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#i’m srsly so proud of this piece tho
daeyumi · 8 months
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Ruined Town 🪲⚡️
I’m actually super proud of this piece, I wanted to push myself out of my comfort zone to do something dynamic & complex with hopefully a somewhat interesting composition, and I really worked hard on it. I’ve been feeling kind of down on my art recently tbh, like I’ve stagnated a bit, and this piece really helped me to experiment a bit more & try out some new brushes & techniques. Can’t wait to experiment & draw more soon! 🩵
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symptoms-syndrome · 3 years
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Pretty in Pink, and St Elmos Fire please!
pretty in pink: what’s your signature ‘look’?
You're asking someone with DID and who works at a place that sells weird clothes for cheap pal IDK what to tell ya my style changes on the daily
Srsly actually tho I generally look pretty punk! Or try to. I consider myself fashionable but stopped caring about what's in vogue a long time ago. I dye my hair bright colors and paint my nails always. I love my leather jacket and I love sleeveless tees in summer. My favorite shirt has this on it
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And I always try to wear one weird dangly earring. I aim to dress in a way that lets you know I'm not only gay, but a loud and proud queer.
st. elmo’s fire: what’s one piece advice you would give to someone two years younger than yourself?
Early 20s/late teens huh? Plan for the future, but not step by step. You won't be where you are now in the future, for better and for worse.
What I mean by that is like.
Yes:
Get a savings account and contribute to it what you can
Learn skills from the people around you now
Think about long (longer!) term goals and research what you can do about them
Learn what you care about (core things, if you can!) And what makes you happy
Don't
Make an action plan for your future that'll collapse if any one thing on it goes sideways
Despair about where you are/what situation you're in
Assume you'll always have the resources you do now
I would flip flop a lot between over preparing and under preparing. My life took a lot of surprise u turns and sharp lefts. I found it's best to gather things you can use regardless of your circumstances, like money and skills and friends/connections and where your values lie, rather than only focusing on things that point you toward your one current goal for your future. A lot of my HS was spent doing only things that would advance me towards pursuing a college path and major I have zero interest in now. Then I would languish in "nothing is going according to plan so fuck it I'll just do whatever." Neither of those did me that much good. Learning to go with the flow is an excellent skill to learn, even though it's a really fucking hard one. There's zero way to predict the future, even when it feels certain. I'm sure a lot of folks learned that this year. At this point preparing for the future less like sniping a singular target and more like watering a garden where lots of different things will and won't grow.
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Finally finished #inktobermonsta !! I had to skip one day tho hngg 🍂Day 1-3: took me three tries, but this one is the easiest XD 🍂Day 4-6: it's the first time I drew Amato :'D also I hate the fish it gave me so much anxiety while drawing it 🍂Day 7-9: idk I just imagine some flying manta ray alien giving Pipi a ride?? X,D 🍂Day 10-12: at this point I broke down because I'm outta ideas so I just--yeet (ah shoot I forgot to colour Probe :amatohelp:) also ye that's my persona 🍂Day 13-15: added the shieldblings bcuz I miss them :V also kinda satisfied w/ this one Day 19-21: OK srsly who put them on babysitting duty 🤣 fun fact: 50% of the effort is on Solar- Day 22-24: my. proudest. piece. I srsly coloured it with coffee and I'm just. Proud of how it turned out with my fav bois Day 25-27: anyone know the Power Sphere in the LK x BBB crossover? He makes good tea :) Day 28: ....yea ain't putting much effort on him. Mlep 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 OK why did I decided to fully coloured some of it I really regret it now it looks obnoxious gosh-- But overall its my first time doing inktober so I'm kinda satisfied?? I should've coloured all of them with coffee ugh- Reshares are appreciated ☕ #inktobermonsta2019 #boboiboy #sketches #inkart #inktober #watercolourart #boboiboygalaxy #traditionalart https://www.instagram.com/p/B4HNBbaAYCg/?igshid=ftqvzw5n87g5
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bbcantlie · 5 years
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tag game
Sideblogs: Pff, organizing my posts in separated and specialized blogs? How about throwing everything together in a mayhem I call main blog? Srsly tho, I may create one in the future to post my drafts and sketches.
Tagged by: @roderich-edelfine
Rules: Tag 20 as-many-as-I-can-because-my-tumblr-is-an-empty-wasteland followers you'd like to get to know better.
Nicknames: Isa, because it's a shorten form of my name, and Potato (or Batata, in Portuguese), because I really like potatoes. I love them so much I made a music about those marvelous tubers.
Gender: Female.
Astrological sign: Leo. Funny enough, it's my weakest astrological force - Virgo is the strongest.
Height: 1,72m (oh please don't ask me to use the imperial system, it's so confusing >.< But I'm like, average height)
Sexuality: quoiromantic gray-asexual (although I'm quoi - a.k.a. I have no inane idea of what romantic attraction is like and couldn't identify it if my life depended on it -, I'm aromantic strict - a.k.a. I'm not in the gray area and never feel infatuated). I'm living proof that an aro/quoiromantic person can still be a heavy shipper xD
Hogwarts house: Slytherin. Even when I try faking the test to end in another house IT STILL SHOVES ME RIGHT BACK AT SLYTHERIN c:
Favourite animais: Cats, I'm the crazy cat lady. I also love seals and sea lions! They are so cute! Other animals I really like are foxes and corvids - smart smol cuties. And at last, but not least, there are elephants. They are such majestic and pure creatures! They are altruistic, artistic, delicate giants, I wish humans were more like them.
Number of blankets: The more the merrier.
Where I'm from: Minas Gerais, Brazil. Yeah, you probably never heard about it, so let me pitch my homestate because I REALLY LOVE MINAS GERAIS. It's beautiful. Like, really, really beautiful! We have mounts everywhere, and sometimes the clouds look like a giant wave breaking against them. It's one of the most beautiful sights I ever had. The vegetation is also awesome! It' a very green state, even our capital city is filled with trees. Our main biome is called Cerrado - that means the trees are small and kinda spaced, with a lot of cactus and smaller plants around. It looks like a green savannah, but picture it in mountainous terrain. We also have really cool waterfalls, lakes and rivers, it's common to people to go swimming in them (it's a really nice experience, btw). You can see the architecture of Imperial Brazil even outside the famous historical cities - my father's hometown, Diogo De Vasconcelos, was like a relic frozen in time, with all the buildings, streets and even some of the culture remaining the same of the empire times. It's a really small town and not at all a touristic destination, but hey, Minas Gerais has the biggest heritage of art and architecture of Imperial Brazil - the stuff is everywhere! Oh, and talking about art, here is the homeland of several artists. Our churches are full of baroque treasures (it's different from the European style, btw). We also have lots of museums and galleries, specially at Belo Horizonte, our capital city. I kid you not when I say I would usually wander through the streets and just stumble on museums/art galleries I've never heard about, sometimes two in the same block! And there is the food... Oh, I could talk forever about comida mineira (Minas Gerais' cousine). Let it suffice to say that every single person I know who left Minas Gerais complained sorely about how the food wouldn't compare to ours. It's really good (especially our cheese) and we are really proud of it. We also make a marvelous cachaça (an alcoholic beverage made of sugar cane)! Minas Gerais is also the most LGBTQ+ friendly state in the Country (the research I'm basing this on was from 2017, so it may be outdated), but honestly this doesn't mean much in Brazil... But anyway, we're really friendly people.
