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why are so many da fans supposedly against Islamophobia but the second Muslim fans and other fans of colour say that Chantry bombing jokes make them uncomfortable or aren't okay they're 'overreacting' and 'it's only a joke' and 'Anders was right stfu' like please I am begging for you to have some fucking decency and braincells.
Anders blew up a religious building, killing hundreds of people (not only from the explosion but the subsequent debris raining down on the city). It's not fucking funny?? What is wrong with you 😭😭
How about you actually listen to Muslim fans for once, shut your damned mouth and stop making shitty chantry bombing jokes
#dragon age fandom critical#da fandom critical#anders critical#think. THINK FOR TWO SECONDS#'anders was right' babes he committed an act of terrorism#you just love him bc ur a white man bootlicker#i'm so angry idgaf#anders and cullen are NOT comparable
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I'm so sick of Sam being left out of What if...? (In general, and also to legitimise Peggy as cap)
Is it because they think that without Steve and the morning run meet-cute, that there's no way to recruit Sam? Be real. Ffs.
Because with the tiniest shred of imagination they could make it work.
Take Rhodey. In Iron Man 1 he's the Air Force liaison for research and development, right? He's got a background in aerospace engineering, right? So presumably he'd know about the EXO Falcon program, yeah?
So when a world crisis is underway and the good guys need a little back up, or even pararescue to help civilians, Rhodey could be the one to say 'I know a guy.. Let's call in some help'.
If these are all alternate timelines you could even bring in both Sam and Riley, cos maybe Riley never died and that's why Sam is still active and on-call. A bonus great opportunity to see more of Sam's history and wingman dynamic (which was important enough to make him quit when Riley was killed.)
Point is, if the show creators wanted to, they would.
#sam wilson#sam wilson meta#what if#honestly fuck this show i'm glad i'm not watching#i was never an outright peggy anti but this show is making me one#this is my villain origin story#(also idgaf about st*cky never have never will so that's not my motivation. i'm just angry about sam)#what if season 2#mcu critical#rhodey#james rhodes
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me btw
#edit: i fixed my skintone the lack of paler yellowness was killing me so bad . I WAS REFERENCING a mosaic of a selfie i took in quirky light#and it fucked everything up#this legit took all day to draw Unbelievable it's not even . it was the angry birds that took the longest#i would put something in the blank area on the right but idgaf bc i'm TIRED! and it's ok to have dinky art#meet the artist#my art#digital art#illustration#artists on tumblr
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So I keep ending up awake and mulling over languages at 4am for no goddamn reason. Last night I ended up trying to figure out how to trick my brain into remembering which of provare (to try) and trovare (to find) in Italian are which, because my brain wants to associate the tr- verb in English with the tr- verb in Italian.
So I think, okay, provost and professor are both words that probably have a Latin root. Is there some etymology that I can remember between them—provare is also "to prove" (of course, the cognate there somehow doesn't help, since I can associate that with either finding or trying, if we're looking at proving in the academic sense, which involves both trying out hypotheses and finding information). So I go look up the etymology.
AND THE AUDACITY OF HUMAN LANGUAGE.
Not only is provare in no way related to either provost or professor, but THEY'RE NOT EVEN RELATED TO EACH OTHER. They are all from entirely different fucking Latin root words.
Anyway after all of that I'm pretty sure the difference between the verbs still has not managed to sink into my brain and I will second guess myself every time and probably continue to fuck it up, but have the meme I made on my phone in the middle of the night in outraged furor.
#so as you can tell adjusting to the new adhd med is going well#when will my original generic return from the war. it gave me no side effects.#as a sidebar wtf is an adderall shortage bitch y'all are making meth. go rent a fucking RV or something idgaf.#I know this is not how things work and it is very much a joke but also. ARGH.#with the number of 'shortages' over the last few years that have turned out to be virtually manufactured for profit I'm over it#really the answer to my problem here is 'it's the opposite of a cognate you dipshit' so I just de-associate the tr- verbs but#I had to go down this angry linguistics rabbit hole at 3 in the fucking morning first instead.
