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privitivium · 2 months

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delinquent yan + loser yan x reader thoughts

sub top delinquent / subbot loser;; amab ocs / dom top/bot amab reader cw; stalker tendencies, classic bullying? shoving you against lockers, perversion, theyre creeps

aughh thinking about these a bully fucking with you and your loser ass friend and r oblivious to see that theyre all totally fighting over you auuagh plealsiwiejeeㅡloser yan who's smaller - shorter than you while delinquent is taller, a little bulky...

being best friends with a loser nerd and being so ecstatic that you have a friend as an actual loner who generally has a hard time making friends. notably shrinking when this fucking delinquent guy makes you one of his targets? his target of bullying, as you see it. picking on you and loser out of no where - delinquent way harsher with loser, causing you to become a little overprotective over him - yet still quiet as a mouse and having no confidence to step up to delinquent; tearing up over your friend and fretting over him much to the dislike of delinquent. loser grinning smugly, immediately putting on a front of upset with a bruised visage and holding onto you. you find it a little weird hes so touchy, but he's your first actual friend here, so you power through it and gently pet his hands as a means to calm him down.

delinquent often ransacking losers' backpack and fucking mugging him - going through all his locker ; knowing that he's a bigger creep that steals your things because hes so close to you. which bully resents him for,,. they cant exactly rat each other out because they have an equal amount of dirt on the other ( really depends on who you would believe even with stone cold proof ) - too stupid to do anything else, yet thinking of ways to sabotage the other trying to get with you.

loser yan,,, gosh, jerking off so pathetically to the pictures you take of you and himㅡyou look so happy to be next to him,, trying to edge his poor little cock to the sight of you smiling at his camera in the comfort of his messy bedroom - ever so softly calling out your name in a pleading whimper,,, dont you ever wonder why he has no friends? he scares them off purposefully... and theres no one to warn you.

delinquent.. the way he teases you is gentle, nothing like the shit he puts loser through. occasionally pushing you against the locker, accidentally using too much strength and wincing as you slammed back into the metal - trying not to fret, rather be perceived as cool but that gets him no where. delinquent trying so hard to think about ways to get you to dislike but its also not playing in his favor when he bullies him and the damn loser goes to you for comfort. then trying so hard to be nice to you and loser,,, it's already a bit too late for delinquent, as loser has already put in horrible thoughts about him in your mind as well as your own opinion about him is not very nice,,,

then him actually cornering you all alone and actually begging for your forgiveness because hes pathetic as fuck and he knows it.. he's needy too bro! he wants to be your friend! let him! he promises to be nice! so utterly ecstatic when you relent - youre so easy, all he has to do is look at you with puppy dog eyes and beg on his knees... he can think of a few other things he can do on his knees while hes down there for you bro..

loser yan being upset that you actually let him be your friend??? hes so cruel, dont you remember what he did to me??? a poor little guy??? a weakling??? you try to comfort him, tone utterly serious and gentle;; hes cool, trust me. i wont let anything happen to you. loser yan getting all shy and giddy as his tummy does somersaults at the sound of your voice - how you sound so genuineㅡand immediately attaching himself to your hip and masturbating in the corner of his bed while squirming around pleading for you to hold him.,,,

loser yan the first to propose a sleepover while delinquent is present... not sharing a look of knowing - disliking one another and all that... and you, excitedly agreeing so stupidly giddy at the thought of your two friends coming over to hangout with you!!;; sure bro, it'll be fun! i have all sorts of games! then,,, when youre all asleep, smiling in your blissful dreaming - the duo taking the time to look through everything... surprisingly working together as they loot through your trinkets and clothes; taking a few pair of underwear to goㅡ

before loser yan was hovering over you,,, prick bulging and thighs rubbing together,,, dont do anything stupid. delinquent warned. fuck off. loser replied gruffly, trailing his fingers along the side of your face.,,, only touching, nothing dirty. delinquent joining in bro,,, coming up on your other side. having these dudes marvel at your sleeping form and think about what it would feel like to fuck themselves on you - wanting to take a sneak peek at yr lower half before you were squirming around at their fleeting touches, immediately scattering. loser yan jerking off in yr bathroom. delinquent is more... reserved than he is.

these mfs acting so pathetic around you bro,,, so needy and whiny,,,, im dying. loser yan grinding himself on your cock while delinquent takes you from behind - or letting loser sit on ur face while delinquent fucks himself on yr dick. yeah. thinking thoughts!!!

#ocs =͟͟͞͞★#delinquent yan !!#loser yan....#x male reader #male reader #x top male reader #top male reader #x dom male reader #dom male reader #yandere x male reader #yandere male x reader #yandere m x m reader #yandere male x male reader #yeah.. horoay!_!!!

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tiniedemon · 1 year

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dating headcanons

main 4 + butters

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stan

— definitely the type to bully you but loves you to death

— constantly posting you on social media

— you need him? he’s already there actually he’s been hiding in your walls

— gets super in his head a lot, requires a lot of reassurance & affection

— SUPER FUCKING PROTECTIVE

— some dude’s making you uncomfortable? his hand’s on your shoulder and he’s ready to beat the shit out of him

— the silent but deadly type

— basically no one fucks w his s/o

— but super duper soft

— sticky as fuck

— you thought kenny was a physical touch kinda guy? stan is 10 times worse

— constantly holding your hand or lacing your pinkies together

— prefers quiet nights in over nights out 100%

— movie nights are his absolute fav he loves the cliche holding hands in popcorn thing

— a bit of an alcoholic but never an angry drunk, he’ll be constantly up your ass blubbering about how much he loves you

— “your eyes are so pretty and your face is so pretty and i love your hair like that and how do you smell so good”

kyle

— if he were an anime character he’d be a tsundere for sure

— dislikes pda but in private he has no problem being affectionate

— is super awkward around you, doesn’t really know how to talk to you or how to act

— also prefers quiet nights in but in a totally different way

— would much rather read a book with your legs in his lap than watch a movie

— one phone call away tho don’t get him wrong

— if you need him he’s immediately on his way no questions asked

— very very very very protective

— also the type to hover behind you but the second you give him the go ahead he’s running his mouth

— all bark but also a super gnarly bite

— also super jealous and kind of insecure

— you’re his first real relationship so he’s always scared someone’s gonna steal you away

— the type to give you massages and ask you about your day

— domestic housewife fs, always cooking for you and making sure your house is clean

— always leaves sweet notes for you to wake up to but will never acknowledge them

— overall such a sweetheart, would do anything for you but is a stickler on saying the l word

— thinks it loses its sparkle if it’s said too much

kenny

— sticky horny bastard

— always cuddled up to you or holding your hand or kissing you

— big fan of pda

— if he’s not touching you and he’s in your presence someone’s getting hurt

— loves partying but also loves quality time with you

— would totally go out if you wanted but also would curl up in bed with you if you weren’t feeling it

— always eager to please you

— he’s like a dog, at your beck and call, awaiting your orders

— but don’t touch his s/o or he’ll go nuts

— not really the jealous type but definitely the possessive type

— like he doesn’t get worked up about someone hitting on you, he knows you’re fine as fuck, but the second someone tries to touch you his arms are around you and he’s kissing you

— very much a gentleman

— he makes very misogynistic comments about your body but ultimately you’re a queen and you should never have to lift a finger

— always worshipping the ground you walk on

— definitely a stoner

— giggles at everything you do when he’s high and 100% smokes you out every chance he gets

— he just loves you so much he’d literally combust

eric

— isn’t really one for affection, private or public

— definitely runs his mouth to you

— but the second you get upset he’s crying begging you to stop being mad rubbing your feet

— a messy bitch for sure

— always stirring up drama in the friend group and sitting back watching it all go down with you

— would definitely scheme with you about starting beef

— views you as his queen but treats you as an equal (which is huge for him because everyone is below him)

— hates seeing you cry and would easily tell off whichever son of a bitch did it

— but also wouldn’t hesitate to bully you to the verge of tears

— makes up for it by offering you some of his cheesy poofs

— unspoken acts of affection for sure

— hates going out

— he’d much rather watch a comedy movie and shit on the plot with you

— the type to act like he hates you around his friends but the second you’re in a private setting he’s reminding you that he loves you

— possessive, jealous, protective, the big 3

— kind of like a chihuahua, all bark no bite

— probably also low key an alcoholic but never drunk to the point of being a lovey dovey bitch

butters

— the sweetest boyfriend ever

— panics every time you cry or are upset in any way

— even if he’s grounded he’ll still find a way to talk to you

— if there’s a screen there’s a way

— doesn’t really fall into any category

— kind of just exists, way too happy that you’re dating him to notice anything else

— the type to post you on every social media platform he has

— would shout from the rooftops about how much he loves you

— very acts of service

— would do anything you asked as long as you were happy

— gives you back rubs every night

— sleeps with his head on your chest because he loves to listen to your heartbeat

— physical touch too

— loves holding your hand and caressing your cheeks

— stares at you for hours like “wow i can’t believe my s/o is this perfect”

— makes sure your needs are taken care of before his

— constantly texting you to remind you that he loves you and that you’re perfect in every way

— good morning and goodnight paragraphs even if you live together

— loves you to the moon and back and wants everyone to know it

#stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #butters stotch x reader #south park x reader

