the "god turned into a mortal" trope is my absolute favourite cuz 9 times out of 10 they know fuckall about anything
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domesticity. domesticity, darling. looking at furniture together and exploring our decorative styles together. bickering about small apartment details we love and hate. all the while im comparing every countertop to the height of our hips and seeing us make-out in the shower. feeling myself get hotter as we go through the kitchen concepts. im drooling.
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“It’s Swedish furniture. How hard could this be?” Steve shrugs and begins separating the small piles of hardware.
Eddie and Robin silently share a look.
“You sure you don’t want the directions?” Robin waves the paper around.
“Pshhh, maybe to make a paper airplane.” Steve puts his hands on his hips in a cocky display of competence.
“Stevie, it doesn’t make you less manly if you use the directions.” Eddie slides to Steve’s side and pats his shoulder.
Steve scrunches his face, “Less manly? I’m not worried about my masculinity over a stupid coffee table.”
“Ok, babe.” Eddie raises his hands defensively.
————————--3 hours later————————-
“Motherfucker!” Steve tosses a wooden leg across the living room.
Eddie and Robin stand in the hallway sharing a bag of pretzels watching their beloved soulmate meltdown.
“Think I should offer the directions again?” Eddie cocks his head.
“Oooooh no, no that would make his head explode. Here, let me.” Robin hands over the bag of pretzels and snatches the directions from the couch.
A minute and a half later the side of Steve’s head gets beamed with something light.
“What the…?” He looks down and sees the directions carefully crafted into an airplane.
He scowls at the wonder twins as they slink away down the hallway out of sight.
“Ugh, fine,” he sighs and snatches the directions, unfolding them roughly.
coffee? ☕️🍩💕
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Okay this? This scene right here is what I imagine them doing whenever they get new IKEA furniture. Even though Loki can magic it up, Möbius claims it builds character.
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“why have you not updated any of your fics in at least a week not even the ones you promised-” listen.
i basically have had no motivation to do literally anything except build shelves.
once the shelves are done i’ll go back to writing.
hope that clears things up.
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