gets into a lot of trouble.#she’s the first jadeblooded cicada on her colony so they haven’t culled her for her antics.#the cicadas are essential to communicating with the mother grub#however by sabotage/accident she was given to a lusus for a more normal jadeblood and the nest parasite process went wrong#leading to her being rejected by her lusus : ( <im sooo edgy.#she spent a good deal of her time as a pretty young wriggler wandering around stealing from other trolls in the complex. the youngest troll#are raised in the interior layer of the planet.#she’s always been a rambler. she’s in the WALLS. she managed to break into somewhere super secret she wasn’t supposed to which got#The tracking device stuck on her. if she gets into areas she’s not supposed to be the collar might shock her.#she’s pretty miffed about the whole thing!! it doesn’t help with her exsisting issues with aggression#she likes making people mad and making people fight. just an angry wrath filled little guy#she wears the collars on her horns to stop anyone from trying to calm her down#bugstuck#buggy trolls#homestuck#homestuck oc#fantroll
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<- guy who cried over the route of a love interest named nakedtoaster
#nakedtoaster#<- thats his NAME i promise#click 4 better quality#blooming panic#bloomic#bloomic fanart#blooming panic fanart#nakedtoaster fanart#i think their braid is so cute. i love them so much i need 2 bury my face in his tummy#I LOVE GUYS WHO ARE BISEXUAL AND HAVE CAT EARS AND A LITTLE TUMMY!!!! <- IF THIS IS U DM ME#sorry 4 rambling in the tags#but have you guys SEEN the art where like. their shirt is riding up a little bit. its official i found it on the wiki#i will reblog with it but hes so biteable in that one#anyway. im normal about this guy. do you think he legally changed his name to toaster. i think they would on a dare#<- lying about being normal#anyway. robobarbie if you see this and read the tags... sorry 4 being weird about ur guy. hes very easy to be weird about. sorry
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“how did i get here? i had everything in order. my whole life was in perfect order” really was crazy considering that was .. simply not true but. if i said that ‘in perfect order’ means something very specific to lawrence
if i said that, for lawrence, order is being able to maintain the facade of being the perfect family man, the doctor with certificates on his office wall and a wedding band on his finger, the guy who also attempts to pursue an affair with another woman because he’s desperately trying to convince himself of .. something
creating this narrative around himself and making sure everything he thinks he is or wants to be is maintained in little boxes, meticulously organised to the point that it’s falling apart in front of his eyes and it’s still ‘in perfect order’, it’s still preferable to the alternative .. having to face himself. and then ! well then he wakes up locked in a room with his choices that led to this point laid bare
chained up with no way out as he’s suddenly forced to confront it all, a front row seat as the careful persona he’s built crumbles before his eyes when the man opposite him pulls out a bunch of photos. lawrence, who’s so careful to only be perceived in a very specific way, who presents himself as this guy he’s created, is suddenly faced with someone he can’t hide from, someone who’s seen at least partly beneath the exterior and developed it in black and white. lawrence, who claims that he’s never in photos, suddenly being faced with this reality of himself being captured in the flash of adam’s camera
#im perfectly average about lawrence my feelings are extremely normal now who wants the ten page essay#i could talk about gay lawrence forever he compels me so much#saw bathroom closet metaphor still goes crazy#if i said gay lawrence but i also said autistic lawrence then. what#masking nd being the person he thinks is ‘correct’ while also repressing his sexuality what Then#everything else aside because. autistic lawrence is insanely real to me#lawrence gordon#saw 2004#📹#woke up at 5am delirious nd in a cold sweat typed this out & then passed out again#what lawrence will do to a guy
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JOSUKE MY GUY
#FUNKY FELLA#had so much fun drawing this omg#apparently I think school might posses me#everyone there are preparring for big deals and I seem to get involved#eh#I’ll try for a while#and after that itll be normal#I still can do whatever I want at least for 1#for several hours and breaks in school#also its SOOOOO HOT in here like omg Im melting#theres that girl who camt take cold at all and she doesnt even let me open the windows which is like#CMON WERE SPENDING AROUNG 8 HOURS IN A CLOSED PLACEMENT WERE GONNA DIE ITS +20 OUTSIDE CMON IDC IF ITS APRIL HOT MEANS HOT#why tf I shared my anger of being all sweaty under a funky jojo post lmfao#well at least some random people will know that the poster isnt a cool guy#im just a smart fella trying my best#ok time for tagging#my art#fanart#jjba#jojo’s bizzare adventure#jjba fanart#diamond is unbreakable#josuke higashikata#Spotify#btw the inspo for this one was this song its trolls remix and me seeing some fancy stuff in shop the other day
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Yeah no I'm fine why (<- guy who is always 2 seconds away from exploding into a million pieces because of Kingdom Hearts Union Cross)
