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aezyrraeshh · 2 years

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new portraits drop 😌

#candy's freckles are more visible now and they are closer to how i invision them in my head #also they look angry and that's their usual mood so accuracy 10/10 #BUT BUT I GOTTA SAY IT THEY LOOK HOT OKAY IT LIKE SO HOT I CANT HANDLE IT #WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT--#sasha didn't change that much bc he was already close to what i wanted but i fixed some stuff and he looks even more self satisfied now and #still annoyingly hot #i've BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THEY ARE IN MY HEAD CONSTANTLY I CANT TAKE IT ANYMRE #kamila's one will be redone too but i am sleepy now so another day!#nico.txt #my oc: candy #my oc: aleksandr romanov

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eugeniedanglars · 3 years

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BEYOND obsessed with this house in fort worth, texas i mean

okay pretty normal, let’s look at the interior photos—

WHAT THE FUCK

here we see the first example of a pattern that will recur throughout the house, which is that once your eyes adjust to the bonkers dictator chic marble-and-gilded-everything, you notice some pretty egregiously shoddy workmanship. look at how that baseboard intersects with the outlet. look at how the marble... uh, thing on the wall (i was gonna call it a fireplace but it’s not a fireplace, i have no idea what that is) has gaps and weird angles wherever two pieces meet. it’s like they’re trying to recreate versailles on an ikea budget

i... don’t hate the kitchen. i mean, obviously it’s ugly and #toomuch and there was zero effort made to match the very modern appliances and sink to the cabinets, but still, i’m a sucker for a pass-through and a big sink with a window above it.

this ceiling Fucks but the wrinkly, uneven curtains and terrible caulking around the faux-column in the middle anti-Fuck

why did we suddenly completely switch aesthetics. why is there an old TV set into the wall at floor level. why is there a tiny set of doors next to it. why does the fireplace look like an asset ripped from the original dark souls. i feel a sinister presence sucking at my soul the longer i look at this photo

i feel like whoever designed this monstrosity started with the dining room and then once they’d finished it realized they’d blown half their budget on just this one room. it’s so overdecorated that the gaudiness feels intentional, like it’s a statement rather than a side effect of genuine tastelessness. i can applaud that.

here we have the antithesis of the dining room. i don’t know what this room is supposed to be but i hate it. i’m pretty sure everything in this photo literally came from ikea. there is a lack of commitment here and it is rancid

ladies, gentlemen, distinguished colleagues, we have now hit the cornerstone of any great tacky real estate listing: the heart-shaped bathtub! this one gets bonus points for being next to a gilded mirror and surrounded by bright red damask wallpaper. as a bathtub i’d give it a 1/10 because those angles look incredibly uncomfortable, but as a place to shoot my lover through the heart while wearing a gauzy fur-trimmed bathrobe before fleeing with our ill-gotten fortune i’d give it a solid 11/10

here we are with the lack of commitment again. this literally looks like the kitchen in my college dorm but with a weird fringey lamp and some curtains that are absolutely too long for their windows

again, the mix of styles here is just killing me. half damask wallpaper and carved wall panels, half normal-ass bathroom? really? isn’t there anything truly unhinged left in this house? anything truly opulent, decadent, off the chain, extravagant, gaudy—

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT BAY BEE!!! THAT’S MORE THE FUCK LIKE IT!!! COMMIT! TO! THE! BIT! GO BIG OR GO HOME! IF YOU’RE GONNA STICK A CEILING DOME IN THE FOYER OF YOUR SUBURBAN TEXAS HOUSE IT HAD BETTER BE TWELVE FEET IN DIAMETER AND PAINTED WITH DOZENS OF FLOWERS OR ELSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE??

and finally, to close out the show, a reminder that this entire acid trip of a real estate listing took place in an ordinary, modern single-story house in texas, one with a backyard and utility boxes on the exterior walls and neighbors who may be blissfully unaware that they live mere feet from a yawning pit of madness.

i love tacky real estate listings.