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i just got a very angry ask of someone who thought i was posting about them to make them angry
darling the only people i complain about on my tumblr are my family bc they DON'T HAVE tumblrs and therefore WILL NOT SEE MY POSTS
#do you think i'm a 13 y.o girl on facebook posting about how angry she is about her friend without saying her name but it's obvious?#come on i'm not stupid#if the shoe fits that's your problem that means you know you said smth wrong to me#idgaf about you girl it's been years i don't talk to you screw what you're doing of your pathetic life#what would i gain by posting about you????? NOTHING. I'D ONLY LOSE MY TIME WITH SMTH STUPID.#why would i lose my time with that??? now when i post about my shitty family i get relieved and that's beneficial to me#wake up girl the world doesn't spin around you#not everyone is living thinking about you 24/7#and i thought i was paranoid#anyway she's blocked 👍#man it's been years since i was her friend idgaf about her#come on i thought someone sent me a mbti blog rec i was so hopeful like yaaaay sm1 saw my post and they'll help me#but no lol#tio morcego tá azedo
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i still keep thinking miguel is jessica drew's husband and the father of her child even though its NOT TRUE but those trailers had me thinking this was the case. maybe he wouldn't be that way he actually was the father of jessica's child
#like he would not be so angry like at all he would've left miles alone probably like ok i have a bby on the way so idgaf abt u messing up#the canon events 🙏#no im not saying they should get together (👀) I'm just saying in my mind i keep thinking they are together cause of those trailers#also i think if ppl can draw Miguel and peter parler rawing each other why cant i have this misconception too#atsv
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this is just a thought, but sometimes i wonder if the like button just one day vanished from tumblr and reblogging was the only option, just how much interaction ppl’s content would actually get, you know? like how dependent are ppl on the like button actually? bc if it was gone and they were forced to reblog in order to keep it, would they, or would they still avoid those green arrows like the plague?
#rant.txt#ig?? but i'm not angry or anything haha#these are just musings tbh#like idgaf about ratios or anything anymore bc it's genuinely bad for me but i really am curious#like nowadays you see those support ccs posts all the itme so it's just normal for those who ignore reblogging to ignore those now too#they def don't have the same impact as they once did when ppl became more vocal about it initially imo#it's really honestly more important for me to just have a group of ppl i wanna share stuff with bc i know they'd reblog if they liked it#i just don't think it's healthy for me to focus so much on random ppl who don't care and ignore our calls for feedback anyway#now this is how I MYSELF feel so i'm not speaking for anyone at all#nor is this targeting anyone specific other than blank/ageless blogs who don't reblog and or try to make ppl feel guilty for asking for some#green arrows#like ppl forget tumblr accs are literal BLOGS not profiles or pages. you are EXPECTED to reblog things lmfao#edit: some good extra thoughts in the replies
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#i am literally so angry rn?#i am on leave for the next 2 weeks#and i just KNOW when i come back there will be a huge mess waiting for me#my colleague just says 'idk how to do that (anything that involves what I do)#'idk how to do that so .. tell someone else to do it while you're gone'#bitch WHO???? it's only the 2 of us????#so yesterday i asked her if she wants me to show her how to do a task and she was like 'nah i dont feel like it'#bro?? idgaf???? everyone will bother her anyway while i'm gone if the job isn't done#when she was on vacay i made sure to do her stuff too and she came back to a nearly empty mail box..#i hate everyone#she doesnt want to learn anything and our supervisors don't know how to do anything…
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You know we talk about how the speed of communication has been used to increase the amount of time employers and institutions can demand from their employees, but do you notice that the reverse is never true? More and more automated help services are hiding or outright removing the ability to call someone and get help and instead force you to email about it, which despite being electronic and sending much faster than physical mail... Gets responded at about the same rate.