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zeijia · 8 months

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nagi thirsts? got you bro

this has been haunting me for a while

like, imagine this.

him and his lazy ass having a hidden corruption kink that nobody, not even nagi himself, is aware of.

he would get random thoughts during the day, but he would just brush them off. let's say, you are walking around yours and his penthouse in your silly, adorable pajamas. your nipples quite visible, as well as a part of your ass since it's summer ane it's oh-so hot outside. your smile wide and innocent as you sit in your boyfriend's lap, kissing him lovingly as you talk about a new show you discovered.

obviously, except fingering or you giving him a handjob, a blowjob or him eating you out, you two didn't do it. you were too afraid, even if you were both over 20.

knowing this, and how sensitive you are when he fingers you or eats you out, nagi would unconsciously think about having you under him while he enters you. turning you dumb on his cock.

ugh i dont even know how canon it is or if you agree with me but idc in my head, it's real

I AGREE WITH YOU ONG,,,

ngh this made me roll around my bed and blush like crazy, nagi is ontop i fear . .

corruption kink nagi IS SO TRUE. Everytime he eats you out, feeling your slick folds on his tongue, or whenever you give him a blowjob, your eyes tearing up from his length bullying your throat, he can't help but wonder, “how good would it feel if I fucked her out, right now?”, those corrupted thoughts plagued his mind nonstop, and it takes all of his self restraint not to grab you, pin you down, and fuck your mind to oblivion til all you can think about is him and his cock.

He's well afraid you're afraid to give up your virginity, but the fact that you're a virgin turns him on. He can't stop himself from thinking how pretty you'd look, whining for his cock, all teary eyed and begging for him to take it slow. He imagined the sight of you crying, saying that “i can't take it─! Too big, sei!” and that absolutely made him pause on his tracks, his face turning red, his hands shaking, breathing getting heavier, and a dent on his sweatpants. He's been trying to stop these thoughts, to distance himself from dreaming about you in those scenarios, but he seriously can't do so.

Be it whether you're wearing just pajamas, he'll immediately notice your perky nipples from it, according to him, it wants to break free from your top, or whenever you two are going out on a date, he sees you all dolled up for him, although sure, your eyes were the first thing that catches his attention, but next is down to your lips, how glossy it looks, then dropping down to your chest, he swears your boobs are about to pop out of the dress you're wearing, and your thighs. The dress that was above knee level, and exposing a little bit of your thighs almost made him fall to the ground and start begging like a damn dog to you. It took him all his self control not to do so, he barely could even mutter a word, so he turned away, his face flushed red, a hand covering the lower part of his face, and you heard a mutter out of him, “you.. you look pretty.”

You and Seishiro have had a lot of dates before, but your beauty will never fail to make him blush hard and start fantasizing about possible scenarios of what could happen during, before, and after the date, but a thought that always appear in his head is fucking you after the date. He knows it's a little fucked up, but the dress you're wearing.. it's totally teasing him!!

He'll just have to try to maintain his self control, to try and avoid all thoughts of fucking you :3 (spoiler alert; he fails to do so)

#bllk x you #blue lock #blue lock x reader #bllk smut #bllk x reader #blue lock smut #blue lock x you #bllk #nagi seishiro smut #nagi seishiro x you #nagi seishiro x reader #nagi seishiro

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sugar-omi · 6 months

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im...im so tired omg. 💀 this spiraled so bad it's so LONG!!

DAY SIXTEEN — FACE SITTING/CUNNILINGUS

*kinktober masterlist | *ao3

tags : NSFW, fem/afab reader, panty stealing (kinda. yk he took them from u, the bastard), squirting, oral (reader + character receiving), 69, consensual somnophilia

synopsis : multiple scenarios with what type of eater the boys are..

HUNGRY EATER, WILL GIVE YOU HEAD UNTIL YOU FAINT

he's been eating you out for what feels like hours.

you started out sitting on his face just like he begged you, and he held you down even after you finished the first time, his arms wrapped around your thighs.

doesn't stop until you squirt either. and even then he's so excited, he wants you to do it again...

you can't even sit up anymore, you're laying your head on his thigh, weakly stroking his dick as he loudly eats your cunt, a mix of fluids running down his chin..

he's nasty, and a total horn dog, and you can't even pull away with his tongue with his hands holding your hips down, forcing your cunt against his tongue and all your squirming and crawling away just makes your clit grinding against the flat of his tongue...

and that's what pushes you over the edge, your cum suddenly soaking his face and chest.. it shocks him but it thrills him even more and he needs you to do that again.

so now he's back at it with gusto, even slipping his fingers into your drenched, twitching cunt along with his tongue so he can bully your poor cunt into squirting on his face again.

"please! i- i can't! ..." you pant with tears in your eyes, overstimulated and tired.. you slump over, your head on his thigh and your weak hand angles his dick over your face, a string of pre snapping and decorating your hot cheek.

he pinches your thigh, making your hips jump and you whine..

"poor baby... how about this, if you make me cum before you i'll let you go, if not, then i can keep going until you squirt for me again, deal?"

COVE , BAXTER , DEREK

BORED EATER, THINKS GIVING YOU HEAD IS A HOBBY...

you're just trying to take a nap. but he's brimming with energy and you can't decide if it's because you're both young or if he's just a horn dog...

the bed dips and moves, and you feel his bulge against your thigh.. you peek at him just to confirm he's hovering over you, his lust-blown eyes looking down at you with less guilt than you'd like..

but instead of rejecting him, even though you know you could, you push him off you so he's sitting on the end of the bed like a puppy, watching with eager eyes and a wagging tail as you throw off your bottoms.

"i'll let you eat me out until i wake up. but if you wake me up then you'll have to use your hand!"

he nods and agrees, just like an eager puppy, and cuddles you until you fall asleep, his dick throbbing painfully with how close your bare cunt is...

you fall asleep eventually though, and he teases you with his fingers before he rolls you over onto your back and spreads your legs open, shimming down the bed and he's practically making out with your cunt, kissing your clit and slipping his tongue into your weeping entrance.

he tries to be mindful of you and doesn't get move you around like he would if you're awake, keeping your legs on his shoulders and slips his fingers into your convulsing cunt, grinding his fingertips against your g-spot while he runs the flat of his tongue over your clit, your slick running down his fingers...

even though it was a treat for him, especially when you moan his name in your sleep and clench around his fingers and tongue, your slick flooding his mouth when you finish.

the real treat is when you finally wake up you're greeted to your darling partner between your legs, looking up at you through his lashes with his bright, watery eyes...

he pulls off your clit with a pop, his lips swollen and wet.. he sits up, leaning up to kiss you after your nap, happy that you're awake and refreshed. you feel his cock against your cunt, his length hot against your sensitive, soaked cunt.

"i didn't wake you up, just like i promised..."

COVE , BAXTER , CLIFF

LOVING EATER, SHOWS HIS LOVE BY WORSHIPING YOU

you always end up sitting on his face or him laying you out among your pillows while he kisses you from your lips down to your neck, chest, belly, and your inner thighs before he finally reaches your cunt..

shushes you when you start fretting because he ends up edging you, slowly pulling you apart with his tongue...

loves to have you sitting on his face so he can watch how you crumble. you're holding onto the headboard, your thighs shaking as his tongue reaches as deep as it can, your slick practically pouring onto his tongue...

holds your hand too, but it's the thought that counts because his other hand finds its way to your clit.

ah, but he loves it even more when you use him... grinding your cunt onto his tongue, your moans music to his ears and he's torn between grabbing a handful of your ass or your tits.

loves your face most of all though... you looking down at him, hooded eyes and moans and whines pouring from your lips in that sweet voice of yours.

CLIFF , DEREK , COVE

DESPERATE EATER, DOESN'T CARE WHERE YOU ARE...

he just can't get enough of you. he says he needs to taste you no matter where you are...

you're trying to spend time with your friends but he pulls you into the bathroom and makes you hold up your skirt while he tugs down your panties, pocketing them and there's a 'slim' possibility he forgets to give them back...

but that just makes it easier for him to eat you out later. for now though, he has to make it quick before your friends notice you're gone a little too long.

you're clinging onto the wall of the stall, your leg thrown over cove's shoulder and your hands tangle in his hair and even your hushed, frantic whispers about how you shouldn't do this hear doesn't deter him.

you cover your mouth, trying not to make noise in case someone walks in and hears you.

but you're fucked anyway because he's not quiet at all...

he's slurping you juices and sucking obscenely on your clit, and there's spit running down his chin as he's fucking you with his tongue, his thumb abusing your swollen, sensitive clit so you keep gushing on his tongue..

at least he's kind enough to hold you by the hips when you come undone on his tongue, you would've been on the floor otherwise.

he's still proud of himself even if there's a blush on his cheeks, and he doesn't have enough shame to not lick his lips and he kisses your lips, wiping up any mess between your thighs.

and when you ask for your panties back?

"oh those? i think i'll keep them... you don't mind, right?"

COVE , BAXTER

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dairy-farmer · 20 days

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Did you know~? Dreams are how the mind subconsciously processes information and our emotions ABOUT the information for us while we are asleep?

