this book might be unhinged. they keep talking about the aesthetic sensibilities of 9/11

wymack and lil kevin 🫶 they’re watching kayleigh play exy

i have many thoughts about them. many headcanons/au’s. so little time.

hobie brown loves to make you flustered!! like it’s his favourite thing!!! seeing you get all hot in the cheeks when he makes some flirty comment. y’look ravishing today, love in his thick accent. cue you stumbling through a thank you and desperately avoiding looking him in the eye. that’s the other thing!!! he will look you straight in the eye when he’s talking to you. it’s totally intimidating and a little (a lot) attractive. it tells you he’s paying attention to you and isn’t distracted by anything or anyone else. he wants to listen to you and talk to you. he wants to hear what you’ve got to say.

also!!! he’s not really a pda guy I feel like. mostly because he doesn’t want to embarrass you in front of other people but also, it just doesn’t appeal to him? he doesn’t see the point in showing everyone you’re his, they should already know by now, anyway. he likes to save the intimate stuff for when it’s just you and him, y’know? so when you’re alone boyyy does he get handsy …

you’re at the kitchen counter eating cereal in the morning and he comes up behind you out of nowhere (his spider powers mean he’s very quiet on his feet when he wants to be) and just scoops you into a hug, his arms locking around your waist. you drop your spoon into your bowl in surprise and milk splashes everywhere. you scold him and try to get up for a paper towel but he’s got an iron grip and does not want to let go. he ignored your struggling, burying his face in your neck with a muttered, s’no use crying over spilt milk, babe in his raspy I-just-woke-up voice. you’re watching a movie on the couch and he’s got his arm around your waist, his hand under your shirt and squeezing at the flesh of your hip. or on your thigh, rubbing circles into your jeans. he’s kissing you and both of his big hands are cupping your jaw, tilting you upwards for a better angle, because he’s so tall that even if you’re tall too he still towers over you.

(also I cannot stop thinking about how big his hands are. how he’d always have one on your waist or hip or the small of your back. how he’d squeeze your hip when he wants your attention or how he cups your face with his abnormally large hand when he pulls you in for a kiss.)

Rick Riordan has to chuck Annabeth and Percy into Tartarus the same day Nico came out of that bronze jar because can you IMAGINE how chaotic it could have been if Nico and Percy were on that boat together at the same time. Percy fondly reminiscing over how adorable Nico was at age ten while our favorite skrungly emo boy is sitting on the side looking like a pile of trash run over by a train. Nico violently suppressing the Gayness now that he’s stuck in close quarters with Percy. Annabeth wants to study him but he’s too scared of her to get within five feet at any time. Hazel trying to figure out why her brother is broken now but no he just has a constant internal monologue of Screaming because he forgot that Percy is annoying as fuck. Percy randomly brings up that time Nico betrayed him and trapped him in the Underworld and Nico’s like “fuck off I rescued you like two hours later it worked out fine” and everyone’s sitting there like 👁️👄👁️

do you guys like it when I draw will wood be honest

Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry

I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe

What can I say …. Dilf

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Suptober [Extended] - Day 19 || Birthday 🥳

Omega James snippet <3

NSFW, smut, omega james & alpha regulus, spit

Without much warning Regulus sticks a finger into James’ hole, and James cries out, the pain slowly replaced by pleasure. Regulus works his finger in and out with one hand as he starts to stroke James cock with the other. All James can do is writhe under him, begging for more.

Regulus stops his strokes to hold James down by his hip while keeps working his finger into him. “Stay still for me, James,” he murmurs.

James immediately does his best to try and be still, but it’s difficult when all he’s giving him is a shell of what he wants. “Please, just– I need more.”

Regulus slips a second finger in, then a third, and it has James arching, chanting “yes, yesyesyes,” his mind going to static. James screws his eyes shut, unable ot focus with the feeling of Regulus slowly opening him up. Its simultaneously too much and not enough.

After what feels like an eternity, James opens his eyes, tears threatening to spill. He feels like a livewire exposed to the elements. “Please, Reg, I just– I need you, need to feel you, m’ so empty, baby, please,” he starts babbling, not even sure what he’s saying, just hoping anything he says will get Regulus to give in.

Regulus lines himself up with James’ hole, and it causes James to let out a sound closer to a whimper. Regulus tuts. “Look at you, my needy omega, so desperate for my knot. Is that what you want? Me to fill you up so full? Knot you?”

“Yes, please, I– i need it, need your knot, will do anything,” James croaks out, bordering on a sob. He tries to push himself down on Regulus’ cock, but his hand on James’ hip stops him. James whines at the denial.

Regulus slowly pushes himself in, stopping as the head slips in. As soon as James feels Regulus inside he lets out a drawn out moan, vision going white at the edges. His brain is a mess of more and need you and fill me up and breed me and I'll be so good for you and bite me, mate me, make me yours. Something in Regulus’ expression shifts, and James wonders if Regulus can read his thoughts, or if he’s saying it all out loud, or both.

Regulus finally bottoms out, and its just the two of them, skin on skin, wet slick and sweat making it a slippery mess. Regulus is panting when he leans down, putting all of his weight on James to kiss him open mouthed. Its more of their tongues fighting than proper kissing, but its maddening.

Regulus pulls away, and James wines at the loss. He misses the taste of him. He wants Regulus to spit in his mouth. Regulus freezes, and oh, he must’ve said that one out loud too.

Regulus grabs his jaw rough, pushes his thumb to open up his swollen lips, slips it in. James lets him. He’d let him do anything. Without warning, he spits into his open mouth, and James groans. He might come from this alone. Regulus is splitting him open, and drowning his mouth, but he needs more. He must somehow know because he reaches down below them and sticks a finger in along with his cock, stretching James out even further. James lets out a sound he’s never heard before at the sensation.

Maintaining eye contact, Regulus brings his slick covered finger up to his mouth and licks, his finger coming out of his mouth with a loud pop. Regulus wastes no time before spitting into his still open mouth again, and the mixture of their two scents on his tongue causes James to lose control of his mind. He just dumbly stares up at Regulus, mouth still open.

Regulus’ pupils are blown out as he watches James, enraptured. “Swallow.”

jojos animal mafia au 🐾🐏💭🌸☺️

oh my god oh my god oh my GODDDDDD i can’t BELIEVE i found these on my little rainy october thrift shop wander this morning. like, one would have been more MORE enough. but both?? at once??? i am quite simply floating and may never touch back down to earth

Wings on fire doodles (design Headcanons and humanisations)

https://www.tumblr.com/rist-ix/749015401700229120 not you reblogging this when you ship bloom with the man who murdered her family 😭

Bloom's into ppl who slay! Hope this helps :3

A kiss of a different kind

Lariel and @camelliagwerm’s Valerius. Only if she was the one cursed.

Ouhhhhhhhh the imagery of ripping out your own heart to present it to someone with shaking hands as blood soaks your clothes and stains the floor