Essentially when they who hold the power want you, they can get a hold of you at any moment and you're usually just expected to comply with the intrusion on your time. But when you need critical assistance or just need to outright demand what you're owed, they're suddenly unavailable and you need to calmly write your grievances in an email that they will respond to in 7 to 10 business days. Unless of course it got lost amongst all the spam they receive everyday and surely you understand.
#shut up zordon#I'm just angry right now because I tried to order my transcript#the order was denied because I apparently chose the wrong option#BUT NONE OF THE OPTIONS AVAILABLE WAS THE EXACT THING I NEEDED#AND EVEN THOUGH THE ORDER WAS CANCELLED I WAD STILL CHARGED#i followed their stupid little instructions and called my schools registrar#which by the way they were apparently too busy that I had to be put on hold#its summer session right now HOW is the registrar's office receiving a massive influx of calls#anyways they told me to just wait a week to be refunded before transferring me to someone who could help more#they transferred me to a non existent number#and then I checked when exactly the order had been cancelled and#it's been more than a week already#its almost 2 weeks#and the website I ordered from doesn't have a staff support number listed anywhere#so I had to just do a basic service request#I got the email telling me the report had been filed and to check the faq about refunds#all the info was talking about whether you're entitled to a refund or not and what happens to the institution if you get one#BISH WHO IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE UNIVERSITY GETTING ITS CUT IN THE CASE OF A REFUND#BOOHOO THE INSTITUTION THAT CHARGED ME THOUSANDS FOR A PIECE OF PAPER WON'T GET $20#idgaf give me my money back and give it to me now#I'm not even in financial straits ATM and can afford to not have my money back right away#can you imagine how screwed I would be if I needed the money right now#screw corporations screw institutions screw capitalism
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#smokers are truly some of the rudest people on the fucking planet#and that goes for both tobacco and weed btw#idgaf what you want to do to your own body but the lack of regard for other people is so fucking rude#the lack of awareness - or even outright denial - of how far the smoke can travel#and the way the stench can spread and gets into everything#no concern at all for people with medical issues that might be exacerbated by breathing it in#just ignoring no smoking signs and rules#and you ask them politely not to smoke near you and they ignore you or even laugh#or actually have the gall to get angry that you're asking them not to force YOU to endure the effects of THEIR disgusting habit#people who smoke weed are actually even worse these days#most people who smoke tobacco at least know it's bad and will make a show of trying to keep it away from you#weed smokers act like they can do no wrong#because ''it's natural!'' and/or ''i smoke it for medical reasons!!1''#and that you're just making a big deal out of nothing if you mention that your whole house reeks thanks to them smoking downstairs#or that everything they give you emanates the stench of weed#''but unlike tobacco weed smells good!'' no it really doesn't you're just so doped up on it half the time that you like it now#meanwhile i'm up here in my own house hacking my lungs out because your stupid ass insists on smoking a blunt in a no smoking building#you're all rude assholes and i hope you choke
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Toman groupchat
Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of poop, mentions of homophobia (joke), mentions of men getting pregnant
Desc: here the boys discuss whether men can get pregnant or not and other shenanigans. this also very fucking stupid
Mikey: i just took the biggest shit
Mikey: you guys will not believe the sheer size of this thing like it's as big as my forearm
Mikey: makes me wonder how women give birth
Kazutora: ?
Draken: keep this shit to yourself what the hell is wrong with you
Mikey: how can i keep this shit to myself when i've already flushed it down the toilet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mitsuya: what does you shitting have to do with women giving birth?
Mitsuya: never mind shouldn't have asked
Mikey: well the poop tore my butt up so imagine what babies do to vaginas
Baji: this is why i'm never giving birth. looks too hard
Draken: ...you're not a candidate to do so? you're male?