:Dc

Gotham Sure Does Have Cults! Don't it? Bet some of them get the bright idea to Capture God(tm). Which ALWAYS ends well, and TOTALLY doesn't lend to them fighting back! Getting the attention of Local Bats!

What with the Lethal, Diving People Too Insanity Nightmares going around.

They're gonna go out on a limb and guess Dream God. Sleep Deity, perhaps. The track the Cult down. Burst in and kick ass. As a Family~

And? The God can admit... they were kinda losing. Humans cheat and these fuckers were VERY prepared. They were gonna Curse this city to unending torment with their dying breathe... BUT! They don't need to do that now! Good for you!

They should probably...reward you or something.

Protocol, you know.

Uuuuuuh, hold on. *look around* Got it! Here. Take these handfull of shiny rocks. Yes, I'm stealing them from the Cultists. They were decorating anyway. Anyway! HERE. I give you A Blessing(tm).

THESE will give you Good Sleep.

One for each of you.

To make up for, you know, tormenting you into intense sleep deprivation, when that is the opposite of my Job. And then you saved me and all. Thanks~☆ *poof!*

It's? A fuckin weird day in Gotham. So basically, just Tuesday. They each take a rock and split, dispite Bruce's paranoid "wait, no! We should lock these up and stare at them suspiciously! Unknown magic! I have anxiety!" Twitching. They're gonna go pass out know. Someone call the commissioner and tell him it's safe now.

They get home, crawl out of their uniforms, into their various beds (even Bruce, as bullied and enforced by Alfred) and give no real thought to their new, divinely gifted, Dream Rock. Probably should have. The magic users would have Lost Their SHIT over those rocks. But, Bats? Telling people things? Voluntarily???

LOL.

And? Of too the first genuinely peaceful, guilt free, nightmare free, night of sleep they've had in A WHILE. As the Rocks get a feel for them. What they WANT out of a Good Sleep experience. Is it walking on the beach? Beating up bad guys and saving the day? A night at home? The Dream Stones shuffling through Pleasant Memories and Happy Thoughts looking for material to work off of.

And... huh. They wake up feeling FANTASTIC.

Turns out? When you actually DO get a good night's rest? No tossing or turning, no night terrors or full body clenching of muscles? Your body heals up. You feel better.

Wild.

These rocks are fantastic.

The give it now more thought. Oh sure, they discuss it. Trial period etc. But? It's all just peaceful meadows and seeing loved ones happy. The classics. Expected, really. So they move on. All while the stones are still finishing their Refining.

Eventually? Ding! They're done! They've gotten a full read of their owner! Know EXACTLY what they want. What would make them happy. So, when the Bat's finally hit the hay? They run their REFINED Dream sequence. Dreaming PLUS, if you will.

It's a school night. So Damian, unfairly in his mind, must go to bed first. Though sleep is not the unpleasant thing it once was. Usually filled with fluffy animals. This time? It's different.

He dreams of entering the Batcave. Taller, stronger. The height and frame he is destined to inherit from his father, finally his. The black armor of The Bat adorning him. Timothy is there. Captured, arms bound behind his back, gagged and on his knees, face pressed to the floor. His armor almost artfully destroyed by battle.

He has cat ears and a tail.

Yet this, like every other jarring detail, seems so perfectly natural. Of course he does. Of course Damian is. Nothing is strange to Damian, as he observes the ears pressed back. The whipping, furious defiance of that tail. The low growl that goes with it. Timothy's eyes catching the light. Beautiful and unbreakable.

Damian strides forward.

They back and forth. Word play sharp and cutting. But Damian has WON and they both know it. Timothy fights now only to save face. Enough is enough. Timothy is haughty. Every bit, beautiful and feline.

Damian has his mouth and DARES him to bite him.

Tear apart the ruins of his armor and claims him on the floor. Is he little NOW, Timothy? Can you ignore him still? The game is over. Admit you've lost! Admit it! The pleasure is too much. His Rival thrashing, biting his lip. Trying to hold back. Unable too in the end. Damian wins. Timothy begs. More, more. Please, it is good. More!

Damian...was NOT aware of the root of his need to fight with Tim. Will not know how to face him come morning.

In his Apartment, Dick drags his aching body into bed. It was a shit day. At least his dreams will be nice. He falls asleep. Blinks "awake" with an OOF! As Tim lands on him with a laugh. Is confused but pleased to see him.

Tim clings. Dotes on him. Bringing breakfast, activities just for them, initiating more casual touch then he has in YEARS. Then? When they get back from what feels like the perfect day out? Dick finds himself doing something he would never DARE. Coming up behind that trusting, warm, cute little body. As Tim chatters and puts things away. And slipping his arms around him. Holding him.

Kissing his neck. Slipping his hand down the front of those cute shorts, to start rubbing him through his panties. Get him wet.

Picking him up and bending him over the back of a couch, so he can tug those bottoms down. Eat him out. Make filthy promises to treat his virgin hole just right. Keep him forever. Listen to him whine and feel him squirm, having never been touched like this before.

Dick wouldn't... wouldn't...

But the dream feels so good. Carrying his Timmy to his room, like a lover. Promising to take such good care of him. Fucking him open on his fingers, then his cock. Kissing his face and neck and perfect little tits. Grinding his clit with his thumb as he finds that perfect angle and pounds til Tim has nothing left to give.

Just the two of them against the world. As pretty little family.

Which will make things awkward with Babs, if she wasn't having her own dreams.

Sitting at her computer. Watching Tim writhing and coming apart at the touch of her keystrokes. Making him wear remote controlled toys. Matching them on herself. Lazy days at the Clockwork, with Tim beneath her desk, a fucking machine in him, his desperate mouth on her.

Flashes and scenarios of what she and Dick could DO to him. Watching Dick fuck her boy sloppy. Not letting EITHER of her boys stop until she was satisfied.

Jason getting a classic. Boyfriend shirt and pizza. Railed on his shitty couch as the movie plays. Like lovers. Newlyweds. Coming home and trying to put a baby in Timmers on his fancy ass mattress in a cheap ass frame. Full on mating press, legs basicly to his ears. Timbers begging for it, needy. Taking it like a champion.

And Bruce? Oh he gets silks and his mothers pearls. The suits he wishes he could get Tim to wear, with stockings hidden underneath. Dinner and dancing. Gotham at peace. Tim looking at him with adoration.

Like a Classy Romance from the movies of his youth. Everything rose petals and candle light. Tim TAKING it, dispite how difficult it is for partners to handle him. Everything being tight and slick and hot. Bruce being ruinous in how good he is. No one will ever be able to compare. Tim is his. Just his.

Waking up and nearly yeeting the Dram Stone through the nearest wall.

Tim of course... dream fucks several teammates, a couple Hot Celebrities, and that one GORGEOUS Alien Prince from that one mission when he was like 14. *siiiiiips morning coffee* was an interesting night. Given everyone's thousand yard stare, good to see it wasn't just him who Learned Some Stuff About Themselves last night.

He'll agree not to ask if they don't?

DEAL.

-🐼🐼🐼

everyone but tim grappling with their own existence, morality, and guilt at the breakfast table 😭😭😭

#answered asks #asks #anonymous

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alastrrz · 4 months

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omg can i req dating them hcs for schlatt or nick?? 🤩

🎲 anon

sure thing hon! i did schlatt's already, so i'll do nick's!

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ﾟ。 DATING THEM ; NICK

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genre; fluff/comfort

type; headcanons

read below!

I think Nick really likes PDA! Just so he can show everyone you're his, he loves holding hands and having his arm around your waist. He loves being protective of you, not in a toxic way though. That's the great thing about him!

Would totally get a matching tattoo with you, something really subtle and small. Some kind of small detailed tattoo that means something to both of you!

He really likes when you trace over his tattoos, especially the barbed wire one! He likes when you run your finger over it, tracing the lines over and over, it's super soothing to him.

He also loves when you play with his hair, especially when it's longer. He knows the guys bully him when his hair is longer, but he likes keeping it long for you! It's easier for you to play with.

His primary love language is probably quality time. He really likes taking you out on cute dates, like to the aquarium or to an art museum! He likes seeing your eyes light up when you see something you really like; it gives him time to admire you.

His runner up love language is gift giving. He really likes giving you things you love, he just likes seeing you happy! Whenever he gives you something he's seen you eyeing at the store or something you've had on your amazon wishlist for a while, he loves seeing the smile on your face. It makes him feel accomplished!

Definitely a cuddle bug, but also a moderately bad bed hogger. He'll steal your blankets and most of your bed side, then claim he didn't do any of that in the morning. But to make it up to you, he'll make the bed for you in the morning.

#alex's asks #🎲 anon #softwilly #tgc #softwilly x you #softwilly x y/n #softwilly x reader #tgc x y/n #tgc x you #tgc x reader #softwilly comfort #softwilly fluff #tgc comfort #tgc fluff

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kerokerogecko · 3 months

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Killer x Reader

warnings: some curse words and lil tiny bit almost invisible bullying (not with the reader)

notes: hi, sorry it took me so long to finish this, life kind of got in the way there for a bit, but please rest assured I don't plan on dropping this fic without finishing it :)

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A Chance Encounter on a Rainy Day

Chapter Three

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After finishing your project with Killer that day, you walked home with a light skip on your step. The image of Heat and Killer play fighting while Wire silently laughed at them had made your day.

