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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop
#with a high enough inland empire stat you just see ryuk. immediately#dibi#disco elysium#popular#i wrote this absent mindedly on the journey to germany#wdym it got notes
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the spurs and man United rly be mixing up their harrys
#I wrote this high#but the sentiment still stands#harry maguire#harry kane#tottenham hotspur#the spurs#which totally sounds like a fancy word for penis#man united#manchester united#premier league#football
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And yet it's all the same
Hey… it's been a while.
It's weird.
Every once in a while I'll go back and look at the pictures of us. What we used to be.
It's weird seeing them, knowing the inevitable end that is to come.
Sometimes I look back on those memories and I want to reach out.
Reach out and tell Myself to stay away. But then again, I never could do that.
Not with you.
I think back to what we were, what we had; and I want to cry.
I cry, and silently scream, and want to punch something.
It's not that I'm upset that it ended the way it did, it's that I'm upset that it happened in the first place.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if we had never met.
I wonder if I would be happier.
I wonder if it would still hurt to look at you.
If being in the same room as would feel like stepping into an iron lady.
But, I think what hurts most is knowing that you never did feel the same way.
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I need to know why politicians care about what's in your pants?
And like... all those people saying that transwoman just trying to pee are perverts, but like... who's the one peeking through the crack in the stall Karen?
Did you know straight men are ELEVEN TIMES more likely to commit an act of pedophila than a homosexual? That really makes me think of how delusional these right-wing people are... (This is just usually peoples' excuses. I promise, I mean no offense. This is just to make people actually see who the threat really is)
Last time I checked trans people are humans so... like... that means every one of these souls is a human being and has human rights.
Just an FYI to Americans, it's easier to have assisted suicide in my country then it is to start HRT in some of your states... WHAT!?! I feel a lot of projection going on here...
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
#i really need to know why these politicans care so much about whats in their citizens pants#its really creepy when you think about it#transpeople deserve to be treated like everyone else#i really am sorry to the community#i support trans rights#i wrote this high#sorry guys#i just cant get over why people care so much about whats in your pants?#and why are you being so damn creepy Karen?#not american
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Keanu Reeves in rivers edge (1986) is so crush by Ethel Cain coded god told me himself
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Val says "baby" when what he means is "small inferior thing"
Husk says "baby" when what he means is "goddess, lover, everything"
#hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin angel dust#huskerdust#i wrote this while high so forgive me#hazbin hotel angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#valentino hazbin hotel#valentino#hazbin husk#husk hazbin hotel#husk#vivziepop
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Eddie fucking you so slowly and gently until you forget about everything except how it feels to be stretched out by him. This is a far cry from Eddie’s usual demeanour when his cock is inside you, but today he just wants to show you how much you mean to him and take things nice and slow.
“Goddamn, you always feel so good” he whispers in your ear before placing a few soft kisses down your neck, causing you to let out the sweetest moans that have Eddie chasing his own high within seconds.
“Stay inside me?” You ask, wanting him to keep his cock nestled safely inside you even after he’s cum. Eddie nods and before you know it, you’re falling asleep with him inside you.
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The Pale Elf
#astarion#bg3#bg3 fanart#astarion fanart#ive never ascended him and i dont think i ever will because i cant see him suffer like that#but ive def seen the videos on yt and bro...my heart#but also...on your knees quote might make me risk it all lol#baldurs gate fanart#baldur's gate 3#ascended astarion#gonna rant about how cool i think it is that you need to roll fairly high in order to convince him to not ascend#like the guy is ANGRY...of course it takes a lot of work to convince him to not choose the power#i love how larian wrote him--honestly constantly thinking about it every day
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oh my god. pro hero Bakugou who was shortly dating someone and accidentally got them pregnant, but for some reason, after having the baby they leave. he’s fucking devastated—how is he supposed to continue his career now as a single dad? how can he care for baby? save the world and still have to stay up at 2am when they’re fussy bc he hasn’t held them all day?
his mother helps as much as she can, his father too. but they’re getting older and they shouldn’t have to raise another baby at their age.
in comes you, a stay-in nanny. he researches the fuck outta you, frowning at you all the while during your interview. it doesn’t scare you much tho, as he’s patting the tiny baby back with only two big fingers. he wants to see how you react to baby, your stance on teaching them, how you’ll aid them.
he internally caved immediately when the baby started crying and he couldn’t get them to quiet down, so you took them from him. hugged them so sweetly to your chest as you rocked them, spoke quietly to them, a calming aura surrounding you.
it helps that you’re pretty, when he hires you. but he knows he can’t be selfish—you’re here for the baby and the baby only. he has no other place in your life. (unless you want him to?)