I'll stop rambling because this thing is already enormous xD I would go on forever if I could. Sometimes I think about creating a Minas Gerais OC just to have an excuse to do so.
Dream trip:
Santa Catarina, Brazil, so I could visit my best friend. And I once had a weird, vivid dream about going to Florianopoles (SC's capital) when I was a child - I'd like to go there and see if anything is similar. Also... It was a literal dream trip? xD It felt so real my parents took years to convince me I never really went there.
Germany, because I have a weird obsession with the Country ever since I was a child and knew next to nothing about it. Also we share an admiration for kartoffel.
Every-freakin-where. I like to meet new cultures, to visit museums, to appreciate the architecture of the most simple buildings... Every travel is a worthy travel for me! I wish I could go everywhere! This is also why I love Hetalia so much: it exposes me to bits and pieces of different cultures, and the fandom has a lot of people with this same passion.
When I created this account: It's a mystery lost in time xD But it was a long, loooong time ago, back when tumblr was a wild(er) jungle and you could edit other people's posts.
Why I created this account: Another mystery lost in time... I have no freakin' idea. But I can tell you why I stayed: I need my fandom and shitposting juice.
Tagging @pansexuowl @aysha-kitana @ladiestarks @oakskull
(Only if you want to do it, of course! I thought it was a fun game)
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leocheg · 6 years
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Okay, harringrove hit me like a train, and now it’s just my naked bones rattling all over the railway.
I’m seriously so torn. I feel sick just thinking about watching season 3 for the very possible pain of it all, you know, Steve getting assigned a new gf, Billy getting killed off, all the antis shitposting under my sweet sweet otp’s tag...
On the other hand, I really want to believe the Duffers are trolling with all that “ohh a textbook enigmatic alt chickkkk! Billy’s just a dumb villainnnn, it’s gonna get worssssse! Everybody who you love from season 1 will DIEEEE!” Is this show really supposed to be that shallow? Does it really need that cheap hype? Frankly speaking, I don’t know what I expect from a Netflix tv pop show. I just hoped that the series made for geeks by geeks would somehow go deeper than “a human villain” esp since that “villain” is a 17 yo with daddy issues, and honestly making a piece of irredeemable trash out of a troubled teen (srsly he didn’t even have a knife or anything on him) is a total dick move on behalf of everyone responsible.
Now it’s time for me to explain why Billy isn’t deserving of all the crap he’s been given by the fandom. And okay, okay, I won’t put I JUST LOVE MAH BAYBEEEEHHHH all over the list.
First of all, I suggest to take a step back and take in the starting point. Billy’s a 17 yo guy, with an okay(ish?) step-mom, his actual mom being most probably dead (I’m not sure but I feel in the US it’s more common for women to get custody after divorce?) and a dad who gives Billy constant shit over the smallest things. Let’s not forget two more things: this 17 yo is supposed to be responsible for a 13 yo (dunno about you, I’d be super pissed off, because girls this age can give you HELL, boys give you HELL a bit later), and for whatever fuck up they both committed he’s exiled from his home place which means no memory of his mom apart from that little thing he always wears on that chain (is that just my hc tho?), no friends, no possible family like caring aunts-uncles-nanas-grandpas, no voice in the family. As I see the situation judging from those little snippets we gather from the conversations, Billy could have fucked up looking after Max, probably big time, probably it had smth to do with Susan’s ex and Max’s dad, so Neil had them packing and moving across the whole country. I just wonder how bad could that fuck up have been that Billy got guilt-tripped so badly he wasn’t able to say no and stay in Cali somehow? HE’S CRAZY LIKE THAT ANTIS HUH? It’s also not a thing a caring parent would do out of the blue, Billy had only a year before graduation. I believe Neil to love his son and care for his future, fight me. BUT. When you are a responsible parent with some skill for communication and actually understanding what you’re doing and that there’s an independent individual in front of you, not an abstract child like whatever that word even means apart from age, you don’t hit them, you don’t shout, you don’t impose. My point being that Neil is freaking out. He’s got two teens on his hands, you gotta be strict not to let them go crazy rebellious, right? He’s desperate to keep his son in line, denying everything he really is at the moment. What is he though? Well, a super lonely teen who wants his dad to be proud of him. I think he tries really hard to follow that “respect and responsibility” mantra: gives Max a lift no problem, tries to come to terms that they are family now, tries to protect her. Which brings me to the question of racism, and no, I don’t think he’s racist at all. I don’t think he cares, he’s got a lot going on already.What he cares about is agitated Max. Remember the way she left the arcade? All confused, angry, bewildered. Billy just was being protective the way his practically non-existent emotional intellect allowed him. Probably he knew there would be a shitstorm coming if Neil found out. I don’t think young girls are allowed bfs in his household. That’s the vibe I got there, fellas.
Why is Billy so lonely though? Just look at that guy, he’s got everything: the face, the ass, the style, the charm, the smile, the wit. He’s unapologetically confident and knows how to get what he wants, so being alone and not making any friends seems to be a choice of his own. Mainly because he’s super pissed about everything. I mean he really has no chill when it comes to emotions, they control him. Moreover, he doesn’t plan on staying longer than is absolutely necessary, so why try. As for a gf, he’s not that into girls, which could be for several reason (my hc is him being gay, no surprises here lol). I think he’s actually a virgin. We see him with a girl once, he didn’t seem nice or caring or at least a little bit amused, so probably that was out of sheer bore. Nothing to do other than date or keg-drink in a small town, huh, Billy boy? Third, and don’t hit me yet, he’s kind of a nerd himself. And here I have to say thanks to a very devoted lady who brought to my attention two details about Billy’s room one of them being a poster for the first Metallica album which only few ppl liked as much (nerds!), and another one being James Thurber’s autobiography Billy had on his table. How’s that for your typical basketball bully Cali boy reading? Nerd! So he’s a bit too picky about all this friends and connections thing. Also I’d like to point out that Max actually found her a whole party of friends, I think that could make Billy kinda jelous? Before that it felt they were in the same boat, sort of a team? In the first scene they appeared I honestly thought they were this cool bro-sis pair fully armed to take on Hawkins ready or not.
So. I feel for my boy. He’s just a lonely kid with daddy issues and zero anger control.
To be continued, cuz there’s also my precious mama teddy bear Steve.