When you met Killer on your first day of school seeing him so carefree was the last thing you thought you would see. Somehow, the thought of seeing new sides of Killer made your heart flutter.

…

You woke up in a good mood the next day and was surprised when you saw your aunt making breakfast.

"You're up early, something wrong?" You asked, sitting down at the table, waiting for her. "Fell off the bed I guess" she answered with a shrug “Breakfast will be ready soon”

You waited patiently and were happy when your aunt placed the food on the table, you both chatted while you ate and soon you made your way to school.

…

Despite beginning your day in a great way, once you stepped into your classroom your easy going mood immediately changed. The chatting of students minutes before the class started was gone and there was something in the air, the many eyes of your classmates looking at you told you everything you needed to know. The familiar feeling of being judged and scrutinized by your classmates crept up your spine.

“Y/N, Y/N, Y/N!!!!” A body suddenly crashed into you from behind, snapping you out of your past memories. You turned around to see one of your kinder classmates hugging you and looking at you through her round eyes that were overflowing with tears, ruining her makeup.

“Perona! Calm down! What's this all about?” You ask, turning around to face your friend and slightly pushing her away.

“Oh Y/N I was so worried about you!!!” The pink haired girl said loudly, tears still streaming across her face “Those guys are such big meanies!!! Not cute at all!!! How could they do that to you?! I knew pairing you up with Killer was a bad idea! Oh I'm so glad you're okay!!” She moved to hug you again but you held her hands, before trying your best to wipe her tears away.

“What are you talking about Perona? Who did what to me?” You gave her a somewhat angry look, but still tried to calm her down.

“The- Kid gang of course” she says in between sobs “Someone totally saw Killer and other two scary guys being mean to you yesterday. They said they even tried to mug you!”

You were speechless, while the ghost princess sobed in your arms trying to calm down you took a look around the room and immediately noticed how everyone moved their heads trying to avoid being caught staring. What the hell?...

“Right.” You said with an annoyed tone, with a stern expression you began, loudly enough for the whole class to hear “Listen. The person who told you this has no idea what they're talking about” Perona looked at you confused “They were never even rude to me, much less steal from me! Honestly…” you huff out the last part, so long good mood.

Looking around again, your scolding seemed to work for the most part. But a few curious eyes remained on you, did they want to know what really happened? Or will they try to speak ill of people they don't know again? Every second that passed only made you angrier and angrier, you were getting ready to give your class another ear full when you felt someone come closer from behind you.

You turned to glare at the person who was approaching you only for your angry gaze to melt once you saw who it was.

“Killer-”

“Hey Y/N” your classmate greeted you shortly before looking at the rest of the class, his usual calm voice now stained with a threatening tone “What's going on here?” You follow his gaze and scoff to yourself as you see your classmates busying themselves with whatever they can, hoping to escape Killer’s piercing gaze. With a sigh, you look back at the blond “Is nothing…” he tilts his head, probably not buying your dismissal but letting it go anyway, he silently walks to his seat and lets out an “Alright” as he places his bag down.

The bell, thankfully, rings, signaling the beginning of class. Perona quickly apologizes and you make sure to calm her down, saying it's alright before you both go to your respective seats. With a tired sigh, you hope this is the last you'll hear of this.

…

That morning, for some miracle, Killer managed to arrive at school in time, managing to arrive almost late, instead of late. Something he quickly came to regret as he heard loud voices coming from his classroom. He was used to people talking shit behind his back, this was nothing new. What was new however was your angry voice rising above the accusations and mean words.

He took a small peak at the classroom and cursed when his heart skipped a beat after his gaze settled on your angry face.

He didn't know what to think about you. He knew you were kind, probably caring too, as well as smart and not to mention… pretty. But could he trust you? Or would you turn against him if something happened?... he wanted to believe that wouldn't be the case.

He watched the anger melt away from your face after you looked at him, a smile hiding behind the mask he always wore.

...

You simmered down as the day went, while the conflict with your classmates passed, you were still left with a nasty mood and a light frown on your face, something that made your classmates stay away from you throughout the day. So, you had lunch alone, something you didn't mind, not really, the small moment of peace before the last classes allowed you to recharge a bit of your social battery.

You were halfway through your lunch when Killer showed up beside you with his own lunch at hand.

“Hey…” he said with an awkward tone “What happened earlier?”

“What you mean?” You said in between bites

He gave you a deadpan look before raising his eyebrows lightly, questioning your half-assed attempt at forgetfulness.

You sighed before answering “They were spreading those damn rumors again and I got pissed when they talked about you, Heat and Wire.”

“They were talking about us? Why?”

You looked at him with a worried look, but decided to be honest. “They were saying you three tried to mug me yesterday after we were kicked out of the library. It pissed me off!” You said, stabbing the meat on your plate to let some of that left over anger go.

Feeling silly after that, you looked at Killer, only to find him looking right at you. His eyes were curved upwards, making the big smile he wore on his face obvious despite the mask he was wearing, making your face heat up and your previous small blush even worse.

“Don't tease me!”

“I didn't even say anything.” he said, holding back a laugh.

Desperate for a change of subject, you directed your attention to his unopened bento box.

“What are you having?”

“Tonkatsu and tamagoyaki” he proudly answered you while opening the lunchbox.

The meat and omelet were snugly placed on a bed of fluffy white rice with a bunch of different greens to make for a balanced meal.

Your eyes widened in awe. It was so pretty! Everything was neatly arranged and it gave a completely different aura from the ones you usually bought.

“That looks so good!” You said “Where did you buy it?”

Killer froze for a few seconds, taken back by your enthusiasm and reaction “...Uuum. I made it.” he said shyly, a bit of embarrassment in his previously confident tone.

“Really?” You said, still in awe. “That's so cool, where do you find the time?”

You've never seen Killer look so shy before, it was kind of adorable. “I… make them the night before and put them in a bento the next day. Is no big deal really.” He said looking away from you, trying to hide the pink embarrassment crawling up his face and failing once you could see his reddening ears.

Talking with Killer seems natural now, getting to know him little by little is nice and, in all honesty, makes your heart flutter a bit.

With both of you entertained by each other, neither seemed to notice the three large shapes approaching your table.

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Thanks to: @p0chy @fireflykaizoku @the-witch-of-one-piece @archangel1206 @henrioo @thegrandlinesimp @icy-spicy (if I tagged you in a previous chapter and didn't tagged you here is because I'm not sure if you're still interested in this fic and didn't want to be a bother. Sorry)

#one piece #fanfic #kid pirates #one piece killer #one piece killer x reader #killer x reader #high-school au

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songbirdstew · 3 months

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Well, Tom Petty, it turns out I DO have to live like a refugee.

We are back in evacuation mode. I guess a three and a half year break isn't bad.

Saturday, we woke up to half an inch of ice coating every possible surface.

Our power went out at 3 that afternoon.

Sunday, we woke up to an inch thick layer of ice coating every possible surface.

None of this is snow. It is all ice.

The outside temperature ranged from 23 to 27*F. By Tuesday, the inside temperature had dropped to 39, our power bank was drained, and our devices were near dead. Our immediate plan was to head to the Parks center, or if that didn't work, to City Hall (where our library is), both usually sound options for getting a cup of coffee and charging up. We would make contact with the outside world, check the weather forecast, make a plan, then head back home to grab essentials. But C's sister happened to text me right as I was gathering everything up, so we headed for her place instead.

The path from here to there was NOT GREAT BOB.

The roads were all coated in ice, still. Even in the middle of town, on the main thoroughfares, on the Priority 1 deicing routes. All along the route, there are power lines down, power poles down and broken, transformers exploded, trees down, trees snapped in half, trees sliced down the middle vertically. There are power lines dangling over the road, lying in the road, draped across people's driveways and over their front doors so they can't get out. Half the traffic lights were out.

So as soon as we got here, we decided to stay put for the night. The cats were loaded on food and water, and the house was safe and sound.

We quickly learned the entire East half of our town (where the Parks center is) and most of mid town and downtown (where the library is) were totally without power, plus the Parks center's parking lot was blocked by downed trees, so it was just as well we ended up skipping our initial idea and just came straight to Emma and Zev's.

Today, C&I went back to get things we'll need while we're here (we brought NOTHING with us yesterday). The temperature finally rose, so most of the ice had melted. Most of the traffic lights were back on.

But everything else is still the same, if not worse. Once the ice melted, everything that had been hanging by a frozen thread just crashed. Large parts of town are under orders to boil all of their water (remember, they don't have power). When we got home, we found a tree branch had completely shattered the rear window of C's car while we were gone. A huge hunk of ice fell out of the same tree and put a brand new dent in my fender while we were there. It was still only 37* at our house, even though it was up to 47 less than a mile away. The fuck?

The kitties were okay. Charlie seemed perfectly fine (like, What? You were gone?), and Glitch was well, but very, very sad. She HATES being alone (she doesn't even like being alone in a room when people are home). She HATES it when I'm not there. She could tell we were leaving again right away, and she was so unhappy. I set up her favorite blankets for her on the couch and on the bed. We gave them food and water for a few days, plus wet food with calming drops mixed in. We freshened their boxes, and we closed them in their separate spaces so that Charlie won't be bullying Glitch & stealing her food the whole time.