#real estate #idk how the fuck to tag this i just really need people to experience it with me #long post for ts #house hunting #(except not really because it's not for sale and also who in their right mind would want to live here)#there are more photos at the link fyi!!#i really do love tacky real estate listings #when i was looking at apartments in the winter i found this brand new $13 million mansion that was just. so fucking tacky #not as tacky as this mind you but still pretty tacky #architecture #spaces #also i'm sorry for the lack of image descriptions but 1. i've been up since 5 AM and my brain is shutting down #and 2. i honestly don't know how the fuck to describe what i'm seeing in these photos #eta: yall i literally tried to write image descriptions the day after posting this and got exhausted halfway through #because there's just so much going on and half the time idk what the fuck i'm looking at #i'm still gonna try to do them!! but it's going to be a multi-day process #also for the record i know the bathtub looks like a sink but i'm 90% sure it's a tub #i didn't include them but the listing has other photos of that bathroom that show the actual sink #so unless whoever made this monstrosity decided to put a second larger sink in the floor (which i wouldn't put past them) it's a tub #over 1k #over 10k

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secretmellowblog · 2 years

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Bag End at night 💙. still working on my Hobbit comic :3

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tolkien #comics .......r hard ;________:#BUT YEAH #the next chapter is finished actually #I've just been playing with more textures and watercolor effects #because I've always wanted it to look hand-drawn/watercolorish #and think I sorta figured out how to do it #the next chapter also involves the long-awaited Art Style Shift (tm)#but yeah!#I was thinking of maybe finishing Chapter 8 before I posted chapter 7 #but who knows #Comixs....... take so much time :_;

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hedgeyart · 3 years

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I guess this is a little late for Logan’s birthday, but I really wanted to draw these two together. Sitting by the fireplace, drinking wine and playing chess in their jammies... they’re a cozy pair. 😤 I want them to hang out.

#sanders sides #logan sanders #janus sanders #loceit #my art #god it feels good to draw things I care about again #these two... I need them in my life u_u #intellectual companions... cozy nerd boys...#if the mindscape has a library you know they'd be the only two using it #and also?? maybe??? do a smooch??? 😳#idk who knows #hey if you're reading this: how the fuck do you draw janus??#I've been staring at this janus for too long I can't tell if he looks good or not #I just want my boy to be handsome ;;-;; it's what he deserves...

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sleepinglionhearts · 4 years

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more Obey Me shenanigans, this time w more boys

#doodles #obey me #obey me mc #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me art tag #my art #girlfriend has made more progress than i have but it's still a whole lot of nonsense #so of course i must draw more nonsense #i hope everyone loves my terrible little insert character #she's got my hairstyle when i let it get a little long #she also has her obvious favorites... who knows how that's gonna go #pfff one of my coworkers who likes looking at my doodles was asking me #what this game even is bc she's heard of it and all #she keeps intending to download it but i'm not sure she has yet #it'll be interesting...#i have a lot of art i wanna work on but honestly #i've just been working on whatever catches my attention lately otherwise i do nothing #sorry for the like jumping around of content #someday i will be back to fire emblem..... but not yet #pls enjoy this silliness for now

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plugnuts · 2 years

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Meme redraw with the boys

#skyy's art #over the garden wall #otgw #gravity falls #wirt #dipper #dipper pines #gf dipper #otgw wirt #pinescone #swearing #remember how i said i needed that meme? this is why #i thought of this in the shower and spent so long looking for it #then to get it immediately on tumblr from a beloved mutual #and then i make this #it would not leave my head until i made it and then i did and was it worth it? who knows #it doesn't look TOO great idk it's been a while since i've drawn anything on my phone #excuse my handwriting i tried to make it so no cursive ended up in it and it turned kinda messy hh

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vargaslovinghours · 3 years

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A bit more sketchy scribbly silliness