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emypony · 6 years
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Every number, lol
ily lmfao
gdi lina
((now i gotta open my own goddamn tumblr to find it smh))
i’ll do edits throughout bcs i go on other questions and i legit like, answer them and go back and add stuff
1. first anime you ever watched
tbh i can’t freaking remember?? Though it might’ve been something on animax. I don’t count pokemon rly bcs i rarely watched it. I think watched thoroughly…???
Frick. Deltora Quest (??) ((god I just remembered I need to hype that too crap)) but I’ll be proud to say front to back as a really long anime is going to be Inazuma Eleven. God I was so trash for it. Saw a few eps on Disney and decided “i want to see this but without this crappy romanian dub thx”
I can’t remember any other anime I watched but amongst the first ones were: Shugo Chara, Princess Tutu (I NEED TO DRAW THIS AS WELL AUGH LINA WHAT’VE U DONE) uhhhhhhhh, Kaleido Star? Zero no Tsukaima (VERY BAD ANIME TO START WATCHING WHEN UR LIKE 13) and other trash stuff like Oran Highschool Host club, Toradora (I didn’t watch the last ep gg me), Brother’s Conflict (another harem AND I DIDN’T WATCH THE LAST EP EITHER GG OMG) and this is all I can remember great…
EDIT: UNDERRATED ELEMENTAL GELADE LIKE DID ANYBODY EVEN HEAR ABT IT like AAAA
look at me i can’t even do one question without rambling this is gonna be long asf
EDIT:::: Shaman King was the first. Used to air dubbed on some non cartoon channel over here and I got hooked.
2. first anime crush
Shun from Bakugan. I’m trash. (yes this was after I found out that it was originally japanese. I think i wanted to watch the jap dub but i couldn’t find it anywhere and i couldn’t take Dan having Naruto’s voice either thx)
Then i discovered Spectra (aka the Brother of that girl from the 2nd season) and i cried bcs how could I choose
3. favorite anime character
Tsurugi Kyousuke and you know it girl
TSUNA FROM KHR (in his more serious form)
ALSO GOKUDERA ^^^^
4. least favorite anime character
fricc. uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…(inazuma eleven makes everybody lovable I mean…)
5. list all anime you have ever watched (do non finished one count too thx)
NOTE: The ones with * means I didn’t finish them.
I DID THIS IN QUESTION 1 THANKS BUT LET ME ADD SOME
Mob Psycho 100
Shokugeki no Souma**  (in prcess of watching)
Oban Star Racers
Sword Art Online
SMILE PRECURE - it��s so clichee but I love it
Kaichou wa Maid-Sama
K-ON!*
Fruits Basket!!!
Sukitte Ii na yo
edit: Noucome
Dog Days!* (i can’t even what is this anime)
Kamisama Hajimemashita* (THERE’S LIKE A 2ND/3RD SEASON I NEVER KNEW ABUOT)
//screams
SHAMAN KIIIIIIING
DNANGEL AHHHHHHHHH
Beyblade (newer series tho)*
To Love-Ru* (wasn’t my thing but i saw a bit of it)
more Pretty Cure series which I can’t remember tbh
SUGAR SUGAR RUNE //CRYING
Gugure! Kokkuri-san*
6. popular anime you didn’t like
NOTE: I DIDN’T ACTUALLY WATCH MOST OF THESE BUT THE HYPE OVER THEM JUST KILLED IT FOR ME
Vampire…s-something with Vampire? With the Subaru and stuff. 
EDIT::: DIABOLIK LOVERS
LIKE ONLY 1 GUY WAS CUTE AND HAD REASONABLE REASONS BEHIND HIS AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR, THE REST WERE JUST F*CKED UP PSYCHOS THANKS
Naruto (I mean first seasons are nice and all but like, it becomes confusing)
One Piece, Fairy Tail, YURI ON ICE , HETALIA ((MISS ME WITH THAT SH*T THX)), Death Note, Attack on Titan, Tokyo Ghoul, Clannad, Boku no Hero Academia, Dragon Ball Z (and what have you), Kuroko no Basket, Haikyuu, Free!, Bleach, Inuyasha, YuGiOh (i’ve seen a bit but meh..), Mirai Nikki, 
//inhales Sailor Moon
idk just not for me, though maybe I should give it a chance??
7. anime you are currently watching
I guess Shokugeki no Souma since I’ve yet to finish s3
But I’m still in IEGO hell rn, rewatching it for the lolzies
8. anime character you are most like
Tenma, ofc. 
9. favorite anime child
uHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tenma. ;;w;; he’s so precious and doubts himself and I think he’s great  ahhh 
Konoha. She loves animals and she’s kinda cute ouo
idk if there’s more i am really not recent anime trash sorry
10. favorite anime animal sidekick
Kili who’s Jasmine’s(?) -idk if that was her name in the jap version too- crow
I frkin love crows holy danm
Sasuke is such a cute dog save me
11. anime you didn’t expect to like but did
Inazuma Eleven (I don’t even like soccer) , Princess Tutu (I don’t like ballet and it was old af so I literally put it off for watching Shugo Chara), uhhhh idunno anymore
12. anime that should get more attention from others
PRINCESS TUTU I CAN’T STFU ABOUT THIS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
INAZUMA ELEVEN ALSO!!!
13. funniest anime you have watched
the one anime with the guy who had to make decisions or else
Noucome? (wikipedia: short for My Mental Choices are Completely Interfering with my School Romantic Comedy) Yeah that’s the one.
Shokugeki no Souma
14. saddest anime you have ever watched
PRINCESS TUTU (screw me, right?)
15. anime you never get sick of watching
INAZUMA ELEVEN THX
16. 10 best animes you have watched
oH COME ON
Inazuma Eleven
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Princess Tutu
Bakugan
Deltora Quest
Sugar Sugar Rune
Noucome
Shokugeki No Souma
Shaman King
i don’t know another one save me
17. biggest anime crush
TSURUGI KYOUSUKE
18.10 worst anime you have watched
how can I even- 
19. favorite anime ships
kYOUTEN
YuuiChi ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ;)))))) furiously winks)
RanMasa
Ibuki x Shindou ((idk the name of this together lmao))
i don’t have anything more tbh x’D
20. least favorite anime ships
ShinKyou (I’m sorry but how?)
Fakir x Rue (Princess tutu. But like y these 2 srsly they hate each other)
21. anime that made you cry, when
Inazuma Eleven, not sure when but it did. I’m p sure it did
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fricc. Princess Tutu defs at the end
22. age you started watching anime/person who introduced you to it.
idk how the hecc I found it but i think i was like 11/12?
23. unpopular character you love
YUUICHI
I mean c’mon we only see him a few times like give the poor guy some love
SARU!!!