Curtis plans to go back out to the house on his own tomorrow, largely to further inspect his car and take more pictures for the insurance company. School is cancelled for the week. So far I have not had to go in to work, but tomorrow and Friday remain to be seen. My boss will let me know sometime in the morning whether she expects me to work or not, and then Curtis and I will decide if we think it's safe enough to get me there and back. We haven't been to that part of town, so we don't know how bad the tree damage etc might be. If it's anything like the rest of the city, I know I won't feel comfortable navigating that in the dark.

For now, we are good, and warm, and safe, with people we love. Emma and Zev are such good influences on Royal, that Royal actually ate something green today (enchilada sauce).

Please snuggle your kitties for me and kiss their stupid little heads, okay?

#it's just a lot #there's a lot going on with the infrastructure and the utilities #it's all a huge huge mess and it's going to take DAYS to get power back on #but Emma is very calming and Zev is infectiously boisterous #and he immediately made us all coffee and hot chocolate and tea the instant we walked in the door

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97keanu · 10 months

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FUCK IT EVIL TED LOGAN x READER IMAGINES:

You originally know sweet, lovable puppy in human form, Ted Logan, so when you see him and he's cruel to you it totally confuses you in more ways than one

Its likely that evil ted even uses that to his advantage, like he acts all sweet and before you know it he's trying to stick his tongue down your throat

Evil ted is a total grungy, mean, rowdy boy. He skates, he smokes weed and cigarettes, he makes fun of people for fun, but when you enter the picture, I imagine that at first, he wants to treat you like all the others, but somehow he ends up fascinated by you and actually begins to be endearing in his own ways.

This boy is HORNY!!! If he can convince you, (and he will try he's super persistent) expect it no less than once a day if not multiple times. Since he's a robot, there's also basically no down time, so you're going round for round baby!

He's all hands, he's finding ways to roam your body you didn't even think possible, he's feeling you up any chance he gets, even in public if he thinks he can get away with it, then acts like he wasn't the one who just grabbed your ass

Look, I know he's a robot, but this boy smokes weed, and when he does its actually when his goofy, more laid back side comes out. Not to say he isn't still a horn dog or a mean boy, but he's def going to take it slower with you when he's high, make sure you really feel it.

There may even be some after sex extended(he always makes sure you're okay after sex regardless, he knows humans are fragile little things, and he loves having you has his play thing so he would never want to break his toys) cuddle and movie sessions if he's blazed, expect him to still tease you during the movie, he probably puts on a horror and chuckles when you get scared or tries to grab your arm to scare you as the movie leads up to a jump scare.

As time goes on I see evil ted going from being downright mean towards you (first meeting, he's likely to be very conflicted about his feelings towards you as well, and may act as if he doesn't like you at all at first) to being more of a prankster lover, like he's the type to do shit that very much gets on your nerves but he's also not out to get you or push you away anymore.

And with that robotic cock its hard to stay mad at him, he probably pulls a prank on you, and follows up by grabbing you by the waist and putting you on the nearest spot (bed, table, couch, counter top etc) and eating you out until you're breathless to make up for it before making you beg him for it after

If you go longterm with Evil Ted expect him to buy your love (even though the thing he 'bought' for you is probably stolen anyways), he's taking flowers from the cemetery and gifting them to you, stealing chocolates from the store, and once even ripping off someone to get a pretty gold necklace for you. He actually probably brags about his easy scores and how he "totally does if for you, babe!"

Expect Evil Ted to spend a lot of time with Evil Bill as well, they get into a lot of mischief around San Dimas, and spend a lot of time at the skatepark and the mall stealing, bullying, and overall playing sometimes cruel pranks

He probably asks you to join in on the fun a lot, and if you choose to, you find it can sometimes actually be fun if you have a mean streak yourself.

Now here's the interesting part, I could see two ways reader would have a power dynamic with Evil Ted in the bed room

A) you're a sub, and he LOVES it. You're his little play thing that he loves experimenting with how many different ways he can make you cum. Prepare for some BDSM moments, tying up, pain play, Dom/sub talk, maybe even a bit of a kink to see you crying out in a mix of pleasure and pain. I could also see him having to learn how to be a good Dom, since he's a robot and isn't sure of human limits and how to care for you after. I would imagine after your first time, he does try to help you clean up, but he's not sure about other aftercare and the need for more than sexual intimacy, so he would have to be taught that. A more subby!reader for me is going to be a relationship with evil ted where you're likely to be a regular if not good natured person, and ted actually for some reason covets that about you. He loves your innocence even if he plays pranks or teases to exploit it at times, he loves how you are so different from him, and he loves how sweet you can be to him despite his evil ways. Long term he probably begins questioning the humanity inside of him, and how being a robot changes things between you and him.

Or B) you're a switch who tries to Dom him and it doesn't go as planned. I would imagine this to be like a wrestle for power with maybe some legit "wrestling", like reader is on top, and ted flips you over and holds you down, before somehow you touch on a spot that makes him go wild, and you use that to your advantage to get back on top and take what you want. I think sometimes he would let you think you're the Dom just to be able to see you sit on top and hold him down and bounce. I don't think ted truly ever looses all his power and becomes subby, but he loves letting you try. Could even be a bit of a bratty!reader situation as well, evil ted would be an amazing brat tamer. I also think switch!reader could be a case for a mean girl or just as mean reader. Like evil matching evil and he loves you for it.

Overall evil ted is your stoner, prankster, evil but not towards you anymore, sex robot boyfriend, and I love it

Also please send prompts for him, I wanna write some fic but I'm blanking 😭

#ted logan x reader #evil!ted logan x reader #evil ted logan #ted theodore logan #bill and teds bogus journey #my writing #imagines

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bayisdying · 2 years

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Imagine being Bob's younger sister + a nurse

AN: This is 100% self indulgent. There are some days where I question becoming a nurse. Today was one of those days. So this was born.

Let's just start by saying, Bob is older by a few years but yall are super duper close.

Big Brother Bob would totally kiss your booboos when you were kids (look me in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong)

He may be shy and quiet, but someone messes with baby sister? Oh boy. The wrath of Baby on Board is harsh.

Totally punched a kid for you once. Detention was worth it to see your face when your bully got taken down.

You cried when he left you for the Navy, but you knew your brother was going to make a huge difference in the world and you were so proud.

You sort of follow his footsteps in helping people, by becoming a nurse, more specifically an Emergency Room RN (did I mention this was self indulgent?)

He most certainly is super fucking proud of his baby sisters saving lives okay?

Totally buys you cute badge reels, stickers, and pins for you to wear.

Will randomly text you to make sure you're okay. Sweet boi.

When you meet the Daggers they fall in love with you immediately.

Phoenix becomes a sister to you, she loves Bob and now there are two!

Hangman and Rooster love playfully flirting with you to rile Bob up. It works everytime.

When you have a bad shift? You call Bob and cry to him. He always knows what to say to calm you down. Especially if/when you lose a patient.

He invites you to come to the Hard Deck after shift, so you go still in your scrubs and the messy bun that's at least 10 hours old. Looking like death on your feet.

You go straight to Bob for one of his bear hugs. He doesn't let you go for several minutes.

Coyote 100% rubs your shoulders (he has magical hands. Fight me.)

Rooster sings all your favorite songs.

Hangman buys all your drinks.

Phoenix makes you dance with her to all the 90s songs on the jukebox.

Fanboy would totally cuddle with you in a booth if you needed to (you do)

Payback walks outside with you when you need fresh air (and hugs you when you start crying)

Bob drives you home and let's you stay at his place. He would let you steal his comfiest pajamas and his bed.

He would sleep on the couch.

You wake up to texts from the whole squad checking up on you.

They love their Baby Bob (Hangman came up with it. It stuck.)

And their Baby Bob loves them

(But you love your brother the most)

(Don't tell Hangman. He may cry.)

The forever loves: @kloofspeaks @itzyogurl92 @callsign-milano @callsignthirsty @roosterscockpit

#top gun maverick #top gun #robert bob floyd #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #bob top gun #hangman #natasha phoenix trace #big mood

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be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie · 10 months

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Longass Crop Circles Notes (for Lately, I've Been Thinking and I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter One

Finally delivered to @spicymiilk our king. My apologies that these longass notes are not as detailed as last time. I shall endeavor to get more detailed as I read more of the fic. I will post my rage thoughts on chapter eight of for the nights and days of life by @mochalottie tomorrow though, and that shit will be novel length. Anyways:

Lately, I've Been Thinking:

-Me when Andrei says Spider will have a bad time: but does he ever have a good time for you??

-NORM CONTENT. *airhorn blares*

-I gotta love the tragic Shameless vibes you bring into my Spider fics, man.

-Retweet, Spider, we all hate men. We are all scared of men.

-Rip Paz, the fandom tries to tell me you weren’t a bitch but I don’t buy it. You totally were. Justice for Trudy, who was way cooler.

-Wait, did Spider do drugs too? The needles are around his bed? Or did he steal his moms bed?

-Lol, Paz is in and out, there is SO MUCH Shameless in this story. You can't hide from me, bastard.