Baji: what does my gender have to do with giving birth
Draken: it has everything to do with it??? what are you talking about
Baji: wow didn't know you guys were so sexist
Chifuyu: Baji-san, gender and sex are two different things...
Baji: ?
Chifuyu: sex is your chromosomes and basically what you were born with and gender is what you identify as. so since you're male, you don't have the reproductive organs to get pregnant and have a child. only female bodied people can.
Smiley: bro you're 17 how the fuck do you not know this
Baji: never been good at biology
Smiley: you don't have to be good at it to know you can't get pregnant💀
Baji: so men can't get pregnant?
Chifuyu: well if someone born as a female transitions into a man, then gets pregnant, we can pretty much say that men can get pregnant
Baji: so men can get pregnant but not males?
Chifuyu: yeah i guess
Baji: interesting
Baji: i don't think anyone's tried hard enough
Baji: i'll get a male pregnant one day, watch
Mitsuya: wtf
Draken: is the biology lesson over?
Mikey: my ass still hurts i think i'll need ointment
Kazutora: why r u reporting this to us
Mikey: you guys are my friends
Mitsuya: no ones wants to know about your bowel movements
Baji: why do you always wanna sound smart Mitsuya. just say shit or shitting
Smiley: watch, next time he'll say defecation
Chifuyu: excretion
Mikey: excrement
Kazutora: fecal matter
Draken: guys what the fuck can we not talk about this? it's fucking gross
Baji: oho here comes the fucking poop police
Kazutora: instead of his siren going "wee woo wee woo" it probably goes "pee poo pee poo" lmao
Mikey: LMAO😭
Draken: what are you a bunch of 5 year olds??
Baji: we're 17
Draken: 😐
Mitsuya: can we change the subject? christ
Smiley: i did crack for the first time yesterday. shit was crazy
Mikey: YOU DO DRUGS???? BRO
Baji: yo Nahoya what the fuck
Draken: we're not supposed to do drugs
Smiley: who's we?? i'm doing them not you🤨??
Draken: and what's Angry gonna think?
Smiley: he doesn't need to know. and i did it to impress a girl so chill it's not a regular thing
Mikey: why would you try and impress a girl with doing crack?
Smiley: she's a drug addict
Smiley: but the sex was fire tho even though she tried to kill me halfway through
Mikey: YOU'RE HAVING SEX??
Kazutora: that's not fair☹️
Kazutora: where are you meeting women?
Smiley: outside
Kazutora: oh
Draken: why did she try to kill you?
Smiley: halfway through she started choking the shit outta me while she was on top and i almost died but also it was the best nut i've ever experienced so it's a win win
Mikey: that doesn't sound appealing at all😭
Draken: that sounds like assault actually
Smiley: idgaf a beautiful woman can do whatever she wants with me and if she wants to kill me then so be it (i'm a feminist)
Mitsuya: yeah but like, she should have asked
Smiley: we were both high off our rockers
Draken: yeah i feel like she should have asked you so you could have developed a healthy sex dynamic where you both share each other kinks before hand
Baji: oho here comes the fucking sex police
Kazutora: this time the siren would be men whimpering
Chifuyu: why men?
Kazutora: i don't think Draken would use women moaning cause of how the brothel might have traumatized him i think and he respects women too much
Kazutora: also he's gay
Draken: fuck off i'm not
Draken: and Baji say something else i dare you
Baji: what are you gonna do? have sex with me?
Smiley: you're all taking this way too seriously😁
Baji: with what Kazutora said, i'ma start blasting whimpering audios when i get a car
Mitsuya: i'm pretty sure that's illegal or something
Smiley: dawg no one wants to hear that
Baji: who wouldn't want to hear men whimpering?