24. popular character you hate
Fudou
Idk just… :^) not ma’ thing
25. anime you would recommend to someone who hates anime
i can’t?? my anime choices are literally trash
26. manga you have read all the ways through
i…didn’t read mangas xD
((yes you’re free to kill me now :^))
(((TBH THERE IS ONE. And that’s Nana to Kaoru I think..but it’s nsfw sorta but it was nice as well? like you don’t see that often)))
27. anime you plan to watch in the future
uhhhh crap good question. I had some lists somewhere but idk
28. most upsetting moment in anime, why
WHEN KAZEMARU LEFT THE TEAM LIKE AAAAAAAA MY BOY
When Shun from bakugan cut his hair but damn he was still hot
THE CUTE BOY FROM DELTORA QUEST WHO WAS SUCH A CINNAMON BUN TURNED OUT TO BE SOME MONSTER FREAK LIKE HOW DARE YOU
29. anime that deserves another season
PRINCESS TUTU
DELTORA QUEST (THERE WERE 3 BOOKS BUT THEY ONLY MADE ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
FRUITS BASKET AAAAAAAAH
i can’t think of more
30. one anime conclusion you would change
((SPOILERS))
Princess Tutu: MAKE AHIRU GODDAMN HUMAN SERIOUSLY I WANT TO SEE MY SHIP SAIL AUGHHJKFGBG
I FREAKING HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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singull · 6 years
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saw the last jedi toniiiiight
so spoilers and shit beloooow. sorry for typos and any weirdness it’s almost 1am and my fingers are frozen. no type gud
- i am proud to say i only teared up ONCE throughout the whole movie when carrie was on screen! i was afraid i’d be full on crying.
- also leia using the force to get her ass back into the ship was the BEST THING EVER! i wonder if she just learned bits and pieces of using the force to that extent over the years on her own or if luke gave her tips or what? I GOTS TO KNOW
- ew reylo please don’t happen. especially after that “you are nothing...except to me” deal from kylo that was super gross. also factually wrong DID YOU SEE THAT HUG BETWEEN FINN AND REY? she is nothign really?? bitCH YOU THOUGHT
- and honestly i’m getting even more hardcore sibling vibes from these two. even moar reason i ain’t hopping on that ship lmao. there is something there but it don’t feel like no romance to me.
- ....you are nothing EAT MY ENTIRE ASS, KYLO. disrespecting my girl rey like that. shit.
- hux getting trolled by poe was fantastic. a+ job my good sir i have an even bigger crush on you
- bb8 was perfect, as always. also bb8 is savage as fuck. that droid don’t fuck around, y’all
- PORGS POOOOOORRRRRGGGSSSSSS
- chewie getting guilt tripped by the porgs ffffs that got a lot of laughs
- poe learning from his mistakes by the end aaaaaahhhhhhh yes good wonderful. finally a son leia can be proud of.
- fucking luke giving his force projection a makeover so he doesn’t look so scraggly. amazing. (honestly i would have done the same)
- hux just getting fucking trashed in this movie was amazing. toss that space nazi around good i love it
- they spent like 2 seconds together at the end but man rey and poe finally meeting has me shipping it lmao (though honestly poe can be shipped with fucking anyone it’s ridiculous)
- rose is cute. that sudden love thing with finn was not. where the fuck did that come from seriously?
- no but seriously that shit came out of left field. I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL JUST FRIENDS HERE BUT NO SUDDEN WEIRD AWKWARD PECK ON THE LIPS AND LOVE GETTING TOSSED AROUND???
- finn and rey hugging tho aahhhh my skin is clear my crops are flourishing
- “the force isn’t about lifting rocks”. rey has to lift rocks at the end lmao
- honestly even tho i ain’t into kylo and the reylo thang, i did cheer with everyone else during that fight scene. it was a bad ass scene and i was thirsty for at least 2 force users fighting together.
- but of course kylo bitched out and went all WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY TOGETHER making anakin roll his eyes in the afterlife somewhere. dishonor on you! dishonor on your cow!
- leia giving up on ben ever coming back to the light. fantastic. great decision. focus on your son that isn’t a disappointment. i know moms got that unconditional love bullshit thing going on, but when your grown ass child fucks up that much, you gotta cut the cord and let ‘em flail on their own. if ben wants a redemption he’s gonna have to drag his own ass out of that hole he has now firmly planted himself in.
- but srsly tho reylo fans need to chill out. there’s still another movie to go y’all need to pace yourselves lmao. that 3rd movie is another 2 hours of potential for kylo to make more of an ass of himself.
- in general just don’t go too hard on ships, especially with ongoing series. turns everyone into nasty litlte gremlins and it’s just not a good time
- ugggggh that big explosion when holdo fucking sliced through the first order’s ship aaahhhh. i was afraid you’d be some fuckin’ FO mole or some shit but you ended up a good one that we didn’t deserve, holdo.
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cluelessmochi-blog · 7 years
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seat neighbor taehyung.
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doesn't understand the concept of personal space && the fact that he's so tall and basically a tree with its branches hanging all over the place doesn't help either
so when he falls asleep
which is like 80% of the time
you have to deal with a sleeping taehyung on your shoulder or sprawled over the whole desk
and like 
at first you brushed him off resulting in him yelping as his head fell onto the desk and he looked so offended and insulted it was kind of cute
but now
you don't mind bc he is handsome and somehow its cute b UT AT THE SAME TIME HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STUDY WTH ???
but you kind of cope with it since you got used to it somehow ??? 
the other 20% in class is spent with him asking you for basically anything bc he has never something on himself
"can i pleasseee get a pen ??"
"um...would you mind giving me a piece of paper?" 
and so on
so you just
give in && obey to his every will because how can you say no to this cute face ???
but when the person behind you even dares to ask, you will just say no and they're mostly like ?? why ??? while tae is like :^) and ur just like ???
basically, it's weird sitting next to tae since you're always short on stuff && confused about your life choices but it's also kind of comfy 
like he is never annoying or late to class && most of the time he shows up ( even if he just sleeps for the whole hour )
you don’t even question his weird behaviour since u got used to it
its also nice bc you always have some music next to you 
the reason is tae will always listen to music when he’s sleeping and it’s not even loud
but
since he’s so close while napping, you’ll always get to listen what he listens to 
tbh it’s such a weird mix 
it fits him
like sometimes it will be slow ballads
then full on hip-hop
there is no in between and it’s just like him
like he is either doing something really passionately or sleeping
that’s how you know him at least
however one day while he is soundly sleeping next to you, his head casually on your shoulder while you’re concentrating on thESE GODDAMN EQUATIONS LIKE WHAT IS MATH ???
so you were sitting there trying to understand the lesson while absentmindedly tapping your shoe to the rhythm of the song that taehyung’s been listening to 
and then you notice
that this type of music is so different from the rest ?? like it’s kind of jazzy but so soothing
and it’s just instrumental 
but you like it even though you’ve never heard it before 
so after class you awkwardly walk up to him bc u never rlly talked before after class but it’s cool right ?? 