-YESS, THE FAST FOOD AU.

-Also, Andrei, what is it about beating the natural joy and zest for life out of Spider that gets u off?

-Neteyam will lOVE fixing this guy tho. Spider is his wet dream at this point.

-I actually know a kid in my grade who was placed with one of my family friends when he was seventeen, he is fantastic. He’s the oldest of like, seven kids and the littlest ones go to the elementary school I work at now. My mom works there too and she always says you can tell when this kid is home because the little ones are showered and on time, and he takes them to get haircuts and stuff. He used to walk 45 minutes to work every day. He’s a great guy but he doesn’t stay. He doesn’t let them drag him down. :/

-Spider, on the brink of death, unloved and abused and neglected, dirty and with one single tangle of hair: hi

Neteyam: that is my soulmate.

I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter One:

-WHATS YOUR DAMAGE THE FIC? That’s the one line I quote more from any other type of media. Every day I go “WHAT IS YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA??”

-N E T E Y A M VS SELF ESTEEM. MAN MANAGES TO HATE HIMSELF EVEN IN THE FACE OF SPIDER.

-Also the fear I felt when I saw Miles and Norm are best friends actually, I’m comforting myself like “no no, he meant Spider it’s okay.”

-The hilarity of getting rid of Lo’ak and Kiri who are the canonically closest to Spider and leaving us with Tuk and Neteyam and Jeytiri. That excited me lITERALLY SO MUCH. The fast food au did start with only Tuk and Neteyam, and that’s juicy. We are forced to develop and explore relationships that are underdeveloped in canon and are harder to justify as instant sparks. You took away his natural in canon support systems so he has to learn to develop even faster with the other Sully's and that is a banger idea.

-W H E E L C H A I R J A K E. God I love wheelchair Jake aus, I love making them positive because I don’t like the way the first movie just fixed his disability. Give me Jake Sully being a positive disabled male father figure in his kids lives, just as present and happy and in love with his wife while paralyzed then he would be with mobility. What creative stuff has changed in their lives to accomidate? I need to know.

-Delighted by this Neytiri pov, my god. I feel like less people than I need in my life just let Neytiri have no bad blood at all with Spider in modern aus. She would be all over a neglected child.

-GET THE STICKY TOYS, thats so cute. And useful, I need him to get the magnets some kids got stuck to the ceiling in the gym at my work.

-Tuk is already bullying Neteyam about liking Spider and he isn’t even there yet. I’m lOVING the little bits of the fast food au I spot. She is going to be a menace. And clearly Neteyam is a lovesick clown.

-He is indeed about to get the shit loved out of him, and that is what every Spider Sully writer says before writing their fic.

-WHAT DID THE MCCOSKERS DO SPIDER, NORM SHOULD KNOW, THEN HE WON’T PLACE OTHER KIDS WITH THEM BUDDY.

-Love the descriptions of how Spider feels when Norm’s body relaxes, just noting the way he backs off. So specific and accurate to any abused child. That tension and hypersensitivity to anyone's emotions, even people you implicitly trust, like never goes away.

-Norm thinking someone didn’t let Spider pee in the bathroom is so tragic and funny I feel bad for laughing.

-Spider: heart palpitations upon seeing Neteyam

Spider: NORM YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE WINGMANNING ME?

I am picturing Norm and Tuk in the back of a Burger King setting up an elaborate plan while Neteyam sighs and watches Spider from a booth while writing Neteyam Socorro on all of his notebooks.

-i am cACKLING. You’ve never seen rizz as strong or as intense as “MILES??” and “WHOS THAT? WHAT’S SCHOOL, I DON’T KNWO WHAT THAT IS?” Their dumb clown asses belong together.

-In all seriousness though, I can't imagine how humiliating it would feel to Spider to know some random acquaintance at school was now privy to all your personal problems and business.

-I want to know how often Neteyam frequents the local Burger King. He's probably so embarrassed at how ready he was to big brother this kid. He's gonna be like "looking hot today, uh, I mean, did you need help with your homework champ???"

-This is now like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, Neteyam can call Kiri and Lo’ak on the phone and gossip about boy problems

-JAKE INTRODUCING HIMSELF AS A MILITARY MAN TO EVERY CHILD THAT GETS BROUGHT INTO THEIR HOUSE, NO ONE VETOED THAT SHIT?? Kiri hasn't been like "sTOP TELLING EVERYONE YOU LOVE THE MILITARY, YOU ARE EMBARASSING US."

-Also wow does Norm not know Spider’s dad was former military and he way not vibe with that at all?

-The way that Neteyam is still stalking Spider at McDonalds Or Burger King we can’t be sure. The mention of both places has sent me to space because it makes it seem like Spider used to work at McDonalds and then switched to Burger King and deeply obsessed stalker Neteyam Sully switched establishments to frequent.

-Spider’s fear of Tuk is hilarious and deeply sad, that is your bestie.

-I LOVE love the idea of Kiri and Neteyam watching video essays. I love video essays, I wish my brothers did gOD. Also love a late night owl Neteyam head canon.

-Spider really is a wet rat. Have you ever actually seen a wet rat? The saying is so accurate. Kid was fed properly for the first time in years and then it killed him. Love kills Spider at first, as we have learned from all Spider Sully fics. He's like a dog eating chocolate, it's good, but at what cost.

#spent the whole beach week with my in the closet gay cousin andrew and thought of u king #names close enough #he's quoted in my insta bio because once he said to me #“i don't understand lesbians won't they get in each others way in the kitchen?”#pay me money to get me to believe lo'ak hasn't said that to kiri #i hope u enjoyed tho audience and andrei #i am back from vacation and missing my gay cousin aj and i'm ready to spend my entire day tomorrow catching up on fics and posting #brace urselves #if you have any more asks or want me to post another of those otp ask things now would be a good time #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #neteyam sully #nocorro #norm spellman #neytiri sully #jake sully #jeytiri #tuktirey sully #lo'ak sully #kiri sully #paz socorro #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #melissa og #melissa on avatar (cameron)#fic recs

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godlizzza · 1 year

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Prompt: more jealous Dan stuff please!!!

Dan had just about had it.

Ever since he and Herbert had moved into their little Chicago apartment, their next-door neighbour, Randall, had developed an obvious infatuation with Herbert. It had started on that first day, when Dan and Herbert had carted all their belongings up eight flights of stairs, Herbert grumbling and grousing the whole time. He'd objected to the apartment from the beginning, claiming it was too small and they'd have no space or privacy to work. Dan had talked him into it, assuring him it would only be a temporary place for them to reassess and plan their next move.

Then Randall had shown up with a welcome casserole and Dan had quickly begun to regret his decision.

He was a tall, gawky guy, his polo shirt tucked into his belted jeans. Something about the way he rolled the cuffs of his pants up, showing a strip of garish, patterned socks, and kept touching his hair as he jabbered away to a deadpanned Herbert, brought out the spirit of a teen bully inside Dan. He felt the urge to shove this guy into a locker and steal his lunch money. He was just such a...dork.

It didn't help that, for whatever reason, he'd taken an instant liking to Herbert. He was always making the most transparent excuses to drop by their apartment. First it was to ask Herbert if he needed anything--"I knew the old tenant and he'd complain all the time about this leaky pipe." Then it was to ask Herbert if he'd like to go for brunch sometime. Dan had even come home on one occasion to find Herbert and Randall sat at the dining table having coffee.

And that was the worst part of it. Herbert wasn't encouraging Randall but he wasn't discouraging him either. When he cornered him in the kitchen one day and questioned him about it, Herbert had been nonplussed.

"He's annoying but he's harmless enough," Herbert had shrugged. "Besides, he just gives me things. One has to take advantage where they can, Dan."

Then he'd kissed Dan on the cheek, patted his chest, and sauntered off. Dan supposed Herbert thought that was the end of it, but it wasn't the end for Dan.

He came home from work one day, exhausted after a twelve-hour shift, and stumbled to the fridge, hungry for a pudding cup. When he opened the door, however, he found himself blinking blearily at a casserole. He stared at the red porcelain dish and the half-eaten vegetable casserole within blankly for a few seconds before straightening up and closing the fridge. His hand remained clenched around the handle as Herbert walked into the room.

"Oh, you're home," Herbert said mildly, grabbing a cookie from the jar. "I didn't hear you come in."

Dan released the fridge and turned in time to catch Herbert around the waist. Herbert startled but allowed himself to be pulled to stand between Dan's feet. His hands went to Dan's chest as Dan held Herbert's hips. He peered down at Herbert, who stared, half the cookie bitten between his lips. Dan brushed his thumb just below Herbert's lip, disturbing some crumbs.

"Were you waiting up for me?" Dan murmured.

Herbert sucked the cookie into his mouth and made quick work of chewing and swallowing. Dan watched his throat bob.

"Well, yes-"

"Come on," Dan said, cutting him off. He pulled Herbert down the tiny hall by the hand, pushing the bedroom door open with his foot.

Herbert stumbled after him, eyes wide behind his glasses. "I thought you'd be tired."

Dan pushed him onto the bed and crawled over him, already tugging at Herbert's buttons. "I'm not tired. In fact, I feel totally energised."