Baji: especially the high pitched ones
Baji: cause you can associate them with twinks
Baji: with dual coloured hair, jingly earnings and large unsettling eyes
Baji: and maybe even a blonde with an undercut and big blue cow eyes
Kazutora: Baji what are you on about
Chifuyu: wait are you being serious or is this a joke Baji-san 😂😂😂😂
Draken: uhh
Smiley: i keep hoping you being gay is a joke but then you say shit like this
Baji: why
Smiley: i'm not fond of gay people
Baji: homophobia's got you missing out on some good head
Draken: we support and respect all identies, Smiley. don't make this a problem
Smiley: i'll ask again, WHO'S WE?
#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers manga#tokrev#tokyo revengers smau#tokyo revengers texts#tokyo revengers groupchat#toman#tokyo manji gang#sano manjiro/mikey#ryuguji ken/draken#matsuno chifuyu#baji keisuke#mitsuya takashi#hanemiya kazutora#kawata nahoya/smiley#i didn't know how to end this😭#also idk if i gave all the appropriate warnings so if i didn't lmk#and i made this when i was on that zaza#it's pretty evident
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MIGUEL O'HARA AS YOUR BF
(expect this is a realistic version because i'm tired seeing silly versions of him, like IDGAF).
Miguel is the type of guy to observe surroundings around him (and also people). So he would watch you while you do things, any kind of things. You always feel his eyes on you, as if they are judging you.
He doesn't like PDA that much, not because he's against it or smth, he doesn't despite it either. He's just not used to affection so he would open up with you after a long, long time... He needs courage. Give him some time, and he'll start holding hands, brushing his thumb on your hand palm and maybe he'll even hug you.
That previous headcanon also counts with kisses.
In arguments he will let slip from his mouth mean things, how of much "he wished he'd never met you" or "how fucking useless you are". He has angry issues (ofc he has them, we saw that in the movie), he doesn't control himself. He doesn't mean that of course, anger clouds his mind.
He doesn't respect boundaries at all. If you want some time for yourself, then he will start putting pressure. "Why are you keeping distant from me? Did I do something? Don't do this, it's pointless".
But if he is the one wanting to have some time for him, OH BOY-he'll push you away and avoid you like plague until he's feeling better. If you try to make him feel better, he'll yell and throw a tantrum like a child.
Miguel is extremely jealous, to the point to make you avoid all of your male friends (if you have them). He doesn't accept any no for answer.
He's also the type of guy to project his insicurites and past trauma on you, making you feel small and self-concious.
His way to show how he loves you is giving you gifts, like expensive necklaces or bracelets and even cute things like your favourite flowers or a dress you'd like. He does it because he's not good in expressing his feelings out loud, neither with words.
#marvel imagine#marvel x reader#miguel o hara#miguel ohara#miguel o'hara#miguel o hara x reader#miguel o hara headcanons#atsv#headcanon#headcanons#spiderman 2099#spiderman across the spider verse spoilers#spiderman atvs#spiderman across the spiderverse#oneshot
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an actual conversation i once had (paraphrased for consumption)
(an ad for Queer Eye plays on the TV)
me: I love that Johnny Van Ness so so much.
mom: I think he's weird.
me: That's half of why I love him. He's just out there being himself. Cute.
mom: Cute? I just thought you found him funny.
me: No...IN love with him. I'm attracted to him. He's fierce. He makes my heart happy.
mom: But you wouldn't sleep with him.
me: I'm not going to get that chance.
mom: But if he wasn't famous...
me: I bet he's a ton of fun in the sack.
mom: Really....but he's gay.
me: He very much is. And married.
mom: Like...he's really really gay.
me: You saying it does not make it more true.
mom: I just mean that he doesn't like women.
me: That's what that means.
mom: I just mean...isn't that a waste of your efforts?
me: What effort. It's not like I'm pursuing him. I'm not chasing him around and trying to convince him. Loving someone isn't an effort. It just is.
mom: You're attracted to someone who would never find you attractive.
me: You're in love with Robert Redford. What's the difference.
mom: *gets angry and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the day*
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I have had pretty much this conversation with several people in my life about a many different celebrities. Sometimes about folks who have never announced their orientation or marital status. And if there is any inkling at all that the man isn't straight or the woman isn't gay, this is usually what happens.
