Was watching TNG with my dad and during one of the poker scenes he (while referring to Riker) said something like "I don't understand how anyone could call someone they've slept with "Sie" (polite/professional you in German)" but Worf was on screen at the time so it somehow didn't really click that he was talking about Deanna and for a few baffling seconds I lived in a world where my dad had somehow misconstrued Worf and Riker as having canonically slept with each other.

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last rb reminds me of when i was chatting with a bunch of egyptian players on a transformice server and we had a couple of exchanges in arabic and someone butted in saying, and i directly quote, ‘can you guys speak english? this isn’t arabia’

teeth ????

yes i have them

WAIT

WAIT DO U MEAN THE LITTLE BADGE NEXT TO MY URL

tumblr gives badges now and i have one for making over 100 posts. there’s only like 3 options so far i just thought the teeth were funny

I totally forgot that the mayor was called wayward vagabond and thought that a bunch of people were tagging my one post that for no reason

...so am I the only one who heard the name billy and thought he was southern American, only to find out the surname Skorski is of POLISH origin--

Theres a version of the backstreet boys that's called slash street boys and its slashers like ghostface, Micheal, Jason, Freddy, Leatherface etc look it up lamo sorry I thought more people knew them :') it's basically Slasher versions of the og songs like I'll kill you that way instead of I want it that way sorry for the confusion lamo

OH YOURE JUST A NERD OK

the only other way to more horrify me is to call him "choochoolin" or some shit.

I keep forgetting to take pictures of things to fill up my compendium or whatever in botw and so I ran to ore to take a picture without checking my surroundings and got bodily rammed into the cliffside by the lynel that was chilling right there and lost most of my health almost immediately

watching evangelion has messed up my brain in a way i didnt know was possible

The movie im watching just jumpscared me with the sudden appearance of one of our local theater actors which I did not expect to see in this movie

constantly torn between "i wish I could magically learn this language immediately and speak it perfectly" and "part of language acquisition is the process, and learning it immediately wouldn't have as much meaning or significance to me"

i like to think that the tentacles in dungeon meshi are kinda like mushrooms or perhaps even lichens in that they are very confusing to identifty and have 200 completely different species that look very similar ("delicious brown tentacle vs BROWN DEATH TENDRIL") and you need to be an Expert to determine the difference between some of the more confusing species and some of them have like 300 different sexes and some of them are actually composite creatures composed of several different species and somehow yeast is involved and also no one really knows half of whats going on with them and in like 50 years someones gonna figure out that uhm actually these are two completely different types of tentacle creatures that arent related like at All they jusf happen to look similar and oh btw that one common house mold is actually a tentacle

warrior

worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

imagine being a friend of mine and having to hear me rambling about them all day long and trying to comprehend why eclipse is a cutie patootie to me and what the heck a blorbo is