He swooped down, sealing their mouths together and swallowing the pleased moan Herbert made.

Dan fucked Herbert hard into the mattress that night. He fucked him so hard the headboard was slapping against the wall in time with Herbert's cries. Dan had made a point to be loud himself, mixing Herbert's name in with rambling, crude dirty talk. He'd usually be embarrassed at some of the things he'd said, but when one was putting on a show, they had to put such reservations aside.

Interestingly, Randall stopped coming around after that. Dan wondered if it had anything to do with the bedroom wall they shared with him. It really was remarkably thin.

He smiled to himself as he ate vegetable casserole leftovers straight from the red porcelain dish.

#ask and ye shall receive #danbert #dan cain #herbert west #smutty smut smut #n sfw #re-animator #my fics #asks #writing prompt

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spacexseven · 2 years

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ok im sure you're Sick! of hearing about this by now BUT I woke up in a cold sweat last night to write this... I promise I can come up with other things...

ok consider this: dazai going from a mostly sadistic yan to mostly affectionate, possibly delusional for subordinate... maybe dazai decides to spy on them on their day off with their family, but instead of getting fuel to torment his favorite punching bag he just feels... weird, seeing them so carefree. or maybe he winds up injured on a mission and instead of leaving him for the wolves they actually take care of him, until backup arrives, and help can't help but wish they were the one securing his new bandages instead of stupid mori. or maybe mori starts assigning them to new teams to test their progress and dazai gets anxious, seeing them get on so well with other members... hes gonna get them back after this right? RIGHT??? please don't give his puppy away to stinky ol chuuya he'll take good care of them from now on he SWEARS.

either way, he walks away from the encounter depressed with longing. suddenly, his bed is empty to sleep in, to the point where he rifles through their personal effects to steal a shirt he can snuggle up to to catch a couple hours rest.

he gives into the feelings pretty quick after he starts losing himself in daydreams of being soft with his cute subordinate, even getting shy when he talks to them (which. huh?). subordinates pulled off missions (bad puppy, dangerous!!), legs almost too numb to stand with how often dazai wants to curl up in their lap like a housecat, and every time dazai sees them he practically shrieks in delight, begs for their attention even when hes in the middle of something else (is he not embarrassed??)

when he finally mumbles "i love you" against their lips, usually soulless eyes full to bursting with it, a cold dread washes over them. if there was a way out of this before, there certainly isn't now.

of course, dazai never really loses interest in tormenting his subordinate, its just always followed up with being drowned in affection now which is TOTALLY for your sake not his. have fun getting injured on purpose so dazai can live out his fantasies of nursing you back to health like a baby bird lol

- 🩹

ahhh don't worry i'm not sick of it all :D i love clingy dazai

cw: obsession, implied violence towards darling from dazai

"dazai can live out his fantasies of nursing you back to health like a baby bird" describes him best.

like he's always hovering and fretting but he's trying to hide it, 'cos everyone's used to him bullying you at any chance he gets, how weird would it be to see dazai all clingy and whiny right after telling you to do some humiliating task for him? it's really awkward when mori's telling him about transferring to an actual team now that you've made good progress and dazai's all like "no. no way. they're not ready for that."

"but dazai, you've been training them for a year now..."

"so? still not ready."

and yea, mori's the boss, but even he's a little terrified of dazai, so he complies, despite knowing how dangerous this whole thing was.

despite how he genuinely just wanted to get a kick out of you and have someone at his side like a pet at first, once you do something good for him even though he's only ever made your life a living hell, dazai is convinced you must secretly love him. no wonder you never once asked to be transferred or to run away (it's not because you're scared of mori and dazai, definitely not!) he's used to people finding him attractive, but this is you, who he also has a not so subtle crush? infatuation? with, so, it's different.

once he's convinced himself of this, everything changes. suddenly, his little kicks aren't as painful—or were you just developing muscle? he's stopping you from going on any missions that aren't only with him, forcing you to stay inside and do paperwork?! or bring him snacks, which he makes you feed him. it's so weird to see him plastered at your side all the time, and while he still likes bossing you around, it's less violent than before (for now, at least. sometimes he just gets up and for no reason, decides to injure you—but it's better than the previous times he'd throw you into a fight with a proficient ability user and turn the other way)

once he decides the two of you are totally in love and he finally confesses, it's really over. he'll never 'lose interest' like you might have been previously hoping, he'll never just decide you're no fun to kick around anymore and pick on someone else. it's really just you for him for...probably a long time. well, at least he actually tries to nurse you back to health this time, even if the bandages are a little too tight and his stitching is uneven, and his habits of kissing each wound because "love helps it heal faster" gets on your nerves. better than nothing, right?

#i will answer ur other ask once i'm back from class !! see u in a bit #ask 🐟#anon 🐟#i love this dazai monster uve created btw im all for it #bsd 🐟#dazai 🐟#dazai 🩹 🐟

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souryogurt64 · 2 years

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Does it get better than being 16?

Yes

big essay

When I was 16, I just felt super depressed and insanely anxious like the world was days away from ending all the time. A big reason for this was because I was getting bullied at school, my job sucked, I didn't have many friends, and (though I was privileged) my home life was pretty tumultuous. Yet every single adult in my life was bitterly and angrily telling me on a daily basis that I better enjoy what I had because this was the best life ever got, and everything after being 16 was misery and pain. It was enough to make me semi-suicidal. When I got to college, things were a lot better, but it was some of the same stuff still.

I didn't exactly have the "typical" super fun and freeing college experience, partially due to Covid among other things, but I'm 23 and I think life is way better than it ever has been.

I work part-time in a restaurant, part-time remotely, and freelance so it's not like I live an unrealistic TikTok influencer life with a glamorous job. But it's sooo much better than any stage of life I've lived previously.

Because of the nature of my work, I can wear pretty much whatever I want-- it's really nice to wear halter tops and crop tops in 95 degree weather without getting dress coded or berated by my mom. Same with hair and makeup. My room also looks exactly how I want, which I didn't have as a teen and 4 years of dorms weren't as personalized as I'd like. I actually have my own bathroom for the first time ever and do not have to unclog the toilet every single time my brother uses it. I didn't have the freedom to cook myself meals until I was 22 because of where I went to school and because my mom being a bit wacked upstairs. It is so freeing to be able to cook and eat fresh fruit and vegetables and actually season my food. Also, no one steals my food and I don't have to hide food.

I can also wake up when I want most days-- sometimes I have a meeting or something though. I've never been forced to wake up at 6:30 since I was 18-- usually I get up around 9 now, but in college I slept til 11 most days. You can also go to bed whenever you want.

You can also leave situations for the first time ever-- in high school if you were getting picked on or had a teacher or coach you didn't like you were totally helpless. Yeah, there are consequences to quitting a job, but you have the option. If you don't like a doctor or therapist, you can get a second opinion instead of your mom doctor-shopping for a therapist just as homophobic and controlling as she is. Also, it's not like there's a lunch table or you have to keep seeing people-- obviously you need to be civil with coworkers but outside of that, you can dump a guy/girl or stop hanging out with someone if you don't like the vibes and you will never or hardly ever see them again.

I live in a major US city with a friend and it's so freeing living here. I used to live in Iowa and people would make endless remarks on the way I dressed or tell my mom and she'd go ballistic. Now I can dress way crazier and no one will even look in my direction. One time I remember I took something cool out of a dumpster and some nosy woman from school drove by and called my mom and she went insane. No one cares if you take things out of dumpsters here. Or leave the house after dark. Or whatever. Also having a roommate you like is like a sleepover that never ends.

When I was 16 I legitimately thought I was never going to get out of Iowa because moving to a big city seemed so monumental and everyone would freak out and talk about how dangerous and scary they are. Now I wish I had just ignored what everyone else thought and moved out here at 18.

I can also have a pet for the first time ever. I have a bit more money than I had in college and high school to spend on fun things-- nothing crazy, just a bit. And I don't have overbearing parents constantly going through my journals and berating me or micromanaging what I watch and listen to and read and how I spend my free time. You can do things like go hang out with friends or have sex or go to concerts or try drugs and alcohol or travel whenever you want or try new foods-- there's just consequences and risks for your actions and you learn to plan around those and weigh the pros and cons.

Also, while not everyone is able or willing to work remotely and work in a restaurant, and some jobs can be draining, I overall really enjoy my jobs and having a purpose. Yeah sometimes I'm over it or I get frustrated or want to go home or not do things, but I was mostly unemployed for a month and it was really depressing-- I like being busy. I liked my college classes a lot too. Even things like vacuuming and taking out the trash are so much better when you're taking care of what's yours.

To be honest though, I do know a lot of people who are struggling or crashed and burned during college. Some of it is undeniably due to life circumstances and privilege, and there are exceptions, but generally, using just people I know as examples, I think if you know how to be responsible, being an adult is way better than being a kid or teen. I've never understood wanting to be a kid again because I hated being a kid and was miserable and stressed the entire time.

I would say until a certain point I think you don't have very many life experiences and consequently view the world differently than you do as an adult-- and when that changes can hit differently for different people depending on life experiences. It's a drastic change and it's hard to put into words, and it happening can be rough, but I think it mellows you out. And I'm sure you continue to change as an adult, but there's The Big One, lol. Not that that made any sense at all.