#💟#Doodles #Art #Edgar #Scriabin #Sketchier doodles in lieu of building up more for a sketchdump #I'm still split on whether I want to compile them or post them as regular doodles posts lol #I'll decide someday! Probably not! But who knows lol #I don't know how to draw brains and I didn't feel like looking up a reference for a silly 4koma - it still communicates I think òwq #I mean he does literally say brain so as long as that gets across lol #Scriabin stretching out like a cat while resting somewhere on Edgar is very good I like it very much #I'm also quite happy with how his glasses turned out in that one he looks very cute hehe #How many candies can I offer lol I guess hard candies and round lollipops aren't really all that different #Specifically that's a Dum Dum because insults uwu ✨#I still haven't recovered from the Halloween comic ah #I could've sworn I've told this story but I can't find it anywhere -#When I toured the Dum Dum factory they gave us free samples of a new flavour they were testing and it was The Weirdest #I'm Pretty sure it was ginseng and honey but it's been years - mostly I remember it being spicy and a little bitter #I haven't seen it come out as an available flavour so we may be the only people to have tasted such lol #Can't say I blame them #And rounding off with twunk incorrect quotes lol #Neither of them are even close to being twunks lol

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hwang-intak-archive · 2 years

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Times Hwang Intak has put me into cardiac arrest: 1/???

#p1harmony #intak #hwang intak #p1harmony intak #p1harmony gifs #salty's gifs #salty's stuff #after changing the coloring a good 20 times i have decided this will just have to do before i lose my sanity :')#genuinely cannot tell if they still look bad or i've just been staring at them for wayyyy too long #welp at least i know what to use for one of those re-coloring challenges gifmakers who actually know what they're doing take part in lmao #but also how bad can it be when it is h i m #not even the shittiest coloring could make him look bad 😔

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oetravia · 3 years

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Every Brainia Scene Ever: 5x15 [2/7]

#supergirl #supergirledit #brainia #brainiaedit #nia nal #yvette #i've said it before and I'm going to say it again - i love the breakup hoodie so much. The colour. how cozy it looks? I love it #anyway I'll be honest this scene always leaves me wondering exactly how long it's supposed to have been in canon since the breakup #because until Lex said something about three months in 518 I assumed this whole arc took place over a much larger #time frame than it actually did and also how long had Brainy and Nia actually been in a relationship? Because clearly Yvette is #more of a 'moving-swiftly-on' friend than a 'you-take-your-time' kind of friend (for example Kara would 100% have just grabbed another #spoon and joined Nia on the couch for the night let's be honest) but I'm still curious because she clearly thinks this is excessive...#and I get where she's coming from and what she's trying to do (and that she just wanted to include Nia in what was supposed to be #a fun night) but it's so clearly not what Nia needs/wants - especially once they're actually at the club that it's pretty frustrating #(which brings me to the whole 'weird little man' thing. Here it makes sense especially coming from someone like Yvette who #doesn't actually know 'Barney' that well but in general I find the show does too often lean into the fandom narrative that Nia #could (and should) do a lot better than Brainy purely because he's a bit of an oddball/less conventionally attractive than some #(which I get why they went the direction they did with his styling but Jesse is far more attractive than they ever allow Brainy to be)#still on a more positive note I love seeing more of Yvette/Nia's relationship and getting more of a sense of who Yvette is as a person #and her reaction to seeing the ice cream and Nia's outfit cracks me up every time I watch it #as does Nia's little pause and eyeroll before 'Barney' (the ongoing joke that the Superfriends find it a dumb alter ego is the best)#mine #my gifs #*ebs

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 years

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I didn’t brush my hair while I was sick for a few weeks and then finally took it out of the two braids it was in... accidental messy forest wizard aesthetic

