#i'm not down bad i swear
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ash stop being down bad for one goddamn second challenge
#i'm not catching feels! he's just really hot!#goddamnit-#it's just been a long day and i'm exhausted and need to sleep#that's all. and that's all it will be#... and so what if hes pretty and shares my love of cool earrings-#anyways i'm too embarrassed to talk about who but.#ah hell#i'm not down bad i swear#i just#you know#um#yeah#okay anywaysmoving on hahahah goodnight folks- i've gotta study some#and hope that i dont keep thinking about this idiot-#ugggghhhhhhhhh#ash rambles 💚#two new guys i think are hot stuff in one day? really? goodness..
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if the picture is blurry i apologize but oh... oh boy the smut for this...
NSFW under the cut!
thinking about bonten kakucho in that specific outfit, coming home to your shared house one day in a not-so good mood.
an angry kakucho was a horny kakucho.
so there was no surprise that when he saw you in one of his shirts and wearing those short shorts he liked he did not hesitate to pin you to the couch and deflower you.
"a-ahn~! kaku, baby, not there--!"
maybe this was a bad idea. the fact that he let you put on the jacket he was wearing as the only layer of clothing after he removed the shirt and shorts you were previously wearing...
it made him lose control.
especially when he sees that his girlfriend was taking on his cock like a champ.
inspired by @wakashawty with that ran imagine that they had lol
#i'm down bad for this man i swear#the moment the damn game showed that outfit i had to#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers imagine#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers x reader smut#kakucho#kakucho hitto#kakucho x reader#kakucho x reader smut
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I feel like Magneto needs a "be gay, do crime" shirt he does both so well
#it's like a checklist for him I swear#be gay? *kisses Charles* check#do crime? *steals a cool metal thing* check#Charles doesn't care bc *Magneto voice* if it's on the shirt Charles I'm legally obligated#besides we all know Charles doesn't give too many darns about Erik doing his illegal activities#he is simply down too bad for that#bonus points if magneto gets him a matching shirt and *Charles voice* well if it's on the shirt Erik I guess I'm legally obligated#and they wreak havoc together for a treat#idk I'm simply wild about the boys#magneto#professor x#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#Charles x erik#Erik x charles#cherik#be gay do crime#x-men#martianbugsbunny ships
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y'all i am struggling to stay normal about him
#HAVE WE EVER SEEN IT FROM THIS ANGLE BEFORE???#WITH THIS SOFTER EXPRESSION?#THE NOSE????????????!#THE LIGHTING???#i'm so down tremendously bad i swear#aemond targaryen#aemond one eye#aemond#hotd#house of the dragon#show
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MK's "I Love My Friends"/Reassurance Smile:
1x00 A Hero is Born
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1x10 The End is Here!
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2x00 Revenge of the Spider Queen
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3x03 Smartie Kid
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3x13 Time to Be Warriors
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What!? No! I didn't mean you guys to! You thought you were going without us? MK, we get it—you're the Monkie Kid, huh? It's your job to go fight the bad guys. But we're your team little man! It's our job to get you there! No matter what!
Bonus (His Unassured Grimace):
4x12 The Plan Man
#ANYWAYS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. THIS SPECIFIC SMILE. LIKE IT'S A THING. IT'S A THING!#And I fucking SWEAR his grimace at the end of 4x12 is the opposite of that. Like I'm telling you. I'm telling you all#Also everyone smiling at MK in the middle of 1x10 is the same to me as everyone smiling at the end of 3x13.#You got: van. You got: team support. You got: MK smile#I have a bad feeling that the 1x10 dialogue I wrote down is about to become VERY loaded#Like. Hm. good guy v bad guy mentality. SAYING MK IS THE MONKIE KID (identity). ''No matter what'' like are you trying to kill me#This post has been in my head for so long I'm so glad to be free of it#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk parallels#lmk gifs#my gifs#lmk MK#theme: friendship
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COMET I COME BEARING GIFTS OF TATTOO-LESS BABY PER
LOOK HIM!!!!!
MIASMA ILY. HOW DID YOU KNOW I NEEDED THIS TONIGHT!?!?!?!
LOOK AT HIMMMmmmmm. He's such a babbyy. A yet, some things (the necklace, the hand), never ever change.
