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cosmic-tuna · 1 year

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Okay I gotta know: D&D players needed!

What is your sexuality and/or gender and what races and classes do you prefer to play?

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w0rped-moss · 2 years

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god it must suck so bad to be a sphinx in the modern era. like imagine you just see some dumbass. some fucking frat boy looking ass and you KNOW he will not be able to solve your riddle and you tell it to him and then he pulls out his phone and asks you to say it again but slower and you do and he fucking googles the answer to your riddle and passes it so now you don’t get any food. god. anyway with your help we can donate money to the ASCA (American Sphinx Conservation Association) that has experts working hard to make harder riddles for sphinxes. it’s only five dollars a month and you can quit at any time. if you help us you will know that you are aiding the survival of an entire magical species

#if I had money I would blaze this

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headaching · 2 years

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i love the word lesbian. lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian

#LESBIAN #i just think it’s neat #if i had money i would blaze this. i want all of you to say it #repetition

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limerancy · 1 year

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i think these images are very important and should be seen by everyone

#if i had money to spare i would blaze this post #kibby #kage

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jesuscrab · 1 year

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#Grand Theft Auto #gta v #gta vice city #gta san andreas #video games #i would blaze this if i had money to burn

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paper-and-stardust · 2 years

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I need everyone to stop what they're doing and look at this baby shrimp in my tank.

#baby shrimp #neocaridina shrimp #shrimpblr #look at this baby look how cute #if i had money i would blaze this post

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tiredbired · 2 years

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Hello Arknights fandom enjoy this Cursed Shit Edit from a Tumblr Sexyman Aficionado thank you and goodnight

#i made this shit in like a minute in B612 its 100% a joke #another thing thats 100% a joke is My Life because im damn well getting that skin #arknights #lee arknights #im not putting this in my edit tag theres no way in hell #i would blaze this post if i had the money On God

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fangirlwithasweettooth · 1 year

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Me? Going absolutely insane over every single Kanej moment in both the books and the series? It’s more likely than you think

#for the past hour my brain has been a jumble of just #‘you inej you’#‘even the idea of being near someone should have set his skin crawling. instead he thought what happens if I move closer?’#‘She could see it took every last bit of his terrible will for him to remain still beneath her touch. And yet he did not pull away.’#‘He needed to tell her ... what? That she was lovely and brave and better than anything he deserved.’#‘I can hear the change in Kaz’s breathing when he looks at you […] it catches every time like he’s never seen you before’#‘Kaz ran toward her without logic or plan’#‘I’m going to get my money. And I’m going to get my girl.’#[insert the entirety of the knives drawn pistols blazing quote here]#‘The harbor wind had lifted her dark hair and for a moment Kaz was a boy again sure that there was magic in this world.’#‘She'd laughed and if he could have bottled the sound and got drunk on it every night he would have.’#all of the bathroom scene bc oh my g o d #‘Curse you and all your Saints’ he said to no one at all then realized he was smiling.#(Inej outsmarting Kaz and leaving him on a rooftop my beloved 🥰)#‘she smiled then her eyes red her cheeks scattered with some kind of dust. It was a smile he thought he might die to earn again.’#the ‘is my tie straight’ before he meets her parents my hearttgdsxbhd 🥹😭#oh oops this actually did just turn into a compilation of every kanej moment fhdjdhdjjs #anyway i love these two violent criminals with my whole entire heart 🖤#kanej #no one cares sage

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visit-ba-sing-se · 2 years

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there is no war in ba sing se

that is very right and true! Everyone definetly should come visit! Nothing behind these walls but peace, prosperity and quality cabbages! I am so delighted to see you are spreading the good word!

#yes if i had spare money i would blaze this post that is what my humor has become

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brood-mother · 6 months

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searching "character name" will show you all posts mentioning that character.

searching "#character name" will show you all posts deliberately TAGGED with that character.

go forth and use this knowledge to stop being fucking annoying to people who are perfectly entitled to talk about whatever the hell they want on their blog.

#I would blaze this if I had the money #I thought this was common knowledge but apparently not judging by the amount of 'don't talk shit in the tag' morons I see

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memerataphor · 1 year

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If you have ever loved Marvel, this might be one of the most important video essays you ever watch

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I swear to you this might be one of the most thorough examinations of a marvel movie ever, and for possibly the most deserving movie to ever come out of that studio. This video is on another level. You don’t have to watch it right now, it’s fairly long, but save it somewhere, keep it in your mind, I swear it’s worth every second.

#f.d signifier #marvel #black panther #ref #FD pulled NO punches when making this #Youtube #posts I would blaze if I had money

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intermundia · 2 years

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