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Chapter 30! We are almost at the finish line!

God, I'd say I need coffee, but I have ADHD, so it would just make me sleepier.

Bruce was dying.

Me too.

Every time he woke, she was already awake. Already gone. He knew she’d been in his room, could smell the lingering scent that was so utterly her, and had even caught her asleep in the armchair across from the bed. He avoided her even as much as he craved being near her.

So just carry her to bed and cuddle her, you coward.

But he couldn’t stop watching her die.

Boo you suck

Again, I'm kidding. It makes sense he's running away from the vulnerability, but it's still annoying. It's flight, fight, freeze, or fawn, and now he's just using flight and fighting other people instead of the one person he wants to fight for, the idiot. I love him, but Christ almighty (and I'm not even religious), get it together and talk to her.

His fault. It was all his fault. Everything he touched withered and died.

Non-seriously: that would be such a helpful tool though. Imagine gardening and you just have weeds all over your garden. All Bruce would have to do is touch them and voila! No more weeds!

Also Alfred is offended. He may be older, but he's still very much alive, Mr. Wayne.

Seriously speaking, see a therapist. But I've already said that.

But also, I imagine this instagram post is Bruce.

“Please, just think about what I said. She loves you, and you love her. That’s as simple as it should be. I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.”

Alfred speaking nuggets of gold in this entire conversation. I get it, I do. Bruce is struggling. He's scared and he's traumatized and he loves her. He wants to protect her, even it that means from himself, but as Alfred alludes to, it's hurting her. By punishing himself, he's punishing her. Woman has had to sneak into Bruce's room just to sleep without nightmares. On an armchair. After getting stabbed and breaking ribs, no less! The girl needs a bed! And cuddles! She went through a majorly traumatic event too! Bruce, she wants you. If you're so mad at yourself that you can't let yourself get what you want, then could you at least try and make amends by letting her get what she wants?

But he wasn’t so sure he did. He wasn’t so sure he ever could.

Good thing it's not up to you, then.

“If you don’t talk to me I’m going to–I don’t know, put itching powder in your armor. Paint your mask pink. I don’t know! Look at me.”

Do it! Do it! Do it!

I totally would. Give him hell.

“No! I’m not done.

Yes! Give him hell! I'm living for it!

“All these people I’ve been trying to save, and I would have let all of them die if it meant saving you.”

Her breath caught in her throat.

She kissed him. Hungrily, like it was her last act on earth.

YES!!!! FINALLY!!! Thank god.

Okay, I'm getting sleepy, I might have to speed this up a little bit.

“I’m sorry,” he whispered. He was staring at her with something like wonder in his eyes.

Yes!!! He finally gets it! Thank the gods! I'm gonna cry.

“If I had known that bullying you into talking about our feelings would–” Her words cut off with a moan as his bare hands glided up the skin of her ribcage beneath her shirt. “–lead to this, I would have been bullying you every single day for weeks.”

Madam, are you telling me that stealing Bruce's keys, getting yourself nearly killed multiple times, never listening to him, forcing him to give Gordon coffee and making fun of the way he did it wasn't flirtatiously bullying him? Girlie, please—

The smut is amazing. So amazing. Love the fact Bruce is a virgin, which, of course he is, the amount of times he's almost gotten into a car accident because of the reader. Choked because of innuendos.

“Extraordinary creature,” he said just to make her smile. It worked.

YES!!!

I love it! I would die. I would absolutely die if I got called that. It would be the most endearing thing in the entire world. More endearing than my dog passing me my black stiletto in an attempt to hint that I should meet people BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MEET A PERSON LIKE BRUCE "EXTRAORDINARY CREATURE" WAYNE

“I met you once and created a job posting for you.”

She bit her lip. “Oh?”

“I bought you a coffee maker because you love coffee. I follow you everywhere to make sure you’re safe. I–I would kill for you. I have gotten so close to–” He stopped. Swallowed. Rinsed his hair so he could take a moment.

Good. Bruce is telling the reader how stupid she's been too. We love a couple that points out each other's density moments.

Bruce choked. “Batman is not hiring.”

I'M TELLING YOU SHE'S GETTING A SUIT TO WORK WITH BATMAN WHETHER BRUCE WANTS HER TO OR NOT

He's just gonna have to learn to stay focused.

So, Shelby, I just wanna say you're an incredibly amazing and talented writer. You have so much imagery in your fic and so much humanity in your characters. Everything in this fic happened so organically and I hope you're immensely proud of that (because you should be). It's all so natural and you can trace back all of the little bows that you're starting to tie together at the end here, and I honestly can't think of anything where I've been like BUT WHAT ABOUT because you've done really well in keeping everything tight and coherent.

Okay, so I know I'd write all five reviews, but I'm tired, and I'd like to sleep. So I'll write the next one tomorrow along with the epilogue, if that's okay! I love you bestie! You're amazing!

⌨

"But I have ADHD so it would just make me sleepier." Me though.

You continue to crack me up. Love how done you are with Bruce. It's perfect.

"And I'm not even religious" you just make me laugh so much 😂 But yeah Bruce needs to get his shit together and that's why he gets ganged up on in this chapter!

A too painful reminder of my feelings 💀💀 your mind is incredible. That post is 100% Bruce but that sign is on the Batmobile 💀

Alfred is trying to show Bruce how dumb he is by avoiding her! She needs him, Bruce needs her love, etc. This bit between Alfred in Bruce is one of my favorite scenes in the whole fic. It felt so natural when I wrote it, like I was merely writing down a conversation I was overhearing. Again, Alfred keeps stealing scenes he's in.

She may have been flirtatiously bullying him up to this point but now she's actually bullying him by yelling at him and being mad 😂 You're right though she's bullied him a lot up until now.

I love all the love the extraordinary creature line is getting. I'm very proud of it 😅

"He's just gonna have to learn to stay focused." YEP. He will. He needs to learn how to work distracted around her 👀

Also thank you bestie 😭 How are you gonna end the review like that being all nice to me and making me get stuff in my eyes 😭 I am proud of this fic and I love it with my whole heart. Just, thank you 🥺🥺🥺

Also don't blame you for sleeping instead. I also went to sleep 😂 Thank you!! Love you bestie!! 🥰

#asks #anon #motn #my bestie ⌨️#⌨️ anon #⌨️

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zoyalannister · 10 months

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Hi!Anon from the game :) ofc tell your friend to participate if she wants too

This one is a bit more focused on characters, you can give one name, more names or a duo for each statement (for example if the statement is something a couple you have written of would do)

The game is a variation of Never have I ever, so if a character you write about you headcanon him or her as having done it write its name. In case you have written that character in different fics where he/she is very different you can put a parenthesis saying which version of him/her.

It's all about hc so this arent things that need to hapen or be referenced in any way on your WIPS.

So let's go!

Never have I ever stolen anything.

Never have I ever missed a flight/train

Never have I ever been caught naked (situations led to this can vary)

Never have I snuck in somewhere

Never have I leave without paying in a bar, pub...

And here the typical more mature ones:

Never have I ever given/received a lap dance

Never have I ever do stuff in someone else bed that wasn't the person I was doing it with

Never have I ever broke something during it

Never have I ever not worn underwear on a night out

Never have I ever used handcuffs or something similar

Thanks for playing!

Hi! It's always good to see you around, so here are my answers for the game, starting with the non spicy ones:

Grace in Geranium tries to steal and it doesn't end well...

Christopher, he would be too busy studying or spending time in the lab and he would realize it's too late only 5 minutes before.

Gabriel, when he and Cecily still lived in the Institute I'm sure that Will bumped in him leaving Cecily's room naked while going to have a bath--

In Exothermic, Grace sneaks in Kit's room when she goes to live to Gabrily's house, and she will do something similar also in another fanfic ;)

Anna on purpose. Kit by accident, and when he realizes, a couple of hours later, he comes back to pay apologizing nonstop.

Now the spicy ones for me are all Gabrily, I can see them in literally every one of them ahaha

Cecily would totally do lapdance for Gabriel, they would have sex in the first available room at the Institute just because it's the closest one and they're too horny to go in one of theirs, they would totally break some mobilia, Cecily wouldn't wear underwear at balls and this would lead to the room situation, and they would use handcuffs, sometimes Cecily would be the tied one and other times she would tie Gabriel, according to how they feel like.

I would also add that the bed one also applies to Gracetopher in H(n)teaf, I can see Kit suggesting at some point to do it in Joshua's bed and Grace refusing categorically because she doesn't want to bully him and finds ridiculous Kit's jealousy.

My friend's answers:

Non-spicy:

Azriel, who "fanonically" nicked some of Nesta and Cassian's massage oil

James, because he actually misses a train at the end of Chain of Iron and would probably do it again, maybe not-so-accidentally

Cassian, who in my head is the type of person who walks around naked in his house even when there are other people around and doesn't give a flying fuck

Gwyn, because I think she's nosey when she wants to

(Canon) Nesta, for… obvious reasons

Spicy:

Nessian. All of them.

#ao3 #author talks #grace blackthorn #christopher lightwood #gracetopher #cecily lightwood #gabrily #gabriel lightwood #nesta archeron #cassian #nessian #azriel #gwyneth berdara

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