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SAY IT WITH ME:
FEMALE CHARACTERS CAN BE WARRIORS AND FEMININE
MALE CHARACTERS CAN BE SMART AND MASCULINE
BEING BOTH IS NOT A "FLAW" WHERE ONE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED
IT'S CALLED "COMPLEXITY"
#i won't tag it#but#HECK if i wanted to chuck episode 5 out my window and then run it over with a car#i mean these issues have definitely been hinted at before ep 5 but that one just went ALL IN#i knew from 3 and 4 what they would probably do with hakoda but GOSH am i bitter about it#i swear if they don't walk this back somehow and make hakoda a bad overbearing dad or whatever i'm gonna riot#and katara's whole 'you know i'm not good at this [womanly] type of stuff' NO SCREW YOU WHOEVER INCLUDED THAT#WHY#if you want a female character that rejects the stereotypes of femininity you'll get one in season 2 gosh DANG IT#you don't need to try and force katara into that role#sokka wanting to use his brain AND fight well is not a flaw#katara wanting to use her waterbending to fight AND knowing how to sew is not a flaw#OH i hate this#i hate this so much#i can understand the need to change story elements to work better in a different format#i don't think they're always doing that WELL but i can understand the need for it#but i will never understand why they felt the need to butcher characters' personalities#again some things won't transfer well i get it i really REALLY do#it's like with sanji in opla how he had to be toned down - that makes sense for a live action adaptation#just removing things simply for the sake of removing them? no just no#'updated for modern audiences' has become a curse to my ears i swear because it always means the same thing#'we're going to remove all complexity and make it as one note as possible so we don't offend anyone'#there was nothing wrong with katara or sokka or aang or anyone else that they needed 'updating' yall are just close-minded#ok rant over just REALLY needed to get that out...
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lady
#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis#dhmis fanart#roy dhmis#roy gribbleston#dhmis genderswap#my art#asks#I swear if anyone is down bad again I will spray you with my water bottle😭
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LILIA MF VANROUGE OMFG GAKJHBNBSKAN HYPERVENTILATING GUYS I'VE BEEN WATING FOR THIS SINCE OUR CUTE LITTLE GRANDPAPI™ FIRST APPEARED THE DAY IS HERE THE TIME HAS COME ALL HAIL GENERAL VANROUGE OMFG HIS HAIR IS SO LONG AND FLOWY LIKE A PANTENE SHAMPOO COMERCIAL WHY THE FUCK ARE HIS THIGHS SO AOLHINAHKNGA????????? OH MY GOD
I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY I'VE PASSED AWAY AND ACENDED AWOOGA-ING AND MAMAMIA-ING OVER AND OVER AGAIN AT LILIA MF VANROUGE FROTHING AT THE MOUTH SHAKING DYING
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
#♢twst pandomonium♢#twisted wonderland#twst#lilia vanrouge#I'M SO FUCKING DOWN BAD ON MY KNEES I'D BE THANKFUL IF THIS MAN SMACKED ME ACROSS THE FACE#WHO IS HE#WHY ARE THEY GIVING US THIS PERFECT ANGLE THAT SHOWS OFF HIS DAMN THIGHS????? GUYS?????#LONG HAIRED LILIA IS OFFICIALLY CANON NOW THO KRGBAKRBNOAG#EVERYONE WE WON TODAY#THIS FINE DAY#I FEEL LIKE I'M GGONNA PASS OUT#I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FREAKING EXCITED FOR A TWST CARD ONLY LILIA MF VANROUGE CAN EVER DO THIS TO ME I SWEAR-
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i am seriously fucking livid. it probably isn't even that person's fault but i hate, i HATE how people who have been convicted of crimes are talked about like either they're evil or they don't matter. "criminals" this, "criminals" that, every time i turn around. prisoners aren't real people like you and me and banning prison labor will totally create ✨new✨ jobs that definitely weren't already being done by anyone who actually mattered.
go fuck yourself.
#dal is a scream#this has been a thorn in my side for a LONG fucking time#it makes zero goddamned sense#i swear it boils down to the way people act like 'criminal' is an acceptable synonym for 'bad person'#and like. i'm sure i am not guiltless here. it's fucking pervasive#but that doesn't make it okay#vent post
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You think I'm down bad for a certain artist? Pssh, who told you such lies?