so you just 
hi
and it’s so awkward at first like taehyung doesn’t even notice you talking to him bc he’s too tall he cant hear u
no but srsly 
you grow kind of impatient and just lightly tap him 
and taetae has a thing for being dramatic so he whips around looking shook af and you just ?? what is this living meme ??
you straight up ask him what is this jazz song that he’s been listening to bc you found it so unfitting for his usual choice of music
and with straight up asking i mean stumbling over your own words like a mess bc college made you a mess now you live the mess life
and tae is too pure he doesn’t even question you knowing his taste in music even though the both of you are barely on first name basis
and he just kind of radiates all of a sudden ??
and you’re like holy shit what did i do
then you’re suddenly dragged out of the room and you want to scream bc what is hAPPENING ???
but you stay quiet since you’re interested and he clearly wants to show you somerthing ?? you guess ??
so after 5 minutes of strolling over the campus with kim taehyung as your guide
you find yourself back in a place you’ve probably been like 3 times ??
the official music room of the college
and you’re kind of stunned while only looking at everything, not noticing that tae is holding a literal saxophone in his hands
as soon as you notice you kind of question him even further ??
but knowing taehyung he’s probably just playing around like he does with his other friends 
n O YOU DON’T STALK HIM SHUSH
back to the scene where the both of you are in the music room
so he just grins his rectangular grin while looking so proud and suddenly he starts playing
and you swear
your breathing stops for a second
reason one is you never heard such passionate and jazzy sounds being played live before you and only for you
and reason two is you never expected taehyung to be the person to show you something like that
don’t understand this wrong tho like you knew he is more than he seems to be because he’s sleeping 80% of the time and still doesn’t fail ?? lIKE HOW BOI U A WIZARD ??
no but you never expected this
so you just sit down on the ground while looking at this goof who was literally napping on your shoulder minutes ago
and now he is here
playing like a professional and giving you a private concert 
and when he stops you’re somehow sad bc it was so beautiful and you kind of didn’t want it to end
you’re still staring at him completely surprised and shocked with your mouth agape while he’s grinning and out of breath
but he looks
so content
you can’t help but stare
and it’s not only the art he produced seconds ago you are so stunned by no it’s taehyung himself bc he literally is art
WOAH YOU’RE GETTING CHEESY SNAP OUT OF IT
and you’re the one who gets out of the daze first by taehyung jumping into your face with his cheery expression while screaming
“AND??”
and you’re like
omg om omgomg g
why is he like that 
SO YOU JUST TRY TO MATCH HIS CHEERY ATTITUDE AND THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR LIKE
“YOU’RE PHENOMENAL!!”
since you’re not only talking about the music b uuuttt,,
anyways he just chuckles and yanks you up to stand again and suddenly he gets shy 
“thank you...” 
and you’re still like how ?????? why do u do this ???
you can’t help it he’s just so pure
that’s how you got introduced to saxophonist kim taehyung
and you bet your ass he is going to jump into your face after every lesson so you will accompany him to the music room
“(Y/N) !! I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR SO LONG LEMME SHOW YOU !!”
“KIM TAEHYUNG WE HAVE A TEST TOMORROW!!”
“.....please ?”
“ok...”
aND YOU JUST CANT SAY NO OK 
so you always get dragged to the music room after class ends and actually you don’t really mind because through this you get to know him better + you’re able to listen to this a+ fantastic music
you find out why he’s always so sleepy in class and it’s basically bc he always works on new music and mostly with his friends who have no classes in the morning 
so he forgets to go to sleep
and you just kind of face palm but at the same time ?? it’s cute ?? it’s weird ??? it’s tae
also you get to know how much of a sucker for little kids he is when you have to take care of your nephew bc your sister is like sry gtg !!! and ur like im in college how should i take care of a child for a day ???
and it’s basically illegal but pshhh ur sister doesn’t care
so you come to the music room one day with this 4 year old boy who is so shy around you and you just ?? idk maybe tae will know what to do
and as soon as you enter the room with this kid tAE ALMOST COMBUSTS BC WHO IS THIS CUTIE RIGHT HERE ???
needless to say tae befriends the child so easily you’re like ?? wth ?? i’m his aunt 
ur like :^( and tae is like :^) and the child is like :^))))))))
bc he literally starts to love taehyung and they’re playing around while you’re watching and ur kind of mad
but at the same time you’re happy 
because iT’S SO CUTE 
so when it’s time to say goodbye, tae’s heart breaks a little since he has to let go of this cute child even tho it’s only been like 2 hours he cAN’T
your sisters sees this and is like
“well if your boyfriend is so eager to take care of him, he shall visit his aunt more often!”
aND YOU JUST GO RED WHILE TAE GRINS FROM EAR TO EAR AND YOU JUST ASSUME THAT HE’S TOO OBLIVIOUS TO NOTICE THAT SHE BASICALLY CALLED YOU BOTH A COUPLE BC HE’S IN LOVE WITH THE KID
so as the both of them leave and you wave them goodbye you’re so nervous && embarrassed while your sister winks at you 
you’re like ??? I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ??
and after that you don’t even talk about your sister calling taehyung your boyfriend because nobody brings it up so you just ?? shrug it off ?? even tho you’re somewhat sad ??
until one day tae doesn’t show up to class 
and you assume he’s sick because he never skips classes 
so then when a week passes without the two of you seeing each other
you get worried and start asking around on campus if somebody knows where he is
finALLY !!! someone helps you and it’s jungkook as you will later find out, tae’s roommate along with somebody named jimin b ut that’s later :)
so you get guided by jungkook to the boy’s dormitory and you feel so  ouT OF PLACE ?? like everywhere are boys or girls who are in a relationship with a guy who’s living here 
but anyways
you open the door and there is the tree you’ve been missing
sprawled on his bed with sheets and empty cups which were once filled with instant noodles covering his body
jungkook and you both sigh simultaneously bc honestly ?? he’s such a mess
“he’s been like this for the past week.”
u just look up to the other tall male and there are literal question marks in your eyes 
jungkook just chuckled at you and shrugs
“you know musicians....they struggle. even when their muse is right in front of them.”
aND YOU’RE STILL LIKE ????
jungkook is like do we have a taehyung 2.0 or why is this girl not understanding what i’m saying 
so he just grips your shoulder turns you to tae still being passed out and then back and kind of shakes you 
“ HE LIKES YOU OK “
AND YOU’RE LIKE AAAAAAA
bc what is this rollercoaster of emotions ???
taehyung is getting up because the shouting of his roommate interrupted his peaceful slumber so he’s trying to rub the sleep out of his eyes while smacking his lips 
and iT’S CUTE 
he’s cute
and he’s like half asleep as he watches the both of you standing in the door frame 
“who likes me ?”
