there was a coyote sighting on my campus and one of my friends sent me a text that just said "STOP SCARING THE LOCALS!!!"
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Teen boys are so wild I'm listening to a group of them rn and at first they were being really misogynistic about a girl classmate and now they're explaining how to better take care of a puppy to one of their friends
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Fluttershy would listen to aurora I think
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sunlight
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Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."
Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."
You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.
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Mmm it's so pretty
EJ???? DOING TRADITIONAL ART??? NO WAY
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Enjoying dungeon meshi a lot so far and tht is because i am physically stopping myself from thinking about it outside of watching as I do not want to feel senshis sheer disappointment in me for what I do
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Is the Nintendo badge arcade even real
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a gentle reminder
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the five homoerotic love languages:
- intimate stabbing
- outright obsession
- confused pining
- "no one knows me like you do"
- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
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Vampires, despite being clearly an all gay community, are shown in media to have an extreme preference for young girls. This is because they know that setting aside one week a month to dine on that puss is the most ethical way to source blood, as nobody is harmed in the process and, in fact, less single use plastic gets disposed of in the ocean.
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the muse ⬇️
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