#also ghgjh my roots are so grown in they're past my shoulders hghgjb #AND my dyed portion of hair is accidentally purple since it was blue and jus faded that way as I haven't really #touched it up in... probably a year? maybe a little more #it just takes... SO much #my hair is baiscally black like.. very very very dark brown black so it takes a LOT of bleaching to get it where I can dye it a light #color. and then the dye costs...#Especially as I've let my hair get longer over the years . I get those little manic panic tubs of dye usually and I think it'd take like 6 #of them to really fully dye my whole hair gjhgjh.. that;s Too Much Money #also sometimes you let things go for so long that catching up on maintenance just seems like an insane overwhelming task #I know it would be a lot more if I went to a salon or something though #I think I'd go into a hair salon (which I've only done twice in my life) and they'd look at me and slap me and tell me to leave lol #I was taken to one by my grandparents I think.. twice when I was a kid? once to get a bowl cut basically because #they decided I was too wild to have long hair (I would just ignore it and let it get tangled and etc.) so they just cut my hair really short #rather than deal with trying to wrangle and forcibly brush a 7 year old who always has like twigs and leaves in their hair and etc.#and then once when I was I think maybe 11? and I had cut my own hair a few times at that point and I think dyed it black once #and the salon people got mad about it like 'I can tell you've been cutting on your own hair. you shouldn't do that #and mess it all up' etc. etc. So I assume as an adult it'd be the same #they'd just be like 'I can tell you've been cutting and dying your own hair for years and it's digusting I'm going to kill you' hjbhb #ANYWAY. I don't know prices but I feel like even with how expensive it is it's still cheaper to keep up with at home #Some of my relatives will be like 'ah I went to get a little touch up trim and my hair curled and it was $60' or something #and they have like... super short old lady hair. I have apparently very thick hair and it's also long so if I was like 'hey make #this all a completely even pastel blue color' I bet it'd be like... $350 or something #or more.. or less.. again.. I don't know and have no concept of that world hgjhgjh... Nail salons and hair places and all that stuff #FACE stuff!! some people get like.. eyebrows waxed and facial treatments and all that stuff? I am so disconnected from the world #of self manteinance . Even when I used to take care of my hair and stuff regularly it was always something very casual and relaxed and do it #yourself. Taking it seriously enough to put money into it and have regualr appointments and stay on top of all these things #seems so stressful to me lol.. if it takes that much effort then.. well.. I'll look how I look and it's the world's problem lol #if I have scraggly nails and 22 days of unbrushed hair then that's just what the world is going to get until I personally decide to do somet #hing about it on my own time at some point maybe perhaps possibly at a later date #ANYWAY. I just thought my hair looked kind of silly here like.. obviously unkempt but.. a little bit Fashion.. mysterious wizard looks

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ankerias · 2 years

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i dont want to just whine about isolation from other lgbt people nonstop but like god its indescribable to be ready to give up an arm just to sit with other gay people or even accepting cishet people for a bit while everyone you know online has like, elaborate lgbt scenes and networks and communities around them at your age or younger

#to be clear i'm not implying that's like an Evil Thing to have it's just like. fuck?? that's possible? that'd be plausible if i was born #like 3 hours into another direction??#the most i've gotten to a connection with another lgbt person in my country was someone i hit it off with on grindr who ghosted me #immediately upon learning i'm in That County #i have this embarrassing scenario in my head where i'm so convinced i'll finally get out of here and then nobody will want to look at me #because i'm so behind on being a person around people and surely there's A Reason i didn't have gay friends growing up because #''living in a homophobic town'' simply Isn't Plausible anymore #(something i've been told verbatim)#i know that ''grouped up with the few gay people in my school and i still know them'' experience is common but i wish it wasn't like #an expectation #like god i Wish i had known people like that but people found out i was gay in grade school and it's been over since #if you're in a small enough town that's not gonna go away #then i changed my name and that stirred up the pot even more #people look at my id and look at me like with visible disgust and tell me 'they'll use the name my father gave me'#literally came home elated last week because i went outside without getting called slurs or chased because that's how it is here #yes i'm t4t yes i can't even find cis people who'll call me by my name in the country i live in #i know it's way better in the cities & that's where i went to the one support group i've been to but no matter what i did i wouldn't be #able to afford to go to a bg city often enough to meet people and make connections #i'm genuinely just fucked as long as i'm here and i know it's not forever but lik. god

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danhoemei · 3 years

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I had a long conversation with a colleague who asked for tips on how to get our young new joiner to feel more comfortable in asking questions, because he sees that she’s googling and researching whatever she didn’t understand on her own and then gets only a vague idea or keeps silently struggling until he casually asks how she’s doing. And I see a lot of similarities in her to how I was back at the beginning of working (hell, I’m still struggling with those but I’ve definitely progressed and gained more confidence compared to before), so I could explain her possible way of thinking and why she did some things which my colleague was surprised about, then give some tips on how he could change his approach. All the while stressing that it’s a very individual path and he needs to observe and adjust to what works and what doesn’t. And honestly it made me think how important it is to have a diverse team who brings together people of different backgrounds, different experiences, and different struggles.