AND KOOKIE IS AT THE VERGE OF EXPLOSION BC WHY DOES HE HAVE TO PLAY ARMOR 
so he has enough and just pushes you on top of tae and leaves 
pfft not his business
the scene was pretty hilarious, not for you tho
laying on top of each other in a sea of empty cup noodles and music sheets
and tae is stunned bc w HAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE WHAT
and ur like chill dude
b ut the only thing you get out is ‘hey’
AND HE’S THE SAME
and for the next two minutes, you just sit beside each other in silence and embarrassment bc ?? omg what
B UT THEN you decide it’s time to spill the tea because you’RE LIKE U KNOW FUCK IT
“soiheardyoulikemeilikeyoutooyourehonestlyreallycuteok”
and you speak so fast and are basically a tomato but he understands and just grins 
so you’re like wha t 
and he’s again :^)
tae randomly tackling you to the bed and you getting your breath knocked o UT HELP 
and the both of you just stay like this for a while
however the peaceful silence is disturbed by tae teasing you 
“you likeeeee meee”
“i can’t believe it either...”
and he’s like :^( all of a sudden
so you pANIC AND KISS HIS FOREHEAD BC WHAT TO DO SUNSHINE IS UNHAPPY
taehyung starts giggling like a little school girl bc he’s honestly so happy
AND THE LITTLE KISS
he takes it as an invitation to pepper your face with kisses b c HE’S SO HIGH ON SKINSHIP 
and also remeber that he doesn’t understand personal space ? well yeah he really doesn’t 
so yOU’RE LIKE STAHP
but it’s in a playful manner so just laugh and it’s so lovely and cute
and you never had imagined that kim taehyung would ever like you
bc honestly he is handsome !!!111 LIKE REALLY
even teachers sometimes hit on him
and he’s always nice
so you’re like h OW COME I DESERVE YOU
after play fighting with tae tae you ask where he’s been
and he becomes this shy bean again and rUBS HIS NECK AND IS LIKE
“i’ve liked you for a while now....and i wanted to confess. but in a special way you know ? i wanted to do it with a song.”
a ND YOU’RE ON THE VERGE OF CRYING BC HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO PURE ???
s O YOU JUST TACKLE HIM AGAIN AND HE CHUCKLES BC HE FINDS YOU SO ENDEARING AS WELL
ehem moving on
you find out that he finds it lacks something and gives you his headphones to listen to it
after a while you actually agree with him and he gets kind of sulky like ‘i knew it :^(’
b ut you’re quick to interject likE NO NO NO I MEAN IT’S BEAUTIFUL BUT IT DOESN’T SOUND COMPLETE
“hm....but why tho.”
“ you say it’s a confession right?”
you again turning red with the thought and h e nods
s O YOU JUST BLURT OUT
“well how ab out you singing i mean a confession is kind of through words and i like your voice it would be so ni ce.”
at first he looks at you in diseblief 
then he’s thinking
then finding the idea ridiculous bc what ?? m Y VOICE ?? nononononon i can’t sing 
but maybe jimin could sing the lyrics or even kookie ??
and ur like n O IT HAS TO BE YOU !!
and he whines bc whyyyyy
you’re just like you’re the one confessing right ?
“right...”
then you will sing !
at this moment: you: >:^) tae: >:^(
b ut you get what you want since you’re so pretty and cute and tae doesn’t know how to say no to a cute face like yours
and THE SONG IS PHENOMENAL JUST LIKE YOU EXPECTED IT TO BE 
and each of the boys ( whom you got to know while producing tae’s confession song ) agrees and they’re in awe at taehyung’s beautiful && soothing voice
at the end you’re like i knew it !! and tae is like yeah ok babe you’re the best
and you want to complain but he kisses you so it’s okay i guess ??
so then you ask for the name of the song because everyone agrees that it should be put on soundcloud so everyone can listen to it 
“(Y/N)”
“yeah ?”
“no...(Y/N) is the name of the song.”
“W A IT NO!!”
“why not ? the song is literally about you !! and it is still for you, so its name is (Y/N).”
“TAE!”
“it’s already uploaded it.”
“goddamnit taehyung.”
he’s so smiley then :^)
after that everyone officially knows you’re a couple because well iT’S QUITE OBVIOUS ISN’T IT ??
also the thirst for tae’s voice is real
and you’re always so proud of your boyfriend
sometimes you don’t even feel worthy of being his girlfriend bc he’s so talented and you’re just ?? well, you’re you nothing more
and it’s on one of your date nights ( you both are sitting in the boy’s dorm while watching disney movies) when you start crying
“ don’t cry babe,it’s just a movie albeit it’s still sa-”
“it’s not the movie, tae.”
then you start explaining all the doubt that’s been lingering within your mind these past months of being together and he’s seriously confused as to why you can’t see what he sees 
so then he goes on to explain why he fell in love with you
“(Y/N). You’re my muse. My everything. Without you, I would have never been able to show my true potential. You were always there to support me and even kept up with my weird antics. You never gave up on me and pushed me to my limits. I love that. But I also love you as a person. I’ve watched you since day one, since you walked into the class for the first time and became my seat neighbor. You’re so smart and nice and always so...perfect. You’re my inspiration. I love you.”
aND NOW YOU’RE CRYING EVEN HARDER BC WOW
and tae doesn’t know what to do ??? like help me ???
but you just kiss him all of a sudden and then he knows that everything’s good
“I love you,too, Kim Taehyung. Saxophonist, musician, singer or whatever you’ll be in the future. I’ll alway love and support you. No matter what.”
aND HE JUST SQUIRMS AND SQUEAKS AND NEEDS TO HUG YOU SO BAD HE ALMOST CRUSHES YOU
but it’s fine
because that’s how taehyung is
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A/N: i hope you liked this imagine list thingy ~ might turn it into a series upon requests ^^ but for now, have a nice day ♥ requests here
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itsraymundyadao · 7 years
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65 years is not enough for you... Papa! 🎉
To the best Superman ever who made us his kryptonite(s), today's the day you need to enjoy life to the fullest. 🎉 You already reached 65, I know you felt already the self-fulfillment in life seeing your children successful; having grandchild and proving that life is everything as perfect. 👌🏻
So, I made my "13 Reasons Why" life is even more perfect with the best dad, best(est) papshie and my #0 die-hard fan evahhh. 😂🖤
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#1 You give something even if you don't have something.