And yet, I stand by it. I am in love with / attracted to the people who I am attracted to. Idgaf about what they do with their own hearts and genitals. I love them for who they are, not how they can serve me.
#i will say that this is mother of mine who is still mad at my ex fiancee who#many many years after we broke up#married a man.#we will never not love each other we were just not meant to be together#we are still good friends.#and yet my mother is offended.#WHY.
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Friend learned that I love this blog and the subreddit and blocked me. Aa a fan I had to send this.
So I've been a regular here for a long time, I love voting on these polls even if my opinion isn't popular. I love the stories, I think some are made up but they're entertaining nonetheless.
One of my good friends here had reblogged a couple generic aita related or critical posts that were popular. I didn't pay that much attention because yes, there's bound to be some problems someone will have with the concept.
Last week we were chatting and I brought up some aita story as like... Gossip. She got mad. Not too mad I suppose, annoyed more like. She said why she hates aita and she doesn't like people who are too into it, said negative things about asking strangers' judgement like this, said it's unhealthy and enables the wrong sorts. I said lol people like me? She went offline. Come morning, I'm blocked.
Now, she seems like the ah for extreme reaction but I feel that I pushed her buttons trying to defend myself and my tone was argumentative. From what I know about her she really does hate any kind of judgement or other people's opinion about her. She has an idgaf personality? She gets into fandom fights to cool things down rather than flame it more, but blocks people for the smallest of things. I knew that, I still tried to reason with her thinking she'd not care that much. I think I got more angry than her trying to defend my harmless hobby. Not really her place to say what I can do right?
Who was in the wrong here? If you say me I'll be a little sad but it's all fun, nothing too serious. I hope she unblocks me tho 😭
What are these acronyms?
#aita#am i the asshole#y'know anon. i think you might get biased replies here#but godspeed nonetheless
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Helloooooooooooo, how are you doing today? (Btw love your blog ^^ It's amazing!)
Saw that you write about South Park and just really wanted to request 👏👏👏
How about the main four with a taller male reader who looks intimidating (and attractive), but is actually nice? But tho he can fight and ain't afraid to throw hands. He is a sporty guy who is into boxing. He is affectionate and caring, and he has a grunge style. ^^ (romantic)
Hope It's not too much! 😭
OMG YES, also thanks for the compliments, i appreciate it a lot
Im to lazy to write about separate
Headcanons
Kenny: orange
Stan:blue
Kyle: green
Eric:red
The main four
(TW: violence, mentioned sex, blood, homophobia)
Let's say they didn't like you too much at first, I mean yeah you look fine and you turn Heads when you walk but you look like a bully
Well that changed when you were in class, at some point Stan was having problems understanding the work so you asked if you could help him out
"find the x? The fuck? Is right there" "hey dude, you need help ?" You said in a sweet tone of voice, leaning in to see his eyes "...y-yeah sure"
The mother fucker wouldn't stop thinking about you the rest of school
"what's your problem dude, are you gay or some shit?" "You are gay too, c'mon we all know how you check out his butt during PE" "THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE!"
Well the most normal two are Kyle and Stan, they do get nervous and all but hey you are nice
Cartman is well...
