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jesuscrab · 2 minutes
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I Cannot Be a Bride Anymore - Yuko Tatsushima
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jesuscrab · 2 hours
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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jesuscrab · 3 hours
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jesuscrab · 5 hours
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sometimes it’s better refrain from deep introspection and allow yourself to just be.
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jesuscrab · 5 hours
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Top 10 ig posts of all time I think abt this constantly
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jesuscrab · 5 hours
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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jesuscrab · 5 hours
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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jesuscrab · 5 hours
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Why are you telling people to kill themselves?
Because they are ruining my diet pepsi experience
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jesuscrab · 5 hours
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my pinkies
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jesuscrab · 7 hours
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More Alan Wake 2 later? Our sources say "maybe".
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jesuscrab · 8 hours
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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jesuscrab · 8 hours
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she is looking at any fat character
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jesuscrab · 23 hours
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jesuscrab · 1 day
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just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint sweet 😉
this sounds like something that one really horny golden girl would say
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jesuscrab · 1 day
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he was actually right about this btw
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