I remember myself asking you a hundred peso bill because I badly need it for school. Then I'm shookt, you borrowed money just to made me passed the needed project and I'm very thankful of that. Now, I'm a teacher; have a stable job and can definitely give back more. ❤️
#2 You're there (when mostly needed) even if you're drunk. 😂🔥
That's a talent tho. Remember that's 8pm.  Got home from Tuguegarao City for a contest and you had 15-minute drive just to make sure I'll be home. Matik Papa, you're drunk that time and I even scolded you. But you told me, "Ammok nga adda man certificates ken medals mun! Naginumakun ta ammuk adda isangpet mo!" How does that sounds bes? 💁🏼
#3 You're repeating everything and everything. 🤷🏼‍♀️🙅🏼
This is the reason why I'm always pissed off when I'm home from school, work or awrahan. You're giving a lot of pieces of advises and tell-tale-ing stories in English, making yourself pain in my ass. That's non-stop 'til you dropped. And that's okay. I'm used to it. I mean, we're used to it. 🤦🏼‍♀️
And I’m like,
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#4 You thought me how to be strong against adversities. 💅🏻
Experience is the best teacher but don't let that experience teach you the hard way. I'm just an egg and you're the yolk. My life is incomplete without you. You're my lifeguard when the waves roll over. And know what, I'm grateful asf for that. ❤️🙏🏻
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#5 You read what I read, what I wrote and even scratches and drafts. 😍😇
Bibliophile. Copy-reader. Editor.
Thanks for reading all of my write-ups and ka-echosan at the back of my notebook, lesson plans and even my senseless comics and stories. Giving such comments like you don't like it, you messed up the character and too wordy, were so helpful Papa. Jak lang kayat ket agkalkal ka dim ammu agsubli su nga maungtan nak manen. Nawara nak kanu. 😂
#6 You don't know my 18th birthday but you remembered it when I asked you to buy drinks. 🤦🏼‍♀️
Agsakit man nakem ku idi. Jak rimwar ta awan handak. That's so boorish behavior. I know you don't have the means to celebrate like this because what is more important to you is what will you bring to the dining table in the next days. But now, lemme pay back. I'm paying back all the hardships when your going out under the pouring rain or scorching sun just to get aba, uong and kabatiti which I loved to eat. ❤️
#7 You're pushing me forward when I go down.
You're my pulley and my lever. Once, you beat me when I did something wrong. I know, you're very disappointed that time and running around my mind that time, "Han lang kuma sika ti Papang kun." But everything changed when I heard you're being proud to your friends for having me in your life. Those bruises thought me that you cared and loved me, us. 💔
#8 Jack-of-all-trades, that's you. 👴🏻
You're updated as ever. You chika a lot. You're hyping when I'm so tired, singing out of tune, talking and asking questions in English, answering two or three crosswords in just a day, and name it, Papa has it. No doubt, I'm so me. 👱🏼‍♀️
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#9 Hope you're a cat. Have 9 lives and see me have kids. 🐱❤️
Srsly, I wanna see you longer. ❤️🙏🏻 Remember when you bleed to death with your foot and been stabbed with a knife? It's kinda amusing because even if you're hurting, you never forget to drink alcohol and that's make you weird. Agpungtut la garuden ni manangen ket, uminom pela. 😂
#10 You're just like me when tired, in an "energy-saving mode" 💁🏼
No movements. Complete silence. Feels like we don't like to get out of the bed and slapped those intruders when someone need us. Sorry for being lazy Pa. Got it from you. Like lol
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#11 Accepted me not for who I am, but for what I am. ❤️🌈
Thanks for being rational. Felt no discrimination but accepted all of my flaws. Every one is equal in your eyes. You see people like dots from above and cheers for that. ✨
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#12 You loved us unconditionally. ❤️
As the youngest, I know your eyes will be on me. I know you never feel like I love you because we barely talk, but I know those simple things when I'm home. It's perfect. So magical. Papa, sounds so high school but sikat umuna ken maudi nga lalaki nga ay-ayatek. ❤️❤️
And,
#13. "You're an angel in the shape of my mom." - Ed Sheeran ❤️✨
I was seven or eight that time, you asked me, "Gusto mo pa bang magkaron ng Mama?" because I never grew up with my real mom and I don't speak Ilocano that time and you never received a response. But now, "Padasem kunak garud! Aywanam latta agita apukumun!"
Srlsy, doing the dishes then do all man chores, that's a perfect 10! May nanalo na at Papa ko yun! 💁🏼
Idk where you've got all of those strengths and guts when I know you're tired, fed up in isolation and feel like giving up.
My kind of 13 reasons why is not enough to tell the whole world that you're the best. For me, you exceeded my expectations than the Dalai Lama, Donald Trump or even Duterte. 😂💁🏼👌🏻
But bae, happy birthday Papa! We're very thankful that we're here, we are who we are now. I met your standards, the dream that you wished I'll achieved. We're not beyond par but we'll do perfect for you because "Pa, you're always be the best." ❤️
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thelavendrhaze · 7 years
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annual writing evaluation
thanks for tagging me @aloequeerafic i love u and ur fics (srsly my fave writer -- everyone plz go read her fics if u already haven’t! below are my answers to this writing evaluation. 
List of works published this year (from oldest to latest)
you are in love
green in the morning and blue afternoon
like pretty lights
Work you are most proud of (and why):
deff yail just because it was such a personal story and i loved the way i was able to play it out. while aspects of it were true to my life, there were a lot of things i had to leave out but i still put it together as a whole fic and i think it worked! i was happy with my writing in it, i am in love with all the characters, and i just really enjoyed the POSITIVE reactions it got. im happy i was true to the story and did it the way i wanted to. 
Work you are least proud of (and why):
umm in terms of THIS YEAR, maybe lpl since i have been so shit on updating it. my inspiration is just lacking and time is running out on me in lightening speed. but idk it’s hard to say bc sometimes even though i think the piece is okay i still put it out and then later cringe at what i wrote. i think everyone does that tho
A favorite excerpt from your writing:
this is hard but two things that come to mind right away are from yail. one is chapter 22: the one where harry finds out. that chapter...was a hard one to write. so much had to be said and i needed to make sure i expressed the emotions properly without making it seem TOO over the top. in scenes like those it’s tricky. another that comes to mind is chapter 25: the one where the school year comes to an end. this is a breakup scene and usually breakup scenes are full of emotion but are often rushed or just...cringey. but i was very happy with this one. i took...stuff from how i felt during a breakup and i think that made it real. anyway here’s an excerpt:
“I’ll do anything to make it work, though,” Louis said, practically begging. “You don’t know -- you don’t --.” He could barely speak through his tears because it felt like his throat was sealing up and Harry looked absolutely devastated. Louis’d never thought that after everything they’d been through that it could ever come down to this -- the two of them sobbing on Harry’s bed while he told Louis that even though he loved Louis and Louis loved him, it still wasn’t enough. “You don’t know how much you mean to me, Harry,” Louis was finally able to say. “You’re the best -- best everything. You’re everything.”
“And you’re mine,” Harry said like it was a promise, barely able to speak himself.
Share or describe a favorite comment you received:
i don’t wanna copy and paste anything bc a lot of comments have spoilers, but all the lovely comments on yail are just so special to me. there are some who left long ones telling me how affected they were by the fic and that means everything. yail did get a ton of backlash in the beginning but i don’t even think of that anymore. the positive outweighs the negatives. 
