Wearing character shirts when you have breasts

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

anyone else think about their guy and briefly understand what it feels like to be an anime girl

good read for teachers.

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

Getting into birds is so funny because I’ll be like “oh that was a red bellied woodpecker and I thought it was a northern flicker I was a FOOL! How could I mix them up???” And then you show the pictures in your guidebook to a non bird person and they are like “👀 are you telling me that’s not the same type of bird?”

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Exorcism Sorbet! The gems are gummies.