#I am normal I swear#I just fix reblog to like ratios 🥺🥺#Maybe it's particularly tweel artist.....#Nahhh#Why would you even believe such nonsense!#I didn't reblog their most recent work about 200+ times 🙄#You're just crazy#(like how I'm totally not crazy for a guy who simps for sea food)#((nope. Totally not down bad diabolically for them.))#👁️👁️#You didn't just read those previous sentences#YOU SAW NOTHING#AND NOTHING ABOUT ME FRAMING HIM CALLING ME ADORABLE ON MY WALLS#NOPE!!!#Y'ALL SAW NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THIS!!
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road trip:
‘oh, bother…’
you guys remember that one meme of the characters driving together...?
...yea this is a terrible trio let's be honest-
(individual characters under the cut)
#crappy doodles#personal#random#look i'm sorry i just had to#this has been an urge for days i swear#anyways gonna tag the characters/ aus down here real quick uhh#winnie the pooh#from#winnie the pooh au#witch au#witch eclipse#tsams eclipse#(not really but hush)#vox#i think vox and eclipse would actually kill each other#poor pooh bear is tryna keep them from tearing at each other's throats#anyways#sorry for the bad quality btw#tumblr loves butchering my work#if you see any mistakes no you don't#i did this on my lunch break okay
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If I've ever fucked up and said something out of line or botched something or put my foot in my mouth, please please please tell me?
This isn't a vague post, I just have this niggle in the back of my head that says I've done something wrong and no one's letting me know and just distancing themselves instead.
I promise I won't be upset. I can take it. I won't get mad.
#I've been balancing on the cusp of melting down all day today because of this thought#swear this isn't a vague post or anything#I just need to get this out because it keeps plaguing me#and I'm back in 4th grade being told I'm a bad friend right before Spring Break#only to come back and find out all my friends had gotten together without me
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I want to draw I want to create but alas!!!! No inspiration!!
#I swear if i start this year with the same art block i did last years beginning I'm gonna cry#I should maybe just practice some things but that's unfortunately. so fucking boring.#I'm not!! satisfied with my art and it's making me very angry because i can't pinpoint down what i need to do#to be on better terms with it#like it's not bad art i like what things i draw well enough but rn I'm very grumpy about it >:((#I'm being very overdramatic here btw i have drawn a few things the past days but now that i have NO ideas/inspiration it#just feels worse shdjsjsjfk#get some rest boy!!!! but I'm unable to do that
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i nEED A GIRL TO EAT ME OUT AGAINST A WALL SO BAD-
preferably the one i'm pinning over but anyway . . .
no but actually though, when you can't stop thinking about riding her face, feeling her fingers curl inside you, tongue sucking earnestly as you throb, hearing her gasp and whimper as you take her into your mouth. But then you've got yourself pinned to the wall (who knows how, but you aren't complaining that's for sure) -her teeth nipping your neck-, and you're bucking your hips as she's pressing herself closer against you -but it's not fucking close enough and you need *more*, you swear you can hear her heart hammering inside her chest as she fumbles with your clothes. Then your fingers are tangled in her hair as she slides to her knees, looking up at you with those warm, gentle eyes as she slowly moves your legs apart before she dips her head and *fuck* the way she swirls her tongue around and her lips press heated kisses against your thighs as they tremble around her shoulders . . .
Because all she'd ever want is for you to feel good, right?
#hxrny musings I suppose#i'm down horrendously bad for her jesus christ . ..#wlw nsft#wlw ns/fw#queer nsft#BRO I SWEAR SHE'S THE REASON SUMMERS ARE TOO WARM WHERE I LIVE LMFAOOO#sapphic#sapphic nsft#bisexual
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Customer service people seriously need to be allowed to tell customers to kill themselves if they're mean enough like they should just give you one free pass a year
#I need this guy to kill himself so bad I have never been talked down to in my life like this#I'm really riding the line rn of how passive aggressive I can be to a customer without getting fired .cos he's riding the line of how mean#He can be without us disconnecting him for like yelling or swearing he's not doing either but he's somehow being so much fucking worse#Like just what the fuck is wrong with you
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