#when people keep telling me they dont understand kh and khux specifically and Im like. please. please. please.#I can be trusted with kh lore I prommy#I keep offering to explain khux to people who tell me they dont get it but they never tell me they want to hear it so I just dont :[#(guy with undiagnosed problems disorder) please let me explain video games Im a normal guy#one time my sister wanted to distract me on the phone so she purposefully made me explain loz to her for over an hour#my friends were begging me to hang up but there was no stopping me#one time I gave an interview for someones graduate paper and I ended up going om about khux for like 2 hours#pov Im locked in a small room screaming about luxu while being studied like a lab rat#im rambling#khux
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every time i see art of boxleitner and wordgirl in an explicitly father-daughter scenario i sit there gritting my teeth and fists clenched like thats not her father thats not her father thats not her father thats not h
#like nothing wrong with it ig.... ? like ur not evil and ur not terrible for liking it#but she has a dad. a pretty good dad in fact (well minus that one ep. lalalaala)#but steven is her weird uncle at best and strange neighbor at worst#hes a mentor and a trusted adult but still not her dad#and i know this owes to the writing of the show and steven is everyones fav blorbo (mine included!) but i very much dislike how in so many#cases this white guy is becoming number one dad to this child of color as if she doesnt have a loving family at home#like ive been thru the owl house trenches and im kinda sick of white favoritism esp in the parental space#like in the case of toh how everyone really fawned over eda being a “good mom” to luz while camilla was highly criticized for a while before#everyone warmed up to her . and even then i dont think she was wholly liked#despite her also being a victim of ableism and potentially undiagnosed neurodivergence. her good intentions doesnt negate the harm she#caused but thats a good char exploration and plot driver between mother and daughter and its a really unique exploration of motherhood ive#seen in kids tv. and its smth i envisioned for wordgirl and her own parents who are good intentioned but still have room to grow for their#kids.#i can see why steven is popular as a father figure bc we see a lot of him and he is a guardian figure in the show that wg misses but#i still think that a big part of wg's char is someone who is split btwn being a normal girl and a hero. in this case steven is her#“superhero dad” (i say this non-seriously just to make a point) with her real parents representing her “normal” side#and exploring how she reconciles these experiences and even these adult figures in her life could be interesting!#but cutting out her parents and only having steven as a father or primarily showing him as being doting and loving of wg kind of feels like#its ignoring a huge point of conflict for wg and also kind of mischaracterizing steven as well
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Saw a Reddit post about a cis woman infantilizing trans men, and this is why I think cis women are THE most annoying version of transphobia in the world. Like yeah a cis man will tell you "kys tranny" but he's not very well going to take the time to psychologically torture you for the heck of it by treating you like you are exactly [three] years old.
#im sorry but cis women are so much more likely to be really fucking weird to trans people#i cannot stand them#tw suibaiting#mentioned#transphobes#infantilization#transandrophobia#bite kill maim#look im not a misogynist BUT i dont trust women for shit#they are literally taught never to talk straight at people which results in some of the most convoluted psychological warfare ever#also on one side there's transphobic misogynists on the other side there's terfs#and very few women i've met cis OR trans have been normal about trans men and transmasculine people#even the tumblr trans community is chock full of either trans women telling us we're oppressing them and also us being hated doesn't matter#and spouting transandrophobic bullshit#but the cis women 'allies' who are like 'i know trans guys i have a trans friend who most definitely isnt scared to tell me off for my#fucked up behaviour'#the thing is this is very much how women bully other women so actually#newsflash#transmascs are not 'tme' and literally all fucking trans people are endangered by transmisogyny#some of you gals just have a superiority complex about it bc you want to have someone to look down on#almost every man I've met who is not old as hell or a borderline nazi is just. normal about it.#if a woman is too interested in your transness? run for the fucking hills#no she most probably won't physically attack you but she will try her damnedest to psychologically ruin you#not sorry if i come off as an asshole#these people are WAY too comfortable making us uncomfortable#i have had it up to here#if anyone tries to infantilize me for any reason i will scare them till they beg ME to leave them alone#idk how other people tolerate it but i sure as hell won't#and i am absolutely not above hitting a woman if she's touching me against my will#you want to baby me and constantly touch me and shit you are getting slapped into sunday
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