#wrote this sluggish on sleep meds#hope it makes sense when this posts!#if u couldn’t tell I’m on a high for dad bkg I fear#something about beeg man handling such tiny bab that melts me#bakugou treats! 🍬#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#dad bkg
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Just imagine spectra vondergeist watching on youtube or tiktok normies making true crime content about her family death. She will go insane and balistic. She didn't deserve it but god timing si right, she taste her own medicine
I've been holding onto this ask for so long, sorry bout that lol
#monster high#half normie au#spectra vondergeist#tucker foley#my art#ask#you said tiktok but when i was writing the dialogue i wrote youtube cuz i forgot tiktok existed for a second woops
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i want you to grab my hips and pound into my tight dripping boycunt
i don't want to be treated gentle right now ,
i need you to fuck me like you've gone feral, like im just a bunny in heat you came across and know you need to breed
neither of us will feel right until you are bottomed out inside my twitching hole.
fuck me so hard i cant stop moaning and crying, grab my hips so hard you leave bruises, fuck me so hard every thrust has me slightly sliding up the bed.
i want to claw at your back and neck, i want you to kiss me like you cant get enough.
Flip me into whatever positions you like, if only just for you to try to fit yourself deeper inside me. i want to hear the way your balls and thighs smack against my ass.
pin my legs under yours and push my arms over my head and breed me till im leaking cum.
whatever you do just dont fucking stop filling me
he/Him- read my dni before interacting 🐇
#i wrote this when i was high 🍃#mlm nsft#ftm ns/fw#gay nsft#ftm breeding#ftm nsft#send naughty asks#ftm sub#ftm bottom#t4t nsft#send nsft asks
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you ship ryomina because ryoji is a disaster of a bisexual. I ship ryomina because of the beauty of a suicidal boy that can love life enough that death can agree.
#I didn't have the strength to properly draw this out#maybe another day#but I really wanted to post it.#Ryomina#ryoji mochizuki#minato arisato#persona 3 spoilers#persona 3 reload#I have a whole essay I've written in my head since like#high school about how much persona 3 is a game about loving life first and foremost#alas no one would listen to me if i wrote it out so here we go#oomfs who are still leeching off my reload look away
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me, hearing that we are getting two new seasons of PnF almost a year late:
#phineas and ferb#candace flynn#perry the platypus#pnf#across the second dimension#atsd#2nd dimension candace flynn#and as soon as i realized its true i wanted to draw my favorite high strung girlie#its been so long since i drew her QoQ cant believe i even wrote so many ficlets about her#ye in this house we love our mars queen candace flynn! deal with it#man i started this fanart almost a month ago lol#also. its been over a decade and i just realized that 2nd d Candace is wearing tigh-high boots. ?????/
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i think it’s important everyone knows about the little roman girl who died at only five years and seven months old, and her grave reads "dum vixi, lusi" or "while i lived, i played"
#her epitaph actually has a much longer poem which contains this line#and it’s not like. stylistically high quality poetry either#which indicates this was not a poem someone was hired to write for the grave (as was a relatively common practice)#but instead written out of love by one of her family members#it’s twenty three lines of mostly correct dactylic hexameter#and it makes me bawl when i read it#we translated it in a latin class i took a few years ago and then wrote our own latin poems about our friends
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Gideon Nav CANNOT Die. Hold on- I know... but give me one second and I'll explain.
So, as I said before Gideon Nav cannot die, or at least her body can't. Cause clearly (spoiler warning) Gideon Nav died at the end of Gideon the Ninth. There is no avoiding that.
But! If you have read all the books GtN, HtN, and NtN including all of the accompanying short stories (tho I will admit I have not read The Mysterious Study of Dr. Sex yet) then there is a better understanding of the timeline of the whole story outside of just what the three main books give you. Specifically and especially with Gideon's body. But also there are many times In Gideons life were she has faced near death events or events that she should not have survived from and still was breathing on the other side.
To go in chronological order of these events, when she was first born she was found in a container held by the air depraved suit of her mother. And while ofc In the book it does state that her mother had redirected her air supply to Gideon, but it is simply being stated to cover all my bases.
Then the 200 sons and daughters massacre when Gideon was 1 (or 2 im not sure) when she inhaled poisonous air without dying. Which led ofc to the Reverend Mother and Father fearing the ground she walked. And this is a big one because, it literally creates waves in the plot. It's a defining point of Harrow and Gideons relationship. That Gideon did not die when she was supposed to.