A time when writing was really, really hard:
working on lpl was so difficult tbh. like every part i end, i take a 6 month long break before i pick that fic up again and idk why that is. like time is deff an issue but this is just ridic. i’m so frustrated at myself. i need the inspo for this fic to jUST STAY
A scene or character you wrote that surprised you:
i think that louis in yail was so important. i loved writing him how i wrote him. he was so personal to me and i think alot of ppl related to him in that fic. idk if he surprised me, but he’s the one that stands out the most.
How did you grow as a writer this year?:
i think i’ve become alot more organized in terms of outlining, which makes it easier to write. i also think the more you write, the better you get, so i’ve gotten better over time! 
How do you hope to grow next year?:
not sure...maybe finish more fics and write mroe frequently if possible?? 
Who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc):
@realitybetterthanfiction had my back all throughout yail which was so nice of her. she was supportive, extremely detailed, and understanding. couldn’t have asked for a better beta! same goes for my other betas @stephloveslarry and elizabeth (who i can’t seem to tag????)
Anything from your own life show up in your writing this year:
as i said before, yail deff did. but everything i write has little bit of me or my friends or my life in it. 
Any new wisdom you can share with other writers:
ummm 
1) don’t start a fic with the characters waking up
2) don’t dump information and their life stories within the first few scenes
3) outline is so important
4) get a beta always
5) smut is cool but if it’s repetitive don’t write it
6) every story needs a conflict that needs to be overcome otherwise the characters don’t develop or grow
Any projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year:
LPL!!!! lmao
Tag three writers whose answers you’d like to read. ;)
@alienproof
@alivingfire
@isthatyoularry
sorry if u already did this!!!
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tumblunni · 7 years
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IS IT WEIRD THAT I KINDA CRY AT REDEMPTION ARCS FOR VILLAINS OF GAMES I’VE NEVER EVEN PLAYED?
I really like Kirby as a character but I Really Dislike Platformers, so I’ve never actually played a single Kirby game. I think he’s just a very good character for people like me, lol! he’s so super simple and his games have such a sparse plot with most of the appeal simply being Look At These Heartwarming Things. (With occasional Look At This One Scary Boss Being Stabbed Into Fifty Pieces To Affirm That The Heartwarming Things Are Badass) And like.. a lot of his games are even completely dialogueless aside from a narrator summing up the backstory at the beginning. Lol, most of the villains seem so evil and otherworldly just because ‘holy shit did that guy just say three whole sentences’ XD So yeah, I feel like its easy for me to be a casual distant observer fan compared to other games.
SO ANYWAY WHERE WAS I My point is that today I was doing the ‘ol super late lurker fan stuff for another Kirby game I never played when it first came out. And like... I SUDDENLY LOVE MAGOLOR??? Dude I only just met three seconds ago: you are instantly the most interesting villain in the Kirby universe Like seriously, he’s like.. what...aaa?? When has there ever else been a villain that actually got a redemption arc??
In retrospect Kirby is kinda extremely pessimistic about its villains. They’re almost always Absolute Evil, unless theyre actually a good guy being mind controlled by an Absolute Evil. And they always turn into absolute nightmare monsters and get very definitively killed after their boss fight. There’s a reason they’re always seen as memorably dark!
Tho still I do feel a bit sad that no-one’s been QUITE as dark as that one called Zero, i think? the one where its a giant eyeball with an eyeball and then the second eyeball pops out and attacks you when its killed, and there’s a lot of like... ‘is that actual blood or just some red energy beam?’ Cos seriously man seriously that was messed up. I LOVED IT Oh and the other memorably Real Good one was Marx, I still fuckin love how that was the only time these plots got deep enough to have an Actual Plot Twist, and it was surprisingly REALLY FUCKIN GOOD! YOU BETRAYED ME. you took advantage of my kirby goodness. seriously, I dunno if I’m just dumb and everyone else figured it out but HOO BOY I felt them real betrayals when the ‘cute helper creature’ turned into a fucking somehow more nightmare than bleeding eyeball man boss. Seriously??? why is Marx Soul more scary to me. Its like the uncanny valley principle but without any humans involved. Unkirby valley. Even regular marx was always a bit creepy cos of that, its kind of a subtle way to hint at the ultimate reveal lol! it was just oddly weird to see a creature that looks like kirby drawn in a more detailed art style. His face is just... what. Why the big ol eyes. This is not how kirby do. Why are you wearing one of his powerup costumes recoloured. Why is nobody aknowledging the weird resembelance. Why are you suddenly having complete facial melting horror and growing arms where there were no arms and somehow using them as wings and WAIT WHY DIDNT YOU HAVE ARMS IN THE FIRST PLACE also WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THOSE OFFMODEL KIRBY ENEMIES IN DREAMLAND 3! i think that was the one?? i only knew they existed cos of a random screenshot! apparantly they’re kinda uncommon to find or something, or maybe i just wasnt paying attention when i watched that lets play. But seriously theyre just kirby with his face drawn wrong OH GOD AND REMEMBER WHEN WADDLE DEE WAS JUST A GIANT EYE REMEMBER WHEN HIS FACE MELTED REMEMBER THAT CUTSCENE FUK U KIRBY 64 Kiddie bunni absolutely shit their pants in a mcdonalds and never played a kirby game ever again do u guys remember when mcdonalds used to have promotional nintendo 64s also those printer stations specifically for pokemon snap, those were THE SHIT i wonder why they never did that with any other console ever?
okay, sorry, sorry, back on topic...
anyway I am HEARTWARMED to know that at least one of the Huge Nightmare Death Bosses actually didnt get blasted into oblivion, and got to come back in later games as an ally character trying to make up for his misdeeds by running lil shops and stuff and the best part is that he’s THAT THING I ALWAYS WANT FROM REDEEMED VILLAINS!! the thing where they don’t lose their personality flaws and stuff just cos they’re good now he’s still egotistical and sassy and greedy even while being a good ‘Its sunday, or as I like to call it, Magolor Day...’ ‘be grateful for my magnanimous help! truly I am a beacon of heroism!’ ‘hahahaha, now youve collected all the platinum medals I can take over the world again! -wait.. kirby, wait, I’m sorry it was just a joke, stop crying...’ I’M LOVE HIM u keep doing u, magolor also your new good guy costume is really cute, that is a quality lil green hat PLEASE REMAIN GOOD FOREVER
ok now im gonna go track down his debut game and watch a lets play of dat villainy srsly thank u random wikipedia article on a 3dsware app game cameo HE COMES BACK IN!! A FREEWARE GAME!! AS A GOOD SHOPKEEP!! im so proud of him man i kinda wanna play that now... i mean, apparantly its like a lower difficulty more gaming-on-the-go thing, might be good for someone who cant platform to save their life *shrug* ANYWAY SATURDAY IS ALSO MAGOLOR DAY NOW
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