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Untrustworthy family? Solution: Rely on your friends and vent on them with your continuously rotting mental stability!
You parents says that your friends are a bad influence and that they are untrustworthy? Solution: Trust absolutely no-fucking-body!
Nobody to trust? Even your family? Solution: Runaway from home increase your saving and get a job at a minor age and live independently!
Practically impossible? Easier Solution: kys!
Throbbing neck? Solution: Get a rope and go yolo sayori challenge! Make sure to have a support beam on your roof! If you unfortunately do not have one then suffer for continuous eternity.
Itchy wrist? Solution: Get a knife and stab it repeatedly!
Born Asian? Solution: Kill your self!!💞
Burnout? Solution: Kill your self!!❤️
Nothing to do? Solution: Die!!💕
Too much responsibility? Solution: Do nothing then run through the road with a running car!!💕💕
Disappointed parents despite all your hardworking efforts? Solution: Kill your self!❤️
Can't do anything and has no motivation? Solution: Die
Uncontrollable visible emotions? Solution: die
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Red dead redemption fucks you up man.
You literally can't do anything the same anymore after playing, I'm sitting in work thinking about my horses and wondering which one I'll ride to die with Arthur - I love them all so much that I wish I could save them all.
I even randomly think about the thimble Jack wants, I have no idea where to find it but nobody at hanging dog ranch has had it in all the times I've raided it.
I think about the sun and the stars, the dusty plains of West Elizabeth and the grasslands of New Hanover, I think about Tall Trees and the canyons of New Austin, the mountains, the snow, the peaceful times camping under the night sky.
And you find yourself yearning for it, despite how awful, unforgiving and unfair the time period was.
You can't go back to those days, it's definitely for the best, you'll lose yourself if you focus so much on wanting something from so far in the past.
Whatever you're yearning for, look for it in your future, your present time, find it and run with it. Life is too short to live in the past, live in the time you have now and thrive.
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From now on, I'm just going to assume that anyone who calls Gale any variation of "pompous", "arrogant", "annoying", "a jerk", or anything to that effect, and talks at length about how they hate him and/or have killed him, is just bellyaching and being a baby over them not understanding his speech. That's right, at this point I'm ascribing a literal skill issue to being wrong about a fictional character.
Aww, poor baby, did the Mean Wizard hurt your tiny, smooth widdle brain by saying "adroit"? Did his correct use of "foeti", the latinate plural of "foetus", frighten you? Aww, I'm so sowwy. That must be so tough for you, being so scared of fun words and the general concept of whimsy. I can't hear you over myself tongue-kissing the pretty man with the calf-eyes and the slutty waist.
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van der linde gang headcanons just because
- kieran sleepwalks. whoever’s keeping watch is also in charge of making sure he doesn’t die
- on many separate occasions, tilly, karen, and mary-beth have all called grimshaw “mom” by accident. while they’re dying inside, susan has a smile for the rest of the day
- sean and lenny have a secret club for young men. only jack is invited to their meetings. no one knows what they talk about
- sadie takes molly out into the woods sometimes and they just scream together
- john only knows the ‘rip van winkle’ story because jack read it to him once
- bill and javier pretend they hate each other in front of everyone else but they gossip when no one is looking
- hosea gave dutch that white and red checkered bandana as a gift
- charles is the only person arthur will show his journal to
- abigail has punched most of the gang members at some point for various reasons
- whenever josiah visits he tries to bring a trinket for jack
- everyone actually loves pearson’s cooking, they just hate to admit it because he makes a big deal out of it
- when dutch praises micah, micah turns around and sticks his tongue out at arthur whenever dutch isn’t looking
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I shared this on the dead on main server, but just for all of your brain itches also:
So there's Danny-suddenly a halfa- by definition both alive and dead. He is two things that are diametrically opposed. They cannot exist at the same time, so they don't.
Every time Danny goes ghost, he dies again. Each time the rings of light engulf him he has a moment again of being electrocuted to death. Phandom greatly enjoys giving Danny Lichtenberg scars, but electric shock has other common symptoms such as hearing loss, tremors, and seizures...
...all things Danny faces every time he comes back to life.
It takes them awhile to put it all together- that transforming and fighting makes it all worse- and by then Danny's been through rounds of medication for his seizures that do nothing and has a permanent level of hearing loss. (And Ancients does the hearing loss explain some of his troubles with school.)
Part of Danny is tempted, each and ever time, to stay a ghost where he doesn't feel the constant ache of pain and trembling muscles and muted world. Part of him is tempted to stay dead.
But he pulls through it. Things settle with the ghosts. Danny is able to hang up Phantom and being a hero and instead focusing on living. The seizures stop, the tremors and pain have good days and bad, Tucker helped him make some amazing hearing aides... he lives.
He gets an internship with the Wayne Foundation and their outreach helping children left permanently injured by the attacks in Gotham- inspired in part by Jason Todd-Wayne's own partial hearing loss from an explosion.
When they meet, neither of them quite know just how deeply the other person can understand what they've been through.
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Should I just kill my parents with the kitchen knife? Or should I just stab myself to death?
(appearantly wanting sleep is problematic and dramatic now, they wanted me to advance study instead, isn't school for learning is what is about? Guess they really just want my grades and good impression after all)
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