"i identify as a horse now guys" "wtf Cartman, that's not how it works" "yo guys what are you talking about?" "Cartman identify as a horse" "what?" "Stupid right" "then I just have something to say" you took a moment "yehaw!" Hehe joke
The three are like: 🧍♂️
And Cartman is like: 🚶
So yeah a lots of flirting, specially with Kenny
He's the most obvious, he doesn't even try to hide it
And damn you are muscular, no you don't look like a Jojo but you have abs, a little waist and strong arms
"why you as a man have such a little waist? For us men to grab? Are you gay?" "And you as a man why do you have a mouth? To suck dick? Whore" "ew guys, go to a motel or something "
And after some days you start to get a long with them very well
You help them out when they need and you hang out with them a lot but at some point they development a crush on you
Let's say, they fell first and you fell harder
And the moment you started dating them was funny
Some idiot was making fun of Kenny and he was like "okay idgaf"
But you where super angry
"hey, stop bullying my boyfriend or else" "ow what are you going to do huh? You are just a fag, I'm Soo scared" "oh you want to see?" "Of course" and the moment after the idiot in question fell onto the floor with a bloody nose and one his friends punch you in the face leaving you with wounds but you managed to beat him up "who's the next one" silent "i figured out, c'mon Kenny, let's go"
When you get to your home, Kenny called the others and they came super fast
"WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING" yelled Kyle while healing your wounds "i don't know they just...maked me fell angry...and they were insulting Kenny and..." "Y/n i don't give a shit about what were they saying" "i know but...i don't want nobody to hurt you, or you four for that matter" "you called me your boyfriend" "i did?" "Yeah, and I don't mind it, I'm okay but I'm going to be your boyfriend fr" "heh okay " "..." "We all can be boyfriends?" "I'm not gay" "you are" "just for y/n" "then we are boyfriends"
It's a strange relationship, nothing changed to much, you still have that relationship like bros but the physical touch increase a lot, holding hands with them or just little pecks on the check
Kenny is more flirty, grabbing your butt and saying that he didn't do anything or just shoving his head onto your chest and mumbling how he loves your man boobs
And we'll yeah, Cartman is less of a dick but he sure loves you in a strange way
And Stan and Kyle they love you so much
Kenny's parents hate you, they are super homophobic (i hate his parents omg) so when he introduced you to them, they yelled at him, you just looked at them with a death glear and walked away from them
Cuddles ALL.THE.TIME GOD
#trans#gay#nonbinary#viral#male reader#male reader x south park#hes so precious#south park x male reader#sp#kenny mccormick x reader#eric cartman x reader#south park kyle#stan x reader#south park#fanfic#stan south park#kenny south park#cartman south park#they are gay#very cuddly#yessss
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We need domestic life with Djarin and Grogu (Im still gonna call him Din , IDGAF)
**i deeply enjoyed writing this. i have never loved writing something more than this concept. ugh. maybe i let it go on longer than it had to, but din is my favorite ever.
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You put the stew at a low heat and wiped your hands, heading out of the kitchen and outside of the cabin where your husband sat on his chair, his beskar in your room as he could finally enjoy the weather in his clothes.
"Grogu, enough with the frogs" he spoke to his son and you roll your eyes, sitting on Mando's right leg with your arms wrapped around his neck. His hand immediately found your back just above your butt.
"Oh, let him enjoy it, Din. How often does he get to play? Look, he's just spinning it slowly" you smile and push your fingers under his collar, inhaling sharply as you touch his back. Neither of you were used to this yet, but you loved every second.
"Din Grogu!" Mando yells and Grogu lowers his ears with a pout and drops the frog and you gasp, standing up immediately.
"How dare you!" you smile as you run to Grogu, sitting next to him and holding your hands out, and he immediately grabs onto your hands. You held him to your chest, rubbing the back of his furry head with your thumb. "He's so mean, isn't he?" you say in a soft baby voice and hold Grogu up on your knees, his teeth poking through his smile.
He coos and jumps next to you, making curious sounds as he looks into the water. “Would you like to get in, my sweet boy?”
He coos again. You smile and hold him under his armpits, dipping his feet in the cool water and he laughs. Din sat up with his elbows on his knees and fingers intertwined as he watched you two.
"Chilly, isn't it? Oh, the frogs are getting revenge, they're going to get your toes!" you giggle and he squeals as you stand up, Din smiling under his helmet. "Don't even look at that mean guy, I made you some stew" you hum and he purrs, nudging his head into you as you walk past Din.