Later in the story Gideon talks with Pal when she believes Harrow to be a murderer and openly admits to him that "she nearly killed me a half dozen times growing up" which obviously in context was to emphasize on the brutal relationship between her and Harrow. But this could also be other times where miraculously Gideon survived death when she shouldn't have. Because as we know from the first confrontation between Harrow and Gideon. Harrow doesnt hold back for her.
Finally of all the events where Gideon escapes death, this one actually happens within the main story of Gideon the Ninth. When Harrow siphons from Gideon to retrieve one of the challenge keys. And at the end when Gideon passes out, it is narrated ""ha-ha," said Gideon, "first time you didn't call me Griddle," AND DIED." Now, this could obviously just be the snarkiness of Gideon narrating. Or something incredibly clever left behind by Tamsyn Muir for a book series that is so clearly meant to be reread. But ofc to do my rounds the next line after does state "well, passed out. But it felt a hell of a lot like dying." But then immediately after "wake up had an air of ressurection." Which honestly feels like Tamysn Muir teasing the readers at this point. The question then becomes rather, which one was the tease and which one was foreshadowing/ evidence.
Now the point of listing all of these events is that in all of these cases the chances of death are so incredibly high that for most its a miracle she's alive. Ofc most notably for the siphoning trial and the poision gas, but none the less there is proof within the written story and and out that Gideon has looked death in face and moved on with maybe a headache. And it wasn't just in her child hood this is something she can just do. Some recreated in the written story! Because as Pal said. Even with the siphoning challenge done perfectly the chances of leaving Cam with severe brain damage was far to high. And Gideon didn't even suffer that.
Sadly, despite all these Gideon gets to the final battle and fights Cytherea and does die. At the hands of a particularly pointy fence. Or was it truly the fence that did her in? Rather than the lyctorship ritual that was started seconds afterwards.
My full theory, isnt just that Gideon Nav can't die. It's that Gideon Nav wouldn't have been able to die... If Harrow hadn't sucked her soul out. There are at the very least 8 seperate events that Gideon should have died, two of which were nearly gauranteed, but she was ended by a piece of metal. Yes, a very well placed piece a metal, but the point still up to that point she had faced worse a came out unscathed.
If Harrow had not completed the lyctor ritual, Gideon would not have died. Wether or not through resurrection or simply walking it off. Gideon's body has some sort of necromantic attributes to it that keep her alive. We see this in the Untitled Entry short story with Judith Deuteros that describes Gideons body, as it does not rot, cannot be injured, cannot be fed to animals forced or otherwise. And that is all before Jod ever gets a look at the body, because otherwise he would have known Gideon was his daughter before the later events of Harrow the Ninth.
And ofc during the first challenge when Harrow uses Gideon as her eyes to be able to see the construct in the other room and Gideon is able to see the thanergetic signatures that Harrow remarks should be impossible. (I assume because the process is Harrow extracting information (Gideons eyesight) from Gideon and so Gideon should not also be receiving information (the ability to see the signatures)) unless Gideon had some form of necromantic abilities, which she was tested for as a kid and apparently did not have. Alongside not having the correct attitude to be a nun of the ninth. And so we can round it out to be her body being naturally necromantic leaving Gideon without the ability to use it. (Which Is a jump from the actual point we are attempting to use, but for now this stops us from assuming Gideon as any sort of necromantic ability which is a theory all on its own. One that I personally have no evidence for or against)
Now, that I have hopefully made both my Ap Lit and Lang teachers proud with my 3 am essay, I must give you the real tragedy of Gideon the Ninth. Had Gideon not died, had Harrow been unable to complete the lyctor ritual for emotional reasons or otherwise, had Harrow not become a lyctor and killed cytherea. Gideon would have had to watch Harrow and Cam be killed, possibly even Corona, Judith and Ianthe. And then to be used for Cythereas own motives. Tamysn Muir beautifully set up the story so that the best possible outcome could have happened. Had Gideon not died. Everyone else would have. And "Camilla the sixth was no idiot" cam knew and accepted this whereas Harrow never would have. And so the unkillable Gideon had to die, and forcing Harrows hand was the only way to do it.
#The Locked Tomb#the locked tomb brainrot#the locked tomb theories#the locked tomb series#i cant believe i wrote a fucking essay for this#an unplanned and unorganized essay#but an essay nonetheless#tlt#tlt brainrot#tlt series#tlt theories#theory#gideon the 9th#gideon the ninth#gideon nav#harrowhark#harrowhark the first#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow the ninth#im not even drunk or high i did this for FUN#essay#books#nona the ninth#untitled entry#john gauis#Jod#cytherea the first#cytherea loveday#Cytherea#judith deuteros
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