yall im going insane i need emily prentiss. like im biting my nails off, ripping my hair out, screaming, crying, throwing up, tearing my bedroom apart, projectile vomiting. IM GOING CRAZY SHE IS SO HOT I WANT TO TAKE HER OUT ON A RESPECTFUL DATE.

dsmp brainrot has set in i thought abt c!samponk for half a second and felt such intense feelings i grabbed at the air like i was strangling it and clenched all my muscles so i wouldn’t frantically kick my legs in a frenzy. i’m having Problems

every nap brings difficult questions I cannot conceive to answer

“My name is Samantha Eve Wilkins. And I defy you to even remember who I am.”

the saw the musical ass grab quite literally has become my thirteenth reason. Who the fuck wrote in the script “Lawrence fingers adam’s bullet wound then smacks it. He pulls him into a hug then Adam grabs his ass and moans.” Who the fuck did that. I will personally find you, don’t test me. I want an apology video with TEARS.

andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

so heard the new fall out boy song…

and i am very sane and normal about it

bruv… imagining nanami as a 40-something, hair starting to grey… watch wearing… man… does something to my body.

imagining him sitting on the couch in his suit with a glass of red wine in his hand, swirling the liquid in the glass while he watches you, his pretty younger partner, undress. not touching himself, just watching the way you discard your clothing piece by piece like it’s a show, sipping the red wine from his glass. n when you’re done, he gets up with a small chuckle and pats your hip lightly, giving you a gentle little kiss on the lips.

he’s a little too old for those kinds of games at his age. little ploys for attention like that are a younger man’s territory, but he’d be lying if he said he doesn’t think it’s fun. plus, you almost had him at the end there.

“put me on a pedestal and i’ll only disappoint you

tell me i’m exceptional, and i promise to exploit you

gimme all your money, and i’ll make some origami honey!

i think you’re a joke!!! …but i don’t find you very

fuuuuuuu~nyyy”

More tagr art!!! Assorted stuff this time! Featuring some cute chibi stuff. Some solo gaz’s, a lil uhhh. Comic of an altercation.. and a very belated Halloween pic I started drawing last Halloween and didnt finish lol. Also featuring lyrics from pedestrian at best cuz that song rllly rlly fits my ver of tak lol.

TOMORROW TOMORROW I LOVE YOU TOMORROW YOURE ALWAYS A DAY AWAYYYYYYYYY

GUYS GUYS ITS COMING OUT TOMORROW

ITS ONLY A DAY AWAY

TOMORROW

THE WEBSITE WILL UPDATE

TOMORROW

Can you believe it guys?

The update! TOMORROW

The update’s coming tomorrow!!

WOOHOO

I AM SO HAPPY WITH THIS INFORMATION

The updates coming tomorrow, oh wow

Can you believe it? The update??? Tomorrow??

It got here so fast

The update!! TOMOR—

Nothing like spending hours doing html hover translation text boxes to share a canon conlang with readers that canon/fanon works ALL utilize only to be told it’s annoying.

HEY BUDDY. I’m not sharing your name but if you don’t like it! Don’t read it! Don’t even comment telling me how annoying it is! Just hit the big x button in the top right corner!

whhhhyyyyyyyyy is everything sooooo motherfucking expensive????? don’t they know I can’t afford all this shit???

let me make it so abundantly clear right now that taking the shard was a fucking amazing choice. obviously not from a logical standpoint, they were warned against doing that like eight billion times, but it was SUCH a good move narratively holy shit. i think ashton would have given it up to fearne if she wanted it, but she didn’t, and oh my god did they want it. they have been recklessly throwing themself into answers this entire time. they threw themself into a fucking volcano without any hesitation to get that shard. the fact that it made them feel anything at all? of COURSE they were going to grab it. he told evontra’vir that he was owed power. nobody else was going to give it to him, from his pov, so he took it himself. also it was fucking hilarious how bad of an idea it was. literally just the worst possible thing you could have done. but also it made total sense, i love it, taliesin jaffe what the actual fuck, i owe you my life, aabria iyengar i owe you my life more,

When the CaliYork tag be extra dry and you’ve reread every fic too many times so you start fucking daydreaming about them and now it’s a normal occurrence for Benjamin Brainard’s voice to be in your head with a Californian accent 24/7-

Fionna and cake episode 7 & 8 spoilers ‼️‼️

chat i can’t fucking handle this oh my god

PB AND MARCY TOXIC YURI AND FUCKING BETTY GOLB PROBABLY THIS SHIT IS GONNA DRIVE ME INSANE OH MY GOD