#that was a nice assurance how important it is and that it works #danshushmei #work #diversity #stories #my colleague needs to probe for questions himself and guess what to explain then later sees that they're not on the same page #recently he was certain that she’ll ask how to do something and was surprised that she just struggled with it on her own #which in comparison for me totally made sense #because asking how to do it in my mind would equal to 'do this for me' and only show that i’m incapable #while the goal for this was literally to discuss and give some guidance which she can then follow #my colleague never really had problems with asking questions (maybe except to some more intimidating people)#meanwhile I've been always scared that my questions would be stupid and cast bad light on me no matter who I talked with #like ‘i should know it! i can’t ask about it because that’ll show i’m not qualified or slow and worse than everyone else’#'I need to do this to prove that i'm good and worthy!'#and so I often just made mental notes on what to research later on my own and kept nodding #ah how many more struggles and work and stress this adds #but it's not easy to overcome your limitations and it's a long and bumpy road #on which good people may really help you a lot #so yeah #made him look at some things in a new (more anxious) light lmao

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shadeswift99 · 3 years

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sflksdjklsa i just speedran thorugh your tiz series and got brainrot from it, thank you very much i love it-

i read thtough your tiz masterpost, and you mentioned that there were a few hels that managed to become good people (and that they are not doing good bc of that, rip to them lol). i got curious about that, is there any more information you can share about them? who are those hels, what happened to them? will there ever be a hels who tries to go to hermitcraft not to go all evilTM but because they want to escape their home dimension? (if you have nothing planned for that, may i write something about that bc i am really intriguied by that conept)

thank you again for the brainrot and this amazing series, hope you know you are a wonderful person, byeee!

Oh! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I had to take a bit of time to think because it's been so long, but I actually did have an idea of what that comment was hinting at. It's been a really long day so I'm sorry if this comes out a bit muddled, but I'll try my best:

My idea was that the Hels Hermits who ended up having some kind of moral turnaround (or, much earlier on in the history of Hels, the ones who just never had the stomach for that place to begin with) are the alternate selves belonging to inactive Hermits and ex-Hermits. As their counterparts made their exits from the Hermitcraft world, they would have either broken under the pressure of the evil around them, found some way out of Hels to another place, or slowly tried to change the world around them to fit their new more honorable mentality and been beaten into nonexistence or exile in return by the villainous majority.

The end point of a lot of those paths is kind of vague, but I pictured them sort of mirroring the fate of their Hermit, if that makes sense? (Their escape or downfall being around the same time and at the same rate, with a comparable ending.) The Hermits who left Hermitcraft for other worlds probably have a Hels who made a rare successful escape into a better world. The ones who had a tragic fade to inactivity have Hels who were slowly worn down into a miserable exile, an imprisonment or hibernation, some state of being unrecognizable as a person or as their former selves, or a state equivalent to permadeath. (Or the real deal, even. Permadeath is incredibly rare and difficult to inflict, but it is possible in Hels with their augmented enchantment library and their habit of ripping apart code at the seams.)

I mentioned that the paths tend to be mirroring, but they don't strictly have to be. It's more than the Universe likes to seek balance. It wouldn't like to have a Hermit without a Hels, or vice versa, and it also doesn't like the disconnect if a player starts to call a new world home. (Since Hels is a dimension linked to Hermitcraft) It's not really a railroading predestination type of thing, it's more like: this is the path that events will naturally fall into if there isn't any major outside influence.

To sum up: basically, any Hels Hermit who turns over a new leaf stops being heard from after a while, one way or another, whether it's slow or dramatic, intentional or accidental, escape or suffering. However, I honestly don't know what would happen if a good-seeking Hels managed to make their way into Hermitcraft itself! In the universe of these stories, it simply hasn't happened before. So if you want to give writing that a go with the new info I've provided, I'd love to see it!

(also if you have any more questions, feel free to ask away!)