"Flower, wait" he calls and stands up, looking at Grogu and sighing as his son had an angry look on his face. "I'm sorry I yelled, Din Grogu" Mando bowed and you smile, Grogu cooing and reaching for Din.
"Come on, let's go eat" you say in a whispered tone, leading the two inside and getting 3 bowls ready. Grogu sat in his own seat and slurped up his dinner, the both of you looking away as Din took a sip.
"You don't have to do that" you look back at him and smile, holding his hand.
"I have respected your helmet from the moment I met you, and I will forever honor your creed" you smile and he nods, your forehead bumping his Beskar forehead. “Is it good, sweet boy?”
Grogu dropped the bowl on the table with a stew mustache and you smile as Din chuckles. You finish and so does Din and he takes your bowls to wash them.
"Would you like to go watch the stars come out, my boy?" you ask Grogu and pick him up, Din watching your dress push against your body as you step into the breeze.
You walk a little away from the cabin and Mando stands on the porch. "Not too far, Yn" you roll your eyes and turn around, walking back to the cabin a bit and he nods. You turn and sit on the ground, wrapping Grogu in your shoulder wrap and he leans his head on your chest.
"Do you see them, Din Grogu? They're coming" you smile and hear the dirt and rocks underneath boots behind you. Din puts his legs next to yours, pulling you up into him and you laid back. "Aren't they beautiful, Djarin?"
He looked down, his hand rubbing over your hand that held Grogu. "So beautiful" he spoke softly and you look up at him, his helmet touching your forehead as you shut your eyes.
You pull away and lean your head back against him again as you all watch the stars. Your fingertips softly rub up and down Grogu's back softly as you hum a song you used to sing to the other younglings. Din rubbed your arm as he closed his eyes, remembering his first memories of this song.
You were singing to two younglings that night.
"Grogu's asleep, Flower. Let's take him inside" you smile and close your eyes, hanging your head over his arm. "You fell asleep so fast" he chuckles and wraps his right arm underneath your knees and left arm around your back.
You hold in a shriek but let out a giggle as Din stands. He carries both you and your child back into the cabin, setting you down outside of Grogu's room. You put him softly into his bed, kissing him goodnight and heading for your room.
You laid next to Din on the bed, where he sat up against the wall and ankles cross. You move your head into his lap and his ungloved hand holds your jaw, thumb rubbing over your lips. "How I wish to really kiss you, Flower"
You slap a hand over your eyes and laugh. "You must never show your face to another living life, but if I close my eyes I can't see you. Or, wrap something around my eyes"
"No" you peek through your fingers and he puts his hand over. You close your fingers again and halter your breathing once you hear the hiss of his helmet.
"Djarin.."
"Hm.. my flower" he sighs and ties something around your eyes and you immediately grab his face. His nose traced your jaw and kissed your skin, down your neck ever so slowly. He had been waiting for this day, and he was taking in every second.
Your body begged for more, hips pushing up and desperately grabbing at his clothes. "Kiss me, Din, please"
He smiles and brushes his lips against yours and you impatiently pull his head down. You couldn't stop moving your hands, wanting to rip the blindfold off.
"I will follow you until the stars explode, Flower" he whispers and you grip his hair, smiling before kissing him again. You took in every second before he pulled away and you heard the hiss.
You pout and take off the blindfold, Din's head tilted as he looks at you. "Can't you lift your helmet like you do to eat?"
He did, and it worked.
"Why haven't we thought of that before, Flower?"
"I don't know, but that helmet is going to stay like that forever"
He put it back on. "Not it won't, Flower. Get ready for bed, I'll join you soon" you nod and sit up, bumping your forehead with his helmet before getting off the bed.
You look back at Mando, who nodded his head, and you nodded back. It's every word you needed to say in just one gesture. He couldn't keep his eyes off of you, you were everything he dreamed of and he would hurt anyone if it